ANTM Phone Sex Sessions!

I know, I know… I have an ego… but I truly am the best phone sex you will find out there… mostly because I love my kinky phone sex job… but let’s face it… Imma lil pervy too… I mean… a lot pervy! But what ever it is, you guys know I am the best and soon… the rest of the world will know just how hot this lil fire cracker can get… hee hee.

The past like 48 hours have been totally awesome! I know why I slept so much last weekend… to gear up for all you wonderfully horny gents out there… oh hubba hubba! My plan for world domination is in full effect and I seemed to have struck the mother load… woo hoo. Over the past 24 hours I have been a naughty school girl a couple of times, the principle of an all girls school, a movie star, twins!, a doctor, a shrink, a cheerleader, the next door neighbor a couple times, a pregnant girl, the girl you got pregnant, a lusty librarian, a drill sargent, the madame… and of course… I got made love to … me… not someone i was playing… which I love!

One hour I am using a sissy like my own personal barbie and the next Im being kidnapped and sold into slavery by pirates…who wouldn’t love my taboo phone sex job???

I am truly having a blast, really I am! I rock it hard core! I know… you don’t have to tell me.

Last night, I did something special… had a multi “girl” call wit some of my “girls”… two hours long and we did something totally special… watched America’s next top model together. It was the first time Charlotte, BeBe, and Matilda met, on the phone… and it was a little awkward at first… but when the ladies on the show started in on Isis… the girl born in a boys body… they all tuned in… was so much fun! It sucks, cause only my east coast girls can watch with me… unless we all tivo it or something. I give an ANTM phone sex discout so you can afford to call me for the whole show. Last nights was two hours long…whew!

If I would have thought about it, I could have done a project runway night too… a night of FIERCEness.

If I keep being busy, I am going to have to start doing appointments, which sucks… cause I know you all can’t control your horny ness… I need clones. Don’t worry, I am in the process of finding clones… so to say. And train them with my brand of phone sex. I’ll have mini mes of mini me… so to say. I know, some of it can’t be trained into girls… they have to have at least a natural talent… but hey, I can sure try, right?

In my spare time, lol, I have been writing a training manual that I will need some help editing… lots and lots of help editing… I mean who am I kidding, and in my adventures out into cyberland, have met a couple of promising candidates. Girls untouched, moldable, and hot… what do you guys think? Are you ready for my phone sex clones? It will take me some time, I have a dispatch center being built for me right now and plus it’s going to take a lot of work building the sites as well as training the girls… but I think you guys will enjoy it? I mean, no body is as good as this original… they may spell better and look better… but we all know where your hard ons lay… with me! hee hee

I just think it would be good to have other girls that you know are good at phone sex ready for you cause I am busy, fucking the masses! hee hee I told you I was gonna rule the taboo world… welcome to my reality… hee hee.

My ego is so not fitting in this room anymore.

I may have it set up to where my regular callers can get discounted calls with the girls by reporting back to me with quality control reports… also, may have the girl and you callers do the write ups of the girls page. Really make you interactive with them… just something I am bouncing around. Im sure it will show up on ten sites before mine comes out… but honestly… what is that saying about flattery? hee hee.

What would you guys want from a phone sex site? or a phone sex princess? What would you like offered? What do you think is the most important thing? These questions should be asked all the time, but they hardly ever are? You know me, I don’t like reading minds, or trying to guess what gets you off… when it’s just so easy to tell me. So tell me, let me pick your brain. Don’t be surprised if I don’t hear from you in email thewonderwhore@gmail.com that I ask you on our next call.

So, let’s check my googly Analytics… I love the word Anal ytics… hee hee. I am such an Anal Whore. Ahhh.. NYC is checking in quite a bit over the past few days… and yet… no calls from the big apple… hmmm … I want to go to nyc bad. Do all the touristy stuff… have sex in the museum… pushed off in the corner by some guy I just happen to flirt with in the cosmic collision exhibit. Maybe he’s a caller of mine, and I don’t know. It’s a good thing I wore my sundress to the museum, easy access… man, am I getting hot and bothered! Whew.. I definitely need to go to new york city… who wants to go with me?

For those who care, right now I am wearing white tight shorts, and a blue football esque jersey type shirt… dark blue number 01 on the front and back. I have white sparkly flip flops on and my hair is in a pony. It’s a bit hot outside… which is odd… cause we were suppose to get thunder storms today.

I need to run out for a couple hours. I need some supplies for school… map of itally, stickers to decorate my italian folder, pink three ring binder… you know, the important stuff… as well as my starbucks… need me some starbucks like something fierce.

Ill talk to you all soon!
Brigitte
“The Best Phone Sex Ever”
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531
Phone Sex with the Wonder Whore

Sissy Girl Phone Sex

Your phone sex school girl is home from her very first day of class. I shall have a recording up in my blog of what I did today sometime tonight or early morning.. hee hee. I am so proud of myself. I wanted to run as far away as I could possibly get… big scaredy cat I am. But I bucked up, got ready… locked my keys in my car and had my brother rush home, just so I could eek into class one minute before it started… blghh. Im such a phone sex dork.

My teacher is awesome… I’ve already made friends in class and went out to starbucks after wards with two of my classmates. Lots of fun! We don’t really have anything in common. They are older, married with children and I’m well… a single, cute, co-ed who makes her living by having taboo phone sex with as many men as I possibly can. But they are nice and will be great study partners.

I get to do some more shopping tomorrow… I need a map of Italy, probably a book on Italian culture as well as a cute three ring binder for the handouts we get in class. If I am going to be the best student in class, not only am I going to have to study like a mofo, but be as organized as possible.

If you want to learn with me… you can do what I am doing on top of my classes… this is free…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/italian/

Sissy Phone Sex Tip

So, I have been doing tons of sissy phone sex since my radio show on it… and one of the things I really like working on with my gals, is beauty secrets.Nothing like a gal getting all dressed up, going to put makeup on and it looking like crap cause your skin isn’t soft and moist enough. I do my face twice a day whether I wear make up or not. In the morning, I clean it with a cleanser and one of those ultra sonic brushes… then I take an exfoliate wash I have, made with sugar… and rub it on my face in circles upward. I past dry, and spray a peptide on my face, followed by moisturizer… I do the same at night… but right before I put the moisturizer on, I put on vitamin c, both in a spray as well as cream. I am working on a section of all my beauty products for dungeon website. Ladies, do this for two weeks then see the difference in your make up… it won’t look like it’s caked on and you will feel more natural… and definitely more beautiful!

Also wonderful news for my sissies… in January… I will be having an internet runway show… with you ladies as my models… and putting that up on my site… showing off all our hard work… I have two of you already squealing with delight… hee hee. Plus something special for next June! If you want to participate… faces will be masked… you will need to see me about it. W will devise the perfect look for you as well as all the other details. I will have more up on the website as soon as I can get it launched. I’m taking phone sex with you sexy beings to the next level… just you wait!

Your your phone sex princess will be available for most of tomorrow and Thursday, with the reminder that I will be out Friday night and all day Saturday… and possibly all day Sunday as I am going Hiking before the weather starts to turn. Some place called the flume… let me look it up… it’s suppose to be beautiful. http://www.visitnh.gov/flume/index.html Oh wow, now I really can’t wait! I got my cute pink hiking boots already to go.. hee hee.

I recently got a new book on new england and have been going through it marking up the things I want to do. I only have a few more months till the snow comes and have decided to make the best of it. Also, after the snow comes I have decided that I will take up … sledding… snow sculpting… and ice skating… to make it more fun. I can handle the snow… it’s no big deal… it will actually be kinda fun… right? hee hee Maybe Ill try skiing again… so I can be your cute little phone sex snow bunny.

So, somebody in the Cambridge area of Mass. keeps clicking on my page… and I keep daydreaming bout who it might be, cause they haven’t called me… no… haven’t gotten the nerve to call this sweet, seductive phone sex extravaganza of a girl. So I am left to fantasize about who it might be… maybe it’s a professor at harvard who wants to ravish me on his desk… or it’s a rider of the red line T who would love for me to fondle him as a stranger in a crowded car. Maybe it’s someone who I’ve walked past while I was discovering Cambridge, caught wif of my giggle and hunted me down the internet to cyber stalk me in his private time? Hmmm… give a girl a clue? Just drop me an email or something would you? hee hee!

Maybe it’s someone from my past… checking in on me?

Well, I am wired. I think I may ride my bike down to the ice cream parlor and get me a scoop of moose track ice creaam… I know… sounds horrible… but it’s quite wondeful. Think of me, in the moonlight, gently licking the mound of ice cream on top of it’s long hard cone… damn.. I’m good…or cheesey… but one thing is for sure… I am definately THE BEST PHONE SEX out there! You wanna fuck me now… huh?

For those who care, right now I am wearing black jeans and my college tshirt in pink…. its not what I wore to class, I changed when I got home… my hair is up in a pony, and my face is scrubed clean of the very little make up I was wear. After I get back from my jaunt to the ice cream parlor. I will strip down to my college shirt and be ready for hot, kinky phone sex calls!

Think naughty thoughts!

Brigitte
Phone Sex with The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

School Girl Phone Sex

I should have been in bed hours ago, but I can’t sleep. I am so excited bout today… why do you ask?

Hee Hee…

It’s my first day of school!

That’s right, your phone sex sweet heart is officially a school girl again! I can’t wait. I got my outfit picked out and ready to go. I got my cute pink argyle backpack, thank you heathstar, packed with all my school supplies and books… all pink and princessey. I have my hair and make up planned… as to look as cute as possible in case I have become so incredibly stupid in my break from college that I will need to flirt my way to A’s.

I wish time would hurry up, can’t I be in class already?

I had a wonderful weekend… I got a lot of sleep. Isn’t that horrible. Actually, I was pretty exhausted… so I kept my pretty precious butt in bed for a few extra hours of shut eye. I kinda needed it. Most of you know, I don’t get that much sleep, specially with clients in all the us time zones, not to mention my two callers from Europe. I don’t mind it, I really enjoying talking to people from all over the place, just about every three weeks, my body crashes and I need to get some serious sleep. I probably slept to much today, which is another reason I am wide eyed and busy tailed at three in the am. I have to be up at 7.

For some reasons, I am having problems with my webhost, it’s quite sluggish and a pain in the butt… but I do have new surprises for you fellows… some I think you will really like… some I really like. I have tons of new comics to put up, but can’t get the layout right so they will fall in comic format… plus my phone sexradio show is coming back… a slightly different format for now… but still… it will be awesome! Once I launch what I want to launch, it will be whole new kind of phone sex awesomeness!

I think you phone sex cutie might be growing up, don’t get me wrong… I will always look like a pre teen… my mother looks like shes barely 25… so I have good genes… and I will always be inlove with pink… but I kinda sorta have started collecting things that aren’t pink… now… don’t have a heart attack… they aren’t princess related either. I saw these little statues that look like wood carvings with bavarianish details carved on them last christmas. I thought they were a little wierd but kinda cool. Then I saw them at Disneyworld, and then again while helping charlotte shop for her sister… she’s a big disney fan. They are little statues done by Jim Shore, and you may have notice them start to appear on my wishlist cause now I am totally obsessed with em. Blame charlotte… she sent me this lil tinkerbell one… and what you can’t see in the picture is that she has the wickedest lil face carved into her… and the pumpkin at her feet is actually an acorn.

I now how a dumbo one. Hee Hee… they aren’t that expensive and they do more than just disney… so if you need help christmas shopping or birthday shopping… I can help you pick one out… uh… your favorite phone sex operator or friends and family. I love shopping and I am awesome at helping find gifts. I was thinking of offering up my services at christmas time cause I know how much you guys love shopping. If you can, I higly advice you get started now anyways… that way the pressure is off and you might actually enjoy the holiday season. Let’s make this an awesome holiday season… shall we? I double dog dare you to get your shopping done before the end of October. I also double dog dare you to out do me in Halloween fun… you guys deserve to have fun again, no matter what your age… plus… have you seen all the slutty costumes the girls are wearing? If you haven’t then you haven’t gone out on Halloween for a long time. Anyways… I got my Christmas shopping started as well as started making my halloween costume for me as well as my roommates. Do I make you sick? Ahh… but you love me.

Anyways, my services for helping you chirstmas shop are steep… a jim shore statue… we can work out the details later… lol. I may evey give you a sample of my expertise with one family or friend…if you like what I suggest… then you can hire me… hee hee.

For those who care, your taboo phone sex mistress is wearing a cute lil strawberry shortcake short outfit that is meant to be a sleep outfit for kids… kids clothes are so much cheaper and I get to wear the cute stuff I want… hee hee. My hair is up in a knot on top of my head and I am freshly showered and lotioned.

Ok, it’s now way way late… and I need my beauty sleep and brain sleep if I am ever going to pass my classes. You guys dream of me and all my phone sex hotness… hee hee.

Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531

Phone Sex Wonder Whore

Immalive… Immalive! Just a busy lil hooker. I so love having a life… really I do. This week, besides the attempts by a migrain to keep me down… I have been out playing during the day… and having naughty phone sex at night. I know… I should be at your every beck and call… but I really do deserve to go out every once in awhile… aka all week long… lol.

Your phone sex princess found a new mall to ravage… I love being so close to so many shopping centers where I can celebrate the joys of life and shop till I drop. Actually, I got a gift card and that mall was the only mall that had the store I needed, so I went… I saw… I spent every last dime of that gift card plus five dollars of my own… thank you Charlotte. I got a black completely sequined dress… it looks like black oil, its so slick when I wear it. I can’t wait to go boogey next weekend in it. It’s very cabaret-ish. Very short and I will wear black tights and mary janes with it. Probably might try rag curling my hair for the occasion too… should give me just the look I want. Sexy and naughty and oh so irresistible. What? I’m not allowed to tease the guys at the club? I also got this totally hot top, thats kinda a baby doll top, but it has this black mesh over it with yes… some sequins on it… for some reason sequins spoke to me. Plus this really hot black velvet riding jacket that has red satin on the inside… and a corset lace up the back. I look fierce in the damn thing… we are talking dominatrix meets english rider fierce… if there is any such thing. Plus a white dress for my first day of school, very goddness meets school girlish… and some bras with extra padding in em so I can feel like I have a breast when I want one.

I love to shop… now you know why I am so good at taboo phone sex, not just because I like it so much, but because I am no fool… it feeds my shopping addictions… hee hee. So, until I get a fool time sugar daddy… aka husband… you know I will be right here on the net, being your cute, phone sex hooker… hee hee.

I should be home for most of tomorrow… save for gym time and Sunday brunch with the girls. I like my lil circle of friends… it’s really nice. I almost feel like kari from sex in the city… of course Im keri… the hopeless romantic with a sic fashion sense. My friends love what I do for a living, constantly trying to get me to spell my secrets, all the while swearing they could never do what I do. Please, two of them would probably rock at being a phone sex operator… and the other one… well… she’d have to be a goodgirl, and all the boys would have to corrupt her… which is what she needs severely.

Wait, I have dinner plans too… that will probably keep me out from five to ten… I have a scrap book date with the good girl… lol.

Monday, I should be home womaning the phones… like a good lil phone sex whore. If the gym is open, I will go, but I don’t think it is. I got stuff to make Grilled Cheese sandwiches… yes, it’s my fall time food… but guess what? It’s fall… the leaves are already starting to change. Just crazy. I know the snow is coming, I can feel it, but this year I am prepared… I know how to combat it.

Tuesday will be my first day of school! Wish Me luck, maybe after wards you can all have perverse phone sex with this naughty school girl… hee hee.

I have no plans Wednesday or Thursday, Friday night I’m going out with the girls and will be out all night and all of Saturday… we are renting a hotel in Boston for the night so we can party like there is no tomorrow. Its one of my friends birthdays and we plan on having some serious fun.

So there is my week in a nutshell… I am still working on the availability part of my page… soon soon… all in good time… I have so many balls in the air right now… they are dropping left and right. Things will calm down soon, I promise.

For those who care right now… I am butt ass naked! To humid to wear clothing… sheesh.

Thanks to my “Charade” fan guy who called for a full 100 minutes with me this past week… that totally rocked… and I have a lil secret… you kept my going at it all night long after you hung up.. hubba hubba… hee hee.

I am off to put my sweet lil butt to bed, this phone sex co-ed needs her beauty sleep… talk to you soon!

Phone Sex Virgin

I love playing the virgin on my phone sex role play calls. I mean, I do do it well.. don’t I? I know Mr. Seattle has popped that cherry numerous of times… hee hee. Not to mention quite a few men in America. Hee Hee It’s fun to be innocent and willing, in a very naughty way.

I know I said I would be home today, and I do apologize, your phone sex princess got invited to a photo shoot one of her friends was doing in Boston, a non nude one guys… lol, and I went to see what it was like. The photographer was really really nice, answered a lot of my questions… and I think even made a pass at me. He was really shy, and quite, which I thought was odd, cause I guess he’s a pretty big deal. My friend was all kinds of nervous on the way down there. But she looked hot, and if she gives me permission, Ill post the pics up here when they come out.

I really do love Boston, I know… Imma Seattle girl, always will be. But Boston just has so much history, and so much to do here. I am getting used to the people, and the guys with the Southie Accents that whistle when you walk by… I really didn’t know guys still did that… lol. I am so glad, I uprooted and moved cross county… it was the best thing I think I have done in awhile… I mean, cept for becoming your phone sex dream kitten hee hee.

Before going down, I had brunch on Mainstreet. It’s the thing most people do around here… kinda fun. Lots of snooty people, but I was with friends, so it really didn’t matter. Main street here is really really quaint… I love shopping on mains treet… well, not really shopping spending money, but window shopping cause it can get quite pricey.

So, who in West Hollywood is clicking on my Site? Hmmm? Beverly Hills too? I mean, whats a girl gotta do to get a call from one of you checks up on me? And mr man from Cambridge… I see you clicking too? Hee Hee… least you could do is send me off an email if phone sex isn’t your thing… lol. Have I mentioned how much I love google analytics lately… I like seeing places I have actually lived pop up in my data base… or places I have been to… Like Alemeda, CA, where my sister used to live and Puyallup, Wa where I used to hang out with friends. I get to cyber stalk my cyber stalkers… in a good way… hee hee.

Phone Sex Alert

I really do like you guys.

End Phone Sex Alert

I had a caller from Chicago in the Wee Hours of this morning… I think I talked his ear off… you know me, when I get chatty, I get really chatty and there is just no stopping me. I had a blast with him on his call, so hopefully he did to… to counter balance me in super talk mode… hee hee.

For those who care, your phone sex beauty is all ready for bed, yes… I know it’s early, but I am one pooped puppy. I got on a pink lil itty biitty night gown that has matching panties, makes me feel like wendy darling from peter pan… hee hee. I sleep naked, but I like pajamas… go figure.

I shall catch up with you all tomorrow… Call me soon… and think naughty thoughts of me!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
8772811531
Best Damn Phone Sex Site

Bi Phone Sex

I have to have sex with this woman. Do you see her hiney… granted that is all I have given you is her hiney, but ohhh… what a nice hiney it is…Why am I saying hiney? I wanna tap that ass. It’s like two muffin tops, huddle together under her shorts… and I wanna bite it… ohhh hubba hubba. Yes, I am thinking bout fucking her when I am on calls doing bi phone sex fantasies with you guys. I want to see her naked, something fierce… I bet she is hot hot hot.

Yes, she is from the movie your phone sex princess went to last night, you might recognize her from scary movie… if I showed a picture of her front… hee hee… let’s see what I can dig up…

I loved the movie… it’s suppose to be one of those, so stupid it’s hilarious movies… but I thought it rocked, I loved the music in it and I got to see Sarah, last years Play Mate of The Year… another girl, I would so desperately like to fuck. Maybe someone will help me in a phone sex role play as well as Hef, and the girls next door… woo hoo. I want Anna’s wardrobe from the film too… almost everything pink… or hot… like me… neener neener. I had a blast last night, the girls and I got pretty tipsy, save our designated driver… and got hit on by guys coming out of the movie death race… so lame. They couldn’t come up with a descent pick up line… asked if they could come back to our place… like we lived together… looking at us like we were lamb chops… blghh. Treat me like a girl, not something you want to deep dick and I am all yours… it’s really that simple… lol.

I got home, got right into calls… whoah… was up till Six am my time with calls cause you all were just to hot and too horny for my kind of cuteness. I had one guy cum and tell me I was a mighty fine lil entrepreneur … holy shit, I spelled that word right on the first try… what was I typing about? I am shocked, I can’t type the difference between idle and idol… but I get that fucker out right on the first go… go me.. Maybe I am a phone sex entrepreneur after all. You guys are really digging all the work I put into this… makes me feel totally appreciated! (yes, I spelled it wrong the second time… the first time was just luck, had to fix it.)

I have had a ton of new callers…. so much fun… which is odd… I think you all book marked me from last week and called me this week, let me tell ya… cause traffics down a little on the sites… I figured cause we weren’t voting… but I guess a lot of you stick my in your bookmark folders and pull me out when you need me… hee hee. I kinda like that. I wonder how many computers my lil phone sex web site is on. This lil Wonder Whore could be stuck in computers all across the world, hundreds and hundreds… hee hee.

I got up, round noon today and started back in on the calls… I tell you… I wish I could stay up 24/7 sometimes and just phone bone… why do I need to sleep? Sheesh… you guys really do rock it hard core… I know I say it all the time, but I LOVE MY JOB! Being a phone sex operator rocks.

For those who care, your lil phone sex hottie is wearing a super girl tshirt… kinda looks like a tatoo, and rather girly, and white shorty short shots… hee hee. Thats whay my brother’s other calls them… he says I might as well not wear shorts they are so short… I told him he needs to not look at my hiney. I know, I have an awesome hiney huh, gee wiz… again with the hiney’s… what gives? Did I run into pg land again? Sheesh… ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS CUNT… through in the pussy just for good measure… hee hee.

Well, it took me quite some time to write this entry, had a couple quick calls, in between… two sluts of mine that just wanted me to giggle at them… one called for small penis phone sex and the other cause he wanted loser phone sex…. I love my sluts, they make me laugh… hee hee.

I got to get back to work… I’ll talk to you all later!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
Phone Sex With The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531
“The Best Damn Phone Sex on the planet!”

Playboy Bunny Phone Sex

Many of you know that your phone sex princess has a thing for playboy. I love Hugh Hefner, believe he is a pioneer in the world of adult rights, and will forever have a lil crush on him. What I wouldn’t have given to be one of his girlfriends… imagine what the girls next door would have been like with an extra Brigitte that spells her name right and love Pink more than her counter part. (Bridget Marquardt is one of Hef’s real girlfriends and also an idle of mine… hee hee. I love her class and style. I want to rival her, be a better pink princess… and in many ways I have… I believe my bedroom is pinker than hers… and if it isn’t, it soon will be… neener neener.

Anyways, your sweet, innocent, phone sex operator will be at the movies tonight, at Chunky’s… my favorite place to go to movies cause you get to eat dinner while you watch the movie… even get drunk… and I am going to be watching The House Bunny with a gaggle of my Girlfriends… hee hee. So I will be out for a couple of hours, but don’t you fret… I will be back to get you off… besides, many of you have always wanted to have intoxicated phone sex with me… so here is your chance… hee hee. Bring on the Mojito’s, this hot lil number is gonna get her drink on!

I will be home most of Saturday and Sunday working my lil hiney off, only to leave the house for food and gym time. It’s looking like 2009 is going to be a very big year for me… huge… and I need to get all the path work laid out now so I can just set sale on easy street. It looks like I will be going to internext in Vegas to make some contact, meet with my radio show sponsor person thingy, really don’t know what to call him yet… and that’s in January… his group has asked me to come… so it should be fun… plus I get to hang around hot girls… lol… always a plus. Now only if I can get them to pay for it, that would rock… lol.

Kitten’s getting married in June and then My brother and his other are getting married in July…woo to the hoo… I still can’t believe it… it’s so cool.

I have several tricks up my sleeve that should launch before the end of the year… so hopefully they will be in full effect next year… and I will be reaping the benefits… evil laugh … ha ha ha.

And… I almost don’t want to say it… I don’t want to jinx it… but… if I can get my shit all together… then me and earlier said gaggle of girlfriends are going to go on a ten day cruise to..the Mediterranean.. yikes… Starting in Venice, ending in Rome… going to Greece… oh man, so you know… if I have to stay home and get off every guy in America, twice… then I will do it… It’s my dream vacation… it really is. I have some debt I have to pay off before I can even think about any of these trips… My brother’s other offered to pay for the Vegas trip, but I have to be a big girl and take care of myself, no? Plus, Vegas trips aren’t that expensive, right?

Anyways, I am so excited bout 2009 it’s not even funny… I knew this year would be a rebuilding year… and with all my hard work, I can actually say I am very proud of myself. Now, if I could only get back to updating my phone sex blog daily, I would be super proud of myself… right? This week, it hasn’t been laziness… cause come on, it doesn’t take much to update it… I can write a paragraph or two in between calls, right? I actually was out of commission for most of the week, being sick sucks ass… and not in the good way. I have been working non stop since I started feeling better and soon you will see the hard work materialize for your pleasure… hee hee. I like that fact that I not only get you guys off on our phone sex calls but keep you stimulated with my awesome site… keep on the lookout for some more definition as well as something entirely new… in the next few days.

Gosh, I look good today, I got on a pink Tinkerbell long shirt and white jeans with a white wide leather belt around my hips… I am doing a Perez Hilton no no, and wearing white ballet slipper type shoes. My hair is golden golden blond from all the sun I have had this summer and my skin is just the perfect shake of tan… it’s not even funny… sun kissed… like it should be. I am happy, healthy, and ohhh…. damn sexy. I love eighties fashions… actually, I like any era fashion. I think it’s fun to play around with your wardrobe. Today I slicked my hair a little and have in a wide head band… I feel a like I am straight from the eighties… hee hee… but not as tackey.. neener neener. I got on white undies and no bra… and I put on some lip stick that was a lil paler than my lips. Your phone sex pro is looking Totally Awesome…lol. Imma dork.

Alright, I don’t have tranny face… I wasn’t digging for a compliment… you guys are so silly. I guess I should put tranny phone sex up as one of my things I do tho… thats like two guys in two months who wanted me to have extra plumbing… hello… I guess they like the idea of Mickey Mouse giving it to them good… hee hee.

Grrr… ok, pet peeve number two… I hate it when all the caller says is “come on”… like give it to me harder, come on, fuck that cock… dude, if you pay attention to me, listen to me… I am giving you all I got… don’t tell me to come one, pay attention to me… you are talking over me … blghh… turns me off instantly when I hear come on, over and over again. Sheesh, if the last guy I did a call with would have paid attention to me, then he would have known I had orgasmed… it’s not that hard to tell when I cum, and yet.. I get… come on, I want you to cum on my cock… over and over and over and over again… ughhh… I don’t know why some guys pay me for phonesex when they don’t pay attention to me at all. Also, just fyi… don’t do it to girls in bed… you will make a fool of yourself if you don’t pay attention to your partner… if you can’t tell when a girl is coming, then you need to step out of your little world and into the next. Ok, rant done. I know these are little things, but I only tell people so that they can really enjoy phone sex. I know a lot of guys just like to treat us like whores I guess, like an object in a porn they can jerk off to. But I am a real girl, we all are real girls, even whores should be treated like real people and not JUST something you pump. I role play fuck slut well, does not mean I am just a fuck slut… see?

So, don’t hang up on me… and don’t…. “come on” me…. or I will hunt you down and do something you don’t like… I don’t know what yet… but I will find something… hee hee.

Well, this cutie with a young phone sex voice is off to her night on the town… I should be home by like 1 am, est for naughty fun… Ill be drunk as a skunk. I am driving my pink bike over to my friends house then going with her… she can pop my bike in her trunk when she brings me home… hee hee.

I shall fuck you all later!

Brigitte
The Wonder Whore
8772811531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

M.I.A. Phone Sex Princess

I bet you think your phone sex princess has been kidnapped… being violated over and over again by some stranger, using her for his pleasure… making her his slave… sha right… if I ever get kidnapped… Im making the demands… pink shopping sprees and males sex slaves all the way!

Sorry it’s been awhile. I know I kinda disappeared for a bit and didn’t do my radio show on Saturday like I said I would… I wasn’t able to, had car problems… tire problems, on the way back from my something special I did that day… Wanna know what it was? I met the Ghost Hunters… for about 35 seconds… after standing in line for two hours. I know, Imma dork, dorkus malorkus… but I love the Ghost Hunters and some of you might remember one of the things I wanted to do before I died was to be in a Jason and Grant sandwich… well… I didn’t get to mark that off my list, cause I couldn’t get a picture with them… but I did shake Grants hand and got Jason to wink at me… while they signed my books… woo hoo! I giggled with anticipation throughout the whole line, just knowing I couldn’t keep my cool… and every time they walked past me in line… I giggled uncontrollably… cause I could see them and they could see me… and I actually was able to keep my cool… say nice to meet you… while nodding my head… but as soon as I was out of site… I jumped up and down and squealed like a school girl… Im sure they heard me… but thats ok… I was so proud that this lil phone sex operator kept her cool while touching her first celeberty. Ohhh… the masturbation dream I have had… oh… hubba hubba… yummy! So my type of men!

We went to the zoo before hand, one down in Rhode Island… CHECK… yet another state my lil body has visited… I think I have like twelve more to go before I get them all… hee hee. The zoo was cool, actually it was really nice and I was thinking about becoming a member. Its only an hour and a half drive south and I would love to go back. I fell in love with the Red Panda… had never seen one before. If they had a decent stuffed animal of if… then I would have got one… way to cute!

On the way back, after a really nice dinner and then a trip through a mall that only had FOUR stores open in it… I blew out my tire and damaged my rim on the drive home. We got a motel room so I could do my show, but I hadn’t even set it up before I left so I canceled it cause I didn’t think I could calm down enough… I was a little freaked to do it. Luckily I got my car back quickly and it wasnsn’t that expensive. Luckily I didn’t kill us all when the tire blew out too! You guys would miss all my phone sex hotness… now wouldn’t you?

I got sick on Monday and my voice was toast by Tuesday, so I have just been taking it easy. My voice, which I lost completely yesterday, is now back… and soon to be better than ever. I probably got sick when I was in line for the Ghost Hunters, that’s where I caught it, but I really don’t care… it really was worth it. I want to do a Ghost Hunting tour with them… where you actually get to Ghost Hunt… so… maybe that’s when I can get my Jason and Grant sandwich… I even wore a shirt I had specially made… Creamy Filling… hee hee.

Back to the phone sex world, more importantly, my ruling it.

A couple weeks ago I was approached because of my phone sex Blog Radio Show.This gentleman had listened to it and wanted to partner up with his company, so we are in the works on that deal… were I will actually make a little money as well as advertise my cute lil phone sex site to bits. It’s a few weeks off, and will be huge… like so huge, no other site will have anything like it… woo hoo! I am so excited.

Which brings me to a little annoyance that happened today… kinda funny really, I was getting ready to move from it anyways… start hosting the radio show in my bogs like I was was instructed too… but my blogtalkradio.com account was terminated today because I was obscene. I had someone, more than likely another phone sex operator or owner that has nothing better to do than read my blog and keep tabs on me… write an email and say they were offended. I was in an adult category, but I half expected it after my last show… I was definitely in a grey area, which is why I didn’t disregard the offer as someone trying to get free phone sex when it was sent to me… hee hee. I do have copies of the show, and they will go back up on the site here in the next few days. And I will have a show put up in my actual blogs this Saturday… so you party people… don’t you fret… the phone sex radio show will go on… hee hee…

And no one needs to write dirty emails to blog talk radio… I guess I am paying my dues… I used to be catty and vindictive, paying more attention to what others did than what I did in my own business. I hated it and myself… which is one of the reasons why I needed a break. I stay solo, don’t pay attention to anyone else and what they do. And you know what, I get so busy now that I focus on making me better… that I don’t have the time to be catty. Just being honest here. I love what I do. I love that there is relatively no drama in what I do. I deserve to have a pot shot taken at me every now and then… but I hope that whoever has no life… takes my advice… focus on making you and your job better… trust me… it’s worth it. I love this drama free life… and I can honestly say… I am happy.

I think a couple of you guys out there are still voting for me on phone sex topsites this week… I thought I got around to all of you…you don’t have to vote this week, Im not up to par with my voice… and I need to be able to give you all my very best… even new callers… so lets wait till next week when I am a spitfire again… kay?

I did do one call today… with a new guy from Texas… he’s gonna be one of my new phone sex boyfriends… I am going to take him to the next level of phone sex… make him feel like he’s actually with me… today was a nice start… but he has no clue what he’s in for. Your name on my journal will be Shakespeare… hee hee… do you like it?

I got the roses today Bogie! Pink and pretty an sitting nicely in my pink bedroom… woo hoo. Thank you soooo much, you rock it hard core! I have also ordered a new camera, should be here next week… woo hoo. It’s just like my old camera, only the newer version of it… rock on! Thanks for the Gift Certificates for it! Also, thanks for the totally hot phone sex call… you left me breathless.

My funny man in San Antonio thinks I am hilarious… I like to make him laugh, almost as much as I like to make him cum… hee hee. I can’t wait to play with him again tomorrow night… woo hoo… Im gonna work him hard! Hee Hee

Big Big news… my brother and his other are getting married! Woo Hoo… I get to be the Maid of Honor! Hee Hee… that’s two weddings going down in the next year that I am participating… always a bridesmaid… never a phone sex bride.. hee hee. We are having an engagement party in October… Halloween themed… my idea… cause I swear… for gay guys… they sure don’t act gay… they are the straightest gay guys ever… if I have to be the one who says… THEME PARTY… sheesh. Anyways… I am so excited, I have always wanted to have a halloween party… cause I love HALLOWEEN… and this just gives me a great opportunity to work out the hostess in me… hee hee. I get to see my family too… cause they will fly up for it.. and I am even inviting some of my own friends over…cause I can! This is so cool… oh… and I am ecstatic for my brother.

Hate me… but I have already started Christmas shopping, I already have my mom finished, as well as my brother in law… got some other stuff started on other family members… I vow to be done by the end of November… so I can really just enjoy the season… hee hee. Enjoy my presents is what I mean… and don’t think you can torment me with presents… by not telling me what you got me… no no no… cause I can torment you right back… hee hee.

For those who care… right now I am wearing a plaid pink.grey,and black mini skirt… a la school girl… with a white top with puffed sleeves… white cotton panties, white training bra… white socks… and my black mary janes. It’s actually school clothes I got, but I couldn’t resist, had to wear them today while I was out doinking around… hee hee. I look devilish.. hee hee.

I shall yack at you all later! This Phone Sex Princess… has got to get dinner made for her men… brother and his other… lol. Talk to you soon!

Brigitte
8772811531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
The Wonder Whore

Phone Sex Birthday!

This phone sex princess has been rockin it hard core! Like super duper hard core…. playing with panty boys one moment, sucking amazing cock the next, riding a man in texas in a flash of an eye. How come I get so many calls when I am super horny, it must be something in the air.. or could it be all the help I have been getting, on getting my site out there for more new callers to find me! You guys rule. Thanks to everyone who has voted… and for Bogie who has posted some awesome comments on me on some top sites… you really do rockola!

I was busy everytime I got home yesterday… I was out and about getting ready for school. I am now officially a college student again, even got my college books… woo hoo. I already have been hitting them hard… wanna be the smart, yet sexy student in the classes… as if it would be hard for me not to be… hee hee. I also got some school clothes… I love DOTS, they rock… and got my car all safety inspected… like I said, this phone sex pervert was a busy bee. Last night I got to rock my San Antonio Funny Man into the wee hours of the morning… so much fun, and today… my Denver transplant… Mr. NotABroncoFan, sigh, yet… got the hottest blow job I could give… plus his ear talked off… you know me, how I can ramble on about everything, and not really say anything at all… poor guy… I should probably blow him again for putting up with me… hee hee.

I have had some unusual phone sex calls calls, another guy swearing Imma dude… hello, no penis… then I found out he just wanted me to play a dude… uh… I can probably give you Mickey Mouse…that’s as close to dude as I can get… he wasn’t to happy. I feel like I have tranny face… do I have tranny face? I guess I shouldn’t admit that call, but you know what, you guys think Im pretty, and that’s all that matters.

On another brief, yet fun phone sex fetish session… I got to be young and innocent and… SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY while I was getting banged… a first for me.. but…I think I should now do it for all my guys on their birthdays… hee hee.

I am going out for a little bit tonight, having fun with some friends… and then tomorrow I will be gone all day doing my super secret thing I am doing… I am so excited, I can’t handle it. Let’s just say, Im gonna be in a sandwhich… if all things go right… Ill be the creamy filling… oh yeah! hubba hubba… my panties are just wet thinking bout it! I will be back before my phone sex radio show starts… at 11 pm est… so be there… so you can hear what I did!

Anyways.. I am off… think dirty thoughts of me.

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
The Wonder Whore
Phone Sex Comic Strip
877-281-1531

Phone Sex Olypmics

Don’t you just love the olympics? To be honest, I haven’t really been watching, saw that one dude win the gold in swimming on Saturday cause I was in a bar getting my drink on, also watched a bit of the volleyball stuff too… now that I have seen this outfit… I wish I had watched the swimming? Anybody know if she’s one of our girls? hee hee There really should be an Olympic Taboo Phone Sex game… we all would know who would get the gold in that? Me!!!

Today was unbelievably busy on the phones, thanks to my fan club… hee hee. I am on the front page of a couple phone sex top sites. I got four new callers from the topsites and two new callers from my Jane’s Guide Phone Sex Review. It’s been over a month, and I am still getting a buttload of traffic from the sites…good converted traffic, probably because I have the best review on their… least for almost a year in reviews… it’s all because I am so damn good. One of my new guys, who thought he had a role play that would be to dark and demented for me, found out just how good I am… he even had to real me back in a lil, cause I went running with it… hee hee… but he did say this after the call… “you are pretty fucking good at that, very nice imagination”… hee hee. I know, huh? I tell you guys over and over, I really LOVE my job, it’s why I am so awesome at it!

Apparently I am only good at the phone sex stuff cause my email/newsletter skills suck it hard core. Sorry again for the ten emails you got… I kept getting an error saying it hadn’t sent… honest… I really didn’t mean to send so many. Some of you should check to make sure I am not in your spam boxes from now on… sorry… hee hee. It won’t happen again.

I spent most the day on the phone, doing what I do best. I didn’t get much done on the definitions, I have eight more to go up now… bout halfway done with the A’s, I hope… hee hee. Who knew there were so many A words for sex terms. If you want to get a sneak peak of what they are.. just go here… Phone Sex Dictionary There are only five terms, but it will give you a taste of what I am up against. By the time I am done with the dictionary, I will be a pro at all things sex.

What little time I did have, I did more research on SEO, Im getting better, no where near a pro, but it’s all in good time. I can’t get to many calls, like today, I actually had to set two appointments, cause I got so bottle necked… but definitely wouldn’t hurt for down times to know how to get me out there more, and most definitely when I relaunch my other sites. Yes, phone sex world domination will require me to hire and train other girls to work under me… hubba hubba. Big things are coming, oh yes … very big things are coming.

Im such a tease. I will retire with a huge house somewhere tropical… I haven’t decided. That’s the goal. I’m not afraid to work hard for it. I was talking with the Dragon today on our very sex phone sex call about all the balls I have up in the air. Books… yes…with an s, new sites, new programs, new ways to do phone sex. I think I impressed him… probably just turned him on greatly. Anyways, I will find some time masturbate again thinking bout him… in that blue chair… using him for all he’s worth… hee hee. He doesn’t mind, long as he gets my bottom in the end.

Bogie, Bogie, Bogie… you tease me so. Don’t you know it’s my job to use my wicked body and naughty mind to tease and torment you? Make you think about me slipping my hands into my panties, touching myself… Make you dream of me sliding to the floor while licking my lips infront of you….staring straight into your eyes with my innocent/seductive stare… and yet…

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY PRESENT IS!!! Its all I can think about… the brigitte monster is in full effect right now… wanting, needing, please please tell me what it is? Please? I’m begging you? Your hints are agony cause I can’t figure it out… hee hee. Please, please please… and when will it get here? hee hee

I am bad about presents… really, really bad… I snoop. I will peak into christmas presents under a tree in a heartbeat, you have to watch me. I hate it when people don’t let me open them early… just not fair… hee hee. I am truly a phone sex brat.

You say phone sex brat, I say phone sex princess… hee hee.

For those who care, right now I am wearing my white eyelet dress with matching headband… lost the panties hours ago on my phone sex calls… no bra, wore white eyelet slippers when I went out for coffee, yet I can’t seem to find those as well. I am well phone boned… don’t think I have another orgasm in me… or do I? hmmmm

I shall be by the phones for a couple more hours… I am working on another girls website and getting paid for it… woo hoo! I have five more orders for websites that should keep me pretty busy for about a month, takes me bout a week to put one together. I love it, I know it’s geeky… but it’s also artistic.

Catch you all soon!

Kiss Me On My Pink Parts,
Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
www.rufflebuttpanties.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
1-877-281-1531