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I feel beautiful tonight…

  • May 31, 2008 at 9:42 pm

My friday nightpost didn’t get uploaded for some reason… so here it is, out of order.

WARNING: GIRLIE POST! I can’t be held responsible for all the girlieness in this blog! Blame it on Sex in The City

I know, you guys say Im pretty and what not… and I tell you that’s because Im naked… and you think all naked girls are pretty… Tonight, I felt beautiful, it was a wonderful night, just perfect. I love summer nights… tell me more , tell me more… couldn’t resist.. lol. I love the breeze and the night air, and just the feel of a summer evening.. how can you not feel… sexy. I was dressed so perfect tonight, my dress did arrive yesterday… it matched the movie perfectly… the shoes were like heaven… I did my hair up… resisted the urge to find an obnoxious hat to go with the ensemble… like carrie, and wish I would have. However, I don’t think I would have felt as pretty tonigh if I did. I wore this mauvey pink nicole miller dress that had a gold sequined scrunched waist… it was a halter top dress that just clung perfectly to my breasts… and would have drug on the floor if it weren’t for my stunning minolo heels… I practiced last night how to walk in them… like walking a tight rope. My skin… I used a lotion that had asheen to it on my shoulders and arms… lil under my eyes as well. I wore my hair pulled straight back… but then let loose behind my ears… my friends made it all wild andsexy… My make up… a friend did… just enough, but the look of an almost nude face with lipstick that kitten said was the color of her nipples… lol. She wouldn’t show me…

The only thing i didn’t have was a bag, which at the movie theater… was the them of the night with the 98 percent female crowd. There were huge obnoxious bags from all kinds of designers… a couple from louis… I know because a girl screamed “my louis” better when another louis bag came on screen. I now want a designer bag… lol. Im such a joiner… hee hee.

My friends, all 4 of us… had a blast, it was a total girls night. We did each others hair and make up… we helped each other get dressed, or pick out the outfits for the other friends… mine was the best outfit. We gabbed bout men, life, and shopping… and didn’t give any of the boys attention when we went to the bars. We didn’t even accept the free drinks that were given to us… we had our cosmos and each other… and that is all we needed!

I wish I could say the movie was perfect. A very rare few are, the only bad thing I can say is that it was a bit on the long side… what worked in 30 minute episodes, didn’t in a two hour movie… but other than that… my heart skipped a beat when the opening them played breifly in the beginning. Perfect opening… and I love how they mixed the episodes in to catch everybody up to speed.

The movie had everything you loved from the series… The girls, the sex, the girl talk… perfect… and as always… the fifth friend… fashion…

I so want to be Carrie… sigh… I will need a bigger closet… and well… someone elses spending limit on a credit card! I need a sugar daddy and fast! Financial Dominationt I feel beautiful tonight... … here I come!!!

Anyways… thanks Char… tonight I was Cinderella… glass shoes and all…

For those who care, I am still in my pretty dress, thinking about when and where I can wear it again… I didn’t wear a bra with it… but I do have on gold panties… that tie on the side. My hair is no longer slicked back, but tamed down and wound into a bun. I don’t want to take my dress off… I wonder if it would damage it to much to fall asleep in it… I can pretend to be sleeping beauty… waiting for my Mr. Big to kiss me awake!

Princess Phone Sex

  • May 31, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Today we went to The Butterfly Place in Mass. It was pretty cool, couple hundred butterfly running around, landing on you, fornicating. Got to see cocoons and everything. I took plenty of pictures. I should be downloading them right now so I can share, but it takes forever! I need one of those sd readers for my camera. I just looked, they are only like eight bucks on Amazon, put it on my wish list, I will try and get it this week or something.

Went to the mall afterwords, ahh… the mall, we just got a sephora shop… but I kinda like my mac makeup better… wish they would put a mac store in.. that would be awesome. Went to Macy’s and got two new pairs of Sandals. You can’t really wear a lot of sandals in Washington, cause of the rain, but here… my toes are all pedicured and begging to be showed off…

I got these, I got two dresses that these would be awesome with, figured they would be cute with my white denim skirts too..
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=298570&CategoryID=26873t Princess Phone Sex
And these to go with my white gene shorts and white cotton top… as well as a few more outfits…
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=291846&CategoryID=26873t Princess Phone Sex

Also went to the Disney store… sniff… I wish I could live at Disney World… I picked up this lil number… which was actually on clearance.. http://disneyshopping.go.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/DSIProductDisplay?catalogId=10002&storeId=10051&productId=1220142&langId=-1&categoryId=11873t Princess Phone Sex I think I am going to need a bigger closet… hee hee. The one from sex in the city got me a lil wet… is that a bad thing?

Tonight I just went out to Shorty’s with my friend Kitten, her husband is my dance teacher and she and I have become really good friends. I call her kitten, cause she is platinum blonde and purrs like a kitten whe talks. She’s so fucking sexy it’s not even funny. I got me a sour apple margarita… ohh hubba hubba… and we just had a really nice time. She loves that I am a phone sex operator, thinks it’s the coolest thing since the invention of the vibrator… and I was telling her bout some of my embarassing moments… where I goofed up on calls… and she was just dying laughing…

We then hit up the Barnes and Noble, I showed her a couple of my favorite sex books there… which she got, she said they were probably really good, cause I should know… lol! I just got me another sketch pad, I fill them up like crazy. Good thing they are only seven bucks a piece… Im gonna have a really big credit card bill because of my lil shopping spree earlier today.

My brother’s boyfriends sister is visiting, and she is driving me bonkers. She came last week and I swear she sticks to me like crazy glue. I keep giving her my car, just to get her out of my hair… blghh. I know, I should be more patient, but I kinda like having the whole house to myself to work… I can have phone sex in any room of the house… naked… but not when we have company!

Well, I should get some stuff done on http://www.thewonderwhore.comt Princess Phone Sex Nothing fun, just some stuff to get my site out there a little bit more. Also need to get some graphics done for other projects before I go to bed. Tomorrow I have dance class and a dinner to go to, other than that, I should be home most the day.

Pink Phone Sex

  • May 30, 2008 at 12:01 pm

http://www.pinksexblogs.com/phone-sex.htm

They rated my blog at 4 stars… and only one other blog is rated that high in phone sex right now… how cool is that? At least I think they rated me, I hope you don’t start out with five star and they slowly start taking them away as you go… yikes… I best be on my best behavior.

I love GOOGLE! They rock… really, I love them… I love gmail, I love SEO-ing with them… I love everything about google… (Can the google gods hear me?) I have had this site for goodness knows how long and thought because of the word whore in the title, it was pretty much dead in the water! Guess not, I put on google analytics and I can see me popping up in search engines… I can also see who and who hasn’t been in my site… ahem.. least what states and cities they are in… Sheesh… I know what state you are in people.. and I know you read the blog… VISIT MY SHINY NEW SITE… and click all the links… and play with my favorites… and overall just rub one out to the awesomeness that is www.thewonderwhore.com. I am watching you guys… keeping my eyes open… I see how it is… Keep me on speed dial I see… Come on Mr. Oregon… and Mr Mass… tsk tsk. Sigh…

If I were a cute, vivacious, hottie with a young phone sex voice… then I would expect way more hints… OH WAIT! I am all that… now chop chop… hop to it!

Hi Mr Seattle!!! I see you peeking… and Mungy… I know you know I got what you want… right down… here…. hot lil pair of panties… hee hee.

Scary isn’t … I can stalk you back… I LOVE IT! From what I can tell, not a lot of sites use it.. which is shocking I guess… but I’m sure they will just start popping up in their code… you can tell cause there is a java in ther view source for it.

Ah man… there goes my high…. http://www.sexblogpimp.com/phone-sex/ with me an no stars… grrr. and here… Vhttp://www.sexblogplanet.com/phone-sex.htm Grr Grr.

Well I still have to mow the lawn and plant some tomatos… look at me… lil miss housewife material… and then get so I can have some Sex In The City!

Think I better Dance Now…

Brigitte

Phone Sex In The City!!!

  • May 29, 2008 at 2:05 pm

Hee Hee… I am a dork, but I am so gonna get that key search engine word in ANY place I know how to… oh let me tell you… this lil hooker has been busy, busy, busy. Tomorrow, I get a bit of a break cause I am going to the movie… THE MOVIE… Imma Carrie… yeah… I know it… Fashionista… Relationshop Diva… Cosmo Sipping… Pink Obsessive… Carrie… Hee Hee… or I could just be a dork. I think it’s the latter. Anyways… I am going with like five girls after getting Cosmo’s at our bar… and I will be decked out in the only designer outfit I own… thanks to my sweet sissy Charlotte… lol.  Minolo’s and hopefully a Nicole Dress… if it gets here on time… was suppose to come today… hopefully it will be here before tomorrow… The only to see the movie better, were to be if I were seeing it in NYC… sigh… hee hee.

I am Charlottes personal barbie doll by the way… it started out me dressing him.. but we had so much fun, him dressing me… that it just kinda switched… now if we could dress alike… who would get to pick out the outfit? He’s my Char, even if it is odd that he likes putting clothes on me, instead of taking them off!

I am the queen of notebooks, if I see a cute notebook, I have to buy it. I normally put it away and forget about it. Lately, I have been pulling notebooks out left and right so I have one on me always. I am the idea queen! Today alone, I filled up the last half a notebook with stuff I just want to do for my site alone… and other sites to come as well. Not to mention story ideas for my comic strip… coming in July!… Are you guys ready to be wowed??? I know a did a little bit back a couple years ago… but this is going to be bigger, better, stronger… oh crap, I need to stop listening to Kanya… lol! I am such a hot mess!

For those who care, right now I am wearing a red mini skirt, white panties, and a tshirt that is white with a red mustang symbol on it… you know, the emblem for the ford mustang… I had a bra on, but it itched… so it went the way of the wind… I am here all night long, so call me if you want me. I am having problems with pidgen, which hosts my messengers… so email or call me if you need too.

I think I better dance now…

Phone Sex on a Sunny Day

  • May 28, 2008 at 8:21 pm

Warm days make me wanna boink my brains out… any takers? I need a good, hard, long…. uh… yeah… hee hee

Today has been beautiful… not to hot, not to cool…just perfect. So I have been out back in my lil itty bitty pink bikini getting some rays with what I thought was a live phone… apparently the battery was dead and I didn’t realize it. Ahhh… well… I guess I took the day off, cause now I have to go put clothes on for dance class tonight. I am sure they would love to see me boogie in my bikini… but I’d rather put some cloths on to save the drama from the girls who aren’t in bikinis… hee hee.

I have a new wishlist… one that is sexy… this link is so not work safe, lots of nudity… cause it’s all sexy toys!!!

https://secure.stockroom.com/wishlist/wishlistShared.aspx?sharedWishlistCode=9042158&ref=3380371

I won’t be posting that in my myspace blog, those reading from myspace can go to my live journal account… Im not sure what the myspace rules are yet… I have my profile marked for 18 and above… but you never know! It was fun to do… I am collecting sex toys now… cause they are fun! Once I live by myself… I will have a display case made for them… hee hee.

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Whoah… I got a couple calls and had to run to dance class… I am back now and all boogied out!

For those who care, I am wearing black shorts, kinda made out of tshirt material… and a whtie tshirt with a japanese panda on the front… my short sleevs are black and it says hi! on it. I had a bra on, but I took it off, so now my lil nipples are poking through… no panties today…
I had on keds with white anklets, but now I am barefoot. I feel all cuddly  now… hee hee… wanna snuggle?

Well, I am gonna go grab my book, my phone, and head to bed… I am snuckered out. The sun just kinds of drains ya… in a good way!

Night!

Brigitte!

Phone Sex : The Final Frontier

  • May 27, 2008 at 1:32 pm

No, I am not dorking out here. This morning started a series of the wonderful, yet slightly out there calls… lol. I was woken up with a wonderfully sexy voice who wanted to be my ghost. (For those of you who don’t know, I am convinced I have a male ghost that only shows up when I am naked, which I am naked all the time… so who’s the pervert, me or my ghost? ) Anyways, my ghost became my lover this morning, my caller had me keep my eyes closed and just feel what he was doing to me. Oh man, it was hot… this lil scream queen lived up to her name…

Let me tell you. I was still shaking for my next call, to which I was a magical princess who came apon (hee hee… came apon) her subject whom she wanted to toy with. He wouldn’t give me everything I wanted, and we all know, I want it all, so she made him aroused to the point where he couldn’t stop touching himslef. All my royal subjects gathered round and watched him stroke and rub, all the while we all laughed, including myself… till he was finished. I think I love magical humillation phone sex… so much more fun than the norm.

Still, my unusual phone sex adventures weren’t finished. I was turned into a sex bot today. I was a silly co-ed, who offered herself up for research to get nanobytes injected into her, so they would take over her body. Little did she know, those nanobots had a hidden agenda, to make her the absolute WONDER WHORE she truly is. But the experiment didn’t go just as her Scientist had wanted it. She teased and taunted, letting his anticipation, as well as other things, grow and grow, till he thought he would go mad. Then she, I, worked his body like a pro till he was quivering in his lab coat like lab rat. Hee Hee

And the day isn’t over yet. Goodness knows what will happen the rest of the night.

I did update thewonderwhore.com. Now there is an entrance page, not exciting, I know. But it will allow me to bring you other exciting things… hopefully by next Monday. Also, there are quick links to my newest journal entries. That way you can go to my website to see if I have updated it as well as my journals. We fixed my shredded lil butterfly, that shows up in your tab bar… or at least I think. Can someone email me and tell me if it s a black background, with pink butterfly, cause Im still getting shredded butterfly… grrr. Finally, all my favorite singers and movies are now hooked up to their sites or other links, so you can check them out. If someone would go through and make sure they all work, that would rock… just email me back or post a comment here, I would greatly appreciate it. I am hoping to have the stores and recordings up by next week, I just have to work out a few bugs to work out. Then it’s on to the fun stuff… hee hee. If you have any suggestions, feel free to share them with me.

I like myspace, I know it’s a bit on the dorky side, but I think it’s cool. I have my calender there, so if you are curious as to when I am available, just check my calender, I haven’t figured out how to link to it. Also, I will be uploading tons of pics from my travles up into it… you will get to see way more than what I just post here… which I think is cool. You do have to have an account to view mystuff, because that’s because that’s how they verify your age… like people wouldn’t lie. If you want, I can set you up your own account, one just for my page, or for your own myspace goodness… and decorate it and everything. With permission, I will put me on your top eight friends, as well as some of my favorite sexy girls, and put you in my top friends. If you want to keep me on the DL… hee hee…. then I totally understand. Just email me with what email address you want it set up to… and I will get you going and send you back how to play with it.

I think this could be a lot of fun… especially if you are into Sissy Phone Sex or Financial Domination / Sugar Daddy or you just plain want to be humilated. Hee Hee… I could show off my crew. But it can also be used if you want to just interact more with me… or what not…

I love journaling, I will always love live journal, because I have many years of journals on here, chronicling my life as a Phone Sex Operator. I back em all up weekly, in case sites go down, because I know, when Im a MILF or something, and I want to look back at my life, I can look back and see what a wonderful life I have lived. I know, I get girlie at time, sniffles… but I think I am truly lucky. You really should try journaling, it’s so cathartic.

For those who care, right now I am wearing really short denim jean shorts, pink bedazzled wife beater, over a white wife beater… pink panties with a pink satin bow at the waist band and matching bra… it also has the same satin bow, that is resting peacefully between my pert lil breast… neener neener. I got these awesome sandals I saw Bridget Marquardt wear on “The Girls Next Door.” They are white sandals with an ankle strap and a cork heal. They make me feel tall and sexy… hee hee. I love Bridget, you should check her out on http://www.bridgetmarquardt.com/index.php She’s uber hot!

It took me about three hours to write this entry… oh man… not because Imma slow writer, but because of you horn dogs… sheesh… don’t know you were suppose to go back to work today???? I gotta run and get me some coffee… I lied in my last entry, I have dance class tonight… but not till eight, then Im gonna go get drinks with the girls for an hour or so, but I will be home after that… like around eleven…

Anyways… you all have fun this week, try something new, do something you love, or call me… hee hee… just have fun! Summer is here and it’s time to play!

Brigitte

Americas Stonehenge and Searles Castle

  • May 26, 2008 at 7:30 pm

That is where we went today… http://www.stonehengeusa.com/t Americas Stonehenge and Searles Castle It was pretty awesome. These structures date back 4000 years and they think either they were done by pre historic indians or by the same people who did the original stone henge. Ill post pics in the next couple of days so you can see what I am talking bout. These didn’t look like stonehenge, but they had the lines for the paths of the sun… with a dozen or so monoliths and what not. They also had alpacas… those smaller looking llamas. I want an alpaca… hee hee. So cute. I picked up some more stones for my wicca bag, I just like collecting em… one of them is opal to look at, but turns blue when you put it in the palm of your hand… totally wierd.

Then we went to Searles Castle… it was pretty, but you couldn’t see much… To many trees surrounding it… and a full stone high fence. We didn’t go in cause there was a wedding going on… we saw the photographer taking pictures. Im so jealous… we all know I wanna get married for the Tiffany ring and tiarra! I wanna be a pretty pretty princess!

We went driving around, picking up brochures of all the stuff we can do this summer… I am so excited… next weekend we are going to “The Butterfly Place” which is one of those  butterfly gardens… then next month all three of us are going whale watching/ light house searching… we may go do a hot air balloon ride… or what water raft. For the fourth of July all my friends and I are going into Boston and doing the whole boston thing. We are renting a hotel room near the action and partying for a couple days. Plus… with the  brochures we picked up today… we have to squeeze in an amusement park… as well as a water ride park… all here in this little itty bitty state… woo hoo!

I am home now for the night, and other than my gym trip tomorrow, I will be home all day. I didn’t really get a lot of work done… I will have www.thewonderwhore.com  updates done tonight… so check back tomorrow on the site, see what I added. I just have to doink around a bit and see how it all looks… thanks for all the feedback on it… I love it too!

Im gonna go get into my night gown… so I can get a bowl of wheeties and come back downstairs to get my work done… I got a smidge of a burn today… but it wil turn into tan by morning…

I can’t believe how awesome this weekend was… I am truly having a blast! Wish you were here!

Brigitte!

On my way out the door…. again…

  • May 26, 2008 at 10:07 am

I know… groan groan… but I will be back in just a few short hours. We are on our way out to a secret Wiccan Location, I have not been told what we are doing… as they like to surprise me for some strange on location. All I know is that it is wiccan in nature and not Salem, MA.

It’s 80 and beautiful today… I am so enjoying life right now!

For those who care, right now I am wearing a white denim mini skirt and a moss green top that is light and breezy… white bra with a lil extra padding, and white care bare panties… My hair is still wet from the shower and my skin is freshly baby lotioned… which is making it a little difficult to type right now… hee hee.

I will be back later!

Kiss

Brigitte

This pookie is puckered out!

  • May 25, 2008 at 9:08 pm

BBQ… AC Race Cars… Dance Class… Scrapbooking… Trip to the Wicca Store…

Oh man, did I have an awesome day… so awesome that I can barely hold my eyes open. I just have an afternoon bbq tomorrow, but I should be home for the rest of the day… I love having  a busy social life… who knew it would be this tiring?

Call and tuck me in?

I love to boogie!

  • May 24, 2008 at 3:11 pm

I had a blast last night… even though there was some girl drama. There almost always is when you go out with a bunch of girls… one ends up crying in the bathroom… look, I just dance, I don’t see who I dance with, I close my eyes and move… I also don’t pay attention to who’s hitting on who… and Im sorry if the guy that hit on you, dances with me… I didn’t solicit it… and I sure enough didn’t go home with his drunk butt… sheesh. Now I remember why I like hanging out with boys more… less drama… specially when they realize they are in the friend zone.

I told you red panties get me in trouble.

I got home really late, I stayed sober so I could drive, and I had to drop girls off all over the place… you would think my close circle of friends would be in… well a close circle… nope. I didn’t get home till the sun started to rise, then I had to be right back up at ten, to be at a bbq for a couple at dance class… Tres yummy bbq ribs… oh yeah, I had bbq face today… finger licken good… And… wait for it… WATERMELON! Oh so yummy! I was slotted to go to Boston today, but at the last minute decided to hang wit hthem. They had a swimming pool, but no one swam. I did get invited back over next weekend just to swim with them… they said I could also use their huge pool anytime I liked and even offered me a key to the gate… how cool is that?

Im gonna be here for a couple more hours, I had to come home and mow the lawn because the puppies were getting lost in it. It was either mow or hire a search and rescue team to be on stand by. I like mowing…its fun… I feel like godzilla crushing tall buildings and making the people scatter…cept Im not godzilla, just a chic in a tube top, pushing a mower,, and those aren’t buildings… just really tall dandie lions… and the only thing that scatters is… well… bugs. Hey, you guys like my imagination… you have to take the non sexy with the sexy… that’s all I have to say about that!

Tonight Im going to a friends house to watch campy horror movies… Im bringing April Fools Day… and we all know Im gonna win the campiest… cause nothing beats that movie… fake gore, sexy girls, a mystery or two… and twins! Hee Hee

I shouldn’t be home too late, I have Dance class tomorrow…. probably home by midnight… call me, you might get me… hee hee.

Brigitte