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Will Work For Fake Dick!

  • June 29, 2008 at 2:36 pm

I have a guy who sent me a toy that is just like… uh… his toy, just for <b>phone sex</b> fun. I am only allowed to use it on his calls… and only when he calls… lol. I can’t use it by myself… makes me want it more cause I can’t have it all the time… sigh. It is so hot, riding that toy while we play, it really turns him on, and adds sooo much to the fantasy… that it got me thinking! I could do the same for some of you guys… that would be way hot… if you sent me a dildo that you picked out… or was the relative shape and size of the toy nestled between your legs right now… then we could use it on your calls and only your calls. I think if you did send me a dildo.. then you would get a free 15 minute  <a href=”http://www.thewonderwhore.com/” title=”phone sex”>phone sex call</a> with me when the toy comes in! That way we could use it together… you could just hop on the phone and start banging me instantly! lol Anyways… I went through and put all the dildos on a list at stockroom… no vibrators yet, but I will add those if you want me to. The dildo’s start at 12 dollars and go on up… just click here to see what kinds they offer… https://secure.stockroom.com/wishlist/wishlistShared.aspx?sharedWishlistCode=1417463&ref=3380371  hee hee… This is going to be so much fun!

Yesterday rocked hard core, today is rocking even harder! Thank you <a href=”http:www.janesguide.com” >Jane’s Guide</a> for reviewing me… I got a hundred extra visitors yesterday… making yesterday a record day. But guess what… today… we are already five visitors away from hitting yesterdays mark… and it’s only three pm. Holy moly macaroni! I got lots of wonderful calls… from being gang banged by my husbands friends while he watched, to seducing an almost senile old man professor into being my “love kitten” to some serious <b>cbt phone sex</b>… I know someone who wont be able to sit down for quite some time… lol. I also got to read a wonderful bedtime story to it’s author last night… very erotic, extremely fun! I may have to write my own erotic fairy tales and put them up for sale as recordings… lol.

Then I had two awesome calls wit hold time favorites… Broncoman finally plowed his way into my puckered lil backdoor… getting so excited it got my heart racing hard core… pounded me hard till he dumped every bit inside me. Then… My PennMan called me and I unbuttoned my summer dress and took off my panties just so he could use my body anyway he saw fit… and believe me… he did me gooood.

I shall be on for most of the day… gonna go get coffee in a lil bit… but tonight, I am going to go see get smart at Chunky’s… been a bit since I went and saw a movie… and I want to see get smart… I am so lacking in all the movies I want to see… so this upcoming week… Ill probably go see Wanted, Kung Fu Panda, Wall-E and Hancock when it comes out next Friday. Good thing I got some free passes! Lol.. or my next check would just have to be handed over to the Movie Industry. I was going to go see a Mat of Wanted today, but decided to stay home and field calls from the awesomeness that is Jane’s Guide Traffic. Hee Hee.

I may also be away for a bit tomorrow… I had planned on painting the room tomorrow… but I just got invited to one of the zoos that is about an hour away from here.You all know I looooove zoos… well, I love shopping at the gift stores… but same difference… lol! But I should be home relatively early and available for paint covered  <a href=”http://www.thewonderwhore.com/” title=”phone sex”> phone sex.</a> I have the house all to myself this weekend… so it will be naked fest… starting in about four hours! lol

For those who care… right now I am wearing a extremely short black running shorts that… well… cling to my every lil curve… uh hrmmm… the curves that are my precious lil woo hoo… hee hee. Yes, I am sporting a lil c-toe… that’s what you get when you wear something like that without c-toe protection… aka undies. I also have on a black tank top with a rhinestone dragon on the front… the rhinestones are emerald green and red and clear… it’s sparkly, it speaks to me. A language most men do not understand… glimmer glimmer shine! No bra, no panties, no shoes, no socks… but I do have on a great big smile.

The new domme site has been chose… nothing is up there now… but soon… www.thepinkdungeong.com will be my new home for all your dominate needs… hee hee. I may work on it a little this weekend. If I get a chance to.. with everything I have planned… it may get pushed off till next weekend. I have to finish a site for a friend and start on a new one for someone who has commissioned me to create her a lil piece of website heaven that is produced only by my mad html skills…lol. I crack myself up.

Think I’d better dance now…

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.coom
www.thewonderwhore.com
8772811531

The Review Is In!

  • June 26, 2008 at 2:32 pm

Oh my gosh.. I seriously have read it a million times since I was notified of it… Jane’s Guide has reviewed my humble phone sex site… and… apparently…. LOVES IT! Like seriously love it! I think I may have a small crush on Vamp… hee hee… and not just because I am one of her “Staff Picks” but because she obviously has great taste! (In my head, she’s from Seattle… mysterious, and sexy… hee hee) I know, I don’t have to butt kiss anymore, they reviewed it, they loved it… but really… Vamp…hubba hubba. I love the name… hee hee.

Anyways… for your pleasure.. here is the review of my site…

http://janesguide.com/newlinks/servicesphonesex.html

I will rule the Phone Sex world… hear me now phone sex gods… you will bow down before greatness… oh yes you will… you will bow down before me and kiss my cute lil, well clad feet… hee hee.

I am working on an online indicator, I know you guys really would like one… it’s one of the main suggestions I have received… specially since I went and did the unthinkable… I went and got a life… lol. I’m not here for your every beck and kinky call… sorry… hee hee. You know, it just makes you want me more.

For those who care, I am now a normal color… still a little tender, but a decent flesh tone. I have on a white and pink cotton sundress.. my summer staple are my sun dresses, that a kind gentle man bought for me in nyc… it fits me perfectly… and I think is wonderfully sexy… its mostly white with pale pink straps and trim. I have on white cotton panties that have a bunny tail printed on the back… hee hee.

Thank you Jane’s Guide and Vamp… I have read your site for years… it’s an honor to be apart of it!

Now I get to go have phone sex with my super sexy cutie from Penn… if your windows break… it’s because I am having earth shattering orgasms and can’t hold it in!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

8772811531

Drunk Phone Sex Advertising

  • June 25, 2008 at 11:47 pm

You got to be kidding me, right? Who the in the hell went to a party Sunday night and wrote my aim messenger named and phone number on some drunk/passed out guy? What were you thinking? I mean seriously… Your forgot to put my WEBSITE too… hee hee. Come on… Fess Up… Who Did it? Who is coming up with the creative way to advertise phone sex with me? I swear, some guy messaged me asking me how my screen name and phone number ended up on his arm. I wish I would have saved the conversation, I meant to, cause it had me doubled over laughing, my eyes filled with tears. I told him he probably had a friend that figured he needed to get laid, so he put my phone sex information on his arm. He didn’t believe that I was phone sex operator, till I showed him my site… lol. You guys crack me up… thanks for the help, who ever did it. Just next time … put… www.thewonderwhore.com on the arm too… I love seeing the traffic hits. He didn’t buy a call, but it was very entertaining, none the less.

Today, I was out for most the day… I didn’t mean to be, just got a lil stir crazy. Went to Pheasant Lane Mall and did a lil shopping, picked up some jewelry at clairs.. all their clearance stuff was ten for ten dollars… Sissy Phone Sex guys… take note… cheap way to experiment with jewelry. I spent twenty bucks, twenty items, so I had to go get something to organize it at Target. Bath and Body Works was having their semi anual sale… got me a pink rubber ducky and a 50 dollar purse with samples for 90 percent off. I normally only get thier Christmas scents… and a bottle lasts me a year… so I didn’t get much of anything else. Again sissies, you can shop there to try out different scents and lotions. Like I tell all my sissys, it takes more than just panties to really feminize you… Start with your skin and scent… nothing like smooth skin and a effeminate scent to really make you feel sexy.

I also went to JoAnn fabrics and picked up some fabric and a ballroom dress pattern to start working on making my own ball gowns… couldn’t hurt. If I can put them together, it may only cost me like sixty bucks…compared to two thousand… if I really want them to sparkly tho, Im gonna need at least 100 dollars a dress for rhinestones and what not. I guess they have ones that just iron onto the fabric.

Dance class was tonight, tomorrow night as well, and then I went to dinner with my friends from class. We stayed way past the time they were closed chatting bout the girl who wore the corset that kept flashing her itty bitty titties to everyone…seriously, they were smaller than mine… her whole nipple was the size of a dime… and about who we think is cute and naughty at the studio. It was a lot of fun!

Broncoman… sorry I missed you. Ill be home most the day tomorrow… cept for pool time in the morning… and then dance class at night… but I will play with you! I got gift in the mail… thank you very much!

I’ve been taking pictures of BDSM toys and what not that I own for my upcoming fetish phone sex site. When I finish painting my room and get it all set up, I will take pictures of that as well, I want to really intergrate all my silly submissive into my life… make you more dependent on me, more real to you. I am really getting into all the domination phone sex… it rocks hard core! Granted, I’m a Princess, not a Mistress… so my way, is a little more sly than brutal… and so much fun.

Well, I had best be off to bed… this lil phone sex cutie is pretty tired! I got lots to do tomorrow and Im gonna need my beauty sleep.

One more thing, this message isn’t for all of you, just the ones who think they might try it. I know I awhile ago that Mr Seattle saw me driving… many have asked if they could “bump” into me. For my safety, I have to say no. I have had bad experiences in the past when some callers couldn’t respect my boundries and have had to take out two restraining orders. Please don’t try to set up a meeting without my permission. I have taken steps to make sure you can’t find me, you may think you know where I am, but I can assure you, you don’t, Mr Seattle had done calls with me for many years… and by a chance of one in a million, had seen me. I lived about six miles from his house for four years… and it only happend on accident the once…

(Just fyi… Im not talking bout the guys I joke about ME stalking them… that’s all in good fun… I would love to the stalker, not the stalked)

So any stalker wanna be’s out there, save your gas… I am really not worth the trouble anyways… hee hee. I am way hotter on the phone. Plus, if you ran into me in person, Id probably turn and run for the hills… it would scare me that much… lol. All you would see is my pert lil ass in a haze… running for the nearest police officer.

Enough with the icky stuff… it’s time for me to go get my sleep.

For those who care, I got on a lil lilac cotton nighty and white cotton panties. I wanted out of my clothes when I got home, but still wanted to be able to walk around the house… without flashing my brother or his boyfriend… so itty bitty summer nighty had to do… I still got teased about it by them though… they called it lingeree.. I call it “not showing you my boobies so be happy about it” Sheesh… gay men… heaven forbid if a pair of breast walk in the room.

I will talk to you later!

Brigitte!

Stick A Fork In Me… I am Done!

  • June 25, 2008 at 2:28 pm

I’m such a dork knocker… really… I am. I may be all sexy on the phone, but I am one world class clutz, let me tell you. I just hope there is some sort of sun burn fetish out there… anyone have a Lobster phone sex fantasy… cause if so… I am your girl! In Seattle, I was a day glow white girl… I would get a little color… but lets just say, in the middle of some winters… my bottom was so white, it glowed in the dark… seriously… I had no need for a night light. Here, with sunblock, I was getting a natural tan that I used to …cough… pay for…cough… in Seattle in the summers. TodayI did my normal routine… put on my sun block, went out and swam… then did two very hot calls by the pool… got in the pool… cleaned it, swam… then floated around for a bit… thinking… ahh… I should add more sunblock… maybe after my nice lil nap in the sun…

Yah… lets just say my tan lines are now BAKED into my skin…it hurts, but its already turning to tan… and we all know what a wussy I am when it comes to pain… blghh. Anyone wanna rub me down with aloe gel burn relief? I will be your best friend… Gosh, if I had someone here right now to do it… they would get Free Phone Sex for life… hee hee… not really… maybe a peck on the cheek or a quick lil grope… Im such a tease!

I will not spell weird wrong again.
I will not spell weird wrong again.
I will not spell weird wrong again.
I will not spell weird wrong again.
I will not spell weird wrong again.
I will not spell wierd wrong again…crap.

Ahh… it’s why you love me… isn’t it? All my lil quirks…

Quirks Like…

I giggle after I cum on phone sex calls.

I like grilled cheese sandwiches way more than I should.

I’m scared to death of things in the ocean and yet I am gonna go to school to become a marine biologist. (Fall Baby)

Nothing comes between me and my chocolate… nothing. (Also not a good idea to use chocolate on your body parts with me… you know… it’s chocolate.)

I do a cute lil happy dance when my phone rings before I answer it… and another happy “touchdown” dance after the call cause I rocked it hard core!

Cross my heart, sometimes I don’t let you guys hear me cum, I bit back… cause… it’s not the right time for me to orgasm… in our role play… but I can’t help myself… lol! I have mulitple orgasms on some of my phone sex calls.

I can kick your ass at poker, as long as we aren’t playing for real money… and we use pink cards and chips.

I wanna rub kimmy kuddles hiney.

Willow falls asleep in my arms every night… giving me puppy kisses on my arms and hands. She sleeps right next to my tummy. Boo is at my feet… my protector… always.

I like being kissed on the forehead … it’s my favorite kind of kiss. To turn me on, kiss me on the back of my neck.

I really do own a couple of pairs… 12… of ruffle butt panties… hee hee.

Yes, I really am painting my room pink!

So there you have it, if you weren’t in love with me before, you should be now….Just the way I like it. My evil plan to make all men fall madly in love with me, just so I can tease and torment them is in full effect… :::evil hee hee:::

I had dance class tonight… was painful to get into dance position… plus everyone wanted to touch my shoulders for some strange odd reason… normally east coasters aren’t touchy feely people… but today… they layed their hands on me… bastards. I was going to go out after class, but I didn’t feel up to it.. so I came home and had some pizza with the boys.

And I missed Bronco Man yet again… not to mention… gasp… Snoopy? Was that really you? Ill be home, in all my redness… ALL DAY tomorrow… inside… cause of the pending thunderstorms and because if I get any redder from the sun, bozo will come hunt me down and replace his big red nose with me cute roasted body.

For those who care, I am wearing a satiny night shirt… it’s the only thing that feels good… with nothing on underneath… its pale yellow with pastel dragon flys on it… I can’t put on a regular pair of panties, cause they ride higher than my bikini did and my poor lil tummy is burnt as well… meaning no elastic is going to touch it till Im a normal flesh tone. My hair is up in a dragon fly clip…coincidence… and I am dreading how I am going to try and sleep tonight… wonder if I can sleep in the bath tub… in cool water… tell my lips turn blue… lol.

Imma wuss.

Think Id better sleep now…

Brigitte

PS Pushover Pookie… get your vodka and cam ready, my wishlist is ready to be violated!

My Awesome Phone Sex Site Is Getting Reviewed… yikes!

  • June 22, 2008 at 11:42 pm

One of, if not the top authority (butt kissing never hurt) in adult sites is reviewing my not to shabby lil phone sex site, well, cause I submitted to it. So everybody, be on your best behavior, hee hee. I get so nervous, like waiting for someone at a surprise party. I know they are going to like it, but it’s nerve wracking waiting for them to come through the door so you can jump out and yell surprise… I’m not a cookie cutter phone sex site… neener neener. My site will never be finished, after I submitted it, I found a new … uh… surprise… Ill write about it later on in this post… for you guys.

I did a handful of new recordings to put on my recording page, and started making ring tones and what not for your cell phones. I just uploaded it all to phone sex site, and they are ready to go for your listening pleasure.

I am hoping within the next month I will have my chat room up with scheduled times to chat and interact, and NOT solicit you for calls… not to mention the domme site finished and… the eagerly awaited web comic bout my phone sex life. I haven’t decided on a launch date, but I can tell you this, my fingers are all covered in markers cause I work on it whenever I can.

This is just the tip of the ice berg. I never said ruling the phone sex world was going to be easy, but I am not of afraid of hard things… hee hee… as you all know very well… I search and destroy/allievate … uh… difficult tasks.

Oh crap, am I talking bout erections again, or my future plans… I have a one track mind… and you guys dig it so!

Here is the next step on my route to ruling the phone sex world… who knows… maybe even the universe…

Listen to The Life and Time of Brigitte Kelly on internet talk radio

My first live show is scheduled next Sunday, 6/29/08 at 11:00pm, est. It will be a thirty minute show and the topic will be … drum role please… Me and My Life as a Phone Sex Operator. I really want my own real radio program, so who knows… maybe this will be the start! My first show I will answer your emails, hint hint, answering your questions bout who I am and what I do… then after that, once I get my feet wet, you can call into my show live… ohhh yeah… hubba hubba… I rock it hard core!

Anyways, for those who care… I am wearing lilac panties and that is it… I am getting ready to take them off cause I have a really hot call coming in in about five minutes… ohhh yeah… hubba hubba… this phone sex cutie is gone get phone boned hard core… jealous?

Think I’d better rub now!

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

thewonderwhore@gmail.com
8772811531

Pecurliar Phone Sex Calls Today…

  • June 22, 2008 at 9:49 pm

I have phone sex in my dreams, I did last night… all night… most of it was tamer than what I have done the past couple of days.

Today has just been odd… not bad, just feels like I’m bouncing through a dream most the day, like one of those odd dreams… like the when the walls are ceilings, the ceilings are floors, and the floors are walls… you know… weird… Its been raining, like hard core rain, the kind that hurts if you try to walk in it, all day long… with thunder and lightening… which I love. But today I just feel, odd. You guys ever had those days?

I must be attracting the odd, in my life and… on my phone sex calls as well today. Cause today, I was a sofa… not just any sofa… a red velvet lip shaped sofa. I could moan, but not speak… My pretty red cushions got pounded hard by a cock attached to what I believe must have been the loudest moaner/cummer I have ever heard. His fantasy, odd to most, was freaking hot to him… and that just rocks! He got into it like no bodies business! I must say, I made a good sofa, letting him cuddle on my cushions after he was done… ohhh yeah.

Then I had a seriously taboo phone sex call with the devil and his four foot weiner. I guess beelzebub gets horny too. Who knew the dark one could bone with such zest, definitely not me.

Today, for those who aren’t in the know, is my present day for my Financial Domination Phone Sex phone sex guys. Mondays you can now see my wishlist deplete a little. I wont go into details… for my vanilla guys that get uneasy at this sort of thing, but I got me some new L.A.M.B. shoes from the Lucky Looser and TWO gifts from the PUSHOVER from the top of my list, I think I will get something else from him later… cause I know he wants what is in his email box… it’s burning a whole in it. I love being a True Phone Sex Princess!

My bike came today! Thank you to my NEW HAMPSHIRE SUGAR DADDY! Woo Hoo! I am getting ready to go try to put it together right now! It’s pink and beautiful and I am so inlove with it, it’s not even funny! I can’t wait to bike down to the ice cream parlor on warm summer day… feeling the cool breeze run over my body! Ohh yeah!

Here are some pictures from where I jog… It got a lot prettier from last time… lol! Hundreds of Dragonflies that wouldn’t stay still long enough for me to capture them on film… sneaky lil buggers… but I will get them!

Pecurliar Phone Sex Calls Today...

Pecurliar Phone Sex Calls Today...

Painting My Room Pink!

  • June 22, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Like I mentioned in my last blog, I am redecorating one of the rooms upstairs to be my summer bedroom. I will still basically have the whole basement to work and live in, but I will sleep in a very air conditioned room upstairs. Those who know me, know I can’t sleep when Im hot and sweaty… this phone sex cutie demands to be cool as a cucumber. I picked up the perfect shade of pink for the walls… it’s a Disney Color called… Snow Whites Song… and a off white for the ceiling called bleached shell. So, more than likely this week when you call me and ask me what I am wearing, I will honestly be able to say either… I have snow white all over me, or I can say I am wearing sea shells… cause this taboo phone sex mistress just isn’t going to ruin her clothes. That’s right, I will be painting in the nude! I am so sure my old man neighbor will just love that… if he can see that far.

The next room I get to paint is their bedroom… I like painting, remember I painted lilys rooms for free? I think it’s relaxing and fun, if done with the right people. I can make all the oopsies I want, cause it’s gonna be my room anyways, and the next thing we will do is the floors… woo hoo. It will definately be the nicest place I have lived. I will probably take pics once it’s done… oh, and the really cool part is, I am going to paint on the walls like something really cool, a cool design or butterflies or something… to really sweaten it up… oh yeah… artistic Brigitte in full effect. Ill post the pics when I am done so you can see where I am taking my phone sex calls with you… oh yeah… hubba hubba!

So, I had hot sissy phone sex today. Took my time to dress up my kinky lil french lover up… making sure he felt like a soft feminine girl… then I turned the table on him and had stap on phone sex with him. Boy, was he surprised. Admit it chere, you like it.

Also melted in a big warm hug this morning, what a great way to wake up. I love the way you talk to caring and loving to me, like we are some sort of secret lovers. I could almost feel you there, holding me close, whispering in my ear. I get goosebumps just thinking about your soft voice telling me what your hands were doing to me. Oh man!

I got to catch up with an old friend from way back when I worked for that first place and it had a chatroom. What fun we had. We both agree it would be a hoot if we could read some of those old transcripts. He sounded like he was in a really good place, which is awesome, cause he really does deserve the best! I should post the limerick he wrote for me… just for old times sake, but I am keeping it mine for a little bit longer. You made me feel special too pook, and I thank you for it.

I am thinking I will try and get a good chatroom going again… one that is easy and for everybody to use… well, everybody guy wise… maybe some of my girfriends as well. I think I will schedule times for me to be in there where all we can do is play like old times… you know? No pressure of calls at those certain times, just a place to get together and laugh… what do you guys think?

For those who care, I am in pink running shorts, made out of velour with a white running stripe, they are really short shorts. I have on a white tshit with the same color pink 69 numberon the front, a la jersey style with a matching pink velour zip up the front hoodie. I have my white running bra underneath and white cotton panties with a lil metal butter fly hanging on a short ribbon on the side of the panties. I had on running shoes, but all that is left on my feet is white tube socks with pale pink stripes at the top. I feel sport today, none the less. No make up, just my pink body spray that smells like a sweet tart.

Well, this lil phone sex princess needs to get her butt to work. I got emails to send out and site stuff to work on. I shall chat at you later…

kiss,

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

thewonderwhore@gmail.com
8772811531

Sing it! My phone sex brings all the boys to the yard… shake your butt!

  • June 22, 2008 at 3:24 pm

I have had the most wonderful weekend ever! I feel like it’s been a whirlwind, with being in Cambridge and Boston the past two days and then going to a BBQ this afternoon, followed by a street party, and then capped off by doing a champaign testing at a friends house tonight, with totally awesome conversation… it just was perfect. Not to mention the hot steamy phone sex I had last night with one of my favorite callers… hubba hubba… it hurt so good! You know what, we didn’t even get to our Taboo Role Play Phone Sex Scenerio we had talked about… guess we are so gonna have to do it next time.

Sparkling wine does me in… I am sitting here trying to write in my naughty blog, and I can’t stop giggling… or staring at the screen… I am a lil tipsy… not much, but just enough that I feel no pain. I found a really nice sparkling wine that I like that is really cheap… balatorie… you guys might know about it, but I didn’t. I like it a lot. I was over at Kitten’s and my dance instructors house… they had me and a few friends over to their most awesome house… perfectly decorated, with a beautifuly landscaped lawn… just awesome… I am so moving in. I laughed all night long, and drank a lil too much. I tried to act like a cool drunk, instead of the fall down giggly drunk… and I am not sure if I pulled it off. Your phone sex princess enjoys champagne a little toooo much. Next time we go over, we are having a martini night… awesome!

I will be home for most of tomorrow… cept to pick up some pink paint for my room upstairs and maybe to go see a movie later on in the evening… haven’t made my mind up. I have been gone all weekend and need to work, because taking over the phone sex world is a difficult task, but even more difficult when you spend your time doing everything but working on taking over the phone sex world.. lol.

Oh man, am I looking forward to laying back and rubbing out massive orgasms to your calls tomorrow… I mean, I have had fun and all this weekend… but come one, I get paid to masturbate… it’s not like my job is high strees. Just the opposite. I get to play out taboo phone sex fantasies, I get to dress up and pimp in sissy phone sex fantasies… and pretty much the sky is the limit in anything goes phone sex. I mean, who know’s what your deviant desires hold for me? Everyday is exciting and new… let me tell you, if you knew how awesome my job was… you would so try to get it.

For those who care, right now I am halfway undressed. I work my red bikini with the gold circle clasp in the middle of my lil breasts, and gold chains on the sides of the bikini bottoms. Over I word dark denim jean shorts, which are now undone… and I had one, but now have taken off a white cotton top that tied at my waist…. White wedge flip flops with read finger nails and toe nails. My hair was lose, but at times today, I had it up in a twist with those claw hair holders… just to get it out of my face. I got A LOT of sun today… not too much that I am red or orange… but just enough to make me feel a shade darker.

Well, I had better take my lil phone sex ass to bed as I am extremely pooped! I would stay up and do calls tonight, but I would be afraid I would suck if I did, cause all my body and mind are doing is screaming out for sleep…

Call me soon,

Brigitte
Your phone sex Wonder Whore
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

8772811531

Your Phone Sex Cutie Does HARVARD!

  • June 20, 2008 at 9:44 pm

Today I went to Harvard. Took lots of pictures… found out that when I play with my “Boston Accent” and say… Park the Car In Harvard Yard… that there really is a place called Harvard Yard… like it’s really named that. I just thought it meant like front yard of Harvard… hence the main reason I am not a Harvard Graduate… hee hee. Ahh… the brainiacs can have Harvard any ol time, this lil phone sex operator is just happy as a clam being who she is. I tell you one thing, the I want to have hot taboo phone sex on the steps to the library… it’s freakin huge… oh man, what I wouldn’t give to take one of you fellows up into the stacks… hubba hubba! Who knew the sight of that building would turn me on so much.

I hear a new phone sex role play coming out of harvard now… meet me in the stacks… I got something I want to … uh… show you.

My friends and I took the subway… or “t” as it is called here. Was fun, my very first time on one… I took some pictures…lol. I took lots of pictures of Harvard… and then we took the subway to the Boston Public Garden where Romeo and Juliet live. They are two swans that are so beautiful, I took lots of pictures of them and all the eggs they are sitting on. We went on the swan boats… http://www.swanboats.com/ where were awesome and I took pictures of the park… in the rain… was awesome… till this slick moving phone sex princess took a spill on the pavement… landing face first in a puddle… Oh yeah, very embarrassing… wasn’t my fault tho, and everybody got a laugh out of it, including myself… lol. Let’s just say, I sported the “wet look” quite well around Boston, thank goodness I wore a bra today, and that is all I have to say about that. Anyways, here is a picture of the swan boats I found online… Ill post mine when I download them off the camera.

My friend took first place in most of his dances… woo hoo. He rocked it hard core.. placed only second in two of them… I am really itching to compete now, I don’t know when the next competition is, probably November, but I really, really want to do it… I want a pretty ball gown… hee hee. I went back there today to watch more dancing and to pick up two very pretty sparkly bracelets that rock hard core… maybe I will take a picture of them too. And to see some more of the dancing. I caught some senior citizens ballroom dancing and took pictures of them… they were so cute… one couple was so obviously in love… was awesome. I am so gonna need to find some more financial domination phone sex guys to pay for my ball room competitions. The dresses they had for sale there were running up to 2000 dollars… but they sparkled and we all know what happens if you sparkle something … I am so drawn to it. (Please don’t bedazzle your cocks… I don’t want to open up my email and find a handful of bedazzed franks and beans… that would just frighten me so.)

Both days, I drove by you Snoopy and thought about you… wondered if you were at work tonight… hee hee.

For those who care, today I am wearing a pink and white jersey dress with white bra and panty set that have pink bows on them. I have a pair of white keds on cause I knew I would be doing a whole bunch of walking. My hair is pulled back into a pony tail, held in place by a white ribbon and hair band. I looked super cute today. I picked up a pink note book from MIT… that’s all girlie and what not… figured I could fake it till I make it… woo hoo.

Saturday will be the last day you will be without your phone sex cutie… sorry bout it… this weekend was just the perfect storm for events… I have a bbq early in the afternoon, then I have a block party at six and will go to a friends house at eight and have mojitos. I super duper love mojitos… they are so my favorite drink. I get dipsy drunk off of two… maybe one night I can have a couple, and you guys can take advantage of me… wonder if I am as good at phone sex drunk as I am sober? Could be something we could find out together. I know I giggle a lot drunk, but then again, I giggle a lot sober..

Sunday I will be back for all your phone sex pleasure… you can bet on it. I need to rub one out something fierce… wish I could get a caller to call me before I pass out… maybe while Im soaking in the hot tub? We could do a dirty phone sex role play where you are a burglar who doesn’t know anyones home? You find me and figure… heck… might as well, right? Or maybe I could do a sissy phone sex call, where you have to pamper my every need and wash my every part while dressed in my favorite pair of panties… oh… the possiblilities are endless.

I will talk to you all soon…. miss me much!

You Phone Sex Princess…

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

8772821531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Go Celtics!

  • June 18, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Goodness gracious, everybody is just slap happy that the Boston Celtics won… so we might as well make it an occasion to offer up some free phone sex… get five free minutes with your purchase! Woo Hoo. You lil phone sex princess rocks hard core huh? You must mention that you found my special in my phone sex blog in order to get it! I don’t really pay attention to basketball, Imma girlie girl, Ill shoot some hoops every now and then. Still, new england is all happy and vindicated since their football team choked.. did I say that out loud? lol So hurry up and call me, and get your free five minutes of phone sex with every call until midnight tomorrow night, pacific standard time.

I do have some bad news. Tomorrow night I have to got to Cambridge for a couple hours… but I will be home around ten pm pst for role play palooza… lol. I will be taking calls all day, I just have something to do in Cambridge. Hee Hee… oh harvard boys, you better look out.. cause this lil phone sex princess is gonna rock your city! Then Friday I will probably go visit Boston early and spend all day there… hee hee… how cool is that?

Lots of new callers yesterday… pretty awesome. One that came as soon as I giggled, good thing I didn’t giggle while running the charge… huh. I know, I have a very powerful giggle! But holy moly, who new it was that powerful. Did some taboo phone sex… the kind I am famous for, the kind my body and voice were meant for… ohhh year. Also a new sissy… called me all in his deep masculine voice, which we all know gets me wet.. asked me if I was wearing panties… and I told him I was wearing panties I got in the lil kids department, cause that’s what fits me best… and he said… so am I! His panties were cuter, I am so gonna have to get me a pair…lol.

Today… Mass is running in the lead with the most points… is that you snoopy? Hee Hee… where you hiding? Followed by California. All in the hits are coming from around the LA area, which sparks me with dreams some big executive finding me, whisking me away, makes mad passionate love to me… then begs me to pen a script about my life as a phone sex operator, offering up to personally edit my spelling and grammar mistakes… hee hee. Man, I got some good day dreams… George Clooney is a big exec now, isn’t he? What that man does to me, if I ever got him on the phone… hubba hubba… How silly am I? You love me and you know it! I just want to have phone sex with him… he can keep on banging the cookie cutters all he wants… I want his voice and his dirty mind to be all mine!

I have dance class tonight and then after I will be fixing a healthy dinner for the boys tonight… just something simple… grilled chicken, corn on the cob… spinach salad…. just something light. The corn is so good, it doesn’t need butter… oh yeah. I had some for lunch! Class tonight is the Samba, it’s my favorite, but definitely the hardest… love, love, love it.

For those who care… I have on white cotton panties with … ok, they were on sale, so don’t laugh… with hot pink hannah montana on it… just like the outline of her face and shoulders and then her name. Hey, as soon as she’s legal… Im going all Harry Potter on her hiney… we all know what I wanted when all three of those hotties turned 18… peanut butter and jelly baby! Give me a lil harry potter sandwich any day! What? It’s legal now to fantasize about them… and some day my pretty, some day… it will be legal to fantasize bout her… I should start a counter down, but isn’t it like years? I swear she looks like 17 anyways, but none the less… her 18th birthday will inspire nottyness! Anyways, I haven’t put on the rest of my ensemble… which will be a canary yellow tshirt from hot topic that is blazed in gold that says… I rock! all guitar hero style and blue jean shorts. I can’t find my favorite bra, so I am not going to wear one… so there so. Ill put on my white wedge sandals and go get me some coffee before I go to dance class. My hair is in braids, one on each side of my head, with lil white daisys on lil scrunchies holding them in place at the top of the braid and at the bottom. I look yummy today, if I do say so myself.

Google blog search has picked up my other blogs, as soon as I think I can get the word press blog high up, Ill turn the live journal back to no search… so all my new traffic will go there… Probably will be easier for new callers to find a way to contact me anyways. I will still keep posting in my life journal, just because I get so many new calls from here, not to mention my old callers as well. They always know where to find me… hee hee. I have almost 400 posts on live journal now… if not four hundred, I should go back and count again… lol. It’s gonna take me awhile to move them all over to the other journals. Least I have them backed up just in case. And if I am ever not on live journal, I always come up when you search for wonder whore… hee hee.

I best be going… I will talk to you all soon!

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

18772811531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com