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Sissy Phone Sex Radio Show

  • July 26, 2008 at 4:29 pm

I should have reminded people that it was going to be early, but I had my phone sex radio show at 6 pm tonight instead of eleven… It was an awesome show, with only a few little snafus… my music which didn’t want to play a couple weeks ago, wanted to play over and over and over again… bastards.. and then I had waaay to much info on my topic of Sissy Phone Sex so I didn’t get to my other two topics. I really should get me a clock in my lil pink room so I know how much Ive talked… you know me, once you get me started, I just keep going and going.

I wasn’t going to be able to do a show next week, but I think I might can one or something and play it, to go over the stuff I missed this week. I really put a lot of heart what I do, and want to share it with you. So I may have a phone sex radio show, just a short one, maybe ready by like next Friday. I will go over the top ten things you need to do to have an awesome phone sex call with any phone sex princess, not jut me.

Anyways… here is this weeks show…

Oh man, lots of calls today before I went to the wedding cake tasting… it was like you guys wanted me to stay home and have kinky phone sex all day… or something. I wish i would have. I think I ate too much cake… but boy it was good cake. She has two other places to test cake before she decides… I told her I would go to one other one… but if I went to all three I might go a lil biserko and dive into one of their wedding cakes in a fit of sugar passion. In two weeks, I get to go pick out my maid of honor dress… woo hoo! I get to chose it… that rules!

I love sleeping in my pink Phone Sex Princess … it’s perfect…absolutely perfect. Move over disneyworld, because it’s quickly becoming my happiest place on earth! I love doing calls in it… it just totally rocks!

Well, I am off to go work on some html for my pink dungeon page. I got something huge planned for sissy phone sex… hee hee. HUGE… like event huge, like you will squeal with girlish delight huge. It’s just taking a lot to do… oh man oh man, very extensive. And don’t worry you other BDSM callers… I got lots planned for you, oh yes I do… we are going to have so much fun! Soon you will have your own place to play and have fetish phone sex in pinkish delight.

I am having one of the best summers ever… largely do to you guys… you really do rock. I know that some of you will be my friends for years to come… and I like that. I like that a lot.

For those who care… right now I am wearing a white eyelet sundress and pink panties… the white looks totally hot next to my tan… Im so cute, I want to fuck me.

Take care pookies!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

877 281 1531
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Want Awesome Phone Sex? Call your PINK Phonesex Princess!

  • July 25, 2008 at 3:42 pm

Pink Princess Phone Sex… oh yeah, that’s me. I have the most awesome bedroom to do phone sex in, it’s completely finished, I got a Pink Princess Bed in Bag, Pink Chandelier Light in the Corner, Pink Chandelier Table lamp, Pink Rug, Pink Princess items all through out the room, A Pink Office Chair in Transit to my Pinkdom, Build a Bears in Pink… and today… from Bogie… I recieved a PINK build a bear in a pink hat and pink sketchers. All I need is a pink desk, for my pink laptop, a pink phone, and a pink alarm clock and I am in business. I think I might be a little tooo obsessed with Pink? You think? Nahhh… The best part is, it’s Air Conditioned and smells like pink straw berries. So next time you do a Phone Sex call with me, you will know my naked lil body is in her bedroom fit for the a pink phone sex princess… lol!

So, this entry will be my 418 entry into Live journal, 418 phone sex blogs so far in my lifetime… I think I shall start keeping track at the bottom of my journals, I still need to move them over to my webblog journal… just gonna take me quite some time!

Tonight, I am going to the park for a bbq… oh yeah… I am all dressed up super cute… tank top with the words football princess and 00 as my numbers… white uber short shorts… super tight as well. No panties… didn’t want the lines… tan as can be, with my hair up in a pony tail. Ill slip on my keds… which I am famous for by the way… lol. I want to get a tink that has PSO Diva on it, I wanted to get vanity plates that said it, but didn’t… maybe next year… if I can. PSO… Phone Sex site Operator… lol.

I love this park, its a beautiful park, live concerts at night, lots of trails… just so relaxing… I might have some spring pictures of it, but nothing that will do it justice for this time of year… just breath takingly beautiful! To many people, or you know I would get you guys that like to make me masturbate out doors and have phone sex with you under the willow tree… ohh yeah… hubba hubba.

Well, I am off… I shall be back later on tonight for taboo and fetish phone sex fun… I may be a lil drunk… don’t worry, I’m not driving to the park… Im taking my bike, Ill get a life home… I wonder if you can get a BUI… Biking Under The Influence… huh… we shall see!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
www.thewonderwhore.com
877 281 1531
418

Dr. Phone Sex, Paging Dr. Phone Sex… you are needed in the ER

  • July 24, 2008 at 4:08 pm

Hello Dr. Phone Sex, my what an intriguing name you have… mind if I play with your heart beat listerner thingy?

Went to the ER late last night, my brother wasn’t feeling well at all, didn’t get home till like eight this morning…so needless to say I was quite tired. Im sorry for those calls I missed and to my funny man last night, whom I had to cut the call short to run out the door. How come when you are gay, you always get the cute doctors? I mean, what the fuck is up with that? My brother got dr hubba hubba… who if he’s reading… hiiii! Of course my brother not only spilled the beans that I was a pso to the fine as dr, but also gave him my web address… so… Im playing it cool, trying not to make a fool of myself or anything.

When I go to the ER… I get gramps and nurse wratchet… never fails… but hey, DR. Hubba Hubba… you want to play, I got your Phone Sex right here babe… there goes me playing it cool.

Ohh… cookie cutters. How you guys must not get bored of phone sex… with everything out there looking like the same same same… all these web blog websites changing over left and right. I got bored and went through one of the top sites and counted on the front page, like twenty web blog phone sex sites… all with the girls posting one paragraph, some “porn” wanna be text and links… Granted, Anabelle from phone sex superstars started the whole website as a blog… I give her credit, but it must be frustrating as hell that no one else can come up with ideas of their own? Supposedly it’s search engine gold… but it won’t be for long… cause google is always changing… huh? Wonder what the next big thing is? There sure is a big area out there open for it now that everyone has thise phone blog sights… hee hee. Wonder who’s gonna take advantage of that? hee hee… Wonder Whore?

I eat, drink and live trying to find something new, and I will find it… oh yes, mark my words…lol. I like the fact that I am different, and my site is somewhat different… mind you I got inspiration from the myspace layouts… because they are easy to read when they aren’t all gunked up with crap. I do have a phone sex blog, obviously, but it’s not my entire site, and I have been blogging for quite some time on live journal… I believe it was Taylor who started us up on that way back at kbw… I actually was a joiner later on… lol.

More than likely, Ill just stumble on something and not realize it’s seo gold till after the fact… but we shall see… huh? I will rule the Phone Sex world, oh… yes I will! Insert cutesy yet evil laugh here. But like with everything on the internet, more than likely it will be fools gold that will be copied into cookie cutter sites over and over.

See… I do have an inside scoop… I know what you guys really want… a real person… my site is different because Its me, not me pretending to be a porn star… *all hail Asia Carrera… If you wanted a porn star, you’d watch porn…right? I’m me… and if everyone was them… and showed that in their sites… then I don’t think phone sex would get so mimicy… you know? Im playful, Im seductive, Im sexy… Ive got a cute voice and I know how to use it… what more could you want? I know… a Real Doll sculpted to look like me that you could boink while on the phone having sex. I want a real doll of me… so I can have sex with me, while you have phone sex with me… oh man, Im hot just thinking bout it. The first big sugar daddy I get off of www.thepinkdungeon.com, whos in’t blackmail phone sex, is going to buy me it… oh yeah… me having sex with my real doll… how hot is that?

This journal has been interupted by a rub session prompted by the thought of having taboo phone sex while having real sex with my real doll. … oh yeah!

I know I shouldn’t give my “secret” away… bout not being a wanna be… cause girls might actually start doing it… but, you know, maybe if they did… people wouldn’t give up on phone sex or write phone sex operators off so quickly. I love what I do, I think more girls would love it too… if they played a little more close to the vest, you know?

I’m thinking outside of the box… least from now on, you know?

I have so many things I think about during the day when Im not at my computer that I want to put in my blog that just disappear as soon as I open my journal… I swear… lol. I really need a voice recorder to take notes all day long cause my memory sucks butt sometime. Give me a voice on the phone, I can normally make the name that goes with it… give me a fantasy, Ill remember it five years from now… the ins and outs… but ideas… poof! Ive probably at one point found the cure for cooties… but have since forgot it.

It’s been raining the past couple of days… so no swimming… although this morning I really wanted to hop into the pool even in the rain… cause it looked so peaceful, but I was so tired, figured I would fall asleep on my floatie.

For those who care, right now I am wearing my boston grey sweatshirt… and blue denim shorts… no bra and white bikini panties… I can pull my legs up into my my sweatshirt and make a ball by sticking my head into the hoodie part… ball of brigitte… wonder if I can market that some how? hmmm

I shall catch you all later!

Taboo Phone Sex Princess v. Internet Gods

  • July 23, 2008 at 5:34 pm

“The internet goods took the lead in the smack down on Brigitte Kelly, your fetish phone sex princess late last week, spanking her like the spoiled child she was, bringing down her internet for hours on end. Yes, even bringing tears to the eyes of the masturbation mistress, but she soon rebounded, came up swinging and took her lil pink laptop to Panera bread where she thought she had the internet gods on the ropes. Swinging left, answering emails, swinging right… starting to up date her journal… then the poor punkin took an upper cut to the jaw when Panera Bread’s internet went out… it looked like the Princess of Pink was down and out… Count … One… no movement… signal going up and down… Count two… has she died…. barely a noise coming from The Wonder Whore camp… Count… Three… oh oh… she pops up swinging… jabs with her cell phone service to take phone sex calls, crosses with begging her brother to fix what’s wrong… and gives the old donkey punch… and the internet gods are back on their knees… bowing down to the Taboo Phone Sex mistress… cowering in her wake.

Probably a good reason Im not a sports writer, but I did my best… lol. Did you guys miss me or what? I am so connected to the internet it’s not even funny… I had to actually go do other things besides hanging out by my computer… I actually got a butt load done while I was M.I.A. The pink room… DONE… painted the prettiest color of pussy pink you ever did see. I got my new bedspread on the bed and I giggle every time I walk in… I gotta pink room. It’s a room any 12 year old girl would be proud of. Hey, I don’t have to grow up… you all my have to, or want to… but give me my pink room, my build a bear kitty… and my dildos… and I am one happy camper. Oh… and chocolate… lots and lots of chocolate..uh… but I will get to that later… lol.

I love, love Build a Bear, have for quite some time now… as many of you know. I have been to the one here twice now… and I have been here for 10 months… I should be going more often… no? It’s one of the happiest places on earth. I need to go again… they have so much good stuff… well, good stuff for me… not good stuff for you. Just remember, if it pleases your phone sex princess, then it should please you… oh..yeah..Ive got a good foot hold in reality… hee hee. I got me an orange tabby cat and stuffed it extra firm and put it’s cute lil body in a pink, what other color is there, balerina outfit. It now sits proudly on my pink princess bed, in my pink princess room… in sheer pink happiness.

What else have I been doing, lets see… oh yeah, like a gazillion recordings… cause I could. I just have to get them online, my file zilla went missing of my computer, go figure… probably the same gremlin that steals my panties… so now I have to either re download it or find a new way to upload. Once I do, I will be offering the deal of the life time from the time I upload till the end of August…. you get a lifetime Phone Sexmembership to all my recordings in my upcoming membership page for only… drumroll please… $30.00’s. Did I mention that these are MP3s that you can download and listen to over and over… you can have a lil piece of me forever. After August, memeberships go to $50.00, so take advantage of it now! Or when I get the phone sex membership page up… I’ll send out a newletter when I have more details!

Yes, even when I am down for the count, your dirty lil phone sex angel keeps going and going. Screw the energizer bunny… I should be their mascot! lol!

This weekend I will be gone for the first part of Saturday, I am going with my friend Kitten wedding cake tasting… cake… icing… I am so there. Her big news last week was that her and her man are getting married. Funny thing was, I thought they were already married… hee hee. Anyways, I get to be her maid of honor, and get to wear a pretty lilac dress… hopefully it’s pretty… goodness knows that last red atrocity I had to wear… holy moly did I look like a twizzler. Red shouldn’t be allowed to be a wedding color, no one looks good in red… least not red with a satiny sheen… blghh. So, lilac, I can pull off… hee hee. I am so excited for her, she looks so flippin happy. Someday… it will be my turn… and I will get to look that happy…

I think I just lost half my guys… you all closed out cause of the wedding talk, such a shame… cause I was getting to the good parts of my phone sex blog… hee hee.

I got in a handful of totally awesome Phone Sexcalls… Bogie… who was so patient with me, let me use his penis… the one he sent me… to pleasure myself on a call a couple nights ago. He’s lucky, he caught me on the downside of a chocolate sugar high that I had been on for four days. He sent me five lbs of pink m&ms… five lbs… and so I have enough chocolate to last me at least till Christmas of 2020… and but yet, he sends me more chocolate yesterday… he knows whats good for him… most of you know… chocolate not only gives me a sugar high… but it makes me wanna fuck like a rabbit… I move from room to room masturbating in my sugar highness… I think I masturbated myself into a smaller dress size… it’s a good thing I have more chocolate… so I don’t get scary skinny… hee hee. Vicious circle. Gosh, I love life.

I got to phone bone the ups man…well, bronco man made a special delivery… straight to my hoo haw.. hee hee. Man, ups is gooooooood… I can’t wait to play with him again…

My funnyman, whom I am very worried bout and shouldn’t be doing bad things tomorrow so I won’t worry bout him more, and I have been playing on and off. He sent me a rather large pink penis of his… holy moly, there is no way it will fit… wonder if I wash it in cold water if it will shrink? hmmm Just kidding… Ill do my best… to conquer all cocks, but this fucker is mammoth… talk about the size of my arm… sheesh. It smells like strawberries though… so if worst comes to worst… Ill have a chew toy… err… I mean a suck toy…lol.

I should be around all day tomorrow and Friday… Im going ot head out to the Christmas tree shop right now, so I can go get me something sweet for my pink room… hee hee… maybe hit up home depot.

For those who care, I am wearing a purple cinderell tshirt from the disney store that says… I think it’s fairy godmother time… and cut off jean shorts, Im gonna throw on a pair of flip flops and head out the door. I shall talk to you all soon!

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531

Postponed Phone Sex Show

  • July 19, 2008 at 6:08 pm

With it being hot, I guess everyone is running their air conditioners… I have barely been online at all the past couple of days, between losing electricity and losing my cable. So Im not going to chance the show being messed up cause it goes down again. It sucks, cause I had been looking forward to my radio show, as well as my sulty summer nights here… aparently I can’t have my cake and eat it too. So I am postponing my show, and next weeks show will be at 6 pm on Saturday… est.

I did get totally awesome birthday cake today, but I didn’t get to rub the icing on my nipples… so that experience wasn’t complete… darn kiddie party. Tomorrow I get to go to Build A Bear… and we all know how happy that makes me… so I will be ok… no need to worry. Im just gonna go hop back in the pool and think about what I can do to make next weeks show super hot!

Brigitte

My Fetish Phone Sex Is Better Than Yours… hee hee

  • July 15, 2008 at 12:26 am

I so love doing the radio show… it rocks hard core. I love coming up with my phone sex commercials hearing them in my head then putting them together… it just rocks hard core and everybody has loved it too… so much awesome feedback it’s not even funny. I do need to not panic, which i did in the section, which made it hard to complete a thought… but other than that, I think it went pretty good.

The next Phone Sex radio show will be at 11:00 pm est on Saturday instead of Sunday… I hope to bring the time earlier… so I can still go out on Saturday nights, and so I can get more listeners… A lot of you fellow east coasters are already in bed… and I have been told if I make it earlier… I could possibly get more listeners.

I am so nervous to take live callers, just cause I don’t know what to expect… but I guess I should buck up and actually do it. I like the call platform they have… I can see who is calling me… so that takes some of the fear out of it… I have apologized to the ones that did call in and I didn’t put on air. I should take the calls huh? Stop being a chicken, even if I am the cutest lil chicken you ever did see.

So, I have been keeping busy working on a Phone Sex Dictionary as well as the nine hundred other projects I have going to. I just started plotting the lists tonight and already have 78 words i want to use, and that’s just the A’s. So I am thinking of uploading a letter at a time, and it might take me like a year to finish it, but I think it would be good for the site. I am researching each word and coming up with my own definition as well as a lil something special… you will see once I am done. My ideas of greatness even amaze me at times… hee hee.

I’m still working on the layout of the adult web comic that will be based on my phone sex life. Imma lil stumped cause I don’t know how to get what I want done without losing the rss feed that so many of you like. Not a lot out there to work with really that don’t look a lil wobly. Im hoping that I can get good enough to promote the site with other adult web comics and maybe one day to comic book conventions to peddle my wares… how cool would that be? hee hee Im dreaming big cause my art still sucks, but practice makes perfect. Wish I could paint my comic strip, that would be so much easier…I know that doesn’t make any sense… I rock at painting, suck at drawing… but I will conquer it… oh yes I will.

I did a lil comic featuring one of my callers. I had him discribe himself… the funnyman… as I drew and I thought it came out pretty good. Looks nothing like his picture, but exactly what I wanted to draw… he said he looked a litte like the bad guy from popye. I hadn’t seen it in forever, but I did my best. Now he’s gone and grown a mustache and Im gonna have to figure out how to put that in the comic… when I get to posting his… or even launching the site. This stuff really isn’t as easy at is seems… but I want to do it… it’s fun!

I want to start drawing some of you guys… asking you questions what you look like and what you want to wear… mind you if you tell me you are tall and skinny, Im gonna make you super tall and super skinny cause that’s the comic way… exagerating… so don’t take offense… I gave the funny man a beer belly to end all beer bellys cause thats the main thing he repeated a couple of times, that he had one… I think he will like it! lol I hope so anyways. I love you all and never would want to hurt your feelings… so just keep that in mind… lol. I told funny man I gave him a big beer belly and he just laughed at me… he’s too cute!

Casablanca man is now just Bogie. Bogie is the chocolate master… he controls my addiction, is my chocolate dealer… I can’t have chocolate till the pink chocolate morsels come in the mail on Thursday… apparently, he hasn’t seen my chocolate fits when I go through chocolate with drawls… he doesn’t know what he’s in for… hee hee. This could be more fun than he bargained for… lol!

So, I like trashy.com, they have the most amazing costumes and lingeree… very expensive stuff… but their bargain stuff is on sale… and I found this lil outfit.
48773 My Fetish Phone Sex Is Better Than Yours... hee hee
It’s suppose to be a costume, but I am thinking of ordering it and wearing it as every day use… what do you think? Think I could pull this off as an every day outfit? It comes with green and white striped thigh highs that I couldn’t wear everyday unless I wanted to be looked at as a street walker… but Im thinking the dress is cute enough I might just have to partake in it. It won’t be available to deliver till september, which is a bummer, but it could be something I look forward to greatly!

Got to play with Bogie first thing this morning… by play with, I mean he totally rocked my body so hard that I had goose pimples for an hour after the call. Gave me fodder for masturbation all day long!This phone sex princess got her day started of right… you know what Im saying?

Had a caller today hell bent on knocking me up… apparently the thought of his seed inside my lil body was enough to drive him over the edge… twice … in one call. Oh yeah, this lil angel voiced vixen worked him up good… would you expect anything less?

Also had a naughty boy call me and tell me just how naughty he has been, with the hookers in oakland… exactly what kind of hookers he likes to play with and how… his lil story got me all worked up… and then I had to punish him for being so very, very bad.

Got to play a little bit with the funnyman today… not as much as I liked. He had to go into work, and I had hoped he would get the day off. He’s going to go get liquered up and drunk dial me… at my request, cause I bet he’s just a hoot plastered… as long as he’s safe… you know.

I know ive said it in the past, but I think I really do need to say it again. I am so loving all you guys… and my lil ol phone sex job. I think I will look back on this time of my life and all of you who call me as one of the best times… you guys really do rock.

For those who care… Im not wearing a gosh darn thing… cept my smile… it’s too hot for clothes.

Anyways, I should get a going. Got a busy day tomorrow, I won’t be available till night… my day is pretty much stolen with a birthday part at the Big Cheese.

Think Id better hop in bed now.
Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

thewonderwhore@gmail.com
1-877-281-1531

Fetish Phone Sex Live Blog Radio Show

  • July 13, 2008 at 9:34 am

Hiya my Snooky Pooks! I just wanted to let you all know that tonight’s Live Blog Radio Show will be at 11:30pm est instead of 11:00 because somebody didn’t reserve her spot in time. Sheesh… who knew Sundays would be such a hot day for Blog Talk Radio? Certainly not I? So it’s pushed back till 11:30 tonight and I will be focusing on Fetish Phone Sex and not just because it is a key phone sex word for search engines… lol. I will actually be discussing what exactly is a fetish and how it can be used via one of our kinky Phone Sex calls! Make sure you listen tonight at my blog talk radio show Notice my new Amazon product placing… yes, I do rule don’t I? I figured out how to do that… now all I need to know is how to pretty up my profile!

I am actually on my way out the door, after I pop off a couple of recordings, to go have a pic nic in the park with my friends kitten and joe, apparently they have some news for me… I think it’s a bun in the oven… but Im not sure… so Ill act surprised whatever it is they want to tell me.

It’s a beautiful day here, a lil warm, but just the perfect breeze… so I may wear actual clothes to go out in and not just my bikini and cut off shorts… All I got on right now are my white and black and pink hello kitty undies. But I am thinking of putting on my new lilac sun dress that my dear friend charlotte purchased for me. It’s been calling my name since it got here… and I have the perfect pair of wedge cork and white sandals to wear with it. I bet that dress will totally rock my hot lil body… hee hee.

I am having dinner with May and her sister who is coming from out of town. May is a friend from dance class… she’s a bit peculiar… just like me. So we get a long just famously! I wonder what her sister is like?

Had another wonderful night with the Funny Man, the last for a lil bit… sigh… what will I do with myself at night? Guess Ill just have to think of my last call with him with fond memories… sniff. Hee Hee We will actually be playing next week… cause he partook in the dildo for a call special I have going on. I am going to make my dildos cute lil name cards to go in the containers I put them in… that say your nick names that I have given you.

Doing the comic strip layout for ruffle butt panties is a lil more difficult than I had planned… so it may be a few more days… but don’t you worry, I will launch it soon… I need to just rip off the bandaid and promote promote promote… so i can get to work on www.thepinkdungeon.com so I can have it ready for an August 1st launch. I then have tons of other site redesigns to do as well, to include utopia… it’s time for a change, is it not?

I am so having a blast since coming back from my lil mini phone sex break… no drama, no worries… just fun fun fun! The way phone sex was meant to be. If something doesn’t go my way, then I just brush it off and move right a long. I used to get so upset, worrying bout what others thought of me… but now, I don’t relly care, cause let’s be honest here… I am the best! No seriously… I am so damn good, I turn myself on… hee hee. I rock and you guys know it, and love me, and adore me… and ok, so now my ego has grown so big I can’t even control it! I rule I rule I rule… hee hee.

Will someone please sign my guest book… sheesh… it’s at the bottom of every single one of my pages and yet… no one’s signed it. If you could sneak in the words phone sex, I would love you even more for it! lol And I would really like some more reviews… I know… Imma pain in the butt, I want you to pay me for phone sex on top of work for me too… hee hee… Ill be extra special nice to you if you do… neener neener!

Does this outfit not have my name all over it… hee hee… It’s on my Amazon wishlist and I think I might be spoiling myself with it this week… take a peak…

Phone Sex Princess Outfit

Well, I best go get my recordings done then go make my lunch date… I’ve already had such a busy morning already… been swimming for a bit, getting my sun, worked on the pink room for a bit… hopefully that will be done soon so I can share pictures, if I get my camera working … grr grrr. Apparently sand is one of the worst things for a camera… I should know this already, having killed one camera with the sand in San Francisco while visiting my sisters. They so need to make camera’s sand proof. I have another one, that is smaller pixels I used to use… I just have to find it. I am pretty sure it’s not in storage cause I used it in colorado, I just hope it didn’t stay in colorado.

Kiss,
Your Phone Sex Princess

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

thewonderwhore@gmail.com
1-877-281-1531

Fetish Phone Sex with a Love Monkey

  • July 12, 2008 at 8:01 pm

Sorry for being so absent the past couple of days. This lil phone sex princess was ab it under the weather. Between the heat and having a nail attack the back of my arm, I wasn’t feeling to well. I slept for almost twenty hours one day… but now I am back and in tip top form. I was actually back yesterday evening… and would have updated my journal, but my Funny Man from San Antonio Bogarted me all night long. Actually for the past two nights I have been his Phone Sex Love Monkey for marathon calls while he is on duty. He’s pretty awesome, and is learning very quickly that I am always right and he is a man… JUST KIDDING! Hee Hee Anyways… he says I am way to obsessed with pink, I tell him I am not. We all know I am right, Pink is more than a color, it’s a state of mind.

Ive had a couple new callers over the past couple of days… that have read my site very well and even tho some of them are BRAND NEW to Fantasy Phone Sex They new the ropes well enough from all the information from my website, journal and blog radio show to have the most awesome time. Some of them have even come back more for seconds… and thirds… and one person for fourths even.

I even got to play with my pennman… oh oh .. he’s got a new name… he’s The Dragon… goosebumps… that’s right, I got hot steamy phone sex with the Dragon… oh yeah… I rode him hard! Woo Hoo… can’t wait to play with him again!

I only had one person accidentally hang up on me, and that’s because company came and he had to go quickly… but he made sure I knew… lol. Man, if I would have known all I had to do is let the world know not to hang up without saying goodbye, and they would do that… then I would have said so sooner… This power is kinda cool!

The launch of www.rufflebuttpanties.com, my new adult web comic has been pushed back to Monday, I may have it ready by tomorrows show, but with being sick and a little busy, it’s been hard to get everything done. I will launch it. I am working way to hard on this bugger not to… it’s just a bit nerve wracking! As soon as I get it launched, I can get The Pink Dungeon going… and you Fetish Phone Sex guys will really be happy campers, especially you sissy guys. Have I got tons planned for you… I see happy sissy dancing in your near future… could there possibly be personalized sissy items in the future from yours truly? I’ll never tell! Maybe a lil bit… hee hee… such big surprises on the horizon. I’m such a tease, aren’t I?

I went and saw Hancock last night, and I totally loved it. I don’t know what is wrong with critics these days… they suck! Let me review movies, listen to me. This movie was pretty awesome. If you go in not expecting a comedy, then you are ok. I went in with a blank slate and totally fell for John Hancock and the rest of the stars. Wil Smith, with his scientology behaviors lately has kinda freaked me out about him, I don’t think of will smith without thinking of actual human being believing that they are compose of aliens… or whatever tolo people think they are composed of… bleghh. But I lost the fact that he was will smith and was able to get into the movie… so go see it… go cool off on a summer day… and enjoy yourself…hee hee!

I am so far behind on movies… it’s not even funny… I haven’t seen wall-e yet… but I will catch up… if it stays hot, then you bet your bottom Ill seek shelter in a movie theater… lol.

Tomorrow I may be going to … oh happy place… Build-A-Bear… thanks to my funny man… oh yeah… you know I will be there, when you hear a squeal of delight as I walk through the door… I love that place. I shall never grow up… hubba hubba!

Also… someone got a purple dildo in the mail… could it be Casablanca Man has finally arrived! Well, Casablanca Man Jr… hee hee. I can’t wait till Monday to ride it… it’s rubber and it’s got ridges… and it’s perfect! I also got me some vibrating nipple rings and strawberry nipple/lip gloss… so Monday… Ill be riding my purple dildo with the suction cup on the bottom, with my nipples ruby red, clamped and humming… with ruby red lips moaning as my sexy man listens on… jealous? hee hee

I hear he’s got chocolate for me, actually, he’s written me a poem about it, as well as two theme songs I am shopping out there for singers for.. and music. Ive only known him for almost two weeks, but already… he’s becoming a fast friend!

I got happy cat! Maneki Neko, the japanese fortune kitty. I picked one up from a wiccan store around here that I love to go to, he’s a piggy bank too. He’s already brought me so much good luck, that I ordered the one off my wishlist as well. Yes, I shop from my wishlist too… I am probably my biggest spoiler! hee hee I figure two happy cats are better than one… Ill keep one in my bedroom and one downstairs with the computer!
pl wealth Fetish Phone Sex with a Love Monkey If you have gone into a place that is run by people from Japan, then you have more than likely seen him… he’s the waving golden cat… you can get him in different colors… for different lucks… I hope to get more as I go… hid them in different parts of the house… lol!

Make sure you listen to my radio show live tomorrow night… here… http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Brigitte-Kelly… tomorrow night’s show will be about Fetish Phone Sex, what exactly is a fetish and how to tell if you have one yourself… lol. Also, I will be reviewing the porn.. FUCK, as well as teaching you guys new and exciting ways to girl watch!

For those who care… right now I am wearing my pink string bikini with a white lil sundress/cover up over it. I just got back from running to the mall before it closed to pick up something at the disney store for one of my friends kids. I get to go to Chucky Chese for a birthday party next weekend… woo hoo. I probably won’t be invited back next year because I can still ride the rides… hee hee. Hey, if I am going to the Big Cheese… then I am going ot have some fun!

I shall catch you tomorrow… promise Ill get back to updating daily… just been a hectic two weeks… miss me?

Goodnight Kevin Smith where ever you are… I bet I could make your shorty dance!

kiss…

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531
www.thewonderwhore.com

Sun, Sand and Phone Sex

  • July 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm

New Hampshire has a coast line… nine miles of coastline… it’s like a baby coast… so cute! Packed up my cute lil pink cooler, barbie doll pink beach blanket… and yes, even a pink and white beach umbrella and headed out to the baby coast… where apparently everybody else in New Hampshire decided to go today. I think we need more coastline! I was hopin to maybe do a lil phone sex on my cell phone… if I could get secluded enough… but that wasn’t going to happen.

I munched on my lunch, the perfect peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich, sipped on my pink lemonade and let the sun kiss the parts of my body that weren’t covered by my perfectly pink bikini… I know, some of you are thinking… pinkness overload… but it was perfect for me. My pink beach day… you don’t have to like it, but I sure do. I decided I need one of those caddies… cause Im sure I looked like something out of a 1980’s summer vacation disaster comedy, herding my pinkness down the beach and back… stumbling as I go… thinking all the while, why didn’t a pick up a beach cart… but now I know… specially if I go off by myself again.

My friends had to bail cause they got caught trying to play hookie… reason number 513 why I love my job… I can play hookie whenever I want!

I wanna hot glue pink beaded fringe to my beach umbrella… someone else had the same one… and I want to be different… lol… oh oh oh… or maybe those dangly fuzzy pom poms… hee hee.

I know, I truly am your Phone Sex Princess in all my pinkness!

I did however drop my freakin camera in the sand, and now it wont turn on cause the lense wont extend… grrr grrr. I am hoping my brother can fix it when he gets home… I will be heart broken if he cant… sniff. I love taking pictures.

I had wonderfully hot calls last night with my funnyman… he loves me.. what can I say? I like boinking him while he is at work! It’s so naughty… and I am enjoying getting to know what makes him tick!

I also had a handful of new callers… still reaping the benefits of Janes guide… oh yeah! One of them caught me stealing while I was helping him clean up and now I have to be his phone sex fuck toy until he gets bored with my tight lil body! We will call him Wisconsin man till I come up with something more clever. Then another Texas stud had his way with my pert lil tits and puckered lil lips… he got so excited he hung up on me without saying goodbye…

So I will be going to Texas this week… to kick some ass! lol Hey, I put the warning out there… ninja Brigitte is going to show up on some poor texan studs doorstep and go all Brigitte on his hiney! And not in the good way. I think I may sit on his back, twisting his arm or whatever appendage is handy… and have him repeat after me. Play, Cum, Say Goodbye, Hang Up… in that order. Grrr Grrr

(Don’t worry, he knows Im making fun of him in this journal, I already had a conversation with him… he knows the rules now… hee hee)

Last night, your phone sex Masturbation Mistress worked on a lil teaser for The Pink Dungeon… yes, that’s right… it’s coming in August… so don’t all of you fuck sluts faint at once… hee hee… Check it out here… Fetish Phone Sex with your Pink Princess

Also, I have my best cartoons selected… now it’s time for site building and hopefully this week, fingers crossed, Ruffle Butt Panties will be launched!

For those who care, I am still in my pink bikini… I had on a lil white and pink polka dot skirt to walk around in, but I took that off as soon as I hit the beach. Im thinking Im gonna head out to the pool for some late evening swimming to cool off a bit. Ill keep the phone near by if you wanna play. Just if I don’t answer, wait a few minutes and call again… just means I didnt get dried off in time to get to the phone.

Goodnight Kevin Smith… where ever you are…

Brigitte Kelly
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

1-877-281-1531

Role Play Phone Sex Radio Show

  • July 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm

Holy fuck meat, Im roasting here! lol I can’t put on clothing, just won’t do it. I am going to have to become a nudist to just survive the summer. I know the phone sex cliche, you call other girls and they tell you they are only wearing panties… or nothing at all… and it’s more than likely bs… But let me tell you, Im boycotting clothes… least during the daytime. I may prance around in my panties but lets just say… the most I will put on is my bikinis… least till the humidity passess… blghh.

I spent most the day in my pool, I sure wish I could find a way to do Taboo Phone Sex in the pool without fear of shocking me when the phone drops in the pool! The greenery is growing in well in the back, so I have a little more privacy… the old man in back looks to be away on vacation cause I haven’t seen him or his car for like three days… so it would rock hard core. Me floating on my pink raft in my pool, rubbing my lil hoo haw… making sweet phone sex to all my PBFs… phone boy friends… hee hee. Crack the whip on all my sluts! Tweaking my nipples as I doll up my sissies… that would be the life. I wonder if they make water proof phones. I know my next big purchases will have to be more fans and air conditioners… plus help pay a very hefty electric bill. I am an awesome energy save in the winter, I like to be cold… cool… but the summer time… let me be in the pool or hear me whine.. lol. Whining phone sex… hmmmm … wonder if there is a market for it? lol

Tomorrow will be really hot, and really humid so I am going to go off to the ocean for the first part of the day… getting up early and heading out to feel the cool ocean breeze on my half naked lil body… play in the water… frolic and romp… just to escape the humidity… Ill take lots of pictures and post them….

I did my radio show last night… lil rocky to start, but I kicked ass… I need to find out why the music didn’t work and I had to hum lil a dildo… ughh… Other than that and a few stumbles over my words, I think it rocked hard core… Become a member of blog talk radio and then be my friend… you can post comments and there is even a chat room on there that is just for me. I think after next weeks show, I will hang out in the chatroom for a bit and reap all the rewards of my awesomeness with you guys… pop on in and tell me how wonderful I am… hee hee.



New updates to the site… I made it easier for you to write me an online review for my site… simply go here… Phone Sex Reviews and click where it says “Submit Your Own Review” and well.. submit your own review…lol. Tell me how much you love me and our phone sex calls.

Also… on the front page of my kinky website… http://www.thewonderwhore.com you will find a new item added where you can sign up for my mailing list… I will start mailing out secret specials for only those on my mailing list as well as reminders for my live blog show and maybe even some other fun stuff… you will get the news first… before anyone else can!

I may also be offering up web addressees that you can use just for phone sex… so that way you can use a @thewonderwhore.com email address instead of your every day address to sign up for the newsletter and other accounts… keep your kinky rendezvous safe… I have to just check first to make sure it’s not going to raise my rates or put me in any kind of trouble. I love trouble, but most time I have enough trouble of my hands to satify a small city. I think it would be so cool to email someone that was like the nickname I gave them for my journals at my website… so like Charlotte@thewonderwhore.com… hee hee. I have such an ego…

I am going to start doing porn reviews… so submit me some porns you would like me to review. I just watched the one called… FUCK… and will write up a dirty review of it on my website as well as talk about it on my next radio show! No, Asia wasn’t in it, but she should have been… it would have really made the movie! lol Fuck Jenna, Brigitte loves Asia. I refuse to believe she has retired… I haven’t seen all of her work yet… but still, she is the Best Adult Star in the business!

Soon I will have so much fun stuff on my website, Ill have to have a search option just so you can find it all… I can’t wait! I am totally obsessed with making it the best site it possibly can be.

Woo hoo… I get to go to Build a Bear… gosh FunnyMan in San Antionio… I should just start calling you funnyman… you rock hard core. I can’t wait till they get here so I can go! I also cant wait till our next two hour marathon of lovin!

Hey Cuddle Toy, my kimmy… I hope I was great on our call. I could hardly hear you, and you sounded so tired… you should work less and play with me more… I think that would be an awesome idea… how bout you? I love cuddling you… pookie wookie!

I get to see Snoop’s Man Mean on webcam… ohhh yeah… I know all the girls are jealous now… I can’t wait… I hear it’s the stuff legends are made out of!

Sugar Pop spoiled me something fierce today… I so love working the ups man… really, he’s gonna have one hell of a week! So am I… woo hoo…

Oh Casablanca Man… this morning was fun… what a way to start my day off right… intelligent conversation with a very sexy man… whom I really am having a ball… with.. hee hee. I can almost feel the buzzing nipple clamps and dildo now! I am so excited! I love Jane’s Guide for bringing us closer together…

Charlotte, the shoes were divine… and you were right, they match the dress perfectly, better than the fuchsia nightmare I was having… ughh. I can’t wait till we go shopping next, but I really should find a place to wear some of these dresses… hee hee.

For those who care, right now I am wearing the bottoms to my red bikini… and thats it… It’s too freaking hot to wear anything else… blghh. I am sitting next to my fan… just so my lil nipples will stay hard. A girls gotta do, what a girls gotta do.

I am off to go get me some coffee… ughh… I have to put on clothes don’t I? I am just gonan thow on the lightest dress I can find… and head out… I will be on all night for naughty/kinky fun… so you had better take advantage of it.

Goodnight Kevin Smith wherever you are… hee hee.

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

877-281-1531