04.07.08 / Phone Sex / Author: admin / Comments Off
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I have had one of the best forth of julys of my life… seriously… It was so nice! I got to hang out with some really cool people whom I just absolutely adore…shh…they may read this… I showed them my site today… so everybody say hi to Kitten and Mr. Pino! They rock hard core! We gotta drink some dom perignon… with a strawberry angel food cake that rocked hard core… Im not a dom girl, that’s for sure… too strong for me. You know how I hate to say anything negative when I try new things, but for as expensive as it was, I expected it to rock me hard core… ehhh… not so much. Any of you boys out in <b>phone sex</b> land have any suggestions for sparkling wines, champaigns or any other kind of wine out there… I am willing to try just about anything… woo hoo.. cept for the 1700, bottles of wine and what not in the liquor store… blghh.. Even when I rule the <a title=”phone sex” href=”http://www.thewonderwhore.com/”>Phone Sex</a> world… Im not going to waste my money on that… 1700 can by me a lot of pink things… and sparkly things… hell, it can get me the dragonfly Tiffany necklace I want so much!
I hope you all had a kick ass fourth of July… you only got this one life and you need to go out and explore it to the hilt party peoples… lol. I got home to a message about how uneventful their fourth was… and peeps… this is what I say… you gotta rock life, instead of waiting for it to rock you… go have some fun… search… and you will find it! My life is awesome, because I work everyday to make it that way. I do what I want for a living, because I love it, I make sure I do my hobbies because I enjoy them… don’t let life pass you buy people… grab it by the balls and squeeze… oh… well only you pain sluts squeeze… the rest of you fondle em with all your might!
Yes, I have been drinking… but still… it doesn’t mean my words are any less true!
For those who care… I am wearing a great big smile… and that’s it… I’m getting ready to go pass out into my bed and fall asleep and dream of all the phone sex I had this morning and last night… phone sex with my san antonio funny man… whom I adore sooo much. Sorry I missed your messages… and I hope work wasn’t tooo awful for you tonight! I would have kept on going this morning if you would have let me!
Also, I have a new fan…. caller… victim… he found me on jane’s guide and loved my Dildo offer so much that he sent me one and we had fun this morning! Woo Hoo We got to talk about everything from politics to what my hot lil tongue could do to his swollen… uh… you know! I can’t wait to get to know him better… he rocks hard core! Ill call him casablanca man… cause this really is the beginning of a beautiful relationship!
A lot of my new callers from the jane’s guide add have already done two and three calls each this week… like I said, the proof is in the pudding…my <a title=”phone sex” href=”http://www.thewonderwhore.com/”>Phone Sex</a> rocks! I <b>role play phone sex</b> like no other girl can…. and you get me, and not someone trying to mimic porn, cause let’s face it…anybody can do a porn impression… oh god, yes yes, yes… oooo right there… see… but can they turn you on just by being a person? I can… neener neener… come and get me boys!
Ok, my ego grows and grows and it’s all your fault. Hee Hee.
Tomorrow, I should be home for the best part of the day… taking calls… but Sunday is mine… I will be in and out of here all day long, so catch me when you can sugar butts!
Kiss,
Goodnight <b>George Clooney</b> and <b>Kevin Smith</b>… where ever you are… hee hee! I’ll be thinking of one or both of you tonight as I slip off into dreamland… hubba hubba!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
www.thewonderwhore.com
1-877-281-1531
02.07.08 / Phone Sex / Author: admin / Comments Off
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Hee Hee… I have got so much wonderful feed back on my <b>phone sex</b> site, radio show and service lately… it’s just all going to my head… and all I can say is… I want more. I am truly ego driven… I love being the best! I now have my PennMan addicted to me… He actually wrote to me this morning… “hello, my name is pennman and I am a Brigitte addict”… I think I will be hearing that more and more as time goes by… and sadly, there is no twelve step program to go with this addiction. The only thing you can do is suffer… suffer through endless orgasms brought on by my cute <a href=”http://www.thewonderwhore.com/” title=”phone sex”>Phone Sex</a> voice. Suffer through knowing that your fantasies are going to be done right whenever you call. Suffer through the agony of visiting my site endlessly not knowing what new and exciting things I have just for you… And if anybody ever makes a twelve step program… they should be shot… am I right fellows?
I love my ego… and my ego loves me… we were meant for each other!
Tomorrow night, I am going to go… Take a Hot Air Balloon ride… my friend owns one… how unbelievable is that? And we are going to go launch it up over the city… so if you are in the area and see a big beautiful air balloon… it’s me! If you hear me screaming my brains out over your fair city… call 911! Make sure it’s screaming scared and not screaming moaning… cause I may take my cell phone… lol… push my friend over board and have my way with some callers… just kidding… There will be a couple of people in the basket… hmmm… ballooning orgy <b>phone sex</b> role play? Nice.
My sofa man called me back today… mmmmm mmmmm… got a kick out of all the attention I have given him. I got his permission to talk about him on my radio show because I thought his call was so unique and it prooved my point. He loves pounding my cushions…my soft velvety lips wrapped around his … uh… you know… lol! I so love how vocal he is!
The anal ass monkey pissed me off. And Im done with him. I hate it when callers plot me against another girl… hate it beyond belief… so I sent everything I had to the other girl… to use against him… he was into financial domination. I don’t need his money nor his gifts that bad, maybe she does. Too bad, cause you could have had fun with both of us. Let’s just say, well.. he will figure it out… trust me.
My funny man in San Antonio and I had fun… till his mean ol boss called him into work… grrr. I am really not liking him… and if that’s the reason for last night too… then he had better watch out… cause I will find his number and chew him out. I love boinking my funny man… hee hee… and he’s doing an awesome job trying to win our bet! hee hee
Tomorrow morning I am going to a park to go swim near by… so I wont be on after ten am… till bout two… then off to the balloon rides at like six pm. Friday… looks like I am not going to be available much at all either… looks like I am going to have one of the best fourth of july’s ever! woo hoo! I have a secret… but I can’t tell till after it is for safety reasons… but it’s a good one… well, at least it’s exciting for me anyways…
For those who care, I am in my baby blue bikini and white denim shorts. It’s thunder storming now, but this morning was beautiful! I love being out in the sun, with the proper amount of sunscreen on mind you. I think my next door neighbor is loving the sun as well, he’s old as I have mentioned before and now has changed is gardening habbits to coincide with my outdoor activities… I swear he has a motion detector on my yard… lol.
I need an assistant… like I was last summer for that director. My brother and his boyfriend help me out a lot, but I need someone who can do it full time, lol, for free… cause that’s about all I can afford. I got so much to do, ruling the <b>phone sex</b> world is pretty hard…I need more time to just be the kinky lil <b>masturbation mistress</b> that I am. I think if I got an assistant, I could keep them busy just doing spelling and grammar editing alone! lol Maybe some day I can afford one… hee hee.
Well I best be off, I am going to go grab some coffee and an oat fudge bar… it’s oaty, it’s fudgey… how can it not be good? Then back here for more tease and denial phone sex… or fetish phone sex… or role play phone sex… pretty much, phone bone me and I will be a happy camper!
Goodnight <b>Kevin Smith</b> where ever you are… hubba hubba!
Think I’d better get my coffee now!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
877-281-1531
01.07.08 / Phone Sex / Author: admin / Comments Off
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I did the show last night… I was so nervous… my brain left me at spots… phone sex does not have a astigmatism… it see’s just fine… I meant stigma! lol.. And I bout lost it all together when I said that thing about my dogs and the leather chaps… but you know… over all, I am pretty proud of it. I have got a lot of awesome feedback from it and it sounds like you guys really liked it… so yes! There will be more shows!!! Next weeks show will be mostly about how cool it is to have <b>role play phone sex</b> and I think I will try to take some live callers… so that means I need you guys to be my live callers… lol! Email me how you can become one!I am also doing for some recordings to play in the blog, maybe I will pre record a <a href=”http://www.thewonderwhore.com/” title=”phone sex”>Phone Sex</a>commercial or two… hee hee… with one of you guys… lol! Email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com if you would like to participate…
Here’s the link to the show… so have at it… if you haven’t listened to it yet!
I do need a theme song… I know I have some really creative people out there! Write me a theme song, send it in to me, whether by email, wav file… or even youtube video. When you send it in, I will give you 50 percent off one call, any length of your choice… if I choose your theme son… then I will give you one free fifteen minute <b>phone sex</b> call, once a week, for an entire month! How fun is that?
I should be home most the week, I don’t have that many plans so far… just dance class on Tuesday and Wednesday nights… maybe I will go out with the girls… who knows… I am just looking forward to a nice relaxing week where I get to have tons and tons of naughty <a href=”http://www.thewonderwhore.com/” title=”phone sex”>Phone Sex</a> with all my callers, new and favorites! This past weekend rocked hard core… <a href=”http://www.janesguide.com/” title=”phone sex”>Jane’s Guide</a> really helped this masturbation mistress out… all the new callers… whoah. I was so busy, I couldn’t update my journal… I had a lot of new callers… to include a very sexy man in the military who knocked me up… cause I tricked him… hee hee… and a wild gentleman who wanted me to smother him with my lil hoohaw … to which I gladly did!To a lot of my old favorites…
TWO Hours with my funny man in San Antonio… we got to do two different role plays on that call… it was so good to catch up with you… and the bet is on… you will see, I am right, you are wrong… lol. I also got to play with … Marky.. Mungy… haven’t played with him for over a year… and I picked up right where I left off. He may go and play with other girls, some cheap whore on keen, but he always comes back to his favorite… I am truly the best!
Ok, I gotta go mow the lawn before the guys get home… I told them I would do it today, but it had been thunder storming all day… now I see the sun peeking into my basement window… so I best get out there and mow! Maybe I can get Michelle, the sister of my brothers boyfriend to do it… I love mowing grass, but man… I got so much to do today it’s not even funny!
For those who care, I am in a red string bikini and jean shorts… I want to work on my tan… I have sunblock on… a bit while I am mowing… I have my hair pulled up in braid that I twisted into a bit of a bun, just to get it out of my way… I still smell like chocolate… cause I just had a chocolate covered cherry… yum!
Think Id better mow now!
Brigitte
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
8772811531