Sorry for no updates, I can’t believe its been so long since I posted. I have been fighting a major cold for a couple of weeks that just knocks me out… it’s odd, cause one day Ill feel ok, the next I feel so dizzy and congested I can’t get out of bed. I am taking vitamin c like crazy, but nothing seems to be killing it.Ive lost like ten lbs in two weeks cause Im not eating, cause Im asleep all the time.

Don’t feel sorry for me, I will be ok, just need to get rid of this bug… and get back to phone banging you. Ive had a fever all day long, so I am going to go curl back up in my bed and ride this one out. I hope to be better soon!

Don’t miss me too much! Email me and I will send you some suggestions for satisfying your needs till I get better, which hopefully won’t be too long.

Brigitte!

I know, I know… I have an ego… but I truly am the best phone sex you will find out there… mostly because I love my kinky phone sex job… but let’s face it… Imma lil pervy too… I mean… a lot pervy! But what ever it is, you guys know I am the best and soon… the rest of the world will know just how hot this lil fire cracker can get… hee hee.

The past like 48 hours have been totally awesome! I know why I slept so much last weekend… to gear up for all you wonderfully horny gents out there… oh hubba hubba! My plan for world domination is in full effect and I seemed to have struck the mother load… woo hoo. Over the past 24 hours I have been a naughty school girl a couple of times, the principle of an all girls school, a movie star, twins!, a doctor, a shrink, a cheerleader, the next door neighbor a couple times, a pregnant girl, the girl you got pregnant, a lusty librarian, a drill sargent, the madame… and of course… I got made love to … me… not someone i was playing… which I love!

One hour I am using a sissy like my own personal barbie and the next Im being kidnapped and sold into slavery by pirates…who wouldn’t love my taboo phone sex job???

I am truly having a blast, really I am! I rock it hard core! I know… you don’t have to tell me.

Last night, I did something special… had a multi “girl” call wit some of my “girls”… two hours long and we did something totally special… watched America’s next top model together. It was the first time Charlotte, BeBe, and Matilda met, on the phone… and it was a little awkward at first… but when the ladies on the show started in on Isis… the girl born in a boys body… they all tuned in… was so much fun! It sucks, cause only my east coast girls can watch with me… unless we all tivo it or something. I give an ANTM phone sex discout so you can afford to call me for the whole show. Last nights was two hours long…whew!

If I would have thought about it, I could have done a project runway night too… a night of FIERCEness.

If I keep being busy, I am going to have to start doing appointments, which sucks… cause I know you all can’t control your horny ness… I need clones. Don’t worry, I am in the process of finding clones… so to say. And train them with my brand of phone sex. I’ll have mini mes of mini me… so to say. I know, some of it can’t be trained into girls… they have to have at least a natural talent… but hey, I can sure try, right?

In my spare time, lol, I have been writing a training manual that I will need some help editing… lots and lots of help editing… I mean who am I kidding, and in my adventures out into cyberland, have met a couple of promising candidates. Girls untouched, moldable, and hot… what do you guys think? Are you ready for my phone sex clones? It will take me some time, I have a dispatch center being built for me right now and plus it’s going to take a lot of work building the sites as well as training the girls… but I think you guys will enjoy it? I mean, no body is as good as this original… they may spell better and look better… but we all know where your hard ons lay… with me! hee hee

I just think it would be good to have other girls that you know are good at phone sex ready for you cause I am busy, fucking the masses! hee hee I told you I was gonna rule the taboo world… welcome to my reality… hee hee.

My ego is so not fitting in this room anymore.

I may have it set up to where my regular callers can get discounted calls with the girls by reporting back to me with quality control reports… also, may have the girl and you callers do the write ups of the girls page. Really make you interactive with them… just something I am bouncing around. Im sure it will show up on ten sites before mine comes out… but honestly… what is that saying about flattery? hee hee.

What would you guys want from a phone sex site? or a phone sex princess? What would you like offered? What do you think is the most important thing? These questions should be asked all the time, but they hardly ever are? You know me, I don’t like reading minds, or trying to guess what gets you off… when it’s just so easy to tell me. So tell me, let me pick your brain. Don’t be surprised if I don’t hear from you in email thewonderwhore@gmail.com that I ask you on our next call.

So, let’s check my googly Analytics… I love the word Anal ytics… hee hee. I am such an Anal Whore. Ahhh.. NYC is checking in quite a bit over the past few days… and yet… no calls from the big apple… hmmm … I want to go to nyc bad. Do all the touristy stuff… have sex in the museum… pushed off in the corner by some guy I just happen to flirt with in the cosmic collision exhibit. Maybe he’s a caller of mine, and I don’t know. It’s a good thing I wore my sundress to the museum, easy access… man, am I getting hot and bothered! Whew.. I definitely need to go to new york city… who wants to go with me?

For those who care, right now I am wearing white tight shorts, and a blue football esque jersey type shirt… dark blue number 01 on the front and back. I have white sparkly flip flops on and my hair is in a pony. It’s a bit hot outside… which is odd… cause we were suppose to get thunder storms today.

I need to run out for a couple hours. I need some supplies for school… map of itally, stickers to decorate my italian folder, pink three ring binder… you know, the important stuff… as well as my starbucks… need me some starbucks like something fierce.

Ill talk to you all soon!
Brigitte
“The Best Phone Sex Ever”
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531
Phone Sex with the Wonder Whore

Your phone sex school girl is home from her very first day of class. I shall have a recording up in my blog of what I did today sometime tonight or early morning.. hee hee. I am so proud of myself. I wanted to run as far away as I could possibly get… big scaredy cat I am. But I bucked up, got ready… locked my keys in my car and had my brother rush home, just so I could eek into class one minute before it started… blghh. Im such a phone sex dork.

My teacher is awesome… I’ve already made friends in class and went out to starbucks after wards with two of my classmates. Lots of fun! We don’t really have anything in common. They are older, married with children and I’m well… a single, cute, co-ed who makes her living by having taboo phone sex with as many men as I possibly can. But they are nice and will be great study partners.

I get to do some more shopping tomorrow… I need a map of Italy, probably a book on Italian culture as well as a cute three ring binder for the handouts we get in class. If I am going to be the best student in class, not only am I going to have to study like a mofo, but be as organized as possible.

If you want to learn with me… you can do what I am doing on top of my classes… this is free…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/italian/

Sissy Phone Sex Tip

So, I have been doing tons of sissy phone sex since my radio show on it… and one of the things I really like working on with my gals, is beauty secrets.Nothing like a gal getting all dressed up, going to put makeup on and it looking like crap cause your skin isn’t soft and moist enough. I do my face twice a day whether I wear make up or not. In the morning, I clean it with a cleanser and one of those ultra sonic brushes… then I take an exfoliate wash I have, made with sugar… and rub it on my face in circles upward. I past dry, and spray a peptide on my face, followed by moisturizer… I do the same at night… but right before I put the moisturizer on, I put on vitamin c, both in a spray as well as cream. I am working on a section of all my beauty products for dungeon website. Ladies, do this for two weeks then see the difference in your make up… it won’t look like it’s caked on and you will feel more natural… and definitely more beautiful!

Also wonderful news for my sissies… in January… I will be having an internet runway show… with you ladies as my models… and putting that up on my site… showing off all our hard work… I have two of you already squealing with delight… hee hee. Plus something special for next June! If you want to participate… faces will be masked… you will need to see me about it. W will devise the perfect look for you as well as all the other details. I will have more up on the website as soon as I can get it launched. I’m taking phone sex with you sexy beings to the next level… just you wait!

Your your phone sex princess will be available for most of tomorrow and Thursday, with the reminder that I will be out Friday night and all day Saturday… and possibly all day Sunday as I am going Hiking before the weather starts to turn. Some place called the flume… let me look it up… it’s suppose to be beautiful. http://www.visitnh.gov/flume/index.html Oh wow, now I really can’t wait! I got my cute pink hiking boots already to go.. hee hee.

I recently got a new book on new england and have been going through it marking up the things I want to do. I only have a few more months till the snow comes and have decided to make the best of it. Also, after the snow comes I have decided that I will take up … sledding… snow sculpting… and ice skating… to make it more fun. I can handle the snow… it’s no big deal… it will actually be kinda fun… right? hee hee Maybe Ill try skiing again… so I can be your cute little phone sex snow bunny.

So, somebody in the Cambridge area of Mass. keeps clicking on my page… and I keep daydreaming bout who it might be, cause they haven’t called me… no… haven’t gotten the nerve to call this sweet, seductive phone sex extravaganza of a girl. So I am left to fantasize about who it might be… maybe it’s a professor at harvard who wants to ravish me on his desk… or it’s a rider of the red line T who would love for me to fondle him as a stranger in a crowded car. Maybe it’s someone who I’ve walked past while I was discovering Cambridge, caught wif of my giggle and hunted me down the internet to cyber stalk me in his private time? Hmmm… give a girl a clue? Just drop me an email or something would you? hee hee!

Maybe it’s someone from my past… checking in on me?

Well, I am wired. I think I may ride my bike down to the ice cream parlor and get me a scoop of moose track ice creaam… I know… sounds horrible… but it’s quite wondeful. Think of me, in the moonlight, gently licking the mound of ice cream on top of it’s long hard cone… damn.. I’m good…or cheesey… but one thing is for sure… I am definately THE BEST PHONE SEX out there! You wanna fuck me now… huh?

For those who care, right now I am wearing black jeans and my college tshirt in pink…. its not what I wore to class, I changed when I got home… my hair is up in a pony, and my face is scrubed clean of the very little make up I was wear. After I get back from my jaunt to the ice cream parlor. I will strip down to my college shirt and be ready for hot, kinky phone sex calls!

Think naughty thoughts!

Brigitte
Phone Sex with The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com