20.10.08 / Phone Sex / Author: admin / Comments Off
Yeah, like next month I shall be on the strip… with a pocket full of quarters and a drink in hand… having a blast. I know, I just had a vacation back in April, but man, it feels like I need another one. This will only be like a four day trip, my longest in Vegas. I haven’t been for like four years, so I am super excited. I love Vegas, it’s my kind of town. Open 24 hours and full of naughtiness.
I am meeting up with some people for my <b>phone sex radio show</b>… so this lil <b>phone sex</b>diva isn’t paying squat for the trip? That’s right… I only have to come up with food and spending money. Every time I have been to Vegas, I haven’t had that much cash, so you bet your ass, I will be tearing up the <b>phone sex</b> lines… lol.
Like I haven’t been since my last post… oh man, I should have known better… apparently a lot of republicans want to bang Palin… my <b>phone sex offer</b> to portray palin… got me in a little hot water and even got me on the radio… lol. All good for business… lol. By the way, you betcha, the <b>Sarah Palin Phone Sex</b> offer is still on the table, least till the elections anyways… lol.
The past couple of weeks have been busy as heck, so busy that I kinda took the weekend off… only doing a couple of calls here and there. I hadn’t had girl time with my friends since before I got sick, but we made up for it this weekend… oh holy moly, did we. I like pumpkin pie mudslides from unos… and that’s all I am gonna say… apparently, it only takes one mudslide for me to take the dare to leave my panties as a tip for the cute waiter. I am so blaming it on the mudslide… hee hee.
So, my Bronco’s play the Patriots tomorrow. Everybody root for the Broncos… please please please… if they win, I get one of my Jim Shore statues off my wishlist… I have four of them now… I don’t know why I like them, I just do. Especially the Disney ones. I am just a lil girl at heart… huh? Anyways, if the Bronco’s win, I also get bragging rights… if they lose, Ill be making a trip to Woburn to stalk an employee there… man, if I knew what his car look liked, Id tp it… hee hee. Maybe put… I heart the Broncos on the windshield… for making me bet!
Ok, here’s the deal… if I do seven journals in seven days, then the following week… then the following Thursday… you can have a Five dollar Quikie with me. Five bucks/Five Minutes… hee hee. Just remind me to update, cause it sucks that I haven’t been keeping you up on my <b>phone sex</b> spectacular life time. Did I get <b>phone sex</b> enough in this journal? How bout… <b>kinky phone sex</b> and <b>taboo phone sex</b>, I know I got <b>princess phone sex</b>, I always get <b>princess phone sex</b> in my blogs… I am silly, huh? I probably just keyworded myself out of any search engine right there… lol!
Ok, I woke up and couldn’t sleep, so I thought I would blog… so there, I blogged… and now I am sleepy again… so off to bed I go!
Kiss,
Brigitte
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03.10.08 / Phone Sex / Author: admin / Comments Off
So, your little <b>phone sex sweetheart</b> actually had posted this really long rant against republicans because of the presidential debate. Palin did better than most people expected, because we didn’t expect much… and I just kinda imploded. I know I haven’t been political much in this election, least not verbally, but I have been following it closely. I know, it’s a bit of a shocker that my whole life doesn’t revolve around <b>taboo phone sex</b>
Palin is the brittney spears of politics… let me explain… she was so scandelous, sordid, like brittney, that it kinda took over the election for a bit. Mccaine really wasn’t getting that much air time, so he picked the perfect candidate to get him elected. Not because she was qualified… hello… she’s not… but because she could get them the publicity she needed. Well, obviously, to get the publics attention… you need to be a rich white girl fuck up… voila… brittney spears… paris hilton… sarah palan… Basically all she needs to do is flash her twat a couple times getting out of a car… and they are so in!
So, in honor of palin… I offer up <b>palin phone sex</b>. We should say… fuck palin… and then actually do it. I am willing to act like a dumb broad, moaning “you betcha” while you boink me hard core up the butt? I have been working on her accent for a couple of days, and we all know I can ramble from one endless point to another… so lets do it… Fuck palin! I always wanted to be a soccer mom, apparently so does palin.
I had typed more, going on rants bout the maral majority… pretty much lots of stuff to piss off the religious ryke… but my interent went down. I mean, I had a pretty lengthy journal on how ticked I was that we were going to elect more of the same into the white house… when… a republican called me for some <b>sweet phone sex</b>
Now, he called me and asked what I was doing and I told him, Im writing a pretty lengthy rant on my blog bout the debates… and he laughed and said he hadn’t watched em yet… so I told him what I thought… and he told me he was a republican… whoopsy… we ended up talking for like almost two hours… and I can see where he comes from on some things, and I hope he sees now where I come from.
I decided that I wouldn’t post what I had written, but I basically said repubs were evil… and now that I really got to know this guy… I can honestly say, yeah… only some republicans are evil. Still, Im voting my way and hopefully he’s not voting… hee hee.
Anyways… thanks Indy for a wonderful evening. Glad I could tuck you in.
Today was fun! I should go away more often to make you all miss me. Actually, the mass majority of my <b>phone sex calls</b> calls were from new callers tho… what gives? Where are my snookie pooks at? hee hee… I bet you are saving yourselves up for this weekend… for a serious bopbrigitteathon… woo hoo. Bop me all you want babies… I double dog dare you.
Anyways, my internet keeps going down… and it ticks me off.. doesn’t it know, I am the only thing allowed to go down in this house… I crack myself up… hee hee. See, look, your <b>phone sex princess</b> is back and better than ever.
I shall yack at you soon!
Your phone sex wonder whore!
Brigitte
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02.10.08 / Phone Sex / Author: admin / Comments Off
I have a dr’s note… I can prove I was really sick… I can scan it in if you want me too… I’d just have to block out the name of the hospital and what not… so it would look like a piece of paper with black spots and a scribble where my drs name supposedly is…
I am alive. I should be taking calls tomorrow, just for a little bit in the late after noon, then again in the evening. I have another dr appointment tomorrow, and then I am going out with my brother for dinner… maybe, if I feel up to it.
I was pretty sick, I am sure you could probably guess by my major absence. Nothing bad or icky or anything, I just need to take care of myself a little bit better… the main thing being, I need sleep. I am sorry guys, I really do try to be there for you when you need me. But, my lack of sleep was a major factor in me getting sicker. So, my absolute out time from now on will be from 3 am est to 11 am est. I have to take care of myself or I will probably get sick again.
I have missed you, some of you visited me in my dreams… my naughty dreams… I’ll have to tell you about it when you call… others showed up in my day dreams… cause let me tell you, when you are sick, there is nothing you can do but masturbate… and well, work on a book. Or two books… when my brother wasn’t home guarding the no phone zone…. aka my bedroom… I snuck in a little work here and there. I did manage to go to school this past week, and have been busy with majorly catching up… ughh… but I think I am one test short of being fully caught up.
Friday I should be available all day long… save my sleep time… as well as all day Saturday, goodness knows your phone sex princess needs to get her phone on… baby girl gotta go shopping… all my clothes are toooo big for me. What’s that line in the devel wears prada… I am one stomach flu from my goal weight… lets just say… you could blow me over just by whispering in my direction.
I am off to bed, I know it’s not time, but I am tired… so sleep I must. I must say, you guys kept a pretty deligent watch… my traffic didn’t drop and my mailbox is packed full of emails that I have yet to get to… I will try to get to them all today… there are over two hundred… yikes.
Thank you guys, for caring bout me… you guys make me feel like I am more to you than just some chic that talks dirty to you… Im getting girlie on you… but really… thank you.
Brigitte