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Phone Sex Princess Breaks Records, loses voice.

  • November 26, 2008 at 1:24 am

Phone Sex with Toadette… lol… todays special… I crack myself up!

I think I have masturbated tooo much today.

I sound like a toad. A very sexy toad. Today rocked… as it has never rocked before. I guess you guys really, really miss me. I actually quit taking calls about two hours ago, I didn’t go to class again tonight, cause my voice is toast. I figured if I wanted hot phone sex for the rest of the week, I had better take care of my voice. I have that prepubescent boy thing going on right about now. You all said I sounded super hot today… but I thought I sounded like a deflating blow up doll. lol!

I want to do a scroll of all my kinky fetish phone sex calls on my front page, but I haven’t figured out how to do it yet. Maybe I will smoogie my brother into figuring it out…if not maybe his boyfriend will. I really should be taking classes on building websites, but my plate is so full right now, it’s not even funny. I really like having a life… lol. Thanksgiving I don’t really have plans the day of, so I will be available for calls for most of it… but Friday and Saturday I will be booked. Friday I am celebrating Thanksgivings with Ken Dolls Family… they are a hoot… and then Saturday we are having a big party here with out friends. I am in charge of making the Cherry Cheesecake… nooo… Im not buying one… Im actually making it… from box… hee hee. Jello makes an excellent mix that I have mastered and it is going to rock the house!

I didn’t get the tree up last night, so hopefully I will do it tonight… my pink tree… Thursday we are putting up the big tree… Ill try to get pictures of both. I already have a Christmas present on it’s way to put under the pink tree…evil bastard sent it to me early to torment me longer. Won’t tell me what’s in it and forbid me to open it… how cruel is he? sheesh I’m gonna be a good girl, I promise. It won’t be easy… grrr.

Been doing a lot of Vegas style role plays… like Imma hooker, or I lose all my money… stuff like that. Been doing phone sex fantasies that include Brenda… hubba hubba… you guys haven’t even seen her and already like her as much as I do. I’m seriously craving some hardcore hold me down and fuck me scenerios as well… I betcha I get them like pretty soon.. hee hee. Isn’t role play phone sex the best???

I have so much to do tomorrow… it’s not even funny. I got tons of work that needs to be completed, on top of getting the house ready for the party, masturbating in my pink panties to mail off to the gentleman who paid me two hundred dollars to do so, being here for the man who’s gonna blow my pipes… apparently you have to do it before it freezes or the water will build up and blow them for you… go figure. I also have to go to class tomorrow night… so I don’t completely blow them off this weekend. I can’t wait to decorate the house… it’s gonna rock hard core. I have been making decorations for months… you know how craft I can be. I made wreaths last year, this year I just made like garland and stuff. I super duper love Christmas!

I may have got someone in trouble today. If your area code is 352, or your gf/wifes cell is 352.. then she called me and got all buck with me. I didn’t tell her I was a phone sex operator…when she asked what kind of business I was, I told her that if she didn’t know that, then she obviously has the wrong number…

Guys, you have to be careful with your Phone Sex calls with me. Erase me from your call logs after you do calls with me and hide your bills if you can for your cell phones… I try to hide it as much as possible, if wives have called in the past I say I am either a jewelers or a florist… but this one was really kinda mean, so I as mean back. I don’t believe that having phone sex with me is cheating, Imma way to blow off steam… you don’t touch me, I don’t touch you… I just stimulate your mind a bit. But some women are pycho when it comes to anything sexual… which is sad… I love it when wives and girlfriends join in on our calls… so freaking hot.

Anyways… Im hopin to do one last Phone Sex call with my hot gambler guy before I go off to bed… hopefully he can call… I need a hard core fucking… I just hope I don’t kill my voice totally… cause he tends to make me scream like the whore I am… he he.

I shall chat at you soon!

Viva Las Phone Sex Vegas

  • November 24, 2008 at 5:12 pm

I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion’s on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly… hee hee. That’s cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE… insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did… which I think is illegal to have a block on it… but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means… I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny… like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can’t yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I’m doing the right thing and who know’s how long it’s going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light… more cause they don’t want people to lose interest in me… which is cool. I have lots of work to get done… lots and lots… I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself… and nothing would get done… also the reason I don’t have a real doll of me… if I did, you guys probably wouldn’t hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago… and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls… woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas… I could have used their wallets hard core… lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from… but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens… I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls…man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there… and yes… I got the white tiger… you can only get it on the strip… and dressed it up as a show girl… pink and black… The build a bear is awesome there… love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad… as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando… that I don’t have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando… and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink… I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously… I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear… panties and shoes too… I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state… you have to ask… like mass is a lobster that I don’t have yet. I know, Ill never grow up… but you know what? I don’t have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special… lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was “Crazy Girls” which was way hot… and Im in love with Brenda… I’ve had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business… oh man. She’s got long blonde hair… I think, and a waist… seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online… that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again… oh brenda… sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now… but the show… way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats… mine was at the end of the catwalk… best seats in the house… hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done… lil things here and there… and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving… so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know… I won’t send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I’ll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren’t already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don’t want to wrap it… Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in… and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures… hee hee… and post them in my blog… Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send… hee hee. I know, I know… I’m bribing for presents… but actually, it will be my gift back to you… hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues… Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys… way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates… VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me…
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live… like hershy penn, chocolate… Miami… beach related stuff… etc.
6. Pay my bills… hee hee…
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket… have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It’s horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up… and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before… but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm… it’s like in the twenties right now… but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it’s taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal… woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I’m gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can’t get a hold of me now. I haven’t talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is… she sure sounds cute to me… but you can call… http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don’t feel like going. I think Im to… uh… excited… wet… horny… to concentrate on class… so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me… fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

Missing Phone Sex Operator Found

  • November 10, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Whoah… Life is good, is it not? I mean… whoah! The past couple of weeks have just been a blur for me. Between school, dance classes and then the whole election thingy…. whoah. I am so sorry I wasn’t here for you guy’s every beck and call. I missed so many calls, it’s not even funny. When I would get home, I tried to take as many as I could without wearing myself out totally, lol. Still, I did not get to them all.

The thing is, for a bit, I don’t have a single day where I will be available ALL DAY for calls… like I used to be. I have found that happy medium between being the best Phone Sex operator out there and having an actual life. It’s really paid off in my calls too… with the role play fantasies, I have been coming up with tons more ideas. Plus guys, I am happier, so I hope you are happier too… but fear not… I will not leave you totally hanging and the giving cold calls in the dark will cease. I have my google calendar updated with where I will be on a daily basis. I need to figure out if the times are all in my time zone or if they automatically switch to yours… lol.

My Calendar

Believe it or not, I am a lot more available than what I was… I was getting called into volunteer six to ten hours a day… so that left little time for this hot little Phone Sex Co-ed to play. Ill have a link up on the website so it’s easy to access.

So… let me just say this… deep breath out…. YES! Thank you everybody who voted and for all who voted for Obama. I think he will be an awesome President, I read tons on him, and then found out some things that weren’t ready available for me, like his participation in getting us to help Darfur… that was the deal cincher… and immediately started helping as much as I could. I think he is a great man, and will do great things. I think he can fix what Bushy has done… Less than two and a half months… and Bushmiester is out of the office… I say it again… YES!

I should be working really hard to get back on track with the Phone Sex Websites over the next couple of weeks… so keep checking back. My upcoming phone sex events should be updated tonight.

Thanks for being so patient with me lately… just proves to me that you will always love this Phone Sex hottie!

Talk to you Soon!

Brigitte
877-281-1531
The Wonder Whore