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Shark week wins.

Those who know me, know that I am seriously scared of sharks. Like, pass out dead if I ever came across one in the wild. I get goosebumps when I watch shark stuff on tv, and every year, after shark week… I have nightmares of getting eatten by a great white. I can’t help myself, I have to watch… even though I know sometimes it takes me months to get back to normal.

So, this explains the reason why said perky phone sex girl is awake at 530 am, only after going to bed at 230 am.

Then, while laying awake trying not to think of sharks… I think I hear people in the house. Now, I know there are no people in the house, as we have security out the ass, but that does not keep my mind from thinking I am about to be attacked at any moment.

I would go jump in bed with my brother and the other, but they put a kabosh to that the last time I woke up thinking someone was in the house. Sneaky fuckers put a lock on their door.

So, I sit here, awake… eyes wide open, trying to calm myself by posting a journal entry…. not working, cause every creak of the house sounds like a foot step. Boo and Wills are right by my side, but they weigh a combined total of 21 lbs between the two of them… and the only damage I can they can do, is if I pick them up and throw them at the feared intruder or intruders.

I shall change the subject, maybe that might help me.

So, I only have two more quarters of my college before I graduate, two quarters ahead of everybody else. Then I will have six months to get my act together and save as much money as I can so I can go to Boston U. Its going to be fucking pricey as hell, as I am considered an out of state student… only living fourty miles away from the school. So, know this… not only are you getting off when you call me, you are putting your favorite fucktoy through college.

I know some of you are afraid that I will quit, once I get a career. Fear not, I may slow down, or be on leave from it from time to time, but we all know marine biologist make diddly squat, so your little princess isn’t going to be going anywhere anytime soon. I may put up a schedule, as I will be trying to accelerate through a four year university, like I did my two year… so my school loads will be heavy. But I promise I will make time for all you guys.

I missed Mr. Seattle today… haven’t talked to him in forever… and I missed him by like twenty minutes… fuck me. I have missed him. His voice is so dreamy… I almost called him back… but I never know if one of his many girlfriends might be around, or checking his call log or what not… so I played it safe. So, mr. seattle, call me back please.

Im still spending a fair amount of time at the beach… but haven’t gone since Saturday… was a little too busy for my sun bathing pleasure. Looks like this saturday, the boys and I are heading out on a twelve mile hike to the top of some mountain I can’t pronounce…and when I do try to say it, the boys snicker at me. I haven’t done a hike that long, so wish me luck… or wish the boys luck, as they may have to carry me back off the mountain. Not unlike when I have to carry willow when I take her too far on a trip, and she just quits on me, and I have to lug the often wet lil pooch back home.

Ok, Im tired again. No more wierd noises. I am tired, naked, and wanting at least some sleep.

Come snuggle me,

Brigitte

Grrr. I am so done with snow… it’s not even funny. We got tons of it. It’s piled taller than I am at the end of the drive way… and for the next 48 hours… we are going to get dumped on again. I want to kick some groundhog ass right now! Please… just a lil hint of spring right about now would do me some serious good. Hee Hee. It’ wouldn’t be so bad if I could go play in the snow, but it’s like a solid brick of ice on the ground… and you would seriously be taking your life into your own hands if you tried. After this stuff freezes, I may go sculpt something into the large pile at the end of the drive way… just so I don’t go friggin bonkers. If I do, I shall take pictures.

Anyways, I’ve been asked what I want for Valentines by a couple of you guys and I told you I would update my wishlists and stuff… hee hee. Please don’t spend a crap load on me, specially in this day and age of people losing thier jobs. Make sure you take care of yourselves first, then you can spoil me… hee hee. Anyways… here is my Friends 2b Made wishlist… I am so addicted… I know, I will never grow up… but I don’t want to. They are going out of Buisiness this fall… so I really, really want these before they go… hee hee. You can either send me a gift certificate to my email address… and I will shop from my wishlist… or you can buy me one straight from it and send it to my address. Ill give you my mailing address, you just have to ask for it… hee hee. Phone Sex Cutie Still Plays With Dolls… The Wishlist!

Plus I am still on a build a bear kick… hee hee. The next time I get to go into a store wont be till my Birthday… it’s all Ive asked my Brother and the Other for my birthday… hee hee… They are so snuggable… it’s not even funny. The buildabears… not my brother and the other… lol… well, I guess they are too… Im sure. My Build A Bear Wishlist! What can I say? They make me happy… I like to snuggle with them at night, and they are all over the house… to drive my brother and the other bonkers… I now have more than my niece… hee hee.

Shipping is 5 dollars per bear/doll… which really isn’t that bad. If you can, request that they stuff them firm and not to send the box with them… cause I have tons of the boxes… hee hee. My sweetie in Penn got me one.. that I have been sleeping with every night… hee hee. It’s so soft and cuddley… I strip it naked.. so not to ruin wrinkle it’s pretty dress… then I strip naked to cuddle with it… It’s become a nightly ritual… hee hee. On most days, it’s dressed way before I am… hee hee.

I also have my Amazon wishlist updated, you can find that on my phone sex site.. The Wonder Whore under wishlists. And my stockroom wishlist too… hee hee. I put some valentine related items on there as well… hee hee.

As you can tell, I loooove shopping. You really need to see me shop to really appreciate me… I can hang with the pros, let me tell you.

Well, gosh… that put me in a better mood… hee hee. It’s a good thing, cause I was seriously gonna have to go after a ground hog for giving us six more weeks of winter… hee hee.

Now I am in an even better mood… cause Mr. Nailz called and he totally worked me over… holy fuck… I’m done for a bit. Seriously… done… I don’t think I can even stick my hands near my panties for at least an hour… hee hee.

I shall chat at you soon!

Kiss

Brigitte!

Ohhh… yeah! Can you feel it? Can you feel the … uh… hope … in the air! Ding Dong The Bush is Gone! Woo Hoo… I have NOT stopped partying… I can’t help it. I have been on cloud nine for over a week. So excited to move on know that our fate is in capable hands now. Whew! I cried during the swearing in… uh… the first one anyways… and I popped some Balatorie… my new signature drink… loves it, and just haven’t stopped celebrating.

I wanted Hilary in, we all know it. I want to see us have a female president some day. I think she would have done an awesome job. I am glad Obama, excuse me… President Obama is in office. I know he will do a wonderful job as I love his agenda… especially the transparent White House… tripple love it… and I have so much hope right now… it’s just not even funny.

I know some of you are … cough… republicans… but it’s ok, I still love you, even if you want to hurt me right now, even if it’s just a little. I can understand how you are feeling cause I felt it the past eight years. It’s ok, Im sure the shoe will be on other foot, but hopefully not for a very,very long time… hee hee.

So anyways, me and my friends have been out almost every night this past week… shaking our bootays… having a grand ol time. This weekend I went to a new ballroom dance place that was just awesome… it was in Concord, so it was a bit of a drive… and it was on this lil main street shopping area, aboversome stores. It had tivoli lighting going up the stairs and was just so retro it wasn’t even funny. Floor to ceiling mirrors all around and floor to ceiling windows in the front all lit up. I had a blast… was like stepping into the past a little bit. I boogied my butt off, let me tell you.

I am in looove with Micael Urie… he’s on Ugly Betty. I love gay men, which I know he plays a gay man, but I’m not sure if he is in real life or not. Doesn’t matter… he’s so up my alley it’s not even funny. I love him love him, but not love him boink him… well… he is definetly masturbation fodder… cause he is hot… and Im human. Anyways… he has a blog… and does vlogs… and twitters… and well… it’s like an inside look to his life and all… and I am addicted already. Anyways.. here it is… you should get addicted to it too… specially all my sissy and bi friends… he’s gorge… hubba hubba! I pop up in the comments every once in awhile too…hee hee… Michael Urie’s Wonderful Web Page Check him out, fall in love, enjoy his funnies… hee hee. I hope he doesn’t mind traffic from this lil phone sex operator… hee hee .

I had fifteen followers on twitter… but two have since dumped me… sniff… apparently they didn’t realize that I was into adult erotica… hee hee… anyways… check me out at
Phone Sex Twitter

Well, I am off to go get killed at the gym, Tracey, my new friend who is a fitness coach… said she’s gonna help me find a new brutal work out routine… to get me ready for my half mile marathon in hampton beach next month… holy moly, will I be soar tonight!

Talk to you all later!

Brigitte

I love this song… hee hee. I wonder why… Some say it’s bout masturabation… some say it’s bout the twat… I say it’s bout pink and my love obsession with it…

will someone wrap me in rubber?

Anyways… I got thier greatest hits album, or at least one of many… and I can’t stop listening to this song. I dance around the room in my undies… singing it at the top of my lungs. It is definately my theme song!

Anyways… if you can’t see the embedded video… you can check it out here… Phone Sex Princess Favorite Aersomith Song It truly does rock! I can’t believe it came out so long ago… like 1997 and I never heard it… hmmm.

I love you guys… that’s what the news is!

I slept till like Two pm today. I guess my body really needed it. I have been going and going for the past couple of weeks… and I guess I hit a wall today. It’s ok, Im allowed to sleep every once in awhile.

I was actually really busy tonight, after I came home with my brother and his other. I signed in thinking it would be slow and I could get some recordings done, and my journal, but noooo… you guys had other plans for me… now didn’t you? It’s weird, last week, Monday was hella busy, then Tuesday slow… yesterday I was gone most the day, but when I did sign in, it was pretty dead. Tonight, my phone was on fire… as you can tell in My Phone Sex Tweets I couldn’t even update them till I was all caught up… he he.

Tomorrow I am meeting with a couple of TS Girls for the very first time for Coffee around three. It’s kinda weird, this part of the country is so much older than most parts, but it surely is stuck in the past. People still make fun of gay people, or have a hard time dealing with them, it’s probably the whitest area I have ever lived in, and Transgenders are severly closeted for fear of death… really. Breaks my heart. I’m scared for my brother sometimes, he’s out everywhere else but here… I don’t even think our neighbors know they are gay. I wish people would just truly get over it, if you paid more attention to whats going on in your own bedroom,rather than others… then everyone over all would be a lot more happier. So I met two TS Girls on New Years eve and one Transgender boy… and I have decided to help them form a support group for themselves. Sadly, there are very few places they can dress and be their real selves… I hope to maybe find at a couple safe places for them. My dance studio isn’t one of them, it’s not the instructors, but some of the guys that go there. I’ve ran into two fucktards that I have had to give a piece of my mind cause they were making fun of gay men dancing or saying something off colored. Fuck I hate ignorant people, really I do.

Ok, end rant. I’m really not mad mad, cause I am actively doing something to change perception of gay and transgender people. The more straight people get to know them, the more they realize they are just like everybody else. Good people are good people, no matter who they like to boink. I would like to see our lil group grow, and even help others out their start their own as well. So if you are TS, then drop me a line. Let’s see if we can get something sane and safe going in your area as well!

Anyways, I am seeing them for coffee with two of my girlfriends then going over to a friends house before class tomorrow night.So if I take calls, it might just be in the am and after ten pm my time. Kay?

I have been working on this journal entry for hours! It’s just taking me forever with all your horn dogs calling..sheesh… KEEP IT UP!

A couple of you guys have been pointing out a lil lady who has been copying my blog, sometimes word for word, and I think it’s funny. Don’t email her or what not… she’s obviously struggling to get callers in, and I think as soon as she reads this entry… she will cease… if not, oh well. I’m sure in the end it will cause her more headache than anything, if she sticks around that long. You know how long bad phone sex operators last in this industry… not very.. hee hee. All she needs to do is be herself, and guys will surely flock to her… go out and live your own life chicka… if it’s not interesting now… go out and make it interesting. Then you will have something to blog about!

It’s my motto this year… Live Life! As many of you have found out. I love being so active… having fun, learning new things… and I want to push you all to live life a little harder, a little better… get your fun on peoples! It doesn’t take a lot if any money to go out and find something fun. I triple dipple dog dare everyone to go out and do something new this month… go do something you have always wanted to do, something you are curious about… something that really gets your rocks off… in a non sexual way… Thats my job, but other than that… Get out there people. I have thrown down… it’s all on you now.

Ok, Im delierous with fatigue again… hopefully my typing isn’t to horrible. I think I have enough …. in here to sink the titanic… but oh well. I shall talk to you all later!

Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com

I like to bowl, like real bowling, not this candle pin crap they have round here. I am a real girl, give me real balls, not those lil fuckers you wuss down the isle in candle pin. Sheesh. Anyways, I found an awesome alley that had my REGULAR BOWLING… and low and behold, I took my friends to it… and got my Ass Whooped. Granted I haven’t bowled, other than wuss pin bowling, in a couple of years… but sheesh. I did manage to get a single strike in every game we played… but let me tell you… the gutter loved me. I got made fun of hard core… so, I am going to go practice till I am good again… meaning average of about 150… cause lets face it… those balls are heavy… hee hee.

Anyways, afterwards I went out with everyone for Chinese and got a scorpion bowl… I got the shot that went with it… and loved the straws… holy moly did it knock me off my butt. Did I mention I loved the straws? They are frickin long! Shari and me played starwars with them as we left the place, and our other friends vowed to never let us have another Scorpion bowl. Shari and I have made a secret pack… to get as many scorpion bowls in us by the end of the new year!

I got new reviews up on my site… take a gander… a really nice one from MrNailz… Thank you very much! You made my day! Also have another girl in my favorites for you guys to try out in… Check her out and see how you like her.. kay?

I’m typing on my eee while I wait for my dance class… forgot we pushed this back later… so I will probably not be home till late, I can’t wait to play with you! Man, I could have been home taking calls.

Make sure you are checking out my Phone Sex Twitter Page for regular updates… I have maybe only missed one or two calls!

Talk to you soon!

Brigitte

Tweet is what you call an update on Twitter. I am seriously addicted… all my calls… cept maybe three of them… have gone up on the site. These are real calls… and I have been pretty good at keeping them up to the minute. All you have to do is check my twitter page or refresh my wonderwhore page after your call to see it… hee hee. Lots of fun… incase you don’t have it… here is the link to <a href=”http://twitter.com/thewonderwhore”> My phone sex Twitter Page</a> Please join… so I can follow you too… it’s lots of fun! If you need help setting up an account… I will be more than glad to help you.

The google gods have blessed me, I stopped looking months ago to see if I showed up under key search words… at all.. and I got a wild hair up my butt early this morning and checked it out… I am now listing.. woo hoo. I thought maybe I had pissed them off. I guess I really don’t need them right now anyways… I’ve hit the mother load with my advertising and can barely keep up with the calls I get lately. Woo Hoo!

Also, I am hiring girls… taking them on and training them to the tww way of phone sex, so if you know any chicas that want to step into my world, send them myway. Just have them email thewonderwhore@gmail.com with Job in the title. My training manual is almost complete and will be going out to some of my friends to edit hopefull this week. Then I will put it up on lulu or something like that.

Also, keep cheking my website for updates. I have been working as hard as I can in between calls to get things done. I got the specials up and the twitter, now working on my membership page, recordings, dictionary, and favorites… plus putting up your reviews.

I am gonna go see Bedtime Stories tonight after I make the boys dinner. We wanted to see it yesterday, but it was sold out… so we are going to a late show of it tonight! A really late show probably. Ill sign back in after… check my twitter page to see when I leave and when I will be back on for calls!

Kiss

Brigitte

So, I thought I was going to kiss a gay boy, instead… kissed a girl. I know… you guys are thinking this is some cheap ploy to get you interested, making up some bicurious ficticious story to real you in like so many girls out there do…but noooo…. I kissed a girl and I liked it… she wasn’t wearing cherry chapstick tho… sigh. Her name was Brooke, and the thought of her touching me gets my panties wet, even now. She was a friend of a friend we ended up meeting at a gay party down in Cambridge… she’s definately not straight, but I don’t know if shes les or bi or what. We hit it off like gang busters… she’s petite like me, jet black hair with a pink streak in her bangs… baby blue eyes and porcelaine white skin. My brother, infront of her and her friends, blurted out that I should kiss her on the stroke of midnight… and I did… or she kissed me, I should say… I think my lips went all wonky cause she wrapped her arms around me so tight I thought I was going to faint… and we kissed, and we kissed… and she…uhh….touched my tits… over the clothes of course… buy none the less… I GOT GROPED!

After that we were like best friends… we all went out to Dennys and coffee camped and talked till the wee hours of the morning… All ten of us took up all the tables and chairs… and we just had fun… sobering up… I love Balatorie by the way… woo hoo… I made it through three glasses!

Anyways, my masturbation fantasy needs are all set for today, thank you very much! I just keep thinking bout her… and bam, hands in panties… so probably no phone calls today… if that’s ok? I’m keeping her to myself, then Ill share.

One last thing… when I told her I was a phone sex operator… she said… right on, that rocks hard core…. does that not sound familiar? I say that all the time… Sweet!

My twiiter updates are now on the front page of my website… woo hoo… or you can always go to… My Twitter Phone Sex page to get all my updates… since only the last three are supported on my website.

Also, the new specials for the month of January are now uploaded… you are welcome… hee hee.

Well, I am off to go have more fun, no… not with Brooke, but with my friends… gonna go see a movie then go hang out and have some fun!

Oh yeah… and HAPPY 2009! 19 more days till Bushy is gone! Woo Hoo!

Love Brigitte