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Phone Sex Nightmares

  • May 3, 2010 at 1:58 am

I rarely sleep and when I do, I wake up thinking there are men in the house. Not just one, but like several. It startles me awake and I can’t get back to sleep. I sleep naked, have since I was real small, and the first thing I do when I wake up is cover up and try to hide.

I woke up not to long ago, which is why I am writing a journal at 4 in the morning. Please tell me that these dreams mean I am coming into a LOT of money soon… hee hee. Then it would be worth all the sleepless nights.

So, for those of you who don’t follow my twitter… I have finished with my two year degree!!! I don’t actually get to walk till late June, but I am officially done. I feel free, least for six months. Then, cross your fingers, I will be studying my ass off again at BU, yeah baby! I am going to party this summer like it’s my last. I am already signed up for scuba classes to get certified, and I decided a few nights ago, that I would try and get my SAG card, or at least a couple vouchers towards getting it. Just something of a challenge to keep things lively… lol. Boston is a big stomping ground for new films, and it looks to be a busy summer.

Not to mention all the work I am putting into my own company. Jeez oh pete, I can’t wait to be able to afford managers, lol. I’m just kidding, it’s not that bad of a task, just a lot of talking with training new girls as well as being there for their beck and calls. I am pleasantly pleased with the progress, and I plan on taking more steps in the right direction… Phone Sex World Rulage will be the ultimate goal.

So… Im evil. Some of you might have caught hints of this in the past, but I always considered myself more spoiled brat than evil, but lately… I kinda like being really, really bad. My dominate side is coming out in full force, so much so that I am making grown men cry. Real Tears, whether it be anal violations, cbt, cuckold humiliation, or my freaking favorite… Financial Humiliation… I am just enjoying the crap out of hearing men whimper and beg.

Don’t worry for my sweet role play and lover men, I will not unleash this new side of me on you, infact, I will actually put my devilish side on a new, upcoming website(as soon as I get a new video card, I can finish it) so you will be safe from my inner meanie boom-ba-leanie. So much fun, I always loved being spoiled, now I force week minded peni (peni is the plural for penis, right?) into handing me their money,dignity, or control… lol!

I thought I would be a new auntie all over again by now, but the baby momma just doesn’t want to pop. She’s been in and out of the labor, driving my brother and the other insane, this past week. It’s not her fault, but man, squeeze my niece out already, lol. I wanna see her. For those that don’t know, I live with my gay brother and his husband and they are adopting a baby girl, as soon as she comes into this world.

I have to admit, I am really excited. It’s their child, so I get to play with it and hand it back. I don’t really want children, at least at this point in my life, but man… I love naughty phone sex role plays that involve the caller wanting to knock me up, put a baby in my tender, young belly. I am wet just thinking about it, is that normal? Im sucha dork.

My beloved four foot deep, 15 feet wide swim pool is dead… it will not be resurrected this summer. I found a new one on amazon that is four feet deep, and 18 feet wide, and hopefully I can get it soon. I am just scared to think of what the shipping costs will be. I already have a place for it, all leveled out… and hopefully will get the boys to help me set it up if I do get it. I don’t think I can live without being a water baby this year. Not to mention, right now it is still really warm, and I am craving a late night, early morning…uh… skinny dip… hee hee.

Just a reminder, I will be gone this Thursday/Friday… may be back really late on Friday, or you might try and see if I am in a place to do calls during those days, but getting me might be difficult. If you haven’t had a chance, check out my girl Barely Legal Phone Sex Girl Candie if you need a fix and I am not around. Or if you are looking for something different, try one of the girls at Hypnotic Pleasures Erotic Hypnosis. Taylor on that site kicked my ass in sales this weekend, I am not ashamed, as I trained her well. Now only if I could get all the girls to kick my butt… Id be mega rich!

I have about eight more girls on the new site that just soft opened, as soon as all the bugs are worked out, I will share that link with you. Nothing but the best for my callers… hee hee.

So much work to do, so little time… hee hee. I think I will sign off for now, as I am finally feeling sleepy again. I will have a newsletter out as soon as the things I am working on are done, you guys are so gonna like em, as well as update the specials on my page. Hee Hee I know you all are waiting with baited breath.

So tired now… someone wanna snuggle?

Brigitte
The Wonder Whore

Kinky Phone Sex…. with your wife?

  • January 26, 2010 at 8:28 pm

Yeah… Im so hot, I’ll get your wifey off too… hee hee.

So this is an email I received today, and I have to admit… I am extremely curious to meet her. I mean, I have done calls with women, and I have had sex with women… but I have never… uh… felt like a woman wanted me as bad as she does. I know her ex husband, HOTTIE, and I am afraid to tell her that we still do calls on occasion.

I hope she doesn’t get mad that I post her email, I have actually taken all the personal info out…

“Hello Brigitte.

I’ve mulled for ages over how to write this email and now I have just decided to let it all flow. I hope that it all ends up making sense.

I was introduced to you by way of my husband (or I should say my ex-husband as we are recently divorced). At the time, I did not consider it to be a great introduction. I found out that he had been calling your for phone sex and I was very displeased by this. I was also extremely jealous. I felt that I should be the one that my husband gets off to, not some ‘wonder whore’. What can I voice on the phone do that I can’t?

As time went on, my husband and I started to drift apart, both emotionally and physically. I knew that he was still calling you, but I started to care about it less and less. One evening I found myself bored and restless and extremely sexually frustrated. I jumped in the jacuzzi and tried to get myself off, but this time, it wouldn’t work – I needed extra stimulation. I started to randomly search porn sites for inspiration and some were better than others. Then suddenly I remembered my husband’s calls to you. I started to search for your website and I found it!

After reading your website and seeing your pretty face, I suddenly wanted to call you so bad, but I was feeling coy and not quite up to talking. I was quite taken aback by my reaction too. I’ve never thought about women in that way before, but in that instant, I just had the urge to…touch you? I don’t know how to say it. I have never felt this way before.

Since that day I have fantasized over you so many times. I can’t get enough of your face, how I imagine your body to look, how I imagine your pussy to taste. I know how to be with a guy, but I’ve never been with a woman before and the anticipation of it is driving me insane.

Brigitte. I live in the Montreal area of Canada, but I would be willing to take the drive out to MA to meet with you. I would love to pay to take you out and spoil you and seduce you and to kiss and lick every part of you. I don’t want the fantasy anymore, I want to kiss and taste your sweet pussy and suck on your beautiful breasts and nipples. I feel so strongly about you, please say you will meet me.

Veronique xx ”

Hello, so want her in my panties. Not that I am gonna run out and meet here right away… but I have to admit… this gets me excited. Really, really excite. To fuck the ex wife of a client of mine. She gave me her phone number and I think I may call her… who knows, it may wind up to being some really hot, hot phone sex… hee hee. Then who knows, once I make sure she’s not out to get me for … uhh… getting her husband off.. lol. I may just meet her. What do you guys think?

Anyways, I just thought I would share that with you. By the way, she also sent a.. umm… explicit picture… and fuck me is he hot! Now there is a muffin that could use some.. uh… munchin!

Alright, I got some homework to get done… so I will yap at you latter!

kiss kiss kiss,
Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
877 281 1531

The Wonder Whore of Phone Sex … that’s me!

  • January 1, 2010 at 7:27 am

I come back to terrorize y’alls neighborhood. Ok, so I am probably still a little, smidge really, drunk from last night. I partied my ass off.Ended up wearing my pink silky dress I made to match my new Betsey Johnson Earrings. I looked damn hot, well, cause my nipples sported some major stiffness through the hole night… lol. Silk just does that to me.It feels like you are naked in a hole crowed of people… lol.

This past year was amazing. New callers, new friends, wonderful old friends and callers, all combined. I am truly, truly blessed. Not really blessed, as damn awesome… hee hee.I looove my job, and I so love the path my life is going down right now. I almost have my two year degree… for those keeping track, it only took me a year and a half, as I rule. With me taking one quarter off to have fun this summer. I am so gonna take BU by storm next fall, and then your little phone sex cutie… will be a SCIENTIST, well, after much money, studying and ass kissing …lol. I am going all the way, someday soon I will be Dr. Brigitte.

I am just so excited to be graduating in June. I know it’s dorky to walk at just a two year college, but fuck me, have I earned this diploma… hands down. Straight A student… thank you very much.

My voice was my ticket this year, getting me further along my dreams than I could have ever hoped for. I hope to get more work in the coming year and hope to expand to different languages as I go. Rossetta Stone anyone. I know, I’m cryptic, but most of you know what I am talking about anyways and why I keep things under raps.

This past year. I fell in love. Sigh… hee hee… with Betsey Johnson. She defines my style down to a t. Sadly, I do not have one of her dresses yet, as they are 300-500 dollars, and I have not perfected <b>Financial Domination Phone Sex</p> to a t yet. So no sugar daddy for me… boo. I didn’t have the time this past year, to put into a full fledged money slave. Maybe this year I will find the puppet to play with… hee hee.

My brother got married this past year, and as of today, it will be official in New Hampshire… yeah gay marriage. He’s so in love with the other, people need to realize that two people should marry if they are that in love. Yeah for them! Now they are off baby making with a surrogate. I will eventually have to give up my pink room for the pitter patter of lil feet, and move back into the ucky basement. But it’s only temp, as they will be getting a bigger house and I will buy this one. I already have a full remodel in store for it.. to include an in ground pool. This is all contingent on me raking in the big bucks this year in my continued quest to rule the world. Steps are in motion, but damn, who knew it would be this difficult.

If I work hard, and figure out a way to mix school and work, I should be heading to Italy this year. My friends already have hotels booked, I just have to come up with the spending money and airline ticket. It’s a full on assault on Italy with a side trip to Greece. A dream come true. Just got to sock some money away, cause goodness knows, I don’t want to even attempt it with little spending money. I want to shop!

I have big things planned this year. But instead of talking about them, I will just show you what this fully operation <b>phone sex<b> wonder whore is capable of. We are talking BIG! I have been working on things all winter break and can’t wait to show off my hard work.

I go back to school next week, but my class load is light. I’ll be heading to portsmouth over Valentine weekend for yet another wedding and then, cross your fingers… another wedding the first week of March. I get to be the MOH in that one. Small affair in Florida. Will be a heaven sent break from all this snow… blghh.

I have now become a morning person, thanks to my friends who have dragged my ass out of bed at the butt crack of dawn for the past six month. They are helping me train to become a marathon runner. I am not gonna qualify for this years Boston race, but I hope to hit some up this summer and then next year just take the marathons by storm. My body has never been this good in shape. It’s good, but it sucks… cause I have to eat good to maintain it. Oh chocolate, how I miss thee. Somebody smuggled me in some cookies and chocolate from Penn… that the diet patrol missed… hee hee. Or I am sure I would be boooooonkers by now without it. Kiss!

Send me your Birthdays so I can send Birthday cards party peeps. I know some of you can’t, but a good portion of you can get some Briggie lovin.

Ok, now I check my journal update off my to do list. I got a lot to do today, this year really, and as we all know… there is absolutely no rest for the wicked.

Have a “wicked” awesome new year!

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

Kinky Phone Sex At The Beach

  • July 30, 2009 at 5:21 am

I have found Hampton Beach. That was probably a big mistake, as I have now lived out a good portion of the summer in itsy bitsy swimwear and am now as tan as tan can be… lol. I know, you are thinking… why is that a big mistake? Well, I can’t really work, laying in my beach chair, playing in the ocean… or shopping the typical new england boardwalk. It’s seriously heaven for me. The past week I even got a rental on the beach so I could just role out, and plop into the ocean. I think I may buy something out there, just to be closer.

Sorry for being MIA since like last feb, I can’t believe it’s been that long. I have done a couple calls here and there, with my Penn guy and a few others, and have made money with some recordings I have sold, but I really haven’t been full force at it, like I used to be. With my friends wedding, and my brothers wedding… it’s just been one busy, busy summer. Now, both of them are done done done… I make a great Maid of Honor… just fyi…. and I can breath… and spend more time on my beach. So, I think I may try to sneak in times for calls here an there for my regulars… but save the nights that I don’t go out for working for new callers and what not. If you need me, message or email me… and we can so work something out! lol

Now, back to my beach. All the girls are hot, in teeny tiny bikini’s and the men are ok… but most want to get you out of your swimwear and onto their jocks… which isn’t as fun as it sounds. Listen to me guys, pick up lines don’t work, and in fact… piss me the fuck off. If you want to get a girls attention, ask them questions… lots of questions… cause we all know… girls love talking about themselves. Compliment them, but don’t over compliment them… cause it just makes us feel awkward. I swear, if I get another pick up line this summer from some college hunk wanna be… I am so going brittney spears on his ass with my beach umbrella… lol.

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Let’s see, what else have I been doing this summer? Well, I went to NYC again and took on the museum of modern art, like I did in Boston. I got to see all the greats and was so tickled pink by it… you have no idea. I’ve also gone back to Salem a couple of times and had a witches hat made especially for me with pink flowers, a white peacock and sparklies… it’s just beautiful. I have traveled more in New Hampshire and found more covered bridges and just basically gotten to know NH a little bit better. And Boston, my beloved Boston, so has taken over as the most awesome city. I used to think Seattle rocked, but I gotta give Boston it’s cred. There is so much to do… comedy clubs and theater, and just everything imaginable to do here. I love the aquarium, I love the lunch on the patio in the summer. This place just rules. I even found some Southie friends, that I really like… when I can understand them.

My brother and his boyfriend are still spoiling me rotten. I cook and clean and be the domestic pink goddess I am, and they let me shop on thier dime here and there as payment. I have so many of the maxi dresses, and beach cover ups, that they have become my uniform this summer. Even when I know I’m not going to swim, I pop in a bikini and cover up… just cause it keeps me cool. I feel like a princess in my maxi dress (the long dresses that go to the floor, kinda hippy dippy, but pull off easy with just a little tug… lol)

For those who care, right now I am wearing a black goddess bikini, and a black maxi dress with bronze flips on my feet. My sisters came up for a couple weeks for my bro’s wedding, and got me turned back onto manicures and pedicures… so my nails are all nicely done in the perfect shade of pink. My hair, sunkissed like I love it, is in a french twist, with a pink flower on a comb holding it in place. Like I said earlier, I am tan as can be and smell slightly of coconut oil… lol.

I seriously love that beach, I have dreams of it, I hear it when I am not there… all I need to do is find a way to diddle and do calls, and it would be the perfect place.

I feel like a princess right now, and I am so peaceful and happy. The best thing I ever did, is to move from Seattle to here. I feel like I belong here… Anyways, I hope you all are enjoying your summer… make sure you get out and have some fun. Remember, even if you don’t swim… you should go to the beaches and just girl watch… it’s what Im doing… hee hee.

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

cum and get me boys!

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  • December 31, 2008 at 5:48 pm

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Holy crapola… what a month. I can’t believe Christmas is over, let alone 2008. It was probably one of the best years of my life! I rocked it in with a bang, dancing my butt off and drinking myself under the table with two glasses of bubbly and never stopped having fun. I have been to DisneyWorld, SeaWorld, Vegas, Main, Road Island, Boston several times and topped it off with a Trip to NYC this month! I have learned to speak Italian, Cha Cha, Waltz, Rhumba, Salsa, Samba, and Ski. I read more books than ever this year. I created a wonderful site and met many more wonderful men as well as kept in touch with all my dear favorites. I have met some life long friends that trust and care for. I did things personally I never thought I would do, I’m creating a life I have always wanted, and I can say this… I am happy. I know, that I will be truly blessed if 2009 is only half as good as 2008 is.

Tonight I am gonna hang with friends at a club, and other places round town… and tomorrow I am spending it with some other friends… if I am sober enough… lol. I am trying to be around as much as possible right now, cause I know a lot of you miss me. With college, and trips, and other classes, and friends… I have been totally mia… I am truly working on finding the right times to play and work and then play some more.

A couple weeks ago, I got to go to NYC for the weekend. It was my aunts Christmas present to me, as she and her family met me and the boys there. We got this awesome suite, upgraded for free, that was on the corner of the Millenium Hilton. We could see everything from our room… the statue of liberty, the world trade center, the empire state building… from our floor, you had an awesome view of the brooklynne bridge. Here are a couple views from the room…
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I also got the build a bear package at the hotel, which gave me a gift card, box that turned into a bed for my build a bear, with blanket, pillow, tshirt, and bathroom kist. no… It rocked hard core. I got to go to the largest b.a.b. in the world… on fifth avenue and shop with the gc and the gc’s mr.handsome and nonono sent me for Christmas. I am extremely addicted to Build a Bears, get me one.. and see just how thankful I can be. Get me one that is special to your state… then I will be even more thankful! pssst…free calls.
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I love everything about NYC… the subways weren’t bad at all… not even the least bit crowded. The city is just so alive. I loved being a tourist, seeing a lil of Central Park and the angel at Bethesda Square… I got there just a lil too late for the Central Park Zoo, but I can see that on the way back. I got to go to Tiffanys on Fith Ave, aka the Mother Ship, see all the store windows all dressed up for the holidays. I went to Micky Mantels for lunch, and to the Museum of Natural History where I only could see not even 1/3rd of it, because of a time crunch. Everything else, from stupid tourist confusing the chrysler building with the empire state building, to times square, radio city music hall, and Rockerfeller Plaza. I didn’t have time or the money for shows… but again, NYC is so close, I drove to it.. and Drove in it… that I am sure in the next couple of months, I will be making my way back down for more NYC goodness. Here are some of the things I got to see.

The first two are windows at Tiffany’s… The last one is one on fifth ave, I forgot.
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Times Square…
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Across the street from Radio City Music Hall…
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Central Park
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Rockerfeller Center
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Museum of Natural History
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I so can’t wait to go back!

The weather here has been most awful. The week I got back from NYC… Ice Storm, nocked the power out for almost a week, some people didn’t have it up untill Christmas. It was a beautiful storm, but man, by the time it was done… I was sick as a dog from sleeping in a house with no heat, and inhaling candle smoke. But you know what, it was kinda fun. We played games, went shopping, wrapped presents, went to movies, and I was just about to torment my Brother and the other with Dirty Hand Puppets when the power sprang back on. The gods must be looking over them… hee hee. Then we got hit by a snow storm, snowed us in.. seriously… lots of snow, no driving… caged Brigitte not cool. Between that and the ice storm, it put me behind with my Holiday Festivities. Then yesterday… Bam, windstorm… o power again. Thankfully… it was only out for a couple hours. Right now we are getting more store, keeping me from shopping, but it want keep me from partying tonight… oh no it wont… Im gonna get my drink on. I already have my hair done for tonights festities and base makeup. Just need tights, jewely and sexy black dress… and I am good to go. My friends are driving… so Ill be toasting in the New Years by getting … Toasted!

I won’t be out too late, may even take some calls… wonder who will be my first call of the new year. I might even dare I say… kiss some boys tonight??? More than likely a couple of gay boys… but hey, it works.

I should be out for most of the day tomorrow. I am going out with kitten and her other… probably play games at their house, then dinner and a movie at chunkys… crap, if its open. Ill more than likely be taking calls tomorrow night late.

We had a wonderful Christmas Party before Christmas. I actually cooked a magnificent Mexican Holiday Meal, my brother made home made salsa… and the other made sweet potatoe pie… with lots of snacks, booze, and gifts with our friends. Our house was packed out, both floors… people dancing, playing the wii, making merry, and what not. I can’t wait to do it again next year.

My brother and the other, tormented me this Christmas, not letting me snoop, wrapping presents in the shapes so I would know what they were, but couldn’t have. Spoiling me rotten as well, lol. I also go spoiled rooten from you guys… Snoop sent me a very special Winter bear.. way to cute and snuggly. My sweetheart sent me the bridget bobble head and bubble bath… woo hoo… that glows in the dar! Yes it really does glow and it makes me smell all yummy! I got a nintendo ds and tons of games from my pookie, and the idiot sent me a flat screen tv for my office… so I can watch tv and work… aka watch porn with him in hi def… I got a two disney Jim Shores for NFLMan, tink on a flower and grumpy. I got jlo glow from MiamiMan. And Tiffany’s from TGOT… aka The giver of Tiffanys… hee hee. Lil blue box gets rubbed all over my nipples… let me tell you. I keep gettin spoiled like this and I will need my own victorian 8 bedroom house for all of it… hee hee. Here are pictures of my Christmas Tree and Loot from my family. Everybody elses presents got put under pink tree, which i don’t have a picture of. I do have a picture of the pink tree, but its on the camera still.

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See how they tormented me… that’s my lil purse all wrapped up so I knew it was a purse, but not which one. It’s on my bab santa… the one I got after turkey day. Plus the penquin from NYC.
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Make sure you are checking on my Twitter, it’s tamed down and open for everyone to view since some of you were having a hard time. Im thewonderwhore on www.twitter.com You can look in the previous entry for the link.

So, what do I have planned for this year. Lots and Lots. My dancing is getting better and better, so I will be competing… I have been sewing my dress… and I got a bejeweler and beads for Christmas, in a round a bout way, so it will be sparkly and professional looking. More college, Im gonna slow down for the next couple of semesters… till I get a balance, but will catch up in 2010 so I can go to BU. I have tons planned for wonderwhore, as well as finally finishing some other projects. In November, I’m going to Italy! Other than more trips to NYC,Boston and finally getting to Vermont… that’s all the travel I have planned… oh yeah, another trip to Vegas in the Spring for my Brothers Bach Parties. I just want to keep this happy ball rolling, you know? Living life is awesome! We only got this one.

I double dog dare everyone of you to do something you have always wanted to do, but never had… whether it be traveling, a class, meeting new people, getting a hooker for kinky sex, or just whatever you want… I dare you to do it, be safe about it, but just do it. Only you can make you happy… so go out into that big beautiful world and find your joy!

Ok… that was my oprah momment, not that Im dorky enough to watch oprah or anything.

I think that’s it… all caught up… hopefully it will take you considerably less time to read this, than it did for me to write it.

Happy New Years My Friends. Blow me a kiss at Midnight will ya?

Brigitte Your Phone Sex Princess!

Phone Sex in New York City!

  • December 2, 2008 at 10:26 pm

I am having way to much fun for any one <b>phone sex operator</b>. Let me tell you… I have said it before and I will say it again. I love my job! It rocks hard core. Not only do I get to talk to people from all over the WORLD, but I get to know all of your intimate secrets and desires. I have made some totally awesome friends from my calls, most I will keep for the rest of my life. I wake up each morning and can’t wait to get to the phone lines… I know, you all are jealous… my job rocks!

Mircales do happen… we made it through November without any SNOW! As soon as it was the 1st of December, this lil phone sex princess was doing the happy dance. They say it’s gonna snow on Sunday, but I am holding out hope that we won’t get snow till right before Christmas. The countdown is on! Day two… no snow. Woo Hoo

I had the most awesome Thanksgiving… just one of the best ones ever. I am so excited for Christmas. We are all decorated in the house… hopefully Ill have some pictures soon to show you. I have also been taking pictures of my build a bears, cause I know some of you are curious. I am going to put the ones up that you guys sent me too… hee hee. My build a bear crew… lol.

Kitten and I went and did the black friday thing before our families dinner. Was a total hoot, she totally is my partner in crime. I ended up buying me more stuff than everybody else. I am almost completely done Christmas shopping. I would be done buy the stuff I was gonna get off amazon wont be here in time for me to mail it to my family… grr  grr. So I have one more person to shop for… but I know what I am getting. Thank goodness for gift certificates… lol.

I went to Build a Bear on Friday after the dinner and got.. uh… um… yeah… three build a bears… I know, Imma addict. I got the turkey from thanksgiving… lol… they didn’t have the pilgrim outfit anymore, so I got it a top hat…  I also got the reindeer… both of them… lol. The boy is dressed as santa and the girl as mrs clause.

I have been so busy lately, both with calls and classes and what not… it’s crazy how fast paced my life is. And whats even more awesome is that I will be in <b>New York City</b> this weekend… oh yeah. Friday and Saturday I will be there to partake in some holiday festivities… Central Park, Rockerfeller Center, 5th ave, and the Natural History Museum. And… the biggest Build a Bear in the world is on fifth avenue… so of coarse I am going there. If you want to support my habbit or send me an early christmas present… you can send me an e  gc that I can use on there… woo hoo… just go here… <a href=”http://www.buildabear.com/shop/productdetail.aspx?CallingPage=Shop%2fSearchResults.aspx&ProductSKU=4099_other” > Feed My Addiction</a> I am so bad!

Well, I have yet again been writing this journal for about three hours… so I best publish it and get on with what work I need to get done before I go to NYC!

Brigitte

Viva Las Phone Sex Vegas

  • November 24, 2008 at 5:12 pm

I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion’s on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly… hee hee. That’s cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE… insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did… which I think is illegal to have a block on it… but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means… I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny… like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can’t yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I’m doing the right thing and who know’s how long it’s going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light… more cause they don’t want people to lose interest in me… which is cool. I have lots of work to get done… lots and lots… I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself… and nothing would get done… also the reason I don’t have a real doll of me… if I did, you guys probably wouldn’t hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago… and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls… woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas… I could have used their wallets hard core… lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from… but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens… I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls…man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there… and yes… I got the white tiger… you can only get it on the strip… and dressed it up as a show girl… pink and black… The build a bear is awesome there… love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad… as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando… that I don’t have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando… and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink… I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously… I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear… panties and shoes too… I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state… you have to ask… like mass is a lobster that I don’t have yet. I know, Ill never grow up… but you know what? I don’t have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special… lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was “Crazy Girls” which was way hot… and Im in love with Brenda… I’ve had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business… oh man. She’s got long blonde hair… I think, and a waist… seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online… that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again… oh brenda… sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now… but the show… way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats… mine was at the end of the catwalk… best seats in the house… hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done… lil things here and there… and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving… so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know… I won’t send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I’ll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren’t already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don’t want to wrap it… Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in… and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures… hee hee… and post them in my blog… Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send… hee hee. I know, I know… I’m bribing for presents… but actually, it will be my gift back to you… hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues… Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys… way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates… VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me…
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live… like hershy penn, chocolate… Miami… beach related stuff… etc.
6. Pay my bills… hee hee…
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket… have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It’s horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up… and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before… but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm… it’s like in the twenties right now… but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it’s taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal… woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I’m gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can’t get a hold of me now. I haven’t talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is… she sure sounds cute to me… but you can call… http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don’t feel like going. I think Im to… uh… excited… wet… horny… to concentrate on class… so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me… fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

Missing Phone Sex Operator Found

  • November 10, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Whoah… Life is good, is it not? I mean… whoah! The past couple of weeks have just been a blur for me. Between school, dance classes and then the whole election thingy…. whoah. I am so sorry I wasn’t here for you guy’s every beck and call. I missed so many calls, it’s not even funny. When I would get home, I tried to take as many as I could without wearing myself out totally, lol. Still, I did not get to them all.

The thing is, for a bit, I don’t have a single day where I will be available ALL DAY for calls… like I used to be. I have found that happy medium between being the best Phone Sex operator out there and having an actual life. It’s really paid off in my calls too… with the role play fantasies, I have been coming up with tons more ideas. Plus guys, I am happier, so I hope you are happier too… but fear not… I will not leave you totally hanging and the giving cold calls in the dark will cease. I have my google calendar updated with where I will be on a daily basis. I need to figure out if the times are all in my time zone or if they automatically switch to yours… lol.

My Calendar

Believe it or not, I am a lot more available than what I was… I was getting called into volunteer six to ten hours a day… so that left little time for this hot little Phone Sex Co-ed to play. Ill have a link up on the website so it’s easy to access.

So… let me just say this… deep breath out…. YES! Thank you everybody who voted and for all who voted for Obama. I think he will be an awesome President, I read tons on him, and then found out some things that weren’t ready available for me, like his participation in getting us to help Darfur… that was the deal cincher… and immediately started helping as much as I could. I think he is a great man, and will do great things. I think he can fix what Bushy has done… Less than two and a half months… and Bushmiester is out of the office… I say it again… YES!

I should be working really hard to get back on track with the Phone Sex Websites over the next couple of weeks… so keep checking back. My upcoming phone sex events should be updated tonight.

Thanks for being so patient with me lately… just proves to me that you will always love this Phone Sex hottie!

Talk to you Soon!

Brigitte
877-281-1531
The Wonder Whore

Bi Phone Sex

  • August 23, 2008 at 6:48 pm

Bi Phone Sex

I have to have sex with this woman. Do you see her hiney… granted that is all I have given you is her hiney, but ohhh… what a nice hiney it is…Why am I saying hiney? I wanna tap that ass. It’s like two muffin tops, huddle together under her shorts… and I wanna bite it… ohhh hubba hubba. Yes, I am thinking bout fucking her when I am on calls doing bi phone sex fantasies with you guys. I want to see her naked, something fierce… I bet she is hot hot hot.

Yes, she is from the movie your phone sex princess went to last night, you might recognize her from scary movie… if I showed a picture of her front… hee hee… let’s see what I can dig up…
Bi Phone Sex

I loved the movie… it’s suppose to be one of those, so stupid it’s hilarious movies… but I thought it rocked, I loved the music in it and I got to see Sarah, last years Play Mate of The Year… another girl, I would so desperately like to fuck. Maybe someone will help me in a phone sex role play as well as Hef, and the girls next door… woo hoo. I want Anna’s wardrobe from the film too… almost everything pink… or hot… like me… neener neener. I had a blast last night, the girls and I got pretty tipsy, save our designated driver… and got hit on by guys coming out of the movie death race… so lame. They couldn’t come up with a descent pick up line… asked if they could come back to our place… like we lived together… looking at us like we were lamb chops… blghh. Treat me like a girl, not something you want to deep dick and I am all yours… it’s really that simple… lol.

I got home, got right into calls… whoah… was up till Six am my time with calls cause you all were just to hot and too horny for my kind of cuteness. I had one guy cum and tell me I was a mighty fine lil entrepreneur … holy shit, I spelled that word right on the first try… what was I typing about? I am shocked, I can’t type the difference between idle and idol… but I get that fucker out right on the first go… go me.. Maybe I am a phone sex entrepreneur after all. You guys are really digging all the work I put into this… makes me feel totally appreciated! (yes, I spelled it wrong the second time… the first time was just luck, had to fix it.)

I have had a ton of new callers…. so much fun… which is odd… I think you all book marked me from last week and called me this week, let me tell ya… cause traffics down a little on the sites… I figured cause we weren’t voting… but I guess a lot of you stick my in your bookmark folders and pull me out when you need me… hee hee. I kinda like that. I wonder how many computers my lil phone sex web site is on. This lil Wonder Whore could be stuck in computers all across the world, hundreds and hundreds… hee hee.

I got up, round noon today and started back in on the calls… I tell you… I wish I could stay up 24/7 sometimes and just phone bone… why do I need to sleep? Sheesh… you guys really do rock it hard core… I know I say it all the time, but I LOVE MY JOB! Being a phone sex operator rocks.

For those who care, your lil phone sex hottie is wearing a super girl tshirt… kinda looks like a tatoo, and rather girly, and white shorty short shots… hee hee. Thats whay my brother’s other calls them… he says I might as well not wear shorts they are so short… I told him he needs to not look at my hiney. I know, I have an awesome hiney huh, gee wiz… again with the hiney’s… what gives? Did I run into pg land again? Sheesh… ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS CUNT… through in the pussy just for good measure… hee hee.

Well, it took me quite some time to write this entry, had a couple quick calls, in between… two sluts of mine that just wanted me to giggle at them… one called for small penis phone sex and the other cause he wanted loser phone sex…. I love my sluts, they make me laugh… hee hee.

I got to get back to work… I’ll talk to you all later!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
Phone Sex With The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531
“The Best Damn Phone Sex on the planet!”

Phone Sex Vacation

  • August 6, 2008 at 5:02 pm

I know, I know… it’s been forever since I have posted a taboo phone sex blog… well forever for me now, I used to go a month without an entry for those of you who remember my lazy days. It really doesn’t take much to post an entry I must admit, but I have actually been busy with life and not just lazy. I am also typing one handed… I’m wounded. Brigitte V. Roller Skates and the skates one… This time! I jacked up my wrist, elbow and cracked my thumb… Imma clutz, I know it. What really sucks is I still don’t have medical insurance and I went all weekend long with my owie… before going to the docs on Monday after my family left. To proud to go when they were here, they would have tried to pay… but the doctor gave me a good chewing over… let me tell you. Yes, I got an ugly dr who was probably gay anyways… not a hottie… and he put me in a plastic arm thingy with some stuff that will disengrate.. lots of fun.

So, I had a blast on my mini vacation from Phone Sex …even with my big owie… We got to do some site seeing… a nice lil picknic in Boston Commons and a whole bunch of shopping… I got me a three cornered hat… woo hoo. Then I found a three cornered hat with feathers on it for the same price… grrr. Sucky… I also got a pink hat that has this in pink stitching on it with some hearts… do you guys know what it says?

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Hee Hee… I shall wear it everywhere! Makes me feel smart…My aunt got one too… and we were in Starbucks and the girl helping us asked us if we were all math majors… lol. Thought it was so cute…

Anways, I have been working my tail off as much as I can so I can get lots more done for you guys… got some updates on the site coming up as well as other stuff in the air… woo hoo… I rock the phone sex world… I already do…hee hee. I got some a naughty dictionary coming up so we can do some awesome role playing phone sex with some new topics… hee hee. I got memberships and clubs to form. What the world needs now is not love… but a Wonder Whore Fan Club… wouldn’t you agree? With Wonder Whore For President buttons, no? I think a phone sex operator would make an awesome president… I could get the men off of any country who wanted to go to war with us… sheesh… we all know Know that kimmy guy in North Korea is a total panty slut… get him on his knees in a pair of pink sateens and there goes that threat… I got him pegged!

I got more items from Bogie for my pink room… it’s the pinkest room ever! A pink Princess Phone that is so clear it’s not even funny and a Pink Clock to keep track of my radio shows on… woo hoo… they fit right in! Bogie makes me feel so special!

I also got to be wild with my wild man… grrrr grrr… finally. I swear our times just don’t match up… I guess Ill just have to go to Japan.

For those who care, right now I am wearing blue jeans and a pink MIT sweatshirt… it’s flippin cold here right now… we have had rain all day long… so Im cuddling down in my big ol pink hoodie… no bra, no panties… no shoes… hair in a pony… is it sexy?

Well, I have so much to do so I can enhance our phone sex world that I should probably go. I shall update more tomorrow… it’s the first thing on my todo list! Call me, I bet you have missed me!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
www.thewonderwhore.com
877-281-1531