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01.07.11 / BDSM, Financial Domination, Life, Phone Sex, phone sex brat, phonesex, School, Sissy Phone Sex, taboo phone sex, The Wonder Whore, travel, wonder whore, www.thewonderwhore.com, young phone sex voice / Author: / Comments Off

Phone Sex Explosion

If you haven’t stopped by our sites in awhile, you are going to be in for a big surprise. This lil hussy hit pay dirt when it comes to awesome talent. I have hired like a gazillion girls and guess what? I love each and every one of them. They fucking rule, as do all my girls. I can’t wait to get the rest trained and running, and then yes, I am officially on a hiring freeze for a little bit till I balance out advertising.

I have a girl for your every taste, desire, fantasy, pleasure, fetish or kink. Each one of my girls are just as amazing as the next, and it’s truly a team effort, it really is. I have girls helping girls, helping me, helping clients and most of all we are having a blast. It’s kinda funny, the times all us girls are alone together in the chat room without any guys are turning into some of my favorite times. We laugh, joke, and just have a good time, with or without you. It’s bitter sweet that those moments of all girl-e-ness are getting fewer and fewer. But that’s the way it’s spose to be, right?

So, I have eight new girls this weekend, and I need some of you boys to come and pick their phone sex cherries. They need to be brought fully into the realm of phonesexdom, and what better peeps to do it then my very own sexy callers. Ask me which girl I would think will be best for you, and I will match you to the girl of your dreams. (The other girl of your dreams, I share)

Im going to need a bigger chat room too. My brother and the other have offered to build one to what I need with some pretty awesome bells and whistles. Those boys have saved me a mint on all the cool tech stuff me and the girls get to use. It’s going to take some time, as neither have ever built one, so if you have any suggestions at all, please email them to me thewonderwhore@gmail.com.

Pretty proud of my not so little company. No, Im not rolling in the dough. I could be, but not yet. The mass majority of what the girls earn right goes back into the company, the rest goes for a rainy day, just in case something happens. My girls are my number one priority. I make more than enough doing calls and v.o. work, that I am pretty comfortable. I know I will get to the point where I will HAVE to get rich off the site.. poor me, but right now, Im focused on being the best there is, both for my girls and for you guys. I dream of changing this industry, or at the very least having people know that if my name is on a site, if its one of my girls sites, or one of their companies under me… then you know you can trust it.

Kicked Ass In BU

I am done with my first year at Boston University! Frickin rocked it out of the ball park. Second term was def way more easier than my first. My professors loved me, loved me so much I was invited to to do research somewhere cool (safety, safety) , but I had to turn down because I already have too much on my plate as it is. I was thinking about taking on an extra classes like I did in Community College but nah, finals week nearly killed me this last go round, so Im just going to be wise and take this at normal pace. Maybe when I get managers trained and an office assistant that sticks around, then I will try to take on more.

I am such a dork. I love everything about school. I even .. don’t laugh… smell my college books every chance I get. I even got caught by my fave prof, and he died laughing. The class didn’t see me, so they thought he was just having a nervous breakdown, cause he was laughing so hard he couldn’t breath. He pulled me aside and said he’s done the same thing, but the “look on my face when he caught me, was priceless. Like Bambi in a rifle site”. He makes me feel pretty special, not like he wants to fuck me special, cause he has a wife, whom I adore. But he told me Im one of the few people that have a brain to back up my passion for what I want to do. So many “kids” are all passion, no substance. Made me feel good.

Lets see, what else?

Viva Las Vegas

Went to vegas twice since Feb. Once to meet up with my dad, some friends, and have fun and the second time to go do more v.o. (voice over) work. Ive had to turn down two jobs in the past six months, a big no no in this industry, specially since Im trying to break into the LA market, so I had to go out for a week. I didn’t get to see much of Vegas besides the studio, but they let me take my lap top in for the down times and I could entertain myself else wise.

Greece v. The Wonder Whore: Cancelled

I couldn’t break away from my company long enough to go to Greece, which is where some of my best friends are right now. They went to Italy last year without me.. grrr. Sucks, but we are growing so fast, there was just no way. With all the new hires I have, it just wouldn’t be fair to leave them alone. I need to be there to answer questions and help out as much as I can. Their success or failure is as much mine as it is theirs.

Next year, my friends are going to Japan. I’m going too… grrrr.

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A WE ARE NUMBER ONE. My girls are awesome and so are so many of you who have helped vote. Please, keep up the good work, (but make sure we are voting fair, we don’t need to cheat) Only once every three hours and fifteen minutes. I can’t wait for Friday Night Chat tonight. Last weekend, we were packed to the brim and we pulled in calls like you wouldn’t believe. I was a total happy camper, as were our callers.

Come in tonight, from 11pm to 1am EST … for our little party we have every Friday. At midnight I give away a free call. But you can’t be in blue, (blue boys are guys who haven’t called in the past thirty days, or ever.) If I don’t know if you are a caller, then I don’t know if you are a minor. So chat has to stay pg whenever a “blue baller” is in the room and def no free call to the potential kiddie. Most of you are VIP silver already, make sure you use the VIP entrance on the main page to get your silver status!

So, Friday Night Chat is a huge hit. Plus the bar rush after (all you fellows coming home randy from your local watering holes) have really give my girls ago. I can always tell when last call is in each of the time zone, cause ten minutes later we get ravaged! It’s so hot. I have learned that the smell of brandy on a mans breath drives me wild, to bad it was my gay boyfriend that helped me find that out.

Starting this Saturday, we will be having game night from Midnight to 2am EST and again will be giving away a call to a VIP-er. Actually looking forward to it, the girls are pretty excited. Yes, for those who are worried, if we do trivia, we will Duct tape a certain brainiacs thumb away from his trigger, so you can have a fair chance to win! He will have to chew through the tape to answer the questions, so that should slow him down.

For those who care…

right now I am butt ass naked. My hair is to my waist again, but this morning I have it tied up in a lose knot on my head. I just got out of the shower after a nice long run, so I smell all pepperminty from my body wash and shampoo. I let my nails grow in the summer, don’t ask me why, and right now they are painted in Sephora’s “just a fairy tail” by OPI. On the door behind me is a White gauze summer dress that is going to show off my deepening tan (actually sun kissed, no spray on now) with a little fuzzy white sweater for when I go in over air conditioned buildings. I have white cork healed sandals, brand new in the box, in my lap as I type this.

I so need to move to Florida so I can dress like this every day of the year!

But I wont, I promised the brother Id stay a few more years. I have to finish at least one more year at BU, if not five to get my doctorate. Plus I just bought their house, (it will be a done deal as of Monday) as they are moving into a bigger one down the street that they just had built. I will stay to remodel this one, maybe sell it and move, or … hopefully by then I can have a house here and a house in Florida.

Either way, I will be in Florida by fall for a visit, but only after traveling to Colorado to see family, bring my niece back so we can take on NYC. Im calling it.. “The NYC Toy Store Tour” as thats all she wants to see, then taking her back and staying a bit in SF. I have some friends out there Im gonna party with for a bit, as well as visit family.

None the less, Ill need to get all my sites built in the next month, to hold me over while I go back to class in the fall. Last week I popped out two, that aren’t ready for soft launch yet, I have two multi girl sites Im doing this week, on top of training, on top of two plus single girl sites, two revamps… and oh yeah, trying to have my own life. Don’t worry bout me, I actually thrive under pressure. Whatch me rock this weekend, and then crash like crazy on Sunday!

I still have to finish pink dungeon… so much text and content is going into it. It’s already one of the more popular sites I have right now, and keeps getting busier and busier. I swear, I don’t think Ive giggle-dommed so many guys in my entire life.. just wait till I bust the next surprise on them. They won’t know what hit them.

Phone Sex Wack-a-Doodle

Oh yeah, and on top of all this. Im taking dance classes again as well as cake decorating. Just to prove to you what a whack a doodle I am… Im running a half marathon in October. Yeah, cause I don’t have enough to do… lol. One of the girls from the sites is coming down from Canada, we are driving to NY and doing it up proper. Should be a lot of fun, lol!

Oh, and here is a pic of my cake I decorated…
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Fourth Of July Weekend

Im actually up early cause I have quite a bit to do for the weekend. Saturday, we are throwing a big fourth party here for all our friends. Kinda a last hoorah in my brother and the others old house. I have the house all decorated, which I was en charge of, but I have to go to rental places pay to secure a tent and some chairs.. just incase of a freak thunderstorm, or best case scenario… to shield us from the sun. Should be a lot of fun, plus I get to decorate another cake .. woo hoo.

I should be around the rest of the weekend, because this is notoriously my busiest weekend, with the actual fourth being the second busiest day after Black Friday. So I will be here for you boys. Monday, Im going with my gaggle of girls to a festival and to watch fireworks, but Ill take calls in the morning and in the evening. I can even sneak away during the party to my room, if you really, really need a Brigitte Fix.

Whew, I think thats about it. Make sure you catch up with me, all this is just the tip of the ice burg of what is going on with my life. I am truly have so much fun, it’s not even funny.

Brigitte
The Wonder Whore

PS The girls have a drinking game going on with my typos.. half of them are lit 24/7. It’s inspiring a new site to come in the near future, just fyi.

Viva Las Phone Sex Vegas

24.11.08 / BDSM, Beauty, fashion, Financial Domination, Hubba Hubba, Phone Sex, phone sex brat, Role Play Phone Sex, shopping, The Wonder Whore, travel, Uncategorized, wonder whore / Author: / Comments Off
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I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion’s on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly… hee hee. That’s cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE… insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did… which I think is illegal to have a block on it… but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means… I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny… like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can’t yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I’m doing the right thing and who know’s how long it’s going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light… more cause they don’t want people to lose interest in me… which is cool. I have lots of work to get done… lots and lots… I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself… and nothing would get done… also the reason I don’t have a real doll of me… if I did, you guys probably wouldn’t hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago… and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls… woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas… I could have used their wallets hard core… lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from… but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens… I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls…man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there… and yes… I got the white tiger… you can only get it on the strip… and dressed it up as a show girl… pink and black… The build a bear is awesome there… love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad… as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando… that I don’t have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando… and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink… I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously… I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear… panties and shoes too… I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state… you have to ask… like mass is a lobster that I don’t have yet. I know, Ill never grow up… but you know what? I don’t have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special… lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was “Crazy Girls” which was way hot… and Im in love with Brenda… I’ve had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business… oh man. She’s got long blonde hair… I think, and a waist… seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online… that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again… oh brenda… sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now… but the show… way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats… mine was at the end of the catwalk… best seats in the house… hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done… lil things here and there… and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving… so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know… I won’t send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I’ll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren’t already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don’t want to wrap it… Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in… and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures… hee hee… and post them in my blog… Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send… hee hee. I know, I know… I’m bribing for presents… but actually, it will be my gift back to you… hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues… Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys… way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates… VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me…
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live… like hershy penn, chocolate… Miami… beach related stuff… etc.
6. Pay my bills… hee hee…
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket… have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It’s horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up… and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before… but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm… it’s like in the twenties right now… but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it’s taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal… woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I’m gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can’t get a hold of me now. I haven’t talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is… she sure sounds cute to me… but you can call… http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don’t feel like going. I think Im to… uh… excited… wet… horny… to concentrate on class… so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me… fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

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13.07.08 / BDSM, Beauty, fashion, Phone Sex, phone sex brat, phonesex, Role Play Phone Sex, Sissy Phone Sex, taboo phone sex, The Wonder Whore, wonder whore, www.thewonderwhore.com, young phone sex voice / Author: / Comments Off
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Hiya my Snooky Pooks! I just wanted to let you all know that tonight’s Live Blog Radio Show will be at 11:30pm est instead of 11:00 because somebody didn’t reserve her spot in time. Sheesh… who knew Sundays would be such a hot day for Blog Talk Radio? Certainly not I? So it’s pushed back till 11:30 tonight and I will be focusing on Fetish Phone Sex and not just because it is a key phone sex word for search engines… lol. I will actually be discussing what exactly is a fetish and how it can be used via one of our kinky Phone Sex calls! Make sure you listen tonight at my blog talk radio show Notice my new Amazon product placing… yes, I do rule don’t I? I figured out how to do that… now all I need to know is how to pretty up my profile!

I am actually on my way out the door, after I pop off a couple of recordings, to go have a pic nic in the park with my friends kitten and joe, apparently they have some news for me… I think it’s a bun in the oven… but Im not sure… so Ill act surprised whatever it is they want to tell me.

It’s a beautiful day here, a lil warm, but just the perfect breeze… so I may wear actual clothes to go out in and not just my bikini and cut off shorts… All I got on right now are my white and black and pink hello kitty undies. But I am thinking of putting on my new lilac sun dress that my dear friend charlotte purchased for me. It’s been calling my name since it got here… and I have the perfect pair of wedge cork and white sandals to wear with it. I bet that dress will totally rock my hot lil body… hee hee.

I am having dinner with May and her sister who is coming from out of town. May is a friend from dance class… she’s a bit peculiar… just like me. So we get a long just famously! I wonder what her sister is like?

Had another wonderful night with the Funny Man, the last for a lil bit… sigh… what will I do with myself at night? Guess Ill just have to think of my last call with him with fond memories… sniff. Hee Hee We will actually be playing next week… cause he partook in the dildo for a call special I have going on. I am going to make my dildos cute lil name cards to go in the containers I put them in… that say your nick names that I have given you.

Doing the comic strip layout for ruffle butt panties is a lil more difficult than I had planned… so it may be a few more days… but don’t you worry, I will launch it soon… I need to just rip off the bandaid and promote promote promote… so i can get to work on www.thepinkdungeon.com so I can have it ready for an August 1st launch. I then have tons of other site redesigns to do as well, to include utopia… it’s time for a change, is it not?

I am so having a blast since coming back from my lil mini phone sex break… no drama, no worries… just fun fun fun! The way phone sex was meant to be. If something doesn’t go my way, then I just brush it off and move right a long. I used to get so upset, worrying bout what others thought of me… but now, I don’t relly care, cause let’s be honest here… I am the best! No seriously… I am so damn good, I turn myself on… hee hee. I rock and you guys know it, and love me, and adore me… and ok, so now my ego has grown so big I can’t even control it! I rule I rule I rule… hee hee.

Will someone please sign my guest book… sheesh… it’s at the bottom of every single one of my pages and yet… no one’s signed it. If you could sneak in the words phone sex, I would love you even more for it! lol And I would really like some more reviews… I know… Imma pain in the butt, I want you to pay me for phone sex on top of work for me too… hee hee… Ill be extra special nice to you if you do… neener neener!

Does this outfit not have my name all over it… hee hee… It’s on my Amazon wishlist and I think I might be spoiling myself with it this week… take a peak…

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Well, I best go get my recordings done then go make my lunch date… I’ve already had such a busy morning already… been swimming for a bit, getting my sun, worked on the pink room for a bit… hopefully that will be done soon so I can share pictures, if I get my camera working … grr grrr. Apparently sand is one of the worst things for a camera… I should know this already, having killed one camera with the sand in San Francisco while visiting my sisters. They so need to make camera’s sand proof. I have another one, that is smaller pixels I used to use… I just have to find it. I am pretty sure it’s not in storage cause I used it in colorado, I just hope it didn’t stay in colorado.

Kiss,
Your Phone Sex Princess

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

thewonderwhore@gmail.com
1-877-281-1531

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22.06.08 / BDSM, fashion, Financial Domination, phonesex / Author: / Comments Off
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I have had the most wonderful weekend ever! I feel like it’s been a whirlwind, with being in Cambridge and Boston the past two days and then going to a BBQ this afternoon, followed by a street party, and then capped off by doing a champaign testing at a friends house tonight, with totally awesome conversation… it just was perfect. Not to mention the hot steamy phone sex I had last night with one of my favorite callers… hubba hubba… it hurt so good! You know what, we didn’t even get to our Taboo Role Play Phone Sex Scenerio we had talked about… guess we are so gonna have to do it next time.

Sparkling wine does me in… I am sitting here trying to write in my naughty blog, and I can’t stop giggling… or staring at the screen… I am a lil tipsy… not much, but just enough that I feel no pain. I found a really nice sparkling wine that I like that is really cheap… balatorie… you guys might know about it, but I didn’t. I like it a lot. I was over at Kitten’s and my dance instructors house… they had me and a few friends over to their most awesome house… perfectly decorated, with a beautifuly landscaped lawn… just awesome… I am so moving in. I laughed all night long, and drank a lil too much. I tried to act like a cool drunk, instead of the fall down giggly drunk… and I am not sure if I pulled it off. Your phone sex princess enjoys champagne a little toooo much. Next time we go over, we are having a martini night… awesome!

I will be home for most of tomorrow… cept to pick up some pink paint for my room upstairs and maybe to go see a movie later on in the evening… haven’t made my mind up. I have been gone all weekend and need to work, because taking over the phone sex world is a difficult task, but even more difficult when you spend your time doing everything but working on taking over the phone sex world.. lol.

Oh man, am I looking forward to laying back and rubbing out massive orgasms to your calls tomorrow… I mean, I have had fun and all this weekend… but come one, I get paid to masturbate… it’s not like my job is high strees. Just the opposite. I get to play out taboo phone sex fantasies, I get to dress up and pimp in sissy phone sex fantasies… and pretty much the sky is the limit in anything goes phone sex. I mean, who know’s what your deviant desires hold for me? Everyday is exciting and new… let me tell you, if you knew how awesome my job was… you would so try to get it.

For those who care, right now I am halfway undressed. I work my red bikini with the gold circle clasp in the middle of my lil breasts, and gold chains on the sides of the bikini bottoms. Over I word dark denim jean shorts, which are now undone… and I had one, but now have taken off a white cotton top that tied at my waist…. White wedge flip flops with read finger nails and toe nails. My hair was lose, but at times today, I had it up in a twist with those claw hair holders… just to get it out of my face. I got A LOT of sun today… not too much that I am red or orange… but just enough to make me feel a shade darker.

Well, I had better take my lil phone sex ass to bed as I am extremely pooped! I would stay up and do calls tonight, but I would be afraid I would suck if I did, cause all my body and mind are doing is screaming out for sleep…

Call me soon,

Brigitte
Your phone sex Wonder Whore
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

8772811531

I party hard!

15.06.08 / BDSM, Financial Domination, Phone Sex, phone sex brat, phonesex, Role Play Phone Sex, Sissy Phone Sex, taboo phone sex, The Wonder Whore, wonder whore, www.thewonderwhore.com, young phone sex voice / Author: / Comments Off
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I partied like it was 1999… err… wait a minute, we so need a new party anthem… lol! Anyways… I boogied my butt off… seriously… if you see a girl on the east coast with no butt… that would be me! I danced till the cows came home… wtf? I must have danced till my brain went into full cheese mode… cows come home? What am I, your country phone sex princess? Heeee Haaaw? Oh man, I am cornering the market on corny today.

Who’s in West Hollywood that is clicking on my site and not calling? Or close to West Hollywood… cause google analytical, although fun, isn’t a hundred percent accurate… it has what I suspect is snoopy clicking from west medford… and we all know.. that’s not the case… well, I know it’s not the case… hee hee… Anyways… give a girl a call or an email or something … we all know I am nosey and want to be in your business… lol!

I am seriously gonna have to unplug my phones to get this journal entry done… Sundays are normally dead, but the past couple of them have just… well… ROCKED!

I got me a new play toy to add to my collection… poor pookie, just doesn’t know what hit him. He has another Princess, but she wasn’t on early enough to play with him… bad luck on her part… huh? There is a trick us true princesses have learned… be awesome at all times and keep your pookies busy thinking about you… tsk tsk. This guy hadn’t even heard my voice, hasn’t even peeked at my nude lil body, but I can already tell he’s totally smitten with this lil phone sex princess! Look at what he got me before he even picked up the phone…

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Sigh… I love presents… I love presents from poor pookies like him… it’s so much fun to taunt and tease. Who knew this whole Domination stuff could be so much fun. Well, I did, but just didn’t think it really fell into the category of being a domme… just being a girl! lol I am so bad. I am so not a bitch mistress, the only thing hard core about me is the way I… uhh… well… fuck! I have an ease to how I Control a pookie… soft, sensual… you probably wouldn’t even know it was happening if it weren’t for the fact that you are excited beyond all belief.

What he got me is going to start off my collection of bdsm and sex toys… surprisingly, besides a few restrains and a rubber flogger, I don’t have a lot of sex toys. I have a handful of dildos and vibrators… not nearly enough for a collection and figure it’s time that I start. I want to know what a whip feels like to wield it through the air… I want to have one of those paddles that leaves a mark… I think it would make me a overall better phone sex operator… you know?

Don’t worry guys, I am not turning into a mega domme or anything… and infact, I think I will start a site up just for my domination… I have the perfect name for it already, but won’t let you know till it is securely purchased and up on its way… woo hoo. That way, those who aren’t into the whole Domme scene and my sissies will have their own special place to go!

It’s ok, you can tell me again… just how much I rock! I mean, I am the WONDER WHORE! woo hoo!

See…told you it was busy today, I just got off the phone with a new caller who wanted to get on cam for me, but damnit, Im on pidgen and I don’t know how to get the came thing going on that… grrr… we all know what a lil voyeur I am, and how egotistical I can be….I like seeing the effects that I have on you! Grumble Grumble… I need to figure this all out…

Well, I should go. I got to go get groceries and do all the unsexy things in life… like wash the puppies… hmmm… if I wear my white sundress to wash the puppies… that could make it sexy… its white gauze… that goes sheer when wet. I might just have to make a big ol bubble bath mess to get those lil devils clean! Man, sometimes I even amaze myself at how awesome I am… I just got some of you aroused at the thought of me washing my pups… lol!

Off to put my white gauze sundress on… as I am merely in pair of rainbow bright panties… white with a red strawberry located just below my left hipbone… hee hee. I will slip into a pair of my white sandles with the wedge heal, smear some lip gloss on my lush lil lips, and flip my hair up into a roll… that should get me all ready for grocery shopping… Hopefully there are a lot of men I can leave quivering in my wake while I shop…that’s always fun… Just kidding! hee hee

I just made grocery shopping sexy too, huh? What can I say? I am just that good…

Brigitte!

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Google blogs have picked up my live journal… I just opened and checked… then bam… there it was… now only if they would pick up the word press one… I would be in some serious business! I will rule the world of phone sex, oh yes, I will rule it!

The Twin wanna be called today… trying to imitate me… lol… such a goofy sissy… he even tried doing my voice… I mean, seriously… hee hee… he must really like me laughing at him! The was his show and tell for today anyways… showing me how he’d practice. He even tried to imitate my orgasm… which we all know is my signature… and since he hasn’t even heard it… and he’s a he and not me… he failed miserably… more giggling ensued…

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I need a whip… a pink one. I wonder if they make pink Indiana Jones whips? I know they make all sorts of pink paddles… but I don’t know bout a whip. Googling it now… grrr plenty of floggers, but now actual pink whip. I am so in need of a pink whip… is it so hard to dye leather a nice baby pink? lol

I got to Domme to fucktarts last night… One after another. It’s odd, I will go forever without dominating someone… then out of the blue, two of you find me back to back. Kind of like the super natural phone sex last month… most be something in the air. Like hmmmm… the breeze smells nice, I think Ill got offer up my chocolate starfish for Princess Brigitte to vandalize… lol. Gotta love BDSM Phone Sex.

Well, I could never figure out why my live journal just wasn’t showing up in Google Blogs, I always figured I wasn’t getting enough hits or something… Or something was right, almost 400 posts made by this phone sex princess and she’s got it on lock down so google can’t pick it up. Found the lil switch last week and not only is this blog showing up, but also my other blogs as well. The ones I offer up incase you like a different format or happen to blog with them, so you can keep better track of me!

I may rock, but sometimes I’m a lil slow on the up take! I know, as long as I uptake it up the bootay, you guys don’t mind.

I crack myself up!

Well, I have a pretty busy day planned today. I am on my way to shower, so all I am wearing is my disney princess bath towel. After that its off to lunch with a friend, then stopping by the hospital to visit my dance instructor (I didn’t do it, he’s in for a surgery to fix his knee. Contrary to the rumors going around, I did not give him a heart attack with something I said) then I do have dance class with his replacement, whom I have promised to be gentle on… yeah rights…she’s toast… lol. Then back home for a well deserved swim. I probably wont be home till ten or eleven my time…and available maybe by midnight!

So, I best be going…

For those who care, I have a pink cotton sundress layed out on my bed for me to wear today. It’s kinda old fashioned, like from the fifties, fitted at the top, then it flows out at the waist. It has butterfly buttons for the straps that come over my shoulders to attach too… I have white panties with pink butterflies put aside… no bra… and I think my hair is just gonna have to go up in a pony today… cause it’s still a bit on the warm side…

Talk to you all soon!

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Cause this lil hooker got her pool… and it is filling up as we speak! It will fill up probably by morning or so… but I will do 50 percent off all calls till midnight pst Wednesday! I will even let your pre purchase time at 1.00 a minute if you would like over the next three days… Buy a hundred minutes, for a hundred dollars… and use them in ten minute blocks all month long if you like! Who’s your favorite taboo phone sex operator? I am! I am!

How did I get it so quickly? I got me a Sugar Daddy! A Financial Domination finatic who lives… get this… in the next town over. He paid for it online and we picked it up at the store… and get this… his princess… (me) deserved a bigger pool than what she wanted… so she got it… I got an 18 foot pool… that goes five feet high… with 4 and a half feet of water deep! Oh yeah… it’s like totally awesome and huge. So all day…we were out back leveling the ground… getting the rocks out… and that’s a lot of work on a twenty foot, by twenty foot section… This pookie is sore… holy moly!

My sugar daddy can now call for his reward… be a good sugar daddy… you know what you need to do!

I did almost get enough gift certificates to buy the pool, thank you guys… and they won’t be going to waste… I feel kinda bad for getting them now that they aren’t going to the pool… but I am going to get pool toys and stuff… and my pink schwinn bike so I can cruise main street on it! I have been looking forward to doing that in the evenings!

Does anyone know how to get rid of mosquitos? They were coming at us tonight while filling up the pool… and i just would rather not deal with them… if you have any ideas… I would greatly appreciate it!

I am missing a totally awesome black dress and shoes off my wishlist… um… yeah… and I think I know who did it… didn’t think I check that sort of thing… now did you Charlotte… I admit it… I didn’t think of those shoes and that dress together, but as soon as i saw them both missing.. as well as your cryptic message on my answering machine… I knew what you had done…. but yes, you are right… I am the ultimate barbie doll… arent I? Well, maybe more like skipper in the chest department!

For those who care, I am wearing a white summer dress… with an empire waste and white cotton panties… with an itty bitty satin bow at the waistband in the front… No bra, cause the straps would show. We, my brother and C, took a shower after working all day, not together, and got dressed in summer evening ware and went to shortys for dinner… ate outside… drank margaritas… just had a really nice time. My hair is up in a ponytail… in a white scrunchy that came with the dress… it’s made out of the same material even… My skin has a bit of a pink tint to it… I might have got a lil too much sun today… but it was just a sample of days to come… as I AM NEVER LEAVING MY POOL once I get in it… lol!

Well, I got some website work to do… so I better get on it. Then Im off to go check on my pool… maybe sneak in for a midnight skinny dip! Woo Hoo!

Brigitte The Merry Mermaid!

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I think I broke it… JUST KIDDING!

Oh man, oh man, oh man… did I have a blast last night! Watched Asia Porn all night long, holy moly was that fun masturbating with you guys… getting to actually see what turns you on, and you getting to see what makes me tick! We are so doing that again… I don’t know how many times I came last night, but holy fuck a noli… I wanna do it again! Probably one of the most erotic nights I have ever had! And no, I will not be getting my poor lil hoo haw pierced, no matter how hot it looks in porn… the thought of piercing that… makes me want to pass out… and not in the good way!

Sorry Pookie Wookie Snookie… whom this lil whore tried to wake up for this morning… but failed miserably… sigh… I really did want to play today, and was all excited bout it… but alas my body dictated when I was to wake up… I need to realize my own limits, least listen to what my body is telling me.

It’s raining today, so my gardening plans are put on hold. I am going to take a few calls today, but boys… please be gently… let’s just say, masturbating with such zest last night… was a little over zealous and it actually kinda hurts to sit down… hee hee. I’m so bad… probably why you all like me so much!

I think you guys need to email me with your favorite porn stars for the next round… anybody but Jenna, sorry… if she happens to be in something, I tend to fast forward… blghh. But email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I will pick the most popular and put her up for our next porn a thon!

I’ve already got 100 dollars towards my dream! My swim pool! Woo Hoo! Two hundred more and it is so mine! You guys rock hard core!!! I remember from being a little girl… that it takes FOREVER to fill a pool up… and then you have to wait forever for the chemicals to set… so… as soon as I get my pool and we get the hose in it to start filling it… ALL CALLS WILL BE 50 PERCENT OFF till my pool is filled and ready for me to dive in! How cool is that??? Ohhh yeah, we gonna have a pool party!!! hee hee.

My recordings page is up and ready, you can buy the only recording I have done so far… hee hee… on niteflirt right now at 2.25 a minute… Im masturbating… lol… I am working on the wav ones that you can just buy from me. So you can download them to your computer if you want, or visit the link as many times as your hearts desire… those will be done by Monday, plus a whole bunch more recordings! Go me! I rule huh? It’s ok, you can tell me.. I know I rock hard core!

Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte… I keep forgetting Charlotte… but I will announce it today! I created him a myspace page… decorated it myself to what I thought of him.. hee hee… He is my first friend on my myspace page… A Check it out .. I just pulled a layout from the internet, it wasn’t my design, but Charlotte loves it and agrees it’s so her! Hee Hee… if you want me to do you one, specifically for being my phone sex budy, let me know. I can even hook you up with your own wonder whore email address to sign into it with! There are a couple of pics from disney world and seaworld on there in my pics… on my account, that you can check out… I haven’t uploaded them all, as my computer hates me.

Oh yeah… and if you haven’t noticed… My butterfly in the tab is PERFECT now! It doesn’t look like someone smooshed it with a news paper anymore… woo hoo! That was just driving me ape shit! sheesh I am pretty proud of myself.. I have been working like a hooker in heat this past month. Every page on my website is operational… I work on it a little everyday… now all I need to do is get it to the top of the Search Engines and I will be happy! I have some tweaking to do, get on some top sites, fix my index page, then link it to more sites… plus beg my brother to research SEO for adult sites… and then give me the cliff notes so I CAN RULE THE WORLD… muah ha ha ha ha hee hee.

Anyways… I will always update new things on there, plus, I have a plan for a new site to go along with my wonder whore site… since google doesn’t like the word whore.. sigh… lol… anyways… the new site will be a more HARD CORE Brigitte… lol.. whatever that means!!!

For those who care, right now I am in a black and white mod sleevless dress. The kind you would find in the early sixties… no waist, white thick line ddown the front of the dress that splits and lines the bottom of the dress… I need some mod white sun glassess to go with it.. and knee high white boots. I am just wearing a pair of white mules with em… they look modish enough! My hair is straight… I went and took my flat iron to it… so it is like rod stright down around my face… including my bangs. I look hot… just trust me on it. I have on… ok, don’t laugh at me… but it was a set I got in the kids department… a pink and blue care bre training bra and panty set on underneath… I said it… training bra… so there so!

Think I’d better dance now…

Brigitte

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I got me a birthday counter and a drawing I did that sparkles… hee hee. I know, I am an addict. Maybe tonight I will start adding pictures to my account from the vacation and all my travels…

Speaking of travel, there might be a slight possibility of me going to Sweden in the next year or so. How cool would that be? On top of my trip to Italy, that which is going to happen next fall… a lil birdie told me… hee hee. I also want to go back to Vegas and back to Disney World… so it looks like if I play my cards right… this lil chickie might be a word travelor! Oh yeah… Im sucha dork.

Im thinking of learning how to geo cache… and if learn to do it, I might start, with my travels… setting up my own for you guys to find… maybe like stick free call passwords in the lil thingy you find… hee hee. I don’t know, Im still mulling over the idea… I just kinda like the fact that we can be in the same spot at one point… kinda sexy… hee hee.

Anyways, I am off to dance class… just thought I would check in…

Oh yeah… and for those who care, right I am wearing black velour dance pants that are bootleg cut and ride low on my hips, a very tight dance shirt that say “pink is for the princess” and the matching hoodie that goes to my pants. I wear dance heals at class, but i go to class in my ballet slipper like shoes.

Talk to you all soon…

Brigitte