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Phone Sex Cutie Should Have, But Didn’t… sigh.

  • July 5, 2010 at 10:33 am

There was this beautiful woman on the boat yesterday. Dressed in a skin tight red dress that when the sun hit it just right, you could see her black thong and bra. There was a lot of sun yesterday. Not only could you see her undies, but the dress was so tight, you could see her mound. Her sweet little mound that I would have given anything to have gone down on. If you know me, you know, I love bald mounds… nothing like looking over a mound to see the pleasure you are giving someone, am I right guys?

Her body, was perfect. Toned and tall. Her breast, well they were smaller than mine. But it was her face that made me so intimidated by her. She looked seventeen, dark hair, blue eyes, perfect skin. Her face was probably one of the most breath taking faces I have ever seen. I could have stared at her all night, I probably did.

I wanted to talk to her so bad, sooo bad. I wanted to know if I, someone as plain as me, could have a chance with her. But I was scared. Every time she came near me, I would start to shake. When I finally heard her speak, she spoke what I thought was Russian, so maybe should wouldn’t have even have understood me if I had tried to talk to her.

It would have been fun to try.

I had my camera, I should have taken a picture, but every time she was near… I couldn’t think. Alas, she is gone forever and I will never know… sigh. But I will always have her in my head, my dreams.

Sorry, had to get that out. I know, most are probably thinking it’s BS, just normal “phonebot” journal spew, but cross my heart, I fell in love with a complete stranger last night. Love, lust, whatever… I can’t get her out of my head.

What was I doing on a boat you might ask? My friends and I went on a Dinner Cruise. We were suppose to go to Hampton Beach, but at last minute almost, our plans changed. Yesterday was extremely amazing, even if it got off on the wrong foot.

I went out to lunch with some people Im doing volunteer work with, they know what I do for a living, as I am open and honest with everyone. The peeps do that underhanded compliment and just are so fake. They are soccer moms who think volunteering give them street cred, as all they talk about is how burdensome volunteering can be to their busy lives. Sucks Ass. They treat me and a couple of the other girls the same. I got to talk to them a little bit more, found out ones a stripper and the other, well… lady of the night, tho you would never have guessed if you saw her.

They really don’t tell people what they do, because they get judged, and they don’t tell people they volunteer because they don’t need to. I tell some people, but it’s more of a, hey, I do it, we could use some help, so why don’t you do it too kinda thing. It was kinda cool, cause all three of us are in the same biz, they our personalities are completely different. People judge us, say we are doing harm to the world, and here we are helping. I wonder if it’s because maybe it’s our way to prove them wrong? huh?

After lunch, my friends and I drove up to this little craft fair about an hour and a half away. When we got there, it was at a ski lodge and they had the ski lift going! So we all got on and road to the top of the mountain, it was so amazing. So peaceful. I thought it would be a short ride, but it just kept going, and going. At the top, it gave us a great view of the lakes region. Now I want to take up skiiing cause it looks so fun.

After the ski lift, we walked through the crafts fair and foung… POTTERS WHEELS. I hadn’t played on one in forever. I made lil kids cry tho. Cause I got on and made a beautiful vase in like ten minutes. The 12 year olds had wabbly gunk. Moms were pretty ticked at me, I look like im 12, I guess. They were telling their children, “she probably been watching them teach for awhile.” I am really having a hard time liking most soccer moms. Blghh.

Post clay awesomeness, we ran across a covered bridge. Apparently they are everywhere, but I have only found two so far. Oddly enough, the last one was last 4th of July, lol. I was so excited, till I found out that this bridge was only built in 1995. Lame. Pretty, but lame none the less.

That brings us to the Dinner Cruise on the Mt. Washington. Retro ship, was awesome. Food was good, music was hokey, but I had fun. Chasing down the “lady in red”. I may have to paint her from memory, she’s haunting me. Met up with my Brother and the Other on the cruise and watched one of the most beautiful sunsets I have ever seen from the water, that was capped off by fireworks going off all around us. Simply Amazing.

It’s weird not being near a military area around here. With the military, the fourth of julys is spectacular. Here, it’s like, ok, an excuse to drink at best. I miss being near army bases, but was fun to see some people enjoying the fourth, making it wonderful.

I will just have to train New Hampshire how to throw an Awesome 4th of July Party. Lol.

Check out my website for new Phone Sex Specials I got specials for Cuckold Phone Sex and Sissy Phone Sex You also should be following me on Twitter if you aren’t, as I have twitter specials all the time.

Also, if you buy a call with Alexis or Alissa on Taboo Phone Sex Fantasy you get a free call with me to use at a later time. These are my newest girls and I want to show them off. Make sure you check them out.

Plus, on Fridays… we have Friday Night Chat nights in the Phonesex Chat Room from 11pm to 2 am EST. All previous callers that come in to play are eligible for a free 20 minute call!

I have to say, I am having soooo much fun running my own phone sex company. Don’t get me wrong, it’s A LOT of hard work, but it’s work I enjoy non the less. Yesterday was the first full day I had taken off in I don’t know how long. Felt really, really weird. My girlfriends kept teasing me that I could talk dirty to them if they liked, but I told them they couldn’t afford me… hee hee.

Anyways… I have probably chatted you up enough! You should probably call me now, so we can have some fun!

Kiss Kiss Kiss
Brigitte Kelly
The Wonder Whore

Viva Las Phone Sex Vegas

  • November 24, 2008 at 5:12 pm

I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion’s on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly… hee hee. That’s cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE… insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did… which I think is illegal to have a block on it… but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means… I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny… like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can’t yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I’m doing the right thing and who know’s how long it’s going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light… more cause they don’t want people to lose interest in me… which is cool. I have lots of work to get done… lots and lots… I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself… and nothing would get done… also the reason I don’t have a real doll of me… if I did, you guys probably wouldn’t hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago… and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls… woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas… I could have used their wallets hard core… lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from… but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens… I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls…man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there… and yes… I got the white tiger… you can only get it on the strip… and dressed it up as a show girl… pink and black… The build a bear is awesome there… love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad… as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando… that I don’t have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando… and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink… I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously… I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear… panties and shoes too… I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state… you have to ask… like mass is a lobster that I don’t have yet. I know, Ill never grow up… but you know what? I don’t have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special… lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was “Crazy Girls” which was way hot… and Im in love with Brenda… I’ve had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business… oh man. She’s got long blonde hair… I think, and a waist… seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online… that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again… oh brenda… sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now… but the show… way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats… mine was at the end of the catwalk… best seats in the house… hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done… lil things here and there… and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving… so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know… I won’t send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I’ll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren’t already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don’t want to wrap it… Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in… and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures… hee hee… and post them in my blog… Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send… hee hee. I know, I know… I’m bribing for presents… but actually, it will be my gift back to you… hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues… Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys… way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates… VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me…
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live… like hershy penn, chocolate… Miami… beach related stuff… etc.
6. Pay my bills… hee hee…
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket… have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It’s horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up… and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before… but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm… it’s like in the twenties right now… but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it’s taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal… woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I’m gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can’t get a hold of me now. I haven’t talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is… she sure sounds cute to me… but you can call… http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don’t feel like going. I think Im to… uh… excited… wet… horny… to concentrate on class… so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me… fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

Fetish Phone Sex Live Blog Radio Show

  • July 13, 2008 at 9:34 am

Hiya my Snooky Pooks! I just wanted to let you all know that tonight’s Live Blog Radio Show will be at 11:30pm est instead of 11:00 because somebody didn’t reserve her spot in time. Sheesh… who knew Sundays would be such a hot day for Blog Talk Radio? Certainly not I? So it’s pushed back till 11:30 tonight and I will be focusing on Fetish Phone Sex and not just because it is a key phone sex word for search engines… lol. I will actually be discussing what exactly is a fetish and how it can be used via one of our kinky Phone Sex calls! Make sure you listen tonight at my blog talk radio show Notice my new Amazon product placing… yes, I do rule don’t I? I figured out how to do that… now all I need to know is how to pretty up my profile!

I am actually on my way out the door, after I pop off a couple of recordings, to go have a pic nic in the park with my friends kitten and joe, apparently they have some news for me… I think it’s a bun in the oven… but Im not sure… so Ill act surprised whatever it is they want to tell me.

It’s a beautiful day here, a lil warm, but just the perfect breeze… so I may wear actual clothes to go out in and not just my bikini and cut off shorts… All I got on right now are my white and black and pink hello kitty undies. But I am thinking of putting on my new lilac sun dress that my dear friend charlotte purchased for me. It’s been calling my name since it got here… and I have the perfect pair of wedge cork and white sandals to wear with it. I bet that dress will totally rock my hot lil body… hee hee.

I am having dinner with May and her sister who is coming from out of town. May is a friend from dance class… she’s a bit peculiar… just like me. So we get a long just famously! I wonder what her sister is like?

Had another wonderful night with the Funny Man, the last for a lil bit… sigh… what will I do with myself at night? Guess Ill just have to think of my last call with him with fond memories… sniff. Hee Hee We will actually be playing next week… cause he partook in the dildo for a call special I have going on. I am going to make my dildos cute lil name cards to go in the containers I put them in… that say your nick names that I have given you.

Doing the comic strip layout for ruffle butt panties is a lil more difficult than I had planned… so it may be a few more days… but don’t you worry, I will launch it soon… I need to just rip off the bandaid and promote promote promote… so i can get to work on www.thepinkdungeon.com so I can have it ready for an August 1st launch. I then have tons of other site redesigns to do as well, to include utopia… it’s time for a change, is it not?

I am so having a blast since coming back from my lil mini phone sex break… no drama, no worries… just fun fun fun! The way phone sex was meant to be. If something doesn’t go my way, then I just brush it off and move right a long. I used to get so upset, worrying bout what others thought of me… but now, I don’t relly care, cause let’s be honest here… I am the best! No seriously… I am so damn good, I turn myself on… hee hee. I rock and you guys know it, and love me, and adore me… and ok, so now my ego has grown so big I can’t even control it! I rule I rule I rule… hee hee.

Will someone please sign my guest book… sheesh… it’s at the bottom of every single one of my pages and yet… no one’s signed it. If you could sneak in the words phone sex, I would love you even more for it! lol And I would really like some more reviews… I know… Imma pain in the butt, I want you to pay me for phone sex on top of work for me too… hee hee… Ill be extra special nice to you if you do… neener neener!

Does this outfit not have my name all over it… hee hee… It’s on my Amazon wishlist and I think I might be spoiling myself with it this week… take a peak…

Phone Sex Princess Outfit

Well, I best go get my recordings done then go make my lunch date… I’ve already had such a busy morning already… been swimming for a bit, getting my sun, worked on the pink room for a bit… hopefully that will be done soon so I can share pictures, if I get my camera working … grr grrr. Apparently sand is one of the worst things for a camera… I should know this already, having killed one camera with the sand in San Francisco while visiting my sisters. They so need to make camera’s sand proof. I have another one, that is smaller pixels I used to use… I just have to find it. I am pretty sure it’s not in storage cause I used it in colorado, I just hope it didn’t stay in colorado.

Kiss,
Your Phone Sex Princess

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

thewonderwhore@gmail.com
1-877-281-1531

Sing it! My phone sex brings all the boys to the yard… shake your butt!

  • June 22, 2008 at 3:24 pm

I have had the most wonderful weekend ever! I feel like it’s been a whirlwind, with being in Cambridge and Boston the past two days and then going to a BBQ this afternoon, followed by a street party, and then capped off by doing a champaign testing at a friends house tonight, with totally awesome conversation… it just was perfect. Not to mention the hot steamy phone sex I had last night with one of my favorite callers… hubba hubba… it hurt so good! You know what, we didn’t even get to our Taboo Role Play Phone Sex Scenerio we had talked about… guess we are so gonna have to do it next time.

Sparkling wine does me in… I am sitting here trying to write in my naughty blog, and I can’t stop giggling… or staring at the screen… I am a lil tipsy… not much, but just enough that I feel no pain. I found a really nice sparkling wine that I like that is really cheap… balatorie… you guys might know about it, but I didn’t. I like it a lot. I was over at Kitten’s and my dance instructors house… they had me and a few friends over to their most awesome house… perfectly decorated, with a beautifuly landscaped lawn… just awesome… I am so moving in. I laughed all night long, and drank a lil too much. I tried to act like a cool drunk, instead of the fall down giggly drunk… and I am not sure if I pulled it off. Your phone sex princess enjoys champagne a little toooo much. Next time we go over, we are having a martini night… awesome!

I will be home for most of tomorrow… cept to pick up some pink paint for my room upstairs and maybe to go see a movie later on in the evening… haven’t made my mind up. I have been gone all weekend and need to work, because taking over the phone sex world is a difficult task, but even more difficult when you spend your time doing everything but working on taking over the phone sex world.. lol.

Oh man, am I looking forward to laying back and rubbing out massive orgasms to your calls tomorrow… I mean, I have had fun and all this weekend… but come one, I get paid to masturbate… it’s not like my job is high strees. Just the opposite. I get to play out taboo phone sex fantasies, I get to dress up and pimp in sissy phone sex fantasies… and pretty much the sky is the limit in anything goes phone sex. I mean, who know’s what your deviant desires hold for me? Everyday is exciting and new… let me tell you, if you knew how awesome my job was… you would so try to get it.

For those who care, right now I am halfway undressed. I work my red bikini with the gold circle clasp in the middle of my lil breasts, and gold chains on the sides of the bikini bottoms. Over I word dark denim jean shorts, which are now undone… and I had one, but now have taken off a white cotton top that tied at my waist…. White wedge flip flops with read finger nails and toe nails. My hair was lose, but at times today, I had it up in a twist with those claw hair holders… just to get it out of my face. I got A LOT of sun today… not too much that I am red or orange… but just enough to make me feel a shade darker.

Well, I had better take my lil phone sex ass to bed as I am extremely pooped! I would stay up and do calls tonight, but I would be afraid I would suck if I did, cause all my body and mind are doing is screaming out for sleep…

Call me soon,

Brigitte
Your phone sex Wonder Whore
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

8772811531

Phone Sex Specials and Events

  • June 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm

I updated my phone sex specials and events section on my webpage last night… so now you can see what I have planned for the next month. You know, it just tickles me pink that you guys love these specials. I should have been doing them all along! Thursdays truly are my favorite day of the week. I need to update my calender on Google, it’s just a bit of a pain, wish I could create my own calendar that was easier… maybe someday. Anyways, here are my new specials…

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June 19th – Role–Play–A–Palooza

On June 13th, I will post a list of role plays in my journals, just check for the entry on that date, some new ones as well as old favorites. Let’s see how many we can mark off the list! Calls will be discounted down to $1.50 a minute!!
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June 26th – All Calls $1.50 a minute!

See how much this little phone sex princess looooves you guys! Starting at 12:01 am est and ending at midnight pst. That’s right, 27 hours of discounted calls! Get your cheap phone sex right here!
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July 3rd – Bedtime Stories with Brigitte

Let me put you to bed with my favorite erotic bedtime stories. A ten minute tuck in call is only ten dollars. I’ll bring the books, you bring the pj’s. Schedule your in advance to make sure this hot little phone sex temptress is available.
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July 4th-10th -Show Me Your American Pride

Send me a picture of you decked out all patriotic and you will get any call length of your choice 50 percent off! Anything from you wearing nothing but an American flag and a grin, to your favorite USA pride shirt, or even just your willy painted red, white and blue will get you this highly coveted discount! (Please no sparklers shoved in… uh… creative places. I like you too much for you to endanger your sensitive parts.)

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Apparently not having my information in my journals on how to contact me, made me miss a new client… a submissive no less… but you know what… he’s gonna be back. I emailed him… and I will work on making sure at least all the blogs, cept my myspace one will have all my contact info at the bottom of each entry… how bout that? Till I get this whole wordpress blog thing down pat, things might be a lil disorganized. I am learning lots with the new domme site.

I got lots of new things going on. I don’t know if it was because my mailbox was always filled with spam that I didn’t notice, but I’ve been contacted by so many new places, it’s not even funny. Some of the things I am considering I can’t go into right now, because I don’t want to jinx, or I can’t until things are sealed… but it’s kinda cool. Everything will be revealed in due time, of course, but know this… lots of exciting things are going to be happening. So, stick with me…hee hee… the fun awaits us!

Oh gosh, last night and this morning, rocked hard core! Let’s just say, lots of naughty and taboo phonesex was had by all. I met a new guy last night that loves bisexual sex just as much as I do. We spent over an hour on the phone together having kinky phone sex where I ended up being… get this… a Tranny! Woo Hoo… that was a first for me. Get your Tranny phone sex here? lol Was kinda empowering having a dick, kinda like how it would feel to have bigger boobs I suppose! I truly am… the wonder whore! lol

How cool would it be to call my number and if I am busy, for it to tell you how long till I will be available? Have a way to purchase recordings easily? Well, look for it in the near future. I want my own call platform, one that is personally mine.. an nooo body elses… hee hee. Oh yeah… it won’t be for awhile, cause the stuff for it’s a bit on the expensive side… but it may show up in the near future… depending on how hard this phone sex princess works her hiney off.

Yeah… the sun just came out! I am going to go hop in the pool… I have been hanging around in a red lil bikini for the past two hours just waiting for the rain to stop long enough for me to go dive on in! The past couple of days I have been hard pressed to find good enough weather to hop into the pool… sheesh. This whole week is kinda a bust, Ill have to swim for a couple hours at a time here or there. I am told, to enjoy this weather tho, because it will be last of the really cool days for awhile.

Think I had better swim now… lol

Brigitte
1-877-281-1531
www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Holy Fuck Bunnies!

  • June 10, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Yes, I have been in the pool ALL DAY LONG. I was in it last night… masturbating, I got up bright and early, climbed in… swam… rubbed a lil… swam some more, got out to get GIANT bowl of strawberries… put bowl on floaty near me along with bottled water and stayed there till just about five minutes ago. I am dripping wet typing to you… here, Ill shake a lil off… hee hee.

It’s good that pool is up and going today cause… let me tell you it is hot… I came in to see just how hot is is… let me just check… drum roll please…

HOLY FUCK BUNNIES its 101 degrees! It didn’t even get this hot in Colorado last summer… someone snow me… please… ok, I just didn’t ask for snow…nope, nope, nope, but fuck it’s hot outside!

I am thinking it is time for an ice cream cone… big one… but I will have to wait till I am not full of strawberries… hee hee. They were good strawberries… I didn’t eat them all, but I sure enough wanted to. Nothing like laying back, floating on the water, splashing it on your tummy and watching those water beads form and roll down. Picking up almost frozen strawberries on a very hot day… rubbing them on your lips before savoring every last bit… I guess I really didn’t need to type all that to turn you on all I had to say is… I am wearing and itsy bitsy teeny weeny pale pink bikini… yup, wet one… that is clinging to me very tightly. You so can see the outline of my special place through my bikini… neener neener.

Got to be a naughty pool bunny who teased the pool boy a lil to much this morning… and when you tease pool boys too much, they tend to take care of business pretty swiftly, lets just say my bottom was bobbin more than the pool floaties!!! I am so bad!

I am off to jump back in the pool… if I don’t pick up the phone the first time you ring, just try it again… cause I just didn’t get out of the pool and inside in time… hee hee.

Think Id better dance now!

Brigitte

PS Visitors to my site were way high yesterday, the highest they had been in a long time… I don’t know what our highest is, but I am going to start from yesterdays totals… cause they were pretty good. Make sure you click through the site when you read my journal, you never know what might pop up and pretty much, it helps me too!

Role Play Phone Sex! I rule it!

  • June 7, 2008 at 7:42 am

My missed appointment yesterday, got me… and boy did we have some fun. I have been so… uh… easily excitable lately… oh man! The thought of boinking a caller real time is enough to get my panties a little more than just damp… hubba hubba. This time we played like I staled him… hee hee… found his home, snuck in… and while he was sleeping… handcuffed him and had my way with him. Him waking up only to feel me under the covers doing whatever I wanted… and boy did I want!!! I am so glad we FINALLY got together… hee hee!

Ninety more dollars and the pool is mine! I can almost feel the water now! I can’t wait… it’s gonna be a hot one today and I have a lot of activities planned for outdoors… starting with a 5k race, ending with helping my friend plant her garden and get her lawn mowed. I should be home later on tonight to take calls… in the air conditioning… lol! So, if you want me, you know what you need to do!

Sad to see Hillary give up her campaign, but it was way past time… and of course I am all for an Obama/Clinton ticket. I always said I would vote for him if he was put up, just really, really liked Clinton. Ahh well… can’t win them all, just would like to win one!

Here’s a pic of the Clintons when I saw them back in January… good times… so very glad I went and donated…

 Role Play Phone Sex! I rule it!

I don’t really think Obama can win against the old man without her… with the polls saying almost half of clintons supporters would vote for him… ughh! How could they?

Well, I have to take off… I am in racing form today…

For those who care, right now I am wearing my brand new racing outfit… pink bike shorts… pale pink, with matching running tank… white stripes down the side… and pink socks and white runners… I look damn cute… will look even cuter with my number on my back… talk to you soon!

Brigitte

Phone Sex In The Afternoon!

  • June 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Oh brother, you boys are horny today… least I know a handful of you are satisfied now… lol! I think it’s hot when you guys call me on your lunch breaks, or even while you are at work… if your co-workers only knew what you guys did in your offices… hee hee. I know, I’ll never tell!

I worked out a little too hard at the gym yesterday. My arms are so sore, so if you here… ow ow ow… as I rub rub rub, pay no attention to it… a lil pain with my pleasure never hurt… ok, so who’s the kinky one now? ME ME ME! I worked my muscles to exhaustion yesterday… to where you start quivering as you try to get that last rep in… I was moanin and groanin like a pro… oh… wait… I am a pro… well, I was moanin and groanin like the rest of the hard bodies in there… go me!

So, I have loaded up my camera again with over a thousand images, and these were takin since I have been back from Florida. I am downloading them right now, and hope to get a couple uploaded so you can see what I have been up to. It looks like it might take a bit, it’s frozen up my computer. I am on my brothers computer right now. Grr Grr Grr.

I have dance class tonight… oh man, that’s going to hurt… I should take a epson salt bath before hand… to relax my muscles and get me ready for more torture. I didn’t go for my run today and I should have..

After my dance class, it’s my normal night out with the girls… gonna get my drink on… I am leaving my car at a friends house… so that way I can drink…woo hoo… I will get it in the morning.

I have four people signed up to watch porn with me on Thusday… I won’t be available from 7-8 pm est, 8-9 est, 10-11 est and 3-4 am est. I still have openings at 9-10, 11-12, 12-1, 1-2, 3-4 … hee hee… Masturbation Marathon here I come! Needless to say, Friday I will be taking the morning off to recoop… I think I have plans on Friday night, but I am not sure yet. I may be home, I will let you know.

For those who care, right now I have on a purple thong… and that’s it… I think Im gonna take a bath… with bubbles and everything… wanna join me?

Brigitte

ps… Ill post pictures later!

I feel beautiful tonight…

  • May 31, 2008 at 9:42 pm

My friday nightpost didn’t get uploaded for some reason… so here it is, out of order.

WARNING: GIRLIE POST! I can’t be held responsible for all the girlieness in this blog! Blame it on Sex in The City

I know, you guys say Im pretty and what not… and I tell you that’s because Im naked… and you think all naked girls are pretty… Tonight, I felt beautiful, it was a wonderful night, just perfect. I love summer nights… tell me more , tell me more… couldn’t resist.. lol. I love the breeze and the night air, and just the feel of a summer evening.. how can you not feel… sexy. I was dressed so perfect tonight, my dress did arrive yesterday… it matched the movie perfectly… the shoes were like heaven… I did my hair up… resisted the urge to find an obnoxious hat to go with the ensemble… like carrie, and wish I would have. However, I don’t think I would have felt as pretty tonigh if I did. I wore this mauvey pink nicole miller dress that had a gold sequined scrunched waist… it was a halter top dress that just clung perfectly to my breasts… and would have drug on the floor if it weren’t for my stunning minolo heels… I practiced last night how to walk in them… like walking a tight rope. My skin… I used a lotion that had asheen to it on my shoulders and arms… lil under my eyes as well. I wore my hair pulled straight back… but then let loose behind my ears… my friends made it all wild andsexy… My make up… a friend did… just enough, but the look of an almost nude face with lipstick that kitten said was the color of her nipples… lol. She wouldn’t show me…

The only thing i didn’t have was a bag, which at the movie theater… was the them of the night with the 98 percent female crowd. There were huge obnoxious bags from all kinds of designers… a couple from louis… I know because a girl screamed “my louis” better when another louis bag came on screen. I now want a designer bag… lol. Im such a joiner… hee hee.

My friends, all 4 of us… had a blast, it was a total girls night. We did each others hair and make up… we helped each other get dressed, or pick out the outfits for the other friends… mine was the best outfit. We gabbed bout men, life, and shopping… and didn’t give any of the boys attention when we went to the bars. We didn’t even accept the free drinks that were given to us… we had our cosmos and each other… and that is all we needed!

I wish I could say the movie was perfect. A very rare few are, the only bad thing I can say is that it was a bit on the long side… what worked in 30 minute episodes, didn’t in a two hour movie… but other than that… my heart skipped a beat when the opening them played breifly in the beginning. Perfect opening… and I love how they mixed the episodes in to catch everybody up to speed.

The movie had everything you loved from the series… The girls, the sex, the girl talk… perfect… and as always… the fifth friend… fashion…

I so want to be Carrie… sigh… I will need a bigger closet… and well… someone elses spending limit on a credit card! I need a sugar daddy and fast! Financial Dominationt I feel beautiful tonight... … here I come!!!

Anyways… thanks Char… tonight I was Cinderella… glass shoes and all…

For those who care, I am still in my pretty dress, thinking about when and where I can wear it again… I didn’t wear a bra with it… but I do have on gold panties… that tie on the side. My hair is no longer slicked back, but tamed down and wound into a bun. I don’t want to take my dress off… I wonder if it would damage it to much to fall asleep in it… I can pretend to be sleeping beauty… waiting for my Mr. Big to kiss me awake!

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  • May 31, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Today we went to The Butterfly Place in Mass. It was pretty cool, couple hundred butterfly running around, landing on you, fornicating. Got to see cocoons and everything. I took plenty of pictures. I should be downloading them right now so I can share, but it takes forever! I need one of those sd readers for my camera. I just looked, they are only like eight bucks on Amazon, put it on my wish list, I will try and get it this week or something.

Went to the mall afterwords, ahh… the mall, we just got a sephora shop… but I kinda like my mac makeup better… wish they would put a mac store in.. that would be awesome. Went to Macy’s and got two new pairs of Sandals. You can’t really wear a lot of sandals in Washington, cause of the rain, but here… my toes are all pedicured and begging to be showed off…

I got these, I got two dresses that these would be awesome with, figured they would be cute with my white denim skirts too..
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Also went to the Disney store… sniff… I wish I could live at Disney World… I picked up this lil number… which was actually on clearance.. http://disneyshopping.go.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/DSIProductDisplay?catalogId=10002&storeId=10051&productId=1220142&langId=-1&categoryId=11873t Princess Phone Sex I think I am going to need a bigger closet… hee hee. The one from sex in the city got me a lil wet… is that a bad thing?

Tonight I just went out to Shorty’s with my friend Kitten, her husband is my dance teacher and she and I have become really good friends. I call her kitten, cause she is platinum blonde and purrs like a kitten whe talks. She’s so fucking sexy it’s not even funny. I got me a sour apple margarita… ohh hubba hubba… and we just had a really nice time. She loves that I am a phone sex operator, thinks it’s the coolest thing since the invention of the vibrator… and I was telling her bout some of my embarassing moments… where I goofed up on calls… and she was just dying laughing…

We then hit up the Barnes and Noble, I showed her a couple of my favorite sex books there… which she got, she said they were probably really good, cause I should know… lol! I just got me another sketch pad, I fill them up like crazy. Good thing they are only seven bucks a piece… Im gonna have a really big credit card bill because of my lil shopping spree earlier today.

My brother’s boyfriends sister is visiting, and she is driving me bonkers. She came last week and I swear she sticks to me like crazy glue. I keep giving her my car, just to get her out of my hair… blghh. I know, I should be more patient, but I kinda like having the whole house to myself to work… I can have phone sex in any room of the house… naked… but not when we have company!

Well, I should get some stuff done on http://www.thewonderwhore.comt Princess Phone Sex Nothing fun, just some stuff to get my site out there a little bit more. Also need to get some graphics done for other projects before I go to bed. Tomorrow I have dance class and a dinner to go to, other than that, I should be home most the day.