08.06.08 / BDSM, Financial Domination, Life, phonesex, Role Play Phone Sex, Sissy Phone Sex, taboo phone sex, wonder whore / Author: admin / Comments Off
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Cause this lil hooker got her pool… and it is filling up as we speak! It will fill up probably by morning or so… but I will do 50 percent off all calls till midnight pst Wednesday! I will even let your pre purchase time at 1.00 a minute if you would like over the next three days… Buy a hundred minutes, for a hundred dollars… and use them in ten minute blocks all month long if you like! Who’s your favorite taboo phone sex operator? I am! I am!
How did I get it so quickly? I got me a Sugar Daddy! A Financial Domination finatic who lives… get this… in the next town over. He paid for it online and we picked it up at the store… and get this… his princess… (me) deserved a bigger pool than what she wanted… so she got it… I got an 18 foot pool… that goes five feet high… with 4 and a half feet of water deep! Oh yeah… it’s like totally awesome and huge. So all day…we were out back leveling the ground… getting the rocks out… and that’s a lot of work on a twenty foot, by twenty foot section… This pookie is sore… holy moly!
My sugar daddy can now call for his reward… be a good sugar daddy… you know what you need to do!
I did almost get enough gift certificates to buy the pool, thank you guys… and they won’t be going to waste… I feel kinda bad for getting them now that they aren’t going to the pool… but I am going to get pool toys and stuff… and my pink schwinn bike so I can cruise main street on it! I have been looking forward to doing that in the evenings!
Does anyone know how to get rid of mosquitos? They were coming at us tonight while filling up the pool… and i just would rather not deal with them… if you have any ideas… I would greatly appreciate it!
I am missing a totally awesome black dress and shoes off my wishlist… um… yeah… and I think I know who did it… didn’t think I check that sort of thing… now did you Charlotte… I admit it… I didn’t think of those shoes and that dress together, but as soon as i saw them both missing.. as well as your cryptic message on my answering machine… I knew what you had done…. but yes, you are right… I am the ultimate barbie doll… arent I? Well, maybe more like skipper in the chest department!
For those who care, I am wearing a white summer dress… with an empire waste and white cotton panties… with an itty bitty satin bow at the waistband in the front… No bra, cause the straps would show. We, my brother and C, took a shower after working all day, not together, and got dressed in summer evening ware and went to shortys for dinner… ate outside… drank margaritas… just had a really nice time. My hair is up in a ponytail… in a white scrunchy that came with the dress… it’s made out of the same material even… My skin has a bit of a pink tint to it… I might have got a lil too much sun today… but it was just a sample of days to come… as I AM NEVER LEAVING MY POOL once I get in it… lol!
Well, I got some website work to do… so I better get on it. Then Im off to go check on my pool… maybe sneak in for a midnight skinny dip! Woo Hoo!
Brigitte The Merry Mermaid!
06.06.08 / BDSM, Financial Domination, google, Life, My Space, Phone Sex, Role Play Phone Sex, The Wonder Whore, wonder whore / Author: admin / Comments Off
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I think I broke it… JUST KIDDING!
Oh man, oh man, oh man… did I have a blast last night! Watched Asia Porn all night long, holy moly was that fun masturbating with you guys… getting to actually see what turns you on, and you getting to see what makes me tick! We are so doing that again… I don’t know how many times I came last night, but holy fuck a noli… I wanna do it again! Probably one of the most erotic nights I have ever had! And no, I will not be getting my poor lil hoo haw pierced, no matter how hot it looks in porn… the thought of piercing that… makes me want to pass out… and not in the good way!
Sorry Pookie Wookie Snookie… whom this lil whore tried to wake up for this morning… but failed miserably… sigh… I really did want to play today, and was all excited bout it… but alas my body dictated when I was to wake up… I need to realize my own limits, least listen to what my body is telling me.
It’s raining today, so my gardening plans are put on hold. I am going to take a few calls today, but boys… please be gently… let’s just say, masturbating with such zest last night… was a little over zealous and it actually kinda hurts to sit down… hee hee. I’m so bad… probably why you all like me so much!
I think you guys need to email me with your favorite porn stars for the next round… anybody but Jenna, sorry… if she happens to be in something, I tend to fast forward… blghh. But email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I will pick the most popular and put her up for our next porn a thon!
I’ve already got 100 dollars towards my dream! My swim pool! Woo Hoo! Two hundred more and it is so mine! You guys rock hard core!!! I remember from being a little girl… that it takes FOREVER to fill a pool up… and then you have to wait forever for the chemicals to set… so… as soon as I get my pool and we get the hose in it to start filling it… ALL CALLS WILL BE 50 PERCENT OFF till my pool is filled and ready for me to dive in! How cool is that??? Ohhh yeah, we gonna have a pool party!!! hee hee.
My recordings page is up and ready, you can buy the only recording I have done so far… hee hee… on niteflirt right now at 2.25 a minute… Im masturbating… lol… I am working on the wav ones that you can just buy from me. So you can download them to your computer if you want, or visit the link as many times as your hearts desire… those will be done by Monday, plus a whole bunch more recordings! Go me! I rule huh? It’s ok, you can tell me.. I know I rock hard core!
Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte… I keep forgetting Charlotte… but I will announce it today! I created him a myspace page… decorated it myself to what I thought of him.. hee hee… He is my first friend on my myspace page… A Check it out .. I just pulled a layout from the internet, it wasn’t my design, but Charlotte loves it and agrees it’s so her! Hee Hee… if you want me to do you one, specifically for being my phone sex budy, let me know. I can even hook you up with your own wonder whore email address to sign into it with! There are a couple of pics from disney world and seaworld on there in my pics… on my account, that you can check out… I haven’t uploaded them all, as my computer hates me.
Oh yeah… and if you haven’t noticed… My butterfly in the tab is PERFECT now! It doesn’t look like someone smooshed it with a news paper anymore… woo hoo! That was just driving me ape shit! sheesh I am pretty proud of myself.. I have been working like a hooker in heat this past month. Every page on my website is operational… I work on it a little everyday… now all I need to do is get it to the top of the Search Engines and I will be happy! I have some tweaking to do, get on some top sites, fix my index page, then link it to more sites… plus beg my brother to research SEO for adult sites… and then give me the cliff notes so I CAN RULE THE WORLD… muah ha ha ha ha hee hee.
Anyways… I will always update new things on there, plus, I have a plan for a new site to go along with my wonder whore site… since google doesn’t like the word whore.. sigh… lol… anyways… the new site will be a more HARD CORE Brigitte… lol.. whatever that means!!!
For those who care, right now I am in a black and white mod sleevless dress. The kind you would find in the early sixties… no waist, white thick line ddown the front of the dress that splits and lines the bottom of the dress… I need some mod white sun glassess to go with it.. and knee high white boots. I am just wearing a pair of white mules with em… they look modish enough! My hair is straight… I went and took my flat iron to it… so it is like rod stright down around my face… including my bangs. I look hot… just trust me on it. I have on… ok, don’t laugh at me… but it was a set I got in the kids department… a pink and blue care bre training bra and panty set on underneath… I said it… training bra… so there so!
Think I’d better dance now…
Brigitte
05.06.08 / Beauty, Financial Domination, Hubba Hubba, Life, Phone Sex, phonesex, Role Play Phone Sex, The Wonder Whore, wonder whore / Author: admin / Comments Off
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I want a swim pool! I think I may through a tantrum if I don’t get one… lol. It’s times like these where I need to get me a couple of sugar daddies… you know, to share the wealth! I have one on my amazon wishlist … that I want to get. I want an in ground pool, but I can wait a couple years for that. Maybe when I get married and have a husband and a pool boy on the side… lol!
Here’s a pic of the pool…
it’s the kind I used to swim in at Lily’s house, the old kbw site owner, and it was pretty cool. It did the job, I remember her’s being pretty small, and her paying way more for it.. I don’t know how big 15 feet is, but since Im just over five feet… I think it will do…lol. If I get this, you will be hard pressed to get me out of it. I ll just have to take calls from the pool… lol. The neighbors already think Imma lil hooker… with all the moaning coming from the basement… we can just let them think Imma sex fiend with all the masturbation I will do in my pool.
Im gonna try to be around a bit more… so I can do more calls and get my pool before the heat really sets in. Saturday is going to be 90… blghh… so I am going to need a place to swim. The only place I can go right now is the boys and girls club, and that’s an indoor pool… there are no outdoor ones nearby… which sucks hard core. My brother and his boyfriend don’t swim, but said I could put a pool in the backyard and they would donate a 100′s to my pool fund for leveling the back yard. I need 200 for the pool and 105 for shipping… so it’s pretty expensive… blghh.
If you want to spoil me rotten like the lil princess I am, you can contribute to my pool fund…lol… just send me a gift certificate from this link here… Gift Certificates and email it to thewonderwhore@gmail.com I am more than willing to trade phone sex for gift certificates… lol. Im such a lil whore…hee hee. That’s why you love me.
This is why I need to be into financial domination… I could just tell a sugar daddy… I want… and pout… and it would be all mine… sniffles… I want… pout pout pout… lol!
MR SEATTLE CALLED! I swear his voice gets my panties all wet… we talked for like forever… cause it had been awhile. I came to the realization while talking to him, that I just absolutely love perverts and that if I ever settle down and get married… hee hee… it’s gonna have to be to a pervert. Someone who’s not afraid to explore… try new things… a man after my own heart. MR SEATTLE is single… but in Seattle… sigh… didn’t know a good thing when I had it… lol. He’s one of the only customers to catch a glimpse of the wonder whore live… he told me last night… he saw me and my dented lil saturn near where I used to live in seattle. I think it was me too… how many hot little chics drive a dented brand new gold saturn? He waited till almost a year to tell me, cause he knew I would get a lil freaked out… lol… not that he would hurt me or anything… MR SEATTLE is most awesome, he just knows “the rules”… so to say! I think there should be more MR SEATTLES, he’s so fucking hot, I think there will be more masturbation tonight before my Asia-a-thon… as warm up… thinking about him, that deep voice, and what he should have done to me in seattle… lol!
Anyways, I have to run to pick out paint samples at home depot, pick up some soil for more plants for my garden… and get my fruit leathers at Hanafords the grocery store… Those are my snacks… they replaced chocolate… fruit leathers… purried fruits dried like a roll up… awesome!
For those who care, I just threw on cut off jean shorts and a pale pink wife beater to go to the store, my hair is pushed back with a head band, white, and I have no undies on… hee hee… gonna slip into my pink flip flops and head out the door! I will be back at five pm for my first call… i have a couple of openings, so email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com if you just want to watch porn with me, if you don’t have your Asia porn ready!