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School Girl Phone Sex

  • September 2, 2008 at 1:27 am

I should have been in bed hours ago, but I can’t sleep. I am so excited bout today… why do you ask?

Hee Hee…

It’s my first day of school!

That’s right, your phone sex sweet heart is officially a school girl again! I can’t wait. I got my outfit picked out and ready to go. I got my cute pink argyle backpack, thank you heathstar, packed with all my school supplies and books… all pink and princessey. I have my hair and make up planned… as to look as cute as possible in case I have become so incredibly stupid in my break from college that I will need to flirt my way to A’s.

I wish time would hurry up, can’t I be in class already?

I had a wonderful weekend… I got a lot of sleep. Isn’t that horrible. Actually, I was pretty exhausted… so I kept my pretty precious butt in bed for a few extra hours of shut eye. I kinda needed it. Most of you know, I don’t get that much sleep, specially with clients in all the us time zones, not to mention my two callers from Europe. I don’t mind it, I really enjoying talking to people from all over the place, just about every three weeks, my body crashes and I need to get some serious sleep. I probably slept to much today, which is another reason I am wide eyed and busy tailed at three in the am. I have to be up at 7.

For some reasons, I am having problems with my webhost, it’s quite sluggish and a pain in the butt… but I do have new surprises for you fellows… some I think you will really like… some I really like. I have tons of new comics to put up, but can’t get the layout right so they will fall in comic format… plus my phone sexradio show is coming back… a slightly different format for now… but still… it will be awesome! Once I launch what I want to launch, it will be whole new kind of phone sex awesomeness!

I think you phone sex cutie might be growing up, don’t get me wrong… I will always look like a pre teen… my mother looks like shes barely 25… so I have good genes… and I will always be inlove with pink… but I kinda sorta have started collecting things that aren’t pink… now… don’t have a heart attack… they aren’t princess related either. I saw these little statues that look like wood carvings with bavarianish details carved on them last christmas. I thought they were a little wierd but kinda cool. Then I saw them at Disneyworld, and then again while helping charlotte shop for her sister… she’s a big disney fan. They are little statues done by Jim Shore, and you may have notice them start to appear on my wishlist cause now I am totally obsessed with em. Blame charlotte… she sent me this lil tinkerbell one… and what you can’t see in the picture is that she has the wickedest lil face carved into her… and the pumpkin at her feet is actually an acorn.

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I now how a dumbo one. Hee Hee… they aren’t that expensive and they do more than just disney… so if you need help christmas shopping or birthday shopping… I can help you pick one out… uh… your favorite phone sex operator or friends and family. I love shopping and I am awesome at helping find gifts. I was thinking of offering up my services at christmas time cause I know how much you guys love shopping. If you can, I higly advice you get started now anyways… that way the pressure is off and you might actually enjoy the holiday season. Let’s make this an awesome holiday season… shall we? I double dog dare you to get your shopping done before the end of October. I also double dog dare you to out do me in Halloween fun… you guys deserve to have fun again, no matter what your age… plus… have you seen all the slutty costumes the girls are wearing? If you haven’t then you haven’t gone out on Halloween for a long time. Anyways… I got my Christmas shopping started as well as started making my halloween costume for me as well as my roommates. Do I make you sick? Ahh… but you love me.

Anyways, my services for helping you chirstmas shop are steep… a jim shore statue… we can work out the details later… lol. I may evey give you a sample of my expertise with one family or friend…if you like what I suggest… then you can hire me… hee hee.

For those who care, your taboo phone sex mistress is wearing a cute lil strawberry shortcake short outfit that is meant to be a sleep outfit for kids… kids clothes are so much cheaper and I get to wear the cute stuff I want… hee hee. My hair is up in a knot on top of my head and I am freshly showered and lotioned.

Ok, it’s now way way late… and I need my beauty sleep and brain sleep if I am ever going to pass my classes. You guys dream of me and all my phone sex hotness… hee hee.

Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531

Record Breaking Phone Sex

  • June 17, 2008 at 4:22 pm

See… I am getting creative with this whole phone sex thing huh? I forgot to mention that yesterday was a record day for the site by like almost ten percen… woo hoo! Well, as record breaking as I can gather, lol. Also, I think I am going to have a contest every month for which state visits my site the most, surprisingly enough, right now its… Penn! Hee Hee! I think the people with the state with the most visits to my site get a free ten minute call for the month of July… so which ever state leads the month of July with visits… wins! I will post the winning state here and on my site… and in august… the people from that state will get one free call! I rock! I don’t think it really matters how many people see my site really, it’s just an ego thing for me… I like seeing the clicks come in, and seeing which turn over into calls and what not… kinda fun. So Free Kinky Phone sex to the top state!

Hee Hee… I am probably getting myself into a lot of trouble, this lil phone sex operator might be one busy lil phone ho.

Sweet Jenny… I had so much fun this morning…well, my morning, your evening… I swear, I just love your voice. I bet you never knew a limo could be such a den of sin. Pretty awesome don’t you think, I could drive around with your tied up and whore your lil slutty ass out to groups of men on street corners. Such fun! Hee Hee!

I need a nap, I woke up to early to go swimming, now I am lagging… sigh… don’t worry, my dance class will wake me back up. I should be home by elevenish my time… so wait up… and give me a call!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
8772811531

I’ll get your my phone sex pretty… and your lil dogs too.

  • June 17, 2008 at 11:27 am

Whoah, gonna have to get creative to get phone sex in the titles without boring the crap out of you guys. For those who don’t know, I try to get phone sex or phonesex in my blogs as much as possible, so when you search for them I come up! which means my cult following just grows and grows… hee hee… I should have tshirts made… lol. Something like… Shhhh… I have phone sex with the Wonder Whore! I need other key word phrases to show up like taboo phone sex or phone a whore, stuff like that. So bare with me if it seems to get a lil crowded at times with the word phone sex… lol. Let’s just say, least my journal entries aren’t one paragraph with phone sex typed over and over again.

Hee Hee

I so wanted to end the journal with just that one paragraph to be a smart ass… but I love you all too much to do that… actually, I like that this journal is more than just a way to promote my site. I know most of you get a kick out of seeing your name in here… or I should say your kinky call… hee hee. I am getting a kick out of all the feedback I am getting. It really does stroke my ego!

I rolled out of bed and went for a swim today… almost quite literally. I still had sleepy eyes when my body hit the pool… nothing like cold water to wake you up right! I was up before everyone else, so they actually brang me my breakfast to the pool. Was wonderful… as soon as it gets hot again, you will be hard pressed to find me, cause that pool will be my best friend. I need a floating cooler… hee hee. Waterproof books… already lost one to the demon of the deep… grr grr.

I have been reading more and more, my roommates read a lot… so it’s kinda rubbed off on me. They read that sci fi stuff, that I know A LOT of you guys read as well…but I just can’t get into. I guess my imagination just isnt that great. I am almost caught up on all the James Patterson Books, well his Cross books… but they just don’t seem as exciting as his Kiss the Girls books… I don’t know… maybe it’s me. I like serial killer thrillers… I know, it’s pretty morbid of me, and I also like paranormal stories… true or fiction… I like to be scared a little I guess. So, if anyone has any out there that you think I might like, let me know… Ill pick them up and tell you what I think… hee hee.

Right now I am reading a Earth Science Text book. I know… riveting! But hey, I like to learn things.

Things are so awesome not that I am back pretty much full time doing phone sex… got boinked hard core in the pool yesterday on a call, while the neighbors were outside… just got layed out on my floatie with my legs spread wide… my little body getting ravaged by one sexy stud muffin! hee hee (Glad you are back to work and everythings ok… make sure you take a vacation this summer!)

Then I finally got my aim to work and low and behold… another favorite from a while back see’s me and snaps me up! Came in my room, while the other was asleep in hers, and made his perfect lil fucktoy. I teased and taunted him with my itty bitty lil outfit till he couldn’t take it anymore and just had to have me. Of course, I was as willing as ever to let him have his way with me, and even suggest he make it a nightly ritual! lol I am so bad!

I truly do love my job, being a phone sex operator is the best job in the world. I know you can tell it, especially now when you call me, I get so excited to hear my phone ring. As my snookie said last night, “you can’t fake that”… oh yeah. Each and everyone of you are a treasure…you truly are. The fact that some of you have been with me since the beginning and others for several years… just tickles me pink.

I got rid of the drama that tends to sometimes go along with this job, and that made all the difference. I am not getting back into it, at all, and hope that the novelty of me coming back full time will where off soon for those who would like to stir it back up. I advise all to do the same, it makes this job so much more fun! And like forrest gump said, “and that’s all I am gonna say bout that.”

Tonight this lil chica is going out to her dance class then to dinner afterwords with some friends, it’s quickly becoming my tuesday night routine! My voice needs a break, last night I was so busy, I barely got to eat dinner… lol. I took a couple bites then ran for the phone. Which is why I took my time getting set up this morning, spending as much time in the pool so I could rest it. Drinking hot tea and lemon… not I sound cute… and not like a kindergartner with a a pack a day habit… lol.

Well, I think I might go get starbucks… hee hee. I wanted it all day yesterday and couldn’t get it… so I think since I was able to write this whole journal without interruption, it means I am free for the afternoon… at least a little. I will be back around five pm est, but only available for a short few hours.

For those who care, right now I am in a pair of denim dark shorts and a very red sleeveless cotton top, it buttons down the front, but Ive skipped the last three buttons and just tied it. I don’t have a bra on, which I probably should put one on, because my pert lil nipples are just shining through hard core… ahh… I don’t need one. I have on my red panties… and we all know, I get into lots of trouble in my red panties. I have one my white wedge sandals, but I should be wearing a pair of red ones… I feel a bit country in this outfit… need a cowboy hat too… lol. My hair is twisted up in a bun, but some of the hair has fallen out around my face. I smell of chlorine and sun tan lotion.

Call me later
Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

18772811531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Phone Sex Specials and Events

  • June 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm

I updated my phone sex specials and events section on my webpage last night… so now you can see what I have planned for the next month. You know, it just tickles me pink that you guys love these specials. I should have been doing them all along! Thursdays truly are my favorite day of the week. I need to update my calender on Google, it’s just a bit of a pain, wish I could create my own calendar that was easier… maybe someday. Anyways, here are my new specials…

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June 19th – Role–Play–A–Palooza

On June 13th, I will post a list of role plays in my journals, just check for the entry on that date, some new ones as well as old favorites. Let’s see how many we can mark off the list! Calls will be discounted down to $1.50 a minute!!
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June 26th – All Calls $1.50 a minute!

See how much this little phone sex princess looooves you guys! Starting at 12:01 am est and ending at midnight pst. That’s right, 27 hours of discounted calls! Get your cheap phone sex right here!
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July 3rd – Bedtime Stories with Brigitte

Let me put you to bed with my favorite erotic bedtime stories. A ten minute tuck in call is only ten dollars. I’ll bring the books, you bring the pj’s. Schedule your in advance to make sure this hot little phone sex temptress is available.
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July 4th-10th -Show Me Your American Pride

Send me a picture of you decked out all patriotic and you will get any call length of your choice 50 percent off! Anything from you wearing nothing but an American flag and a grin, to your favorite USA pride shirt, or even just your willy painted red, white and blue will get you this highly coveted discount! (Please no sparklers shoved in… uh… creative places. I like you too much for you to endanger your sensitive parts.)

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Apparently not having my information in my journals on how to contact me, made me miss a new client… a submissive no less… but you know what… he’s gonna be back. I emailed him… and I will work on making sure at least all the blogs, cept my myspace one will have all my contact info at the bottom of each entry… how bout that? Till I get this whole wordpress blog thing down pat, things might be a lil disorganized. I am learning lots with the new domme site.

I got lots of new things going on. I don’t know if it was because my mailbox was always filled with spam that I didn’t notice, but I’ve been contacted by so many new places, it’s not even funny. Some of the things I am considering I can’t go into right now, because I don’t want to jinx, or I can’t until things are sealed… but it’s kinda cool. Everything will be revealed in due time, of course, but know this… lots of exciting things are going to be happening. So, stick with me…hee hee… the fun awaits us!

Oh gosh, last night and this morning, rocked hard core! Let’s just say, lots of naughty and taboo phonesex was had by all. I met a new guy last night that loves bisexual sex just as much as I do. We spent over an hour on the phone together having kinky phone sex where I ended up being… get this… a Tranny! Woo Hoo… that was a first for me. Get your Tranny phone sex here? lol Was kinda empowering having a dick, kinda like how it would feel to have bigger boobs I suppose! I truly am… the wonder whore! lol

How cool would it be to call my number and if I am busy, for it to tell you how long till I will be available? Have a way to purchase recordings easily? Well, look for it in the near future. I want my own call platform, one that is personally mine.. an nooo body elses… hee hee. Oh yeah… it won’t be for awhile, cause the stuff for it’s a bit on the expensive side… but it may show up in the near future… depending on how hard this phone sex princess works her hiney off.

Yeah… the sun just came out! I am going to go hop in the pool… I have been hanging around in a red lil bikini for the past two hours just waiting for the rain to stop long enough for me to go dive on in! The past couple of days I have been hard pressed to find good enough weather to hop into the pool… sheesh. This whole week is kinda a bust, Ill have to swim for a couple hours at a time here or there. I am told, to enjoy this weather tho, because it will be last of the really cool days for awhile.

Think I had better swim now… lol

Brigitte
1-877-281-1531
www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Masturbation Mistress

  • June 11, 2008 at 7:56 am

I need a whip… a pink one. I wonder if they make pink Indiana Jones whips? I know they make all sorts of pink paddles… but I don’t know bout a whip. Googling it now… grrr plenty of floggers, but now actual pink whip. I am so in need of a pink whip… is it so hard to dye leather a nice baby pink? lol

I got to Domme to fucktarts last night… One after another. It’s odd, I will go forever without dominating someone… then out of the blue, two of you find me back to back. Kind of like the super natural phone sex last month… most be something in the air. Like hmmmm… the breeze smells nice, I think Ill got offer up my chocolate starfish for Princess Brigitte to vandalize… lol. Gotta love BDSM Phone Sex.

Well, I could never figure out why my live journal just wasn’t showing up in Google Blogs, I always figured I wasn’t getting enough hits or something… Or something was right, almost 400 posts made by this phone sex princess and she’s got it on lock down so google can’t pick it up. Found the lil switch last week and not only is this blog showing up, but also my other blogs as well. The ones I offer up incase you like a different format or happen to blog with them, so you can keep better track of me!

I may rock, but sometimes I’m a lil slow on the up take! I know, as long as I uptake it up the bootay, you guys don’t mind.

I crack myself up!

Well, I have a pretty busy day planned today. I am on my way to shower, so all I am wearing is my disney princess bath towel. After that its off to lunch with a friend, then stopping by the hospital to visit my dance instructor (I didn’t do it, he’s in for a surgery to fix his knee. Contrary to the rumors going around, I did not give him a heart attack with something I said) then I do have dance class with his replacement, whom I have promised to be gentle on… yeah rights…she’s toast… lol. Then back home for a well deserved swim. I probably wont be home till ten or eleven my time…and available maybe by midnight!

So, I best be going…

For those who care, I have a pink cotton sundress layed out on my bed for me to wear today. It’s kinda old fashioned, like from the fifties, fitted at the top, then it flows out at the waist. It has butterfly buttons for the straps that come over my shoulders to attach too… I have white panties with pink butterflies put aside… no bra… and I think my hair is just gonna have to go up in a pony today… cause it’s still a bit on the warm side…

Talk to you all soon!

Phone Sex Marathon Kills Wonder Whore! News at 11.

  • June 6, 2008 at 11:47 am

I think I broke it… JUST KIDDING!

Oh man, oh man, oh man… did I have a blast last night! Watched Asia Porn all night long, holy moly was that fun masturbating with you guys… getting to actually see what turns you on, and you getting to see what makes me tick! We are so doing that again… I don’t know how many times I came last night, but holy fuck a noli… I wanna do it again! Probably one of the most erotic nights I have ever had! And no, I will not be getting my poor lil hoo haw pierced, no matter how hot it looks in porn… the thought of piercing that… makes me want to pass out… and not in the good way!

Sorry Pookie Wookie Snookie… whom this lil whore tried to wake up for this morning… but failed miserably… sigh… I really did want to play today, and was all excited bout it… but alas my body dictated when I was to wake up… I need to realize my own limits, least listen to what my body is telling me.

It’s raining today, so my gardening plans are put on hold. I am going to take a few calls today, but boys… please be gently… let’s just say, masturbating with such zest last night… was a little over zealous and it actually kinda hurts to sit down… hee hee. I’m so bad… probably why you all like me so much!

I think you guys need to email me with your favorite porn stars for the next round… anybody but Jenna, sorry… if she happens to be in something, I tend to fast forward… blghh. But email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I will pick the most popular and put her up for our next porn a thon!

I’ve already got 100 dollars towards my dream! My swim pool! Woo Hoo! Two hundred more and it is so mine! You guys rock hard core!!! I remember from being a little girl… that it takes FOREVER to fill a pool up… and then you have to wait forever for the chemicals to set… so… as soon as I get my pool and we get the hose in it to start filling it… ALL CALLS WILL BE 50 PERCENT OFF till my pool is filled and ready for me to dive in! How cool is that??? Ohhh yeah, we gonna have a pool party!!! hee hee.

My recordings page is up and ready, you can buy the only recording I have done so far… hee hee… on niteflirt right now at 2.25 a minute… Im masturbating… lol… I am working on the wav ones that you can just buy from me. So you can download them to your computer if you want, or visit the link as many times as your hearts desire… those will be done by Monday, plus a whole bunch more recordings! Go me! I rule huh? It’s ok, you can tell me.. I know I rock hard core!

Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte… I keep forgetting Charlotte… but I will announce it today! I created him a myspace page… decorated it myself to what I thought of him.. hee hee… He is my first friend on my myspace page… A Check it out .. I just pulled a layout from the internet, it wasn’t my design, but Charlotte loves it and agrees it’s so her! Hee Hee… if you want me to do you one, specifically for being my phone sex budy, let me know. I can even hook you up with your own wonder whore email address to sign into it with! There are a couple of pics from disney world and seaworld on there in my pics… on my account, that you can check out… I haven’t uploaded them all, as my computer hates me.

Oh yeah… and if you haven’t noticed… My butterfly in the tab is PERFECT now! It doesn’t look like someone smooshed it with a news paper anymore… woo hoo! That was just driving me ape shit! sheesh I am pretty proud of myself.. I have been working like a hooker in heat this past month. Every page on my website is operational… I work on it a little everyday… now all I need to do is get it to the top of the Search Engines and I will be happy! I have some tweaking to do, get on some top sites, fix my index page, then link it to more sites… plus beg my brother to research SEO for adult sites… and then give me the cliff notes so I CAN RULE THE WORLD… muah ha ha ha ha hee hee.

Anyways… I will always update new things on there, plus, I have a plan for a new site to go along with my wonder whore site… since google doesn’t like the word whore.. sigh… lol… anyways… the new site will be a more HARD CORE Brigitte… lol.. whatever that means!!!

For those who care, right now I am in a black and white mod sleevless dress. The kind you would find in the early sixties… no waist, white thick line ddown the front of the dress that splits and lines the bottom of the dress… I need some mod white sun glassess to go with it.. and knee high white boots. I am just wearing a pair of white mules with em… they look modish enough! My hair is straight… I went and took my flat iron to it… so it is like rod stright down around my face… including my bangs. I look hot… just trust me on it. I have on… ok, don’t laugh at me… but it was a set I got in the kids department… a pink and blue care bre training bra and panty set on underneath… I said it… training bra… so there so!

Think I’d better dance now…

Brigitte

Pink Phone Sex

  • May 30, 2008 at 12:01 pm

http://www.pinksexblogs.com/phone-sex.htm

They rated my blog at 4 stars… and only one other blog is rated that high in phone sex right now… how cool is that? At least I think they rated me, I hope you don’t start out with five star and they slowly start taking them away as you go… yikes… I best be on my best behavior.

I love GOOGLE! They rock… really, I love them… I love gmail, I love SEO-ing with them… I love everything about google… (Can the google gods hear me?) I have had this site for goodness knows how long and thought because of the word whore in the title, it was pretty much dead in the water! Guess not, I put on google analytics and I can see me popping up in search engines… I can also see who and who hasn’t been in my site… ahem.. least what states and cities they are in… Sheesh… I know what state you are in people.. and I know you read the blog… VISIT MY SHINY NEW SITE… and click all the links… and play with my favorites… and overall just rub one out to the awesomeness that is www.thewonderwhore.com. I am watching you guys… keeping my eyes open… I see how it is… Keep me on speed dial I see… Come on Mr. Oregon… and Mr Mass… tsk tsk. Sigh…

If I were a cute, vivacious, hottie with a young phone sex voice… then I would expect way more hints… OH WAIT! I am all that… now chop chop… hop to it!

Hi Mr Seattle!!! I see you peeking… and Mungy… I know you know I got what you want… right down… here…. hot lil pair of panties… hee hee.

Scary isn’t … I can stalk you back… I LOVE IT! From what I can tell, not a lot of sites use it.. which is shocking I guess… but I’m sure they will just start popping up in their code… you can tell cause there is a java in ther view source for it.

Ah man… there goes my high…. http://www.sexblogpimp.com/phone-sex/ with me an no stars… grrr. and here… Vhttp://www.sexblogplanet.com/phone-sex.htm Grr Grr.

Well I still have to mow the lawn and plant some tomatos… look at me… lil miss housewife material… and then get so I can have some Sex In The City!

Think I better Dance Now…

Brigitte