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Phone Sex Cutie Should Have, But Didn’t… sigh.

  • July 5, 2010 at 10:33 am

There was this beautiful woman on the boat yesterday. Dressed in a skin tight red dress that when the sun hit it just right, you could see her black thong and bra. There was a lot of sun yesterday. Not only could you see her undies, but the dress was so tight, you could see her mound. Her sweet little mound that I would have given anything to have gone down on. If you know me, you know, I love bald mounds… nothing like looking over a mound to see the pleasure you are giving someone, am I right guys?

Her body, was perfect. Toned and tall. Her breast, well they were smaller than mine. But it was her face that made me so intimidated by her. She looked seventeen, dark hair, blue eyes, perfect skin. Her face was probably one of the most breath taking faces I have ever seen. I could have stared at her all night, I probably did.

I wanted to talk to her so bad, sooo bad. I wanted to know if I, someone as plain as me, could have a chance with her. But I was scared. Every time she came near me, I would start to shake. When I finally heard her speak, she spoke what I thought was Russian, so maybe should wouldn’t have even have understood me if I had tried to talk to her.

It would have been fun to try.

I had my camera, I should have taken a picture, but every time she was near… I couldn’t think. Alas, she is gone forever and I will never know… sigh. But I will always have her in my head, my dreams.

Sorry, had to get that out. I know, most are probably thinking it’s BS, just normal “phonebot” journal spew, but cross my heart, I fell in love with a complete stranger last night. Love, lust, whatever… I can’t get her out of my head.

What was I doing on a boat you might ask? My friends and I went on a Dinner Cruise. We were suppose to go to Hampton Beach, but at last minute almost, our plans changed. Yesterday was extremely amazing, even if it got off on the wrong foot.

I went out to lunch with some people Im doing volunteer work with, they know what I do for a living, as I am open and honest with everyone. The peeps do that underhanded compliment and just are so fake. They are soccer moms who think volunteering give them street cred, as all they talk about is how burdensome volunteering can be to their busy lives. Sucks Ass. They treat me and a couple of the other girls the same. I got to talk to them a little bit more, found out ones a stripper and the other, well… lady of the night, tho you would never have guessed if you saw her.

They really don’t tell people what they do, because they get judged, and they don’t tell people they volunteer because they don’t need to. I tell some people, but it’s more of a, hey, I do it, we could use some help, so why don’t you do it too kinda thing. It was kinda cool, cause all three of us are in the same biz, they our personalities are completely different. People judge us, say we are doing harm to the world, and here we are helping. I wonder if it’s because maybe it’s our way to prove them wrong? huh?

After lunch, my friends and I drove up to this little craft fair about an hour and a half away. When we got there, it was at a ski lodge and they had the ski lift going! So we all got on and road to the top of the mountain, it was so amazing. So peaceful. I thought it would be a short ride, but it just kept going, and going. At the top, it gave us a great view of the lakes region. Now I want to take up skiiing cause it looks so fun.

After the ski lift, we walked through the crafts fair and foung… POTTERS WHEELS. I hadn’t played on one in forever. I made lil kids cry tho. Cause I got on and made a beautiful vase in like ten minutes. The 12 year olds had wabbly gunk. Moms were pretty ticked at me, I look like im 12, I guess. They were telling their children, “she probably been watching them teach for awhile.” I am really having a hard time liking most soccer moms. Blghh.

Post clay awesomeness, we ran across a covered bridge. Apparently they are everywhere, but I have only found two so far. Oddly enough, the last one was last 4th of July, lol. I was so excited, till I found out that this bridge was only built in 1995. Lame. Pretty, but lame none the less.

That brings us to the Dinner Cruise on the Mt. Washington. Retro ship, was awesome. Food was good, music was hokey, but I had fun. Chasing down the “lady in red”. I may have to paint her from memory, she’s haunting me. Met up with my Brother and the Other on the cruise and watched one of the most beautiful sunsets I have ever seen from the water, that was capped off by fireworks going off all around us. Simply Amazing.

It’s weird not being near a military area around here. With the military, the fourth of julys is spectacular. Here, it’s like, ok, an excuse to drink at best. I miss being near army bases, but was fun to see some people enjoying the fourth, making it wonderful.

I will just have to train New Hampshire how to throw an Awesome 4th of July Party. Lol.

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I have to say, I am having soooo much fun running my own phone sex company. Don’t get me wrong, it’s A LOT of hard work, but it’s work I enjoy non the less. Yesterday was the first full day I had taken off in I don’t know how long. Felt really, really weird. My girlfriends kept teasing me that I could talk dirty to them if they liked, but I told them they couldn’t afford me… hee hee.

Anyways… I have probably chatted you up enough! You should probably call me now, so we can have some fun!

Kiss Kiss Kiss
Brigitte Kelly
The Wonder Whore

Viva Las Phone Sex Vegas

  • November 24, 2008 at 5:12 pm

I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion’s on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly… hee hee. That’s cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE… insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did… which I think is illegal to have a block on it… but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means… I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny… like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can’t yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I’m doing the right thing and who know’s how long it’s going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light… more cause they don’t want people to lose interest in me… which is cool. I have lots of work to get done… lots and lots… I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself… and nothing would get done… also the reason I don’t have a real doll of me… if I did, you guys probably wouldn’t hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago… and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls… woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas… I could have used their wallets hard core… lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from… but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens… I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls…man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there… and yes… I got the white tiger… you can only get it on the strip… and dressed it up as a show girl… pink and black… The build a bear is awesome there… love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad… as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando… that I don’t have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando… and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink… I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously… I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear… panties and shoes too… I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state… you have to ask… like mass is a lobster that I don’t have yet. I know, Ill never grow up… but you know what? I don’t have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special… lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was “Crazy Girls” which was way hot… and Im in love with Brenda… I’ve had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business… oh man. She’s got long blonde hair… I think, and a waist… seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online… that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again… oh brenda… sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now… but the show… way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats… mine was at the end of the catwalk… best seats in the house… hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done… lil things here and there… and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving… so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know… I won’t send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I’ll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren’t already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don’t want to wrap it… Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in… and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures… hee hee… and post them in my blog… Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send… hee hee. I know, I know… I’m bribing for presents… but actually, it will be my gift back to you… hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues… Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys… way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates… VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me…
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live… like hershy penn, chocolate… Miami… beach related stuff… etc.
6. Pay my bills… hee hee…
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket… have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It’s horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up… and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before… but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm… it’s like in the twenties right now… but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it’s taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal… woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I’m gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can’t get a hold of me now. I haven’t talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is… she sure sounds cute to me… but you can call… http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don’t feel like going. I think Im to… uh… excited… wet… horny… to concentrate on class… so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me… fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

School Girl Phone Sex

  • September 2, 2008 at 1:27 am

I should have been in bed hours ago, but I can’t sleep. I am so excited bout today… why do you ask?

Hee Hee…

It’s my first day of school!

That’s right, your phone sex sweet heart is officially a school girl again! I can’t wait. I got my outfit picked out and ready to go. I got my cute pink argyle backpack, thank you heathstar, packed with all my school supplies and books… all pink and princessey. I have my hair and make up planned… as to look as cute as possible in case I have become so incredibly stupid in my break from college that I will need to flirt my way to A’s.

I wish time would hurry up, can’t I be in class already?

I had a wonderful weekend… I got a lot of sleep. Isn’t that horrible. Actually, I was pretty exhausted… so I kept my pretty precious butt in bed for a few extra hours of shut eye. I kinda needed it. Most of you know, I don’t get that much sleep, specially with clients in all the us time zones, not to mention my two callers from Europe. I don’t mind it, I really enjoying talking to people from all over the place, just about every three weeks, my body crashes and I need to get some serious sleep. I probably slept to much today, which is another reason I am wide eyed and busy tailed at three in the am. I have to be up at 7.

For some reasons, I am having problems with my webhost, it’s quite sluggish and a pain in the butt… but I do have new surprises for you fellows… some I think you will really like… some I really like. I have tons of new comics to put up, but can’t get the layout right so they will fall in comic format… plus my phone sexradio show is coming back… a slightly different format for now… but still… it will be awesome! Once I launch what I want to launch, it will be whole new kind of phone sex awesomeness!

I think you phone sex cutie might be growing up, don’t get me wrong… I will always look like a pre teen… my mother looks like shes barely 25… so I have good genes… and I will always be inlove with pink… but I kinda sorta have started collecting things that aren’t pink… now… don’t have a heart attack… they aren’t princess related either. I saw these little statues that look like wood carvings with bavarianish details carved on them last christmas. I thought they were a little wierd but kinda cool. Then I saw them at Disneyworld, and then again while helping charlotte shop for her sister… she’s a big disney fan. They are little statues done by Jim Shore, and you may have notice them start to appear on my wishlist cause now I am totally obsessed with em. Blame charlotte… she sent me this lil tinkerbell one… and what you can’t see in the picture is that she has the wickedest lil face carved into her… and the pumpkin at her feet is actually an acorn.

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I now how a dumbo one. Hee Hee… they aren’t that expensive and they do more than just disney… so if you need help christmas shopping or birthday shopping… I can help you pick one out… uh… your favorite phone sex operator or friends and family. I love shopping and I am awesome at helping find gifts. I was thinking of offering up my services at christmas time cause I know how much you guys love shopping. If you can, I higly advice you get started now anyways… that way the pressure is off and you might actually enjoy the holiday season. Let’s make this an awesome holiday season… shall we? I double dog dare you to get your shopping done before the end of October. I also double dog dare you to out do me in Halloween fun… you guys deserve to have fun again, no matter what your age… plus… have you seen all the slutty costumes the girls are wearing? If you haven’t then you haven’t gone out on Halloween for a long time. Anyways… I got my Christmas shopping started as well as started making my halloween costume for me as well as my roommates. Do I make you sick? Ahh… but you love me.

Anyways, my services for helping you chirstmas shop are steep… a jim shore statue… we can work out the details later… lol. I may evey give you a sample of my expertise with one family or friend…if you like what I suggest… then you can hire me… hee hee.

For those who care, your taboo phone sex mistress is wearing a cute lil strawberry shortcake short outfit that is meant to be a sleep outfit for kids… kids clothes are so much cheaper and I get to wear the cute stuff I want… hee hee. My hair is up in a knot on top of my head and I am freshly showered and lotioned.

Ok, it’s now way way late… and I need my beauty sleep and brain sleep if I am ever going to pass my classes. You guys dream of me and all my phone sex hotness… hee hee.

Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531

I’ll get your my phone sex pretty… and your lil dogs too.

  • June 17, 2008 at 11:27 am

Whoah, gonna have to get creative to get phone sex in the titles without boring the crap out of you guys. For those who don’t know, I try to get phone sex or phonesex in my blogs as much as possible, so when you search for them I come up! which means my cult following just grows and grows… hee hee… I should have tshirts made… lol. Something like… Shhhh… I have phone sex with the Wonder Whore! I need other key word phrases to show up like taboo phone sex or phone a whore, stuff like that. So bare with me if it seems to get a lil crowded at times with the word phone sex… lol. Let’s just say, least my journal entries aren’t one paragraph with phone sex typed over and over again.

Hee Hee

I so wanted to end the journal with just that one paragraph to be a smart ass… but I love you all too much to do that… actually, I like that this journal is more than just a way to promote my site. I know most of you get a kick out of seeing your name in here… or I should say your kinky call… hee hee. I am getting a kick out of all the feedback I am getting. It really does stroke my ego!

I rolled out of bed and went for a swim today… almost quite literally. I still had sleepy eyes when my body hit the pool… nothing like cold water to wake you up right! I was up before everyone else, so they actually brang me my breakfast to the pool. Was wonderful… as soon as it gets hot again, you will be hard pressed to find me, cause that pool will be my best friend. I need a floating cooler… hee hee. Waterproof books… already lost one to the demon of the deep… grr grr.

I have been reading more and more, my roommates read a lot… so it’s kinda rubbed off on me. They read that sci fi stuff, that I know A LOT of you guys read as well…but I just can’t get into. I guess my imagination just isnt that great. I am almost caught up on all the James Patterson Books, well his Cross books… but they just don’t seem as exciting as his Kiss the Girls books… I don’t know… maybe it’s me. I like serial killer thrillers… I know, it’s pretty morbid of me, and I also like paranormal stories… true or fiction… I like to be scared a little I guess. So, if anyone has any out there that you think I might like, let me know… Ill pick them up and tell you what I think… hee hee.

Right now I am reading a Earth Science Text book. I know… riveting! But hey, I like to learn things.

Things are so awesome not that I am back pretty much full time doing phone sex… got boinked hard core in the pool yesterday on a call, while the neighbors were outside… just got layed out on my floatie with my legs spread wide… my little body getting ravaged by one sexy stud muffin! hee hee (Glad you are back to work and everythings ok… make sure you take a vacation this summer!)

Then I finally got my aim to work and low and behold… another favorite from a while back see’s me and snaps me up! Came in my room, while the other was asleep in hers, and made his perfect lil fucktoy. I teased and taunted him with my itty bitty lil outfit till he couldn’t take it anymore and just had to have me. Of course, I was as willing as ever to let him have his way with me, and even suggest he make it a nightly ritual! lol I am so bad!

I truly do love my job, being a phone sex operator is the best job in the world. I know you can tell it, especially now when you call me, I get so excited to hear my phone ring. As my snookie said last night, “you can’t fake that”… oh yeah. Each and everyone of you are a treasure…you truly are. The fact that some of you have been with me since the beginning and others for several years… just tickles me pink.

I got rid of the drama that tends to sometimes go along with this job, and that made all the difference. I am not getting back into it, at all, and hope that the novelty of me coming back full time will where off soon for those who would like to stir it back up. I advise all to do the same, it makes this job so much more fun! And like forrest gump said, “and that’s all I am gonna say bout that.”

Tonight this lil chica is going out to her dance class then to dinner afterwords with some friends, it’s quickly becoming my tuesday night routine! My voice needs a break, last night I was so busy, I barely got to eat dinner… lol. I took a couple bites then ran for the phone. Which is why I took my time getting set up this morning, spending as much time in the pool so I could rest it. Drinking hot tea and lemon… not I sound cute… and not like a kindergartner with a a pack a day habit… lol.

Well, I think I might go get starbucks… hee hee. I wanted it all day yesterday and couldn’t get it… so I think since I was able to write this whole journal without interruption, it means I am free for the afternoon… at least a little. I will be back around five pm est, but only available for a short few hours.

For those who care, right now I am in a pair of denim dark shorts and a very red sleeveless cotton top, it buttons down the front, but Ive skipped the last three buttons and just tied it. I don’t have a bra on, which I probably should put one on, because my pert lil nipples are just shining through hard core… ahh… I don’t need one. I have on my red panties… and we all know, I get into lots of trouble in my red panties. I have one my white wedge sandals, but I should be wearing a pair of red ones… I feel a bit country in this outfit… need a cowboy hat too… lol. My hair is twisted up in a bun, but some of the hair has fallen out around my face. I smell of chlorine and sun tan lotion.

Call me later
Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

18772811531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Holy Fuck Bunnies!

  • June 10, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Yes, I have been in the pool ALL DAY LONG. I was in it last night… masturbating, I got up bright and early, climbed in… swam… rubbed a lil… swam some more, got out to get GIANT bowl of strawberries… put bowl on floaty near me along with bottled water and stayed there till just about five minutes ago. I am dripping wet typing to you… here, Ill shake a lil off… hee hee.

It’s good that pool is up and going today cause… let me tell you it is hot… I came in to see just how hot is is… let me just check… drum roll please…

HOLY FUCK BUNNIES its 101 degrees! It didn’t even get this hot in Colorado last summer… someone snow me… please… ok, I just didn’t ask for snow…nope, nope, nope, but fuck it’s hot outside!

I am thinking it is time for an ice cream cone… big one… but I will have to wait till I am not full of strawberries… hee hee. They were good strawberries… I didn’t eat them all, but I sure enough wanted to. Nothing like laying back, floating on the water, splashing it on your tummy and watching those water beads form and roll down. Picking up almost frozen strawberries on a very hot day… rubbing them on your lips before savoring every last bit… I guess I really didn’t need to type all that to turn you on all I had to say is… I am wearing and itsy bitsy teeny weeny pale pink bikini… yup, wet one… that is clinging to me very tightly. You so can see the outline of my special place through my bikini… neener neener.

Got to be a naughty pool bunny who teased the pool boy a lil to much this morning… and when you tease pool boys too much, they tend to take care of business pretty swiftly, lets just say my bottom was bobbin more than the pool floaties!!! I am so bad!

I am off to jump back in the pool… if I don’t pick up the phone the first time you ring, just try it again… cause I just didn’t get out of the pool and inside in time… hee hee.

Think Id better dance now!

Brigitte

PS Visitors to my site were way high yesterday, the highest they had been in a long time… I don’t know what our highest is, but I am going to start from yesterdays totals… cause they were pretty good. Make sure you click through the site when you read my journal, you never know what might pop up and pretty much, it helps me too!

Mobile Phone Sex

  • June 8, 2008 at 11:34 pm

This lil wonder whore has made viewing my sight on your cell phones much more easier… just bookmark… http://www.thewonderwhore.com/mobile/main.html on your cell phones and you have all the information you need to get a call with me, see my information, and even read my journal! How cool is that!

I told you all, and many just wouldn’t believe… but here is proof… right on your cell… that I RULE! Neener Neener!

My greatness makes you horny… doesn’t it? It makes me quite… uh… well let’s just say… I’m getting lucky tonight… I got Mr.BuzzBuzz new batteries… and ohhhhh yeah… hubba hubba!

See… I told you there was more to come, and more has came! Guess what? I got even more up my sleeve! Just you wait my sweet princes, just you wait!

And yes, there will be naked happy dancing to celebrate as soon as Im done uploading these journals! Woo Hoo!

I talk to you all later!

Brigitte

Role Play Phone Sex! I rule it!

  • June 7, 2008 at 7:42 am

My missed appointment yesterday, got me… and boy did we have some fun. I have been so… uh… easily excitable lately… oh man! The thought of boinking a caller real time is enough to get my panties a little more than just damp… hubba hubba. This time we played like I staled him… hee hee… found his home, snuck in… and while he was sleeping… handcuffed him and had my way with him. Him waking up only to feel me under the covers doing whatever I wanted… and boy did I want!!! I am so glad we FINALLY got together… hee hee!

Ninety more dollars and the pool is mine! I can almost feel the water now! I can’t wait… it’s gonna be a hot one today and I have a lot of activities planned for outdoors… starting with a 5k race, ending with helping my friend plant her garden and get her lawn mowed. I should be home later on tonight to take calls… in the air conditioning… lol! So, if you want me, you know what you need to do!

Sad to see Hillary give up her campaign, but it was way past time… and of course I am all for an Obama/Clinton ticket. I always said I would vote for him if he was put up, just really, really liked Clinton. Ahh well… can’t win them all, just would like to win one!

Here’s a pic of the Clintons when I saw them back in January… good times… so very glad I went and donated…

 Role Play Phone Sex! I rule it!

I don’t really think Obama can win against the old man without her… with the polls saying almost half of clintons supporters would vote for him… ughh! How could they?

Well, I have to take off… I am in racing form today…

For those who care, right now I am wearing my brand new racing outfit… pink bike shorts… pale pink, with matching running tank… white stripes down the side… and pink socks and white runners… I look damn cute… will look even cuter with my number on my back… talk to you soon!

Brigitte

Phone Sex In A Swim Pool!

  • June 5, 2008 at 12:59 pm

I want a swim pool! I think I may through a tantrum if I don’t get one… lol. It’s times like these where I need to get me a couple of sugar daddies… you know, to share the wealth! I have one on my amazon wishlist … that I want to get. I want an in ground pool, but I can wait a couple years for that. Maybe when I get married and have a husband and a pool boy on the side… lol!

Here’s a pic of the pool…

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it’s the kind I used to swim in at Lily’s house, the old kbw site owner, and it was pretty cool. It did the job, I remember her’s being pretty small, and her paying way more for it.. I don’t know how big 15 feet is, but since Im just over five feet… I think it will do…lol. If I get this, you will be hard pressed to get me out of it. I ll just have to take calls from the pool… lol. The neighbors already think Imma lil hooker… with all the moaning coming from the basement… we can just let them think Imma sex fiend with all the masturbation I will do in my pool.

Im gonna try to be around a bit more… so I can do more calls and get my pool before the heat really sets in. Saturday is going to be 90… blghh… so I am going to need a place to swim. The only place I can go right now is the boys and girls club, and that’s an indoor pool… there are no outdoor ones nearby… which sucks hard core. My brother and his boyfriend don’t swim, but said I could put a pool in the backyard and they would donate a 100’s to my pool fund for leveling the back yard. I need 200 for the pool and 105 for shipping… so it’s pretty expensive… blghh.

If you want to spoil me rotten like the lil princess I am, you can contribute to my pool fund…lol… just send me a gift certificate from this link here… Gift Certificates and email it to thewonderwhore@gmail.com I am more than willing to trade phone sex for gift certificates… lol. Im such a lil whore…hee hee. That’s why you love me.

This is why I need to be into financial domination… I could just tell a sugar daddy… I want… and pout… and it would be all mine… sniffles… I want… pout pout pout… lol!

MR SEATTLE CALLED! I swear his voice gets my panties all wet… we talked for like forever… cause it had been awhile. I came to the realization while talking to him, that I just absolutely love perverts and that if I ever settle down and get married… hee hee… it’s gonna have to be to a pervert. Someone who’s not afraid to explore… try new things… a man after my own heart. MR SEATTLE is single… but in Seattle… sigh… didn’t know a good thing when I had it… lol. He’s one of the only customers to catch a glimpse of the wonder whore live… he told me last night… he saw me and my dented lil saturn near where I used to live in seattle. I think it was me too… how many hot little chics drive a dented brand new gold saturn? He waited till almost a year to tell me, cause he knew I would get a lil freaked out… lol… not that he would hurt me or anything… MR SEATTLE is most awesome, he just knows “the rules”… so to say! I think there should be more MR SEATTLES, he’s so fucking hot, I think there will be more masturbation tonight before my Asia-a-thon… as warm up… thinking about him, that deep voice, and what he should have done to me in seattle… lol!

Anyways, I have to run to pick out paint samples at home depot, pick up some soil for more plants for my garden… and get my fruit leathers at Hanafords the grocery store… Those are my snacks… they replaced chocolate… fruit leathers… purried fruits dried like a roll up… awesome!

For those who care, I just threw on cut off jean shorts and a pale pink wife beater to go to the store, my hair is pushed back with a head band, white, and I have no undies on… hee hee… gonna slip into my pink flip flops and head out the door! I will be back at five pm for my first call… i have a couple of openings, so email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com if you just want to watch porn with me, if you don’t have your Asia porn ready!

I feel beautiful tonight…

  • May 31, 2008 at 9:42 pm

My friday nightpost didn’t get uploaded for some reason… so here it is, out of order.

WARNING: GIRLIE POST! I can’t be held responsible for all the girlieness in this blog! Blame it on Sex in The City

I know, you guys say Im pretty and what not… and I tell you that’s because Im naked… and you think all naked girls are pretty… Tonight, I felt beautiful, it was a wonderful night, just perfect. I love summer nights… tell me more , tell me more… couldn’t resist.. lol. I love the breeze and the night air, and just the feel of a summer evening.. how can you not feel… sexy. I was dressed so perfect tonight, my dress did arrive yesterday… it matched the movie perfectly… the shoes were like heaven… I did my hair up… resisted the urge to find an obnoxious hat to go with the ensemble… like carrie, and wish I would have. However, I don’t think I would have felt as pretty tonigh if I did. I wore this mauvey pink nicole miller dress that had a gold sequined scrunched waist… it was a halter top dress that just clung perfectly to my breasts… and would have drug on the floor if it weren’t for my stunning minolo heels… I practiced last night how to walk in them… like walking a tight rope. My skin… I used a lotion that had asheen to it on my shoulders and arms… lil under my eyes as well. I wore my hair pulled straight back… but then let loose behind my ears… my friends made it all wild andsexy… My make up… a friend did… just enough, but the look of an almost nude face with lipstick that kitten said was the color of her nipples… lol. She wouldn’t show me…

The only thing i didn’t have was a bag, which at the movie theater… was the them of the night with the 98 percent female crowd. There were huge obnoxious bags from all kinds of designers… a couple from louis… I know because a girl screamed “my louis” better when another louis bag came on screen. I now want a designer bag… lol. Im such a joiner… hee hee.

My friends, all 4 of us… had a blast, it was a total girls night. We did each others hair and make up… we helped each other get dressed, or pick out the outfits for the other friends… mine was the best outfit. We gabbed bout men, life, and shopping… and didn’t give any of the boys attention when we went to the bars. We didn’t even accept the free drinks that were given to us… we had our cosmos and each other… and that is all we needed!

I wish I could say the movie was perfect. A very rare few are, the only bad thing I can say is that it was a bit on the long side… what worked in 30 minute episodes, didn’t in a two hour movie… but other than that… my heart skipped a beat when the opening them played breifly in the beginning. Perfect opening… and I love how they mixed the episodes in to catch everybody up to speed.

The movie had everything you loved from the series… The girls, the sex, the girl talk… perfect… and as always… the fifth friend… fashion…

I so want to be Carrie… sigh… I will need a bigger closet… and well… someone elses spending limit on a credit card! I need a sugar daddy and fast! Financial Dominationt I feel beautiful tonight... … here I come!!!

Anyways… thanks Char… tonight I was Cinderella… glass shoes and all…

For those who care, I am still in my pretty dress, thinking about when and where I can wear it again… I didn’t wear a bra with it… but I do have on gold panties… that tie on the side. My hair is no longer slicked back, but tamed down and wound into a bun. I don’t want to take my dress off… I wonder if it would damage it to much to fall asleep in it… I can pretend to be sleeping beauty… waiting for my Mr. Big to kiss me awake!

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  • May 31, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Today we went to The Butterfly Place in Mass. It was pretty cool, couple hundred butterfly running around, landing on you, fornicating. Got to see cocoons and everything. I took plenty of pictures. I should be downloading them right now so I can share, but it takes forever! I need one of those sd readers for my camera. I just looked, they are only like eight bucks on Amazon, put it on my wish list, I will try and get it this week or something.

Went to the mall afterwords, ahh… the mall, we just got a sephora shop… but I kinda like my mac makeup better… wish they would put a mac store in.. that would be awesome. Went to Macy’s and got two new pairs of Sandals. You can’t really wear a lot of sandals in Washington, cause of the rain, but here… my toes are all pedicured and begging to be showed off…

I got these, I got two dresses that these would be awesome with, figured they would be cute with my white denim skirts too..
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Also went to the Disney store… sniff… I wish I could live at Disney World… I picked up this lil number… which was actually on clearance.. http://disneyshopping.go.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/DSIProductDisplay?catalogId=10002&storeId=10051&productId=1220142&langId=-1&categoryId=11873t Princess Phone Sex I think I am going to need a bigger closet… hee hee. The one from sex in the city got me a lil wet… is that a bad thing?

Tonight I just went out to Shorty’s with my friend Kitten, her husband is my dance teacher and she and I have become really good friends. I call her kitten, cause she is platinum blonde and purrs like a kitten whe talks. She’s so fucking sexy it’s not even funny. I got me a sour apple margarita… ohh hubba hubba… and we just had a really nice time. She loves that I am a phone sex operator, thinks it’s the coolest thing since the invention of the vibrator… and I was telling her bout some of my embarassing moments… where I goofed up on calls… and she was just dying laughing…

We then hit up the Barnes and Noble, I showed her a couple of my favorite sex books there… which she got, she said they were probably really good, cause I should know… lol! I just got me another sketch pad, I fill them up like crazy. Good thing they are only seven bucks a piece… Im gonna have a really big credit card bill because of my lil shopping spree earlier today.

My brother’s boyfriends sister is visiting, and she is driving me bonkers. She came last week and I swear she sticks to me like crazy glue. I keep giving her my car, just to get her out of my hair… blghh. I know, I should be more patient, but I kinda like having the whole house to myself to work… I can have phone sex in any room of the house… naked… but not when we have company!

Well, I should get some stuff done on http://www.thewonderwhore.comt Princess Phone Sex Nothing fun, just some stuff to get my site out there a little bit more. Also need to get some graphics done for other projects before I go to bed. Tomorrow I have dance class and a dinner to go to, other than that, I should be home most the day.