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Phone Sex Cutie Should Have, But Didn’t… sigh.

  • July 5, 2010 at 10:33 am

There was this beautiful woman on the boat yesterday. Dressed in a skin tight red dress that when the sun hit it just right, you could see her black thong and bra. There was a lot of sun yesterday. Not only could you see her undies, but the dress was so tight, you could see her mound. Her sweet little mound that I would have given anything to have gone down on. If you know me, you know, I love bald mounds… nothing like looking over a mound to see the pleasure you are giving someone, am I right guys?

Her body, was perfect. Toned and tall. Her breast, well they were smaller than mine. But it was her face that made me so intimidated by her. She looked seventeen, dark hair, blue eyes, perfect skin. Her face was probably one of the most breath taking faces I have ever seen. I could have stared at her all night, I probably did.

I wanted to talk to her so bad, sooo bad. I wanted to know if I, someone as plain as me, could have a chance with her. But I was scared. Every time she came near me, I would start to shake. When I finally heard her speak, she spoke what I thought was Russian, so maybe should wouldn’t have even have understood me if I had tried to talk to her.

It would have been fun to try.

I had my camera, I should have taken a picture, but every time she was near… I couldn’t think. Alas, she is gone forever and I will never know… sigh. But I will always have her in my head, my dreams.

Sorry, had to get that out. I know, most are probably thinking it’s BS, just normal “phonebot” journal spew, but cross my heart, I fell in love with a complete stranger last night. Love, lust, whatever… I can’t get her out of my head.

What was I doing on a boat you might ask? My friends and I went on a Dinner Cruise. We were suppose to go to Hampton Beach, but at last minute almost, our plans changed. Yesterday was extremely amazing, even if it got off on the wrong foot.

I went out to lunch with some people Im doing volunteer work with, they know what I do for a living, as I am open and honest with everyone. The peeps do that underhanded compliment and just are so fake. They are soccer moms who think volunteering give them street cred, as all they talk about is how burdensome volunteering can be to their busy lives. Sucks Ass. They treat me and a couple of the other girls the same. I got to talk to them a little bit more, found out ones a stripper and the other, well… lady of the night, tho you would never have guessed if you saw her.

They really don’t tell people what they do, because they get judged, and they don’t tell people they volunteer because they don’t need to. I tell some people, but it’s more of a, hey, I do it, we could use some help, so why don’t you do it too kinda thing. It was kinda cool, cause all three of us are in the same biz, they our personalities are completely different. People judge us, say we are doing harm to the world, and here we are helping. I wonder if it’s because maybe it’s our way to prove them wrong? huh?

After lunch, my friends and I drove up to this little craft fair about an hour and a half away. When we got there, it was at a ski lodge and they had the ski lift going! So we all got on and road to the top of the mountain, it was so amazing. So peaceful. I thought it would be a short ride, but it just kept going, and going. At the top, it gave us a great view of the lakes region. Now I want to take up skiiing cause it looks so fun.

After the ski lift, we walked through the crafts fair and foung… POTTERS WHEELS. I hadn’t played on one in forever. I made lil kids cry tho. Cause I got on and made a beautiful vase in like ten minutes. The 12 year olds had wabbly gunk. Moms were pretty ticked at me, I look like im 12, I guess. They were telling their children, “she probably been watching them teach for awhile.” I am really having a hard time liking most soccer moms. Blghh.

Post clay awesomeness, we ran across a covered bridge. Apparently they are everywhere, but I have only found two so far. Oddly enough, the last one was last 4th of July, lol. I was so excited, till I found out that this bridge was only built in 1995. Lame. Pretty, but lame none the less.

That brings us to the Dinner Cruise on the Mt. Washington. Retro ship, was awesome. Food was good, music was hokey, but I had fun. Chasing down the “lady in red”. I may have to paint her from memory, she’s haunting me. Met up with my Brother and the Other on the cruise and watched one of the most beautiful sunsets I have ever seen from the water, that was capped off by fireworks going off all around us. Simply Amazing.

It’s weird not being near a military area around here. With the military, the fourth of julys is spectacular. Here, it’s like, ok, an excuse to drink at best. I miss being near army bases, but was fun to see some people enjoying the fourth, making it wonderful.

I will just have to train New Hampshire how to throw an Awesome 4th of July Party. Lol.

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I have to say, I am having soooo much fun running my own phone sex company. Don’t get me wrong, it’s A LOT of hard work, but it’s work I enjoy non the less. Yesterday was the first full day I had taken off in I don’t know how long. Felt really, really weird. My girlfriends kept teasing me that I could talk dirty to them if they liked, but I told them they couldn’t afford me… hee hee.

Anyways… I have probably chatted you up enough! You should probably call me now, so we can have some fun!

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Brigitte Kelly
The Wonder Whore

Phone Sex Nightmares

  • May 3, 2010 at 1:58 am

I rarely sleep and when I do, I wake up thinking there are men in the house. Not just one, but like several. It startles me awake and I can’t get back to sleep. I sleep naked, have since I was real small, and the first thing I do when I wake up is cover up and try to hide.

I woke up not to long ago, which is why I am writing a journal at 4 in the morning. Please tell me that these dreams mean I am coming into a LOT of money soon… hee hee. Then it would be worth all the sleepless nights.

So, for those of you who don’t follow my twitter… I have finished with my two year degree!!! I don’t actually get to walk till late June, but I am officially done. I feel free, least for six months. Then, cross your fingers, I will be studying my ass off again at BU, yeah baby! I am going to party this summer like it’s my last. I am already signed up for scuba classes to get certified, and I decided a few nights ago, that I would try and get my SAG card, or at least a couple vouchers towards getting it. Just something of a challenge to keep things lively… lol. Boston is a big stomping ground for new films, and it looks to be a busy summer.

Not to mention all the work I am putting into my own company. Jeez oh pete, I can’t wait to be able to afford managers, lol. I’m just kidding, it’s not that bad of a task, just a lot of talking with training new girls as well as being there for their beck and calls. I am pleasantly pleased with the progress, and I plan on taking more steps in the right direction… Phone Sex World Rulage will be the ultimate goal.

So… Im evil. Some of you might have caught hints of this in the past, but I always considered myself more spoiled brat than evil, but lately… I kinda like being really, really bad. My dominate side is coming out in full force, so much so that I am making grown men cry. Real Tears, whether it be anal violations, cbt, cuckold humiliation, or my freaking favorite… Financial Humiliation… I am just enjoying the crap out of hearing men whimper and beg.

Don’t worry for my sweet role play and lover men, I will not unleash this new side of me on you, infact, I will actually put my devilish side on a new, upcoming website(as soon as I get a new video card, I can finish it) so you will be safe from my inner meanie boom-ba-leanie. So much fun, I always loved being spoiled, now I force week minded peni (peni is the plural for penis, right?) into handing me their money,dignity, or control… lol!

I thought I would be a new auntie all over again by now, but the baby momma just doesn’t want to pop. She’s been in and out of the labor, driving my brother and the other insane, this past week. It’s not her fault, but man, squeeze my niece out already, lol. I wanna see her. For those that don’t know, I live with my gay brother and his husband and they are adopting a baby girl, as soon as she comes into this world.

I have to admit, I am really excited. It’s their child, so I get to play with it and hand it back. I don’t really want children, at least at this point in my life, but man… I love naughty phone sex role plays that involve the caller wanting to knock me up, put a baby in my tender, young belly. I am wet just thinking about it, is that normal? Im sucha dork.

My beloved four foot deep, 15 feet wide swim pool is dead… it will not be resurrected this summer. I found a new one on amazon that is four feet deep, and 18 feet wide, and hopefully I can get it soon. I am just scared to think of what the shipping costs will be. I already have a place for it, all leveled out… and hopefully will get the boys to help me set it up if I do get it. I don’t think I can live without being a water baby this year. Not to mention, right now it is still really warm, and I am craving a late night, early morning…uh… skinny dip… hee hee.

Just a reminder, I will be gone this Thursday/Friday… may be back really late on Friday, or you might try and see if I am in a place to do calls during those days, but getting me might be difficult. If you haven’t had a chance, check out my girl Barely Legal Phone Sex Girl Candie if you need a fix and I am not around. Or if you are looking for something different, try one of the girls at Hypnotic Pleasures Erotic Hypnosis. Taylor on that site kicked my ass in sales this weekend, I am not ashamed, as I trained her well. Now only if I could get all the girls to kick my butt… Id be mega rich!

I have about eight more girls on the new site that just soft opened, as soon as all the bugs are worked out, I will share that link with you. Nothing but the best for my callers… hee hee.

So much work to do, so little time… hee hee. I think I will sign off for now, as I am finally feeling sleepy again. I will have a newsletter out as soon as the things I am working on are done, you guys are so gonna like em, as well as update the specials on my page. Hee Hee I know you all are waiting with baited breath.

So tired now… someone wanna snuggle?

Brigitte
The Wonder Whore

Missing Phone Sex Operator Found

  • November 10, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Whoah… Life is good, is it not? I mean… whoah! The past couple of weeks have just been a blur for me. Between school, dance classes and then the whole election thingy…. whoah. I am so sorry I wasn’t here for you guy’s every beck and call. I missed so many calls, it’s not even funny. When I would get home, I tried to take as many as I could without wearing myself out totally, lol. Still, I did not get to them all.

The thing is, for a bit, I don’t have a single day where I will be available ALL DAY for calls… like I used to be. I have found that happy medium between being the best Phone Sex operator out there and having an actual life. It’s really paid off in my calls too… with the role play fantasies, I have been coming up with tons more ideas. Plus guys, I am happier, so I hope you are happier too… but fear not… I will not leave you totally hanging and the giving cold calls in the dark will cease. I have my google calendar updated with where I will be on a daily basis. I need to figure out if the times are all in my time zone or if they automatically switch to yours… lol.

My Calendar

Believe it or not, I am a lot more available than what I was… I was getting called into volunteer six to ten hours a day… so that left little time for this hot little Phone Sex Co-ed to play. Ill have a link up on the website so it’s easy to access.

So… let me just say this… deep breath out…. YES! Thank you everybody who voted and for all who voted for Obama. I think he will be an awesome President, I read tons on him, and then found out some things that weren’t ready available for me, like his participation in getting us to help Darfur… that was the deal cincher… and immediately started helping as much as I could. I think he is a great man, and will do great things. I think he can fix what Bushy has done… Less than two and a half months… and Bushmiester is out of the office… I say it again… YES!

I should be working really hard to get back on track with the Phone Sex Websites over the next couple of weeks… so keep checking back. My upcoming phone sex events should be updated tonight.

Thanks for being so patient with me lately… just proves to me that you will always love this Phone Sex hottie!

Talk to you Soon!

Brigitte
877-281-1531
The Wonder Whore

Your Phone Sex Cutie Does HARVARD!

  • June 20, 2008 at 9:44 pm

Today I went to Harvard. Took lots of pictures… found out that when I play with my “Boston Accent” and say… Park the Car In Harvard Yard… that there really is a place called Harvard Yard… like it’s really named that. I just thought it meant like front yard of Harvard… hence the main reason I am not a Harvard Graduate… hee hee. Ahh… the brainiacs can have Harvard any ol time, this lil phone sex operator is just happy as a clam being who she is. I tell you one thing, the I want to have hot taboo phone sex on the steps to the library… it’s freakin huge… oh man, what I wouldn’t give to take one of you fellows up into the stacks… hubba hubba! Who knew the sight of that building would turn me on so much.

I hear a new phone sex role play coming out of harvard now… meet me in the stacks… I got something I want to … uh… show you.

My friends and I took the subway… or “t” as it is called here. Was fun, my very first time on one… I took some pictures…lol. I took lots of pictures of Harvard… and then we took the subway to the Boston Public Garden where Romeo and Juliet live. They are two swans that are so beautiful, I took lots of pictures of them and all the eggs they are sitting on. We went on the swan boats… http://www.swanboats.com/ where were awesome and I took pictures of the park… in the rain… was awesome… till this slick moving phone sex princess took a spill on the pavement… landing face first in a puddle… Oh yeah, very embarrassing… wasn’t my fault tho, and everybody got a laugh out of it, including myself… lol. Let’s just say, I sported the “wet look” quite well around Boston, thank goodness I wore a bra today, and that is all I have to say about that. Anyways, here is a picture of the swan boats I found online… Ill post mine when I download them off the camera.

My friend took first place in most of his dances… woo hoo. He rocked it hard core.. placed only second in two of them… I am really itching to compete now, I don’t know when the next competition is, probably November, but I really, really want to do it… I want a pretty ball gown… hee hee. I went back there today to watch more dancing and to pick up two very pretty sparkly bracelets that rock hard core… maybe I will take a picture of them too. And to see some more of the dancing. I caught some senior citizens ballroom dancing and took pictures of them… they were so cute… one couple was so obviously in love… was awesome. I am so gonna need to find some more financial domination phone sex guys to pay for my ball room competitions. The dresses they had for sale there were running up to 2000 dollars… but they sparkled and we all know what happens if you sparkle something … I am so drawn to it. (Please don’t bedazzle your cocks… I don’t want to open up my email and find a handful of bedazzed franks and beans… that would just frighten me so.)

Both days, I drove by you Snoopy and thought about you… wondered if you were at work tonight… hee hee.

For those who care, today I am wearing a pink and white jersey dress with white bra and panty set that have pink bows on them. I have a pair of white keds on cause I knew I would be doing a whole bunch of walking. My hair is pulled back into a pony tail, held in place by a white ribbon and hair band. I looked super cute today. I picked up a pink note book from MIT… that’s all girlie and what not… figured I could fake it till I make it… woo hoo.

Saturday will be the last day you will be without your phone sex cutie… sorry bout it… this weekend was just the perfect storm for events… I have a bbq early in the afternoon, then I have a block party at six and will go to a friends house at eight and have mojitos. I super duper love mojitos… they are so my favorite drink. I get dipsy drunk off of two… maybe one night I can have a couple, and you guys can take advantage of me… wonder if I am as good at phone sex drunk as I am sober? Could be something we could find out together. I know I giggle a lot drunk, but then again, I giggle a lot sober..

Sunday I will be back for all your phone sex pleasure… you can bet on it. I need to rub one out something fierce… wish I could get a caller to call me before I pass out… maybe while Im soaking in the hot tub? We could do a dirty phone sex role play where you are a burglar who doesn’t know anyones home? You find me and figure… heck… might as well, right? Or maybe I could do a sissy phone sex call, where you have to pamper my every need and wash my every part while dressed in my favorite pair of panties… oh… the possiblilities are endless.

I will talk to you all soon…. miss me much!

You Phone Sex Princess…

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

8772821531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Holy Fuck Bunnies!

  • June 10, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Yes, I have been in the pool ALL DAY LONG. I was in it last night… masturbating, I got up bright and early, climbed in… swam… rubbed a lil… swam some more, got out to get GIANT bowl of strawberries… put bowl on floaty near me along with bottled water and stayed there till just about five minutes ago. I am dripping wet typing to you… here, Ill shake a lil off… hee hee.

It’s good that pool is up and going today cause… let me tell you it is hot… I came in to see just how hot is is… let me just check… drum roll please…

HOLY FUCK BUNNIES its 101 degrees! It didn’t even get this hot in Colorado last summer… someone snow me… please… ok, I just didn’t ask for snow…nope, nope, nope, but fuck it’s hot outside!

I am thinking it is time for an ice cream cone… big one… but I will have to wait till I am not full of strawberries… hee hee. They were good strawberries… I didn’t eat them all, but I sure enough wanted to. Nothing like laying back, floating on the water, splashing it on your tummy and watching those water beads form and roll down. Picking up almost frozen strawberries on a very hot day… rubbing them on your lips before savoring every last bit… I guess I really didn’t need to type all that to turn you on all I had to say is… I am wearing and itsy bitsy teeny weeny pale pink bikini… yup, wet one… that is clinging to me very tightly. You so can see the outline of my special place through my bikini… neener neener.

Got to be a naughty pool bunny who teased the pool boy a lil to much this morning… and when you tease pool boys too much, they tend to take care of business pretty swiftly, lets just say my bottom was bobbin more than the pool floaties!!! I am so bad!

I am off to jump back in the pool… if I don’t pick up the phone the first time you ring, just try it again… cause I just didn’t get out of the pool and inside in time… hee hee.

Think Id better dance now!

Brigitte

PS Visitors to my site were way high yesterday, the highest they had been in a long time… I don’t know what our highest is, but I am going to start from yesterdays totals… cause they were pretty good. Make sure you click through the site when you read my journal, you never know what might pop up and pretty much, it helps me too!

Fukui, Japan

  • June 9, 2008 at 12:04 pm

I see you clicking on my website from all the way over there! Just wanted to say… HIIIII! Email me sometime… would love to hear from you!

Im off to costco to get veggies and water… I shall be available… ALL NIGHT LONG!

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  • June 8, 2008 at 6:56 pm

Cause this lil hooker got her pool… and it is filling up as we speak! It will fill up probably by morning or so… but I will do 50 percent off all calls till midnight pst Wednesday! I will even let your pre purchase time at 1.00 a minute if you would like over the next three days… Buy a hundred minutes, for a hundred dollars… and use them in ten minute blocks all month long if you like! Who’s your favorite taboo phone sex operator? I am! I am!

How did I get it so quickly? I got me a Sugar Daddy! A Financial Domination finatic who lives… get this… in the next town over. He paid for it online and we picked it up at the store… and get this… his princess… (me) deserved a bigger pool than what she wanted… so she got it… I got an 18 foot pool… that goes five feet high… with 4 and a half feet of water deep! Oh yeah… it’s like totally awesome and huge. So all day…we were out back leveling the ground… getting the rocks out… and that’s a lot of work on a twenty foot, by twenty foot section… This pookie is sore… holy moly!

My sugar daddy can now call for his reward… be a good sugar daddy… you know what you need to do!

I did almost get enough gift certificates to buy the pool, thank you guys… and they won’t be going to waste… I feel kinda bad for getting them now that they aren’t going to the pool… but I am going to get pool toys and stuff… and my pink schwinn bike so I can cruise main street on it! I have been looking forward to doing that in the evenings!

Does anyone know how to get rid of mosquitos? They were coming at us tonight while filling up the pool… and i just would rather not deal with them… if you have any ideas… I would greatly appreciate it!

I am missing a totally awesome black dress and shoes off my wishlist… um… yeah… and I think I know who did it… didn’t think I check that sort of thing… now did you Charlotte… I admit it… I didn’t think of those shoes and that dress together, but as soon as i saw them both missing.. as well as your cryptic message on my answering machine… I knew what you had done…. but yes, you are right… I am the ultimate barbie doll… arent I? Well, maybe more like skipper in the chest department!

For those who care, I am wearing a white summer dress… with an empire waste and white cotton panties… with an itty bitty satin bow at the waistband in the front… No bra, cause the straps would show. We, my brother and C, took a shower after working all day, not together, and got dressed in summer evening ware and went to shortys for dinner… ate outside… drank margaritas… just had a really nice time. My hair is up in a ponytail… in a white scrunchy that came with the dress… it’s made out of the same material even… My skin has a bit of a pink tint to it… I might have got a lil too much sun today… but it was just a sample of days to come… as I AM NEVER LEAVING MY POOL once I get in it… lol!

Well, I got some website work to do… so I better get on it. Then Im off to go check on my pool… maybe sneak in for a midnight skinny dip! Woo Hoo!

Brigitte The Merry Mermaid!

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  • June 7, 2008 at 7:42 am

My missed appointment yesterday, got me… and boy did we have some fun. I have been so… uh… easily excitable lately… oh man! The thought of boinking a caller real time is enough to get my panties a little more than just damp… hubba hubba. This time we played like I staled him… hee hee… found his home, snuck in… and while he was sleeping… handcuffed him and had my way with him. Him waking up only to feel me under the covers doing whatever I wanted… and boy did I want!!! I am so glad we FINALLY got together… hee hee!

Ninety more dollars and the pool is mine! I can almost feel the water now! I can’t wait… it’s gonna be a hot one today and I have a lot of activities planned for outdoors… starting with a 5k race, ending with helping my friend plant her garden and get her lawn mowed. I should be home later on tonight to take calls… in the air conditioning… lol! So, if you want me, you know what you need to do!

Sad to see Hillary give up her campaign, but it was way past time… and of course I am all for an Obama/Clinton ticket. I always said I would vote for him if he was put up, just really, really liked Clinton. Ahh well… can’t win them all, just would like to win one!

Here’s a pic of the Clintons when I saw them back in January… good times… so very glad I went and donated…

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I don’t really think Obama can win against the old man without her… with the polls saying almost half of clintons supporters would vote for him… ughh! How could they?

Well, I have to take off… I am in racing form today…

For those who care, right now I am wearing my brand new racing outfit… pink bike shorts… pale pink, with matching running tank… white stripes down the side… and pink socks and white runners… I look damn cute… will look even cuter with my number on my back… talk to you soon!

Brigitte

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  • June 6, 2008 at 11:47 am

I think I broke it… JUST KIDDING!

Oh man, oh man, oh man… did I have a blast last night! Watched Asia Porn all night long, holy moly was that fun masturbating with you guys… getting to actually see what turns you on, and you getting to see what makes me tick! We are so doing that again… I don’t know how many times I came last night, but holy fuck a noli… I wanna do it again! Probably one of the most erotic nights I have ever had! And no, I will not be getting my poor lil hoo haw pierced, no matter how hot it looks in porn… the thought of piercing that… makes me want to pass out… and not in the good way!

Sorry Pookie Wookie Snookie… whom this lil whore tried to wake up for this morning… but failed miserably… sigh… I really did want to play today, and was all excited bout it… but alas my body dictated when I was to wake up… I need to realize my own limits, least listen to what my body is telling me.

It’s raining today, so my gardening plans are put on hold. I am going to take a few calls today, but boys… please be gently… let’s just say, masturbating with such zest last night… was a little over zealous and it actually kinda hurts to sit down… hee hee. I’m so bad… probably why you all like me so much!

I think you guys need to email me with your favorite porn stars for the next round… anybody but Jenna, sorry… if she happens to be in something, I tend to fast forward… blghh. But email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I will pick the most popular and put her up for our next porn a thon!

I’ve already got 100 dollars towards my dream! My swim pool! Woo Hoo! Two hundred more and it is so mine! You guys rock hard core!!! I remember from being a little girl… that it takes FOREVER to fill a pool up… and then you have to wait forever for the chemicals to set… so… as soon as I get my pool and we get the hose in it to start filling it… ALL CALLS WILL BE 50 PERCENT OFF till my pool is filled and ready for me to dive in! How cool is that??? Ohhh yeah, we gonna have a pool party!!! hee hee.

My recordings page is up and ready, you can buy the only recording I have done so far… hee hee… on niteflirt right now at 2.25 a minute… Im masturbating… lol… I am working on the wav ones that you can just buy from me. So you can download them to your computer if you want, or visit the link as many times as your hearts desire… those will be done by Monday, plus a whole bunch more recordings! Go me! I rule huh? It’s ok, you can tell me.. I know I rock hard core!

Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte… I keep forgetting Charlotte… but I will announce it today! I created him a myspace page… decorated it myself to what I thought of him.. hee hee… He is my first friend on my myspace page… A Check it out .. I just pulled a layout from the internet, it wasn’t my design, but Charlotte loves it and agrees it’s so her! Hee Hee… if you want me to do you one, specifically for being my phone sex budy, let me know. I can even hook you up with your own wonder whore email address to sign into it with! There are a couple of pics from disney world and seaworld on there in my pics… on my account, that you can check out… I haven’t uploaded them all, as my computer hates me.

Oh yeah… and if you haven’t noticed… My butterfly in the tab is PERFECT now! It doesn’t look like someone smooshed it with a news paper anymore… woo hoo! That was just driving me ape shit! sheesh I am pretty proud of myself.. I have been working like a hooker in heat this past month. Every page on my website is operational… I work on it a little everyday… now all I need to do is get it to the top of the Search Engines and I will be happy! I have some tweaking to do, get on some top sites, fix my index page, then link it to more sites… plus beg my brother to research SEO for adult sites… and then give me the cliff notes so I CAN RULE THE WORLD… muah ha ha ha ha hee hee.

Anyways… I will always update new things on there, plus, I have a plan for a new site to go along with my wonder whore site… since google doesn’t like the word whore.. sigh… lol… anyways… the new site will be a more HARD CORE Brigitte… lol.. whatever that means!!!

For those who care, right now I am in a black and white mod sleevless dress. The kind you would find in the early sixties… no waist, white thick line ddown the front of the dress that splits and lines the bottom of the dress… I need some mod white sun glassess to go with it.. and knee high white boots. I am just wearing a pair of white mules with em… they look modish enough! My hair is straight… I went and took my flat iron to it… so it is like rod stright down around my face… including my bangs. I look hot… just trust me on it. I have on… ok, don’t laugh at me… but it was a set I got in the kids department… a pink and blue care bre training bra and panty set on underneath… I said it… training bra… so there so!

Think I’d better dance now…

Brigitte

Phone Sex In A Swim Pool!

  • June 5, 2008 at 12:59 pm

I want a swim pool! I think I may through a tantrum if I don’t get one… lol. It’s times like these where I need to get me a couple of sugar daddies… you know, to share the wealth! I have one on my amazon wishlist … that I want to get. I want an in ground pool, but I can wait a couple years for that. Maybe when I get married and have a husband and a pool boy on the side… lol!

Here’s a pic of the pool…

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it’s the kind I used to swim in at Lily’s house, the old kbw site owner, and it was pretty cool. It did the job, I remember her’s being pretty small, and her paying way more for it.. I don’t know how big 15 feet is, but since Im just over five feet… I think it will do…lol. If I get this, you will be hard pressed to get me out of it. I ll just have to take calls from the pool… lol. The neighbors already think Imma lil hooker… with all the moaning coming from the basement… we can just let them think Imma sex fiend with all the masturbation I will do in my pool.

Im gonna try to be around a bit more… so I can do more calls and get my pool before the heat really sets in. Saturday is going to be 90… blghh… so I am going to need a place to swim. The only place I can go right now is the boys and girls club, and that’s an indoor pool… there are no outdoor ones nearby… which sucks hard core. My brother and his boyfriend don’t swim, but said I could put a pool in the backyard and they would donate a 100’s to my pool fund for leveling the back yard. I need 200 for the pool and 105 for shipping… so it’s pretty expensive… blghh.

If you want to spoil me rotten like the lil princess I am, you can contribute to my pool fund…lol… just send me a gift certificate from this link here… Gift Certificates and email it to thewonderwhore@gmail.com I am more than willing to trade phone sex for gift certificates… lol. Im such a lil whore…hee hee. That’s why you love me.

This is why I need to be into financial domination… I could just tell a sugar daddy… I want… and pout… and it would be all mine… sniffles… I want… pout pout pout… lol!

MR SEATTLE CALLED! I swear his voice gets my panties all wet… we talked for like forever… cause it had been awhile. I came to the realization while talking to him, that I just absolutely love perverts and that if I ever settle down and get married… hee hee… it’s gonna have to be to a pervert. Someone who’s not afraid to explore… try new things… a man after my own heart. MR SEATTLE is single… but in Seattle… sigh… didn’t know a good thing when I had it… lol. He’s one of the only customers to catch a glimpse of the wonder whore live… he told me last night… he saw me and my dented lil saturn near where I used to live in seattle. I think it was me too… how many hot little chics drive a dented brand new gold saturn? He waited till almost a year to tell me, cause he knew I would get a lil freaked out… lol… not that he would hurt me or anything… MR SEATTLE is most awesome, he just knows “the rules”… so to say! I think there should be more MR SEATTLES, he’s so fucking hot, I think there will be more masturbation tonight before my Asia-a-thon… as warm up… thinking about him, that deep voice, and what he should have done to me in seattle… lol!

Anyways, I have to run to pick out paint samples at home depot, pick up some soil for more plants for my garden… and get my fruit leathers at Hanafords the grocery store… Those are my snacks… they replaced chocolate… fruit leathers… purried fruits dried like a roll up… awesome!

For those who care, I just threw on cut off jean shorts and a pale pink wife beater to go to the store, my hair is pushed back with a head band, white, and I have no undies on… hee hee… gonna slip into my pink flip flops and head out the door! I will be back at five pm for my first call… i have a couple of openings, so email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com if you just want to watch porn with me, if you don’t have your Asia porn ready!