My friday nightpost didn’t get uploaded for some reason… so here it is, out of order.

WARNING: GIRLIE POST! I can’t be held responsible for all the girlieness in this blog! Blame it on Sex in The City

I know, you guys say Im pretty and what not… and I tell you that’s because Im naked… and you think all naked girls are pretty… Tonight, I felt beautiful, it was a wonderful night, just perfect. I love summer nights… tell me more , tell me more… couldn’t resist.. lol. I love the breeze and the night air, and just the feel of a summer evening.. how can you not feel… sexy. I was dressed so perfect tonight, my dress did arrive yesterday… it matched the movie perfectly… the shoes were like heaven… I did my hair up… resisted the urge to find an obnoxious hat to go with the ensemble… like carrie, and wish I would have. However, I don’t think I would have felt as pretty tonigh if I did. I wore this mauvey pink nicole miller dress that had a gold sequined scrunched waist… it was a halter top dress that just clung perfectly to my breasts… and would have drug on the floor if it weren’t for my stunning minolo heels… I practiced last night how to walk in them… like walking a tight rope. My skin… I used a lotion that had asheen to it on my shoulders and arms… lil under my eyes as well. I wore my hair pulled straight back… but then let loose behind my ears… my friends made it all wild andsexy… My make up… a friend did… just enough, but the look of an almost nude face with lipstick that kitten said was the color of her nipples… lol. She wouldn’t show me…

The only thing i didn’t have was a bag, which at the movie theater… was the them of the night with the 98 percent female crowd. There were huge obnoxious bags from all kinds of designers… a couple from louis… I know because a girl screamed “my louis” better when another louis bag came on screen. I now want a designer bag… lol. Im such a joiner… hee hee.

My friends, all 4 of us… had a blast, it was a total girls night. We did each others hair and make up… we helped each other get dressed, or pick out the outfits for the other friends… mine was the best outfit. We gabbed bout men, life, and shopping… and didn’t give any of the boys attention when we went to the bars. We didn’t even accept the free drinks that were given to us… we had our cosmos and each other… and that is all we needed!

I wish I could say the movie was perfect. A very rare few are, the only bad thing I can say is that it was a bit on the long side… what worked in 30 minute episodes, didn’t in a two hour movie… but other than that… my heart skipped a beat when the opening them played breifly in the beginning. Perfect opening… and I love how they mixed the episodes in to catch everybody up to speed.

The movie had everything you loved from the series… The girls, the sex, the girl talk… perfect… and as always… the fifth friend… fashion…

I so want to be Carrie… sigh… I will need a bigger closet… and well… someone elses spending limit on a credit card! I need a sugar daddy and fast! Financial Domination… here I come!!!

Anyways… thanks Char… tonight I was Cinderella… glass shoes and all…

For those who care, I am still in my pretty dress, thinking about when and where I can wear it again… I didn’t wear a bra with it… but I do have on gold panties… that tie on the side. My hair is no longer slicked back, but tamed down and wound into a bun. I don’t want to take my dress off… I wonder if it would damage it to much to fall asleep in it… I can pretend to be sleeping beauty… waiting for my Mr. Big to kiss me awake!

Today we went to The Butterfly Place in Mass. It was pretty cool, couple hundred butterfly running around, landing on you, fornicating. Got to see cocoons and everything. I took plenty of pictures. I should be downloading them right now so I can share, but it takes forever! I need one of those sd readers for my camera. I just looked, they are only like eight bucks on Amazon, put it on my wish list, I will try and get it this week or something.

Went to the mall afterwords, ahh… the mall, we just got a sephora shop… but I kinda like my mac makeup better… wish they would put a mac store in.. that would be awesome. Went to Macy’s and got two new pairs of Sandals. You can’t really wear a lot of sandals in Washington, cause of the rain, but here… my toes are all pedicured and begging to be showed off…

I got these, I got two dresses that these would be awesome with, figured they would be cute with my white denim skirts too..
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=298570&CategoryID=26873
And these to go with my white gene shorts and white cotton top… as well as a few more outfits…
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=291846&CategoryID=26873

Also went to the Disney store… sniff… I wish I could live at Disney World… I picked up this lil number… which was actually on clearance.. http://disneyshopping.go.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/DSIProductDisplay?catalogId=10002&storeId=10051&productId=1220142&langId=-1&categoryId=11873 I think I am going to need a bigger closet… hee hee. The one from sex in the city got me a lil wet… is that a bad thing?

Tonight I just went out to Shorty’s with my friend Kitten, her husband is my dance teacher and she and I have become really good friends. I call her kitten, cause she is platinum blonde and purrs like a kitten whe talks. She’s so fucking sexy it’s not even funny. I got me a sour apple margarita… ohh hubba hubba… and we just had a really nice time. She loves that I am a phone sex operator, thinks it’s the coolest thing since the invention of the vibrator… and I was telling her bout some of my embarassing moments… where I goofed up on calls… and she was just dying laughing…

We then hit up the Barnes and Noble, I showed her a couple of my favorite sex books there… which she got, she said they were probably really good, cause I should know… lol! I just got me another sketch pad, I fill them up like crazy. Good thing they are only seven bucks a piece… Im gonna have a really big credit card bill because of my lil shopping spree earlier today.

My brother’s boyfriends sister is visiting, and she is driving me bonkers. She came last week and I swear she sticks to me like crazy glue. I keep giving her my car, just to get her out of my hair… blghh. I know, I should be more patient, but I kinda like having the whole house to myself to work… I can have phone sex in any room of the house… naked… but not when we have company!

Well, I should get some stuff done on http://www.thewonderwhore.com Nothing fun, just some stuff to get my site out there a little bit more. Also need to get some graphics done for other projects before I go to bed. Tomorrow I have dance class and a dinner to go to, other than that, I should be home most the day.

http://www.pinksexblogs.com/phone-sex.htm

They rated my blog at 4 stars… and only one other blog is rated that high in phone sex right now… how cool is that? At least I think they rated me, I hope you don’t start out with five star and they slowly start taking them away as you go… yikes… I best be on my best behavior.

I love GOOGLE! They rock… really, I love them… I love gmail, I love SEO-ing with them… I love everything about google… (Can the google gods hear me?) I have had this site for goodness knows how long and thought because of the word whore in the title, it was pretty much dead in the water! Guess not, I put on google analytics and I can see me popping up in search engines… I can also see who and who hasn’t been in my site… ahem.. least what states and cities they are in… Sheesh… I know what state you are in people.. and I know you read the blog… VISIT MY SHINY NEW SITE… and click all the links… and play with my favorites… and overall just rub one out to the awesomeness that is www.thewonderwhore.com. I am watching you guys… keeping my eyes open… I see how it is… Keep me on speed dial I see… Come on Mr. Oregon… and Mr Mass… tsk tsk. Sigh…

If I were a cute, vivacious, hottie with a young phone sex voice… then I would expect way more hints… OH WAIT! I am all that… now chop chop… hop to it!

Hi Mr Seattle!!! I see you peeking… and Mungy… I know you know I got what you want… right down… here…. hot lil pair of panties… hee hee.

Scary isn’t … I can stalk you back… I LOVE IT! From what I can tell, not a lot of sites use it.. which is shocking I guess… but I’m sure they will just start popping up in their code… you can tell cause there is a java in ther view source for it.

Ah man… there goes my high…. http://www.sexblogpimp.com/phone-sex/ with me an no stars… grrr. and here… Vhttp://www.sexblogplanet.com/phone-sex.htm Grr Grr.

Well I still have to mow the lawn and plant some tomatos… look at me… lil miss housewife material… and then get so I can have some Sex In The City!

Think I better Dance Now…

Brigitte

Hee Hee… I am a dork, but I am so gonna get that key search engine word in ANY place I know how to… oh let me tell you… this lil hooker has been busy, busy, busy. Tomorrow, I get a bit of a break cause I am going to the movie… THE MOVIE… Imma Carrie… yeah… I know it… Fashionista… Relationshop Diva… Cosmo Sipping… Pink Obsessive… Carrie… Hee Hee… or I could just be a dork. I think it’s the latter. Anyways… I am going with like five girls after getting Cosmo’s at our bar… and I will be decked out in the only designer outfit I own… thanks to my sweet sissy Charlotte… lol.  Minolo’s and hopefully a Nicole Dress… if it gets here on time… was suppose to come today… hopefully it will be here before tomorrow… The only to see the movie better, were to be if I were seeing it in NYC… sigh… hee hee.

I am Charlottes personal barbie doll by the way… it started out me dressing him.. but we had so much fun, him dressing me… that it just kinda switched… now if we could dress alike… who would get to pick out the outfit? He’s my Char, even if it is odd that he likes putting clothes on me, instead of taking them off!

I am the queen of notebooks, if I see a cute notebook, I have to buy it. I normally put it away and forget about it. Lately, I have been pulling notebooks out left and right so I have one on me always. I am the idea queen! Today alone, I filled up the last half a notebook with stuff I just want to do for my site alone… and other sites to come as well. Not to mention story ideas for my comic strip… coming in July!… Are you guys ready to be wowed??? I know a did a little bit back a couple years ago… but this is going to be bigger, better, stronger… oh crap, I need to stop listening to Kanya… lol! I am such a hot mess!

For those who care, right now I am wearing a red mini skirt, white panties, and a tshirt that is white with a red mustang symbol on it… you know, the emblem for the ford mustang… I had a bra on, but it itched… so it went the way of the wind… I am here all night long, so call me if you want me. I am having problems with pidgen, which hosts my messengers… so email or call me if you need too.

I think I better dance now…

I had a blast last night… even though there was some girl drama. There almost always is when you go out with a bunch of girls… one ends up crying in the bathroom… look, I just dance, I don’t see who I dance with, I close my eyes and move… I also don’t pay attention to who’s hitting on who… and Im sorry if the guy that hit on you, dances with me… I didn’t solicit it… and I sure enough didn’t go home with his drunk butt… sheesh. Now I remember why I like hanging out with boys more… less drama… specially when they realize they are in the friend zone.

I told you red panties get me in trouble.

I got home really late, I stayed sober so I could drive, and I had to drop girls off all over the place… you would think my close circle of friends would be in… well a close circle… nope. I didn’t get home till the sun started to rise, then I had to be right back up at ten, to be at a bbq for a couple at dance class… Tres yummy bbq ribs… oh yeah, I had bbq face today… finger licken good… And… wait for it… WATERMELON! Oh so yummy! I was slotted to go to Boston today, but at the last minute decided to hang wit hthem. They had a swimming pool, but no one swam. I did get invited back over next weekend just to swim with them… they said I could also use their huge pool anytime I liked and even offered me a key to the gate… how cool is that?

Im gonna be here for a couple more hours, I had to come home and mow the lawn because the puppies were getting lost in it. It was either mow or hire a search and rescue team to be on stand by. I like mowing…its fun… I feel like godzilla crushing tall buildings and making the people scatter…cept Im not godzilla, just a chic in a tube top, pushing a mower,, and those aren’t buildings… just really tall dandie lions… and the only thing that scatters is… well… bugs. Hey, you guys like my imagination… you have to take the non sexy with the sexy… that’s all I have to say about that!

Tonight Im going to a friends house to watch campy horror movies… Im bringing April Fools Day… and we all know Im gonna win the campiest… cause nothing beats that movie… fake gore, sexy girls, a mystery or two… and twins! Hee Hee

I shouldn’t be home too late, I have Dance class tomorrow…. probably home by midnight… call me, you might get me… hee hee.

Brigitte

Ok… so I have a severe thing for older men… what can I say… Harrison Ford is so .. uh… how do I put this delicately… oh yeah… he’s so hubba hubba! What I would do to him if I got my hands on his… whip… hee hee. I loved the movie, I loved that it played into the lore, and I love how they kept kept true to the Indiana Jones Formula… Action, Comedy, Suspense, Supernatural, and sexy hotness… The movie was fast, and I was extremely sad for it to be over… I want to see it again! If you don’t have anything planned this weekend, go see it!

I think I am going to go on serious birth control… kids are everywhere. I know, Ive said in the past, I want a litter or so… but Im beginning to rethink the idea of having even one. It’s probably not the kids, but the parents… like his pg13 movie, had babies and six year old yacking all the way through it… the people that got babysitters and have no children didn’t pay to listen to others… which is exactly what we did…

Let’s just say… Disneyworld is the biggest advocate for birthcontrol… and that’s all I have to say bout that.

This weekend is a huge weekend for me, I got dance stuff, a trip to Boston, as well as two bbqs… I can’t wait for it to start! I am craving watermelon like something fierce! LET THE SUMMER BEGIN… I got my totally hot white bikini ready for action… as well as my new pin up one piece for the family party on monday…  The weekend is going to be sunny and bright… and I am going to wear as little of clothes as possible!

And for those who care, and My KimmyKins… right now I am wearing a very short denim mini and a pale yellow cotton top…It kinda falls off my sholders and has an itty bitty polka dot texture… I couldn’t wear  a bra with it without the straps or actual bra showing… so I went without.  I did however match my panties to my top…. just incase I “accidentally” showed them off. I am already a pretty summer shade, and my hair is lightening up quite nicely from my runs in the sun! I smell like popcorn right now… cause I found a couple  escaped kernels that rolled into my top… hee hee. My finger and toe nails are done in a light pink… and I work white cork healed sandles… The summer has never felt this good!

Kiss,
Brigitte

I mentioned to somebody last night that I was going to see Indiana Jones tonight and it inspired a very naughty call… One where hands where sliding everywhere they shouldn’t while the film flashed by. Down my panties, up my skirt… his zipper undone… kisses on body parts in the dark. Taking turns on the floor till we both have smiles on our face! Hot huh? hee hee

Sex Music… you know… the mood music some people like to play when they do it… I wonder if anyone’s mood music is the theme to Indiana Jones… hmmm… well, all I can say is… those opening notes tonight… will probably get me.. uh… well.. you know…

Needless to say, I don’t think my viewing of Indiana Jones is going to be that hot… but I at least hope it’s going to be an awesome film. I think this is going to be a really, really big movie summer. I already loved Iron Man… oh yeah… Robert Downy Jr… (insert iron hardon joke here) hubba hubba…  and then… ok, Imma total chic for saying this… but next weekend… Ill be sippin the cosmos watching Sex in The City… what can I say… Imma Carrie Fan… oh yeah… My sissies know what I am talking about!  My girlfriends and I are all dressing up in our fashion, maybe an acorn hat or two, heading out to dinner and a movie… should be the perfect night!

Thanks for the totally awesome feedback on my site… keep checking back cause I have so much planned for all of you, it’s not even funny. Mondays are my days for the major changes… so Tuesdays are a good day to check back on!

Oh yeah… and SNOB… go buy me a present… or the kitty gets it… hee hee.

For those who care, right now I am butt ass naked… Im getting ready to go put some clothes on and go running… as soon as the guys left this morning… I stripped naked for my daily ritual of “shake ma bootay”  followed closely by naked jello eating… and finished off by nude web browsing… I think that’s enough naked ness for today… hee hee.

kiss
Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com