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Phone Sex Cutie Should Have, But Didn’t… sigh.

  • July 5, 2010 at 10:33 am

There was this beautiful woman on the boat yesterday. Dressed in a skin tight red dress that when the sun hit it just right, you could see her black thong and bra. There was a lot of sun yesterday. Not only could you see her undies, but the dress was so tight, you could see her mound. Her sweet little mound that I would have given anything to have gone down on. If you know me, you know, I love bald mounds… nothing like looking over a mound to see the pleasure you are giving someone, am I right guys?

Her body, was perfect. Toned and tall. Her breast, well they were smaller than mine. But it was her face that made me so intimidated by her. She looked seventeen, dark hair, blue eyes, perfect skin. Her face was probably one of the most breath taking faces I have ever seen. I could have stared at her all night, I probably did.

I wanted to talk to her so bad, sooo bad. I wanted to know if I, someone as plain as me, could have a chance with her. But I was scared. Every time she came near me, I would start to shake. When I finally heard her speak, she spoke what I thought was Russian, so maybe should wouldn’t have even have understood me if I had tried to talk to her.

It would have been fun to try.

I had my camera, I should have taken a picture, but every time she was near… I couldn’t think. Alas, she is gone forever and I will never know… sigh. But I will always have her in my head, my dreams.

Sorry, had to get that out. I know, most are probably thinking it’s BS, just normal “phonebot” journal spew, but cross my heart, I fell in love with a complete stranger last night. Love, lust, whatever… I can’t get her out of my head.

What was I doing on a boat you might ask? My friends and I went on a Dinner Cruise. We were suppose to go to Hampton Beach, but at last minute almost, our plans changed. Yesterday was extremely amazing, even if it got off on the wrong foot.

I went out to lunch with some people Im doing volunteer work with, they know what I do for a living, as I am open and honest with everyone. The peeps do that underhanded compliment and just are so fake. They are soccer moms who think volunteering give them street cred, as all they talk about is how burdensome volunteering can be to their busy lives. Sucks Ass. They treat me and a couple of the other girls the same. I got to talk to them a little bit more, found out ones a stripper and the other, well… lady of the night, tho you would never have guessed if you saw her.

They really don’t tell people what they do, because they get judged, and they don’t tell people they volunteer because they don’t need to. I tell some people, but it’s more of a, hey, I do it, we could use some help, so why don’t you do it too kinda thing. It was kinda cool, cause all three of us are in the same biz, they our personalities are completely different. People judge us, say we are doing harm to the world, and here we are helping. I wonder if it’s because maybe it’s our way to prove them wrong? huh?

After lunch, my friends and I drove up to this little craft fair about an hour and a half away. When we got there, it was at a ski lodge and they had the ski lift going! So we all got on and road to the top of the mountain, it was so amazing. So peaceful. I thought it would be a short ride, but it just kept going, and going. At the top, it gave us a great view of the lakes region. Now I want to take up skiiing cause it looks so fun.

After the ski lift, we walked through the crafts fair and foung… POTTERS WHEELS. I hadn’t played on one in forever. I made lil kids cry tho. Cause I got on and made a beautiful vase in like ten minutes. The 12 year olds had wabbly gunk. Moms were pretty ticked at me, I look like im 12, I guess. They were telling their children, “she probably been watching them teach for awhile.” I am really having a hard time liking most soccer moms. Blghh.

Post clay awesomeness, we ran across a covered bridge. Apparently they are everywhere, but I have only found two so far. Oddly enough, the last one was last 4th of July, lol. I was so excited, till I found out that this bridge was only built in 1995. Lame. Pretty, but lame none the less.

That brings us to the Dinner Cruise on the Mt. Washington. Retro ship, was awesome. Food was good, music was hokey, but I had fun. Chasing down the “lady in red”. I may have to paint her from memory, she’s haunting me. Met up with my Brother and the Other on the cruise and watched one of the most beautiful sunsets I have ever seen from the water, that was capped off by fireworks going off all around us. Simply Amazing.

It’s weird not being near a military area around here. With the military, the fourth of julys is spectacular. Here, it’s like, ok, an excuse to drink at best. I miss being near army bases, but was fun to see some people enjoying the fourth, making it wonderful.

I will just have to train New Hampshire how to throw an Awesome 4th of July Party. Lol.

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I have to say, I am having soooo much fun running my own phone sex company. Don’t get me wrong, it’s A LOT of hard work, but it’s work I enjoy non the less. Yesterday was the first full day I had taken off in I don’t know how long. Felt really, really weird. My girlfriends kept teasing me that I could talk dirty to them if they liked, but I told them they couldn’t afford me… hee hee.

Anyways… I have probably chatted you up enough! You should probably call me now, so we can have some fun!

Kiss Kiss Kiss
Brigitte Kelly
The Wonder Whore

This Phone Sex Cutie Is Going To Boston University!

  • May 18, 2010 at 9:47 am

Yeah, that’s right. I got in! I am so framing my letter. I am so excited, I can’t stop dancing around the house! I rock, I rule, I am so not to cool for school! I knew I would get in, but you know me, self doubt and what not sneaks in a little. I start in the fall, I can’t wait to sign up for classes, and I think Im gonna cry. I can’t think straight, sorry for the broken sentences, this is just tooooo awesome for words.

Ok, let me get it together. Breath in, nice and deep, Breath out…. slow. Oh FUCK ME, THIS IS HUGE! I am so on my way to becoming a scientist, with all my dreams coming true!

I’m so going to need some new school clothes, laptop case, all my school stuff. Fresh start, right? hee hee I can’t wait to shop, well, I will have to wait to shop. I have my beautiful niece coming to visit me for a couple weeks, don’t know when yet, and I want to spoil her like there is no tomorrow. Help me spoil her… buy a call, or better yet… tip me with an American Girl Gift Certificate. I will give you my po box to send it to. My dream is for her to walk into the store and buy whatever her little heart desires. Plus, I have so many plans for her. I wrote her a play, one person, that I will record her doing so she can show her family. We are going to make props and wardrobe for it while she is here. I also want to take her to the science center in Boston, A giant water park in New Hampshire, Plymouth rock in Mass, on the Duck boats and swan boats in Boston. Each day we are going to theme our outfits to match our outings. Like dress like scientists for the science museum, hair in buns, metal glasses, white coats… or for plymouth rock, dress like pilgrims or something. I want her to have the best time ever while she is with me, my plan is to win her over completely so that way she decides to go to Harvard when she goes to college and will live with me. She is, and always will be my partner in crime.

I have been a busy little bee lately, training mad girls. I launched Taboo Phone Sex Fantasy a couple weeks ago, and it’s been pretty successful, not quite as popular as my Hypnotic Pleasures but I am sure it will pick up once all the girls are fully trained. I love training, I like teaching girls my kind of phone sex, from texting, to twittering to doing actual calls. Yes, we can be lil fuck sluts, but I like the fact that we offer something most of the other phone sex companies out there forgot a bout years ago. Personality.

I have two more sites in their soft openings right now, working out the bugs, see how girls react to taking calls, some of them for the first times in their lives. Once I got the kinks worked out, I will unleash them on you and give you my recommendations on who you should call first, and why. You should call them all, but some of them are a little greener than others.

I am pretty proud of myself, I have kept my turnover rate down to a bare minimum. I have two girls out on vacation right now, so if you don’t see them logged on, that’s why. Most phone sex companies have extremely high turn over. I know of one that is now defunct, probably for such reasons. You have to treat your girls like gold, which I do. I know what it’s like to hear that the owner has called you an “idiot” behind your back or demands you work more hours than you can, or threatens to fire you on a routine basis. Girls are gold, there is a client base for every single girl out there.

I have had companies where men owners have done calls with me, talk about feeling icky on the inside. Plain and simple, if an owner asks you to get him off, run. I’ve heard rumors where men owners do “try outs” on girls. My philosophy is, get rocks off elsewhere, your company is not your own personal jerk fest. Yes, I do two girl calls with my girls, but I tell them it’s an option. If they want to learn from listening to me with them and feel comfortable with me, then we do it. They know that we are both working to please a customer, Im not using her. The girls I have hired have begged to listen to my calls, the closest thing I have let them listen to are my recordings. I think if I let them listen to my calls, then it would kill their own creativity, don’t you think?

I know some of you guys have done calls with a girl and said… what the hell, that was the worst phone sex ever. The thing is, she might not have been good for you, but there is a demand for her, and other men love her style of phone sex. You may see a picture of a girl, and go, ew, she’s gross, but again… there are men out there that see her beauty. I tell my girls this on a daily basis. I am not he prettiest girl there is, rather dorky looking if you ask me, but you men looove me. Some don’t, and yes, some guys think my brand of phone sex… sucks hard core. Few, but there are some… lol.

I like building my little safe haven for my golden girls. They are mine, like dolls for me to play with, help grow, hee hee. My girls, will be hard when I have to fire one of my girls, but I am sure there will be a day. I won’t put up with girls who use men as walking wallets, yes, you pay us… but you are human, right? Now, financial domination is a bit different, but that’s a kink, and the money sluts are human too, I guess… hee hee. I also won’t put up with cattyness or gossip which I got so sick of. That and fraud will be some of the only reasons to terminate.

I like to keep things positive. I already have two girls who have got tickets to see me when we go to vegas, another one has said yes, and three more are thinking about it. Only two have said no. I have so much planned, even a little awards dinner for them, because they all rock it hard core. I found a company that does trophies and engravings and I think they would be hilarious to hand out to the girls.

I also have Phone Sex Chatroom up and running. On Friday nights, I will be in there from 10 pm est to midnight est chatting with you guys. During this time, I WILL NOT TAKE CALLS. I just want to get to know you guys better, chat and have some fun. After midnight, Ill start taking calls again. You can purchase your time during the chat session to put you in que to have your way with me after… lol. First come, well.. first to cum basis… lol. Some of my girls might start joinging me, and you are more than welcome to do calls with them during that time if you like, for right now, I may change it to where you have to wait for them till after midnight if it gets too popular… lol.

Let’s see, what else? Nothing I can spring on the world just yet. I know, I am so secretive, but I can tell you this. Sadly, more girls read this blog than boys most the time, so I gotta play things close to the vest. Many of you have pointed out the lil things girls pick up and use, so you know what I am talking about… lol. Let’s just say, in the next couple of months, I will have something no other company has, that I know of, and it’s going to put some men on their asses how awesome it is! I rule!

Ok, so I should finish this so I can go work on my May phone sexnewsletter, which I should have done first… hee hee. I shall yak at you all later… kisses.

Brigitte
The Wonder Whore


Phone Sex Nightmares

  • May 3, 2010 at 1:58 am

I rarely sleep and when I do, I wake up thinking there are men in the house. Not just one, but like several. It startles me awake and I can’t get back to sleep. I sleep naked, have since I was real small, and the first thing I do when I wake up is cover up and try to hide.

I woke up not to long ago, which is why I am writing a journal at 4 in the morning. Please tell me that these dreams mean I am coming into a LOT of money soon… hee hee. Then it would be worth all the sleepless nights.

So, for those of you who don’t follow my twitter… I have finished with my two year degree!!! I don’t actually get to walk till late June, but I am officially done. I feel free, least for six months. Then, cross your fingers, I will be studying my ass off again at BU, yeah baby! I am going to party this summer like it’s my last. I am already signed up for scuba classes to get certified, and I decided a few nights ago, that I would try and get my SAG card, or at least a couple vouchers towards getting it. Just something of a challenge to keep things lively… lol. Boston is a big stomping ground for new films, and it looks to be a busy summer.

Not to mention all the work I am putting into my own company. Jeez oh pete, I can’t wait to be able to afford managers, lol. I’m just kidding, it’s not that bad of a task, just a lot of talking with training new girls as well as being there for their beck and calls. I am pleasantly pleased with the progress, and I plan on taking more steps in the right direction… Phone Sex World Rulage will be the ultimate goal.

So… Im evil. Some of you might have caught hints of this in the past, but I always considered myself more spoiled brat than evil, but lately… I kinda like being really, really bad. My dominate side is coming out in full force, so much so that I am making grown men cry. Real Tears, whether it be anal violations, cbt, cuckold humiliation, or my freaking favorite… Financial Humiliation… I am just enjoying the crap out of hearing men whimper and beg.

Don’t worry for my sweet role play and lover men, I will not unleash this new side of me on you, infact, I will actually put my devilish side on a new, upcoming website(as soon as I get a new video card, I can finish it) so you will be safe from my inner meanie boom-ba-leanie. So much fun, I always loved being spoiled, now I force week minded peni (peni is the plural for penis, right?) into handing me their money,dignity, or control… lol!

I thought I would be a new auntie all over again by now, but the baby momma just doesn’t want to pop. She’s been in and out of the labor, driving my brother and the other insane, this past week. It’s not her fault, but man, squeeze my niece out already, lol. I wanna see her. For those that don’t know, I live with my gay brother and his husband and they are adopting a baby girl, as soon as she comes into this world.

I have to admit, I am really excited. It’s their child, so I get to play with it and hand it back. I don’t really want children, at least at this point in my life, but man… I love naughty phone sex role plays that involve the caller wanting to knock me up, put a baby in my tender, young belly. I am wet just thinking about it, is that normal? Im sucha dork.

My beloved four foot deep, 15 feet wide swim pool is dead… it will not be resurrected this summer. I found a new one on amazon that is four feet deep, and 18 feet wide, and hopefully I can get it soon. I am just scared to think of what the shipping costs will be. I already have a place for it, all leveled out… and hopefully will get the boys to help me set it up if I do get it. I don’t think I can live without being a water baby this year. Not to mention, right now it is still really warm, and I am craving a late night, early morning…uh… skinny dip… hee hee.

Just a reminder, I will be gone this Thursday/Friday… may be back really late on Friday, or you might try and see if I am in a place to do calls during those days, but getting me might be difficult. If you haven’t had a chance, check out my girl Barely Legal Phone Sex Girl Candie if you need a fix and I am not around. Or if you are looking for something different, try one of the girls at Hypnotic Pleasures Erotic Hypnosis. Taylor on that site kicked my ass in sales this weekend, I am not ashamed, as I trained her well. Now only if I could get all the girls to kick my butt… Id be mega rich!

I have about eight more girls on the new site that just soft opened, as soon as all the bugs are worked out, I will share that link with you. Nothing but the best for my callers… hee hee.

So much work to do, so little time… hee hee. I think I will sign off for now, as I am finally feeling sleepy again. I will have a newsletter out as soon as the things I am working on are done, you guys are so gonna like em, as well as update the specials on my page. Hee Hee I know you all are waiting with baited breath.

So tired now… someone wanna snuggle?

Brigitte
The Wonder Whore

Phone Sex Birthday Party!

  • April 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Thursday was my birthday… woo hoo. I started to party, I did as soon as the first gift was in my hands… hee hee. I planned a very special day for myself, a day with my favorite peeps… you guys silly. Thursday night, I went out for a couple of hours, dinner with my friends… but other than that, I was all yours!

I got totally spoiled… let me do the spoiled dance… “Im-so-freakin-spoil-ed… Im-so-freakin-spoiled!” I still have presents coming in… hee hee. My brother and the other got me more gift certificates so I could get not one, but TWO Juicy Couture purses, plus they got gift certificates to like a comic book store and a craft store… ahhh… the gift of shopping. Sunday I had my birthday celebration, my friends through me a pink themed birthday party… it totally rocked. So many presents, I couldn’t believe it… a really cool present I got… ROLLER SKATES… white with pink wheels.

You guys made me feel sooooooo special this year. I was seiously touched by the thought that went into your presents, as well as your time and money. I thank you sooo very much from the bottom of my heart. Those of you I know I can send cards to, I will get your written thank you’s out this week!

The past couple of months have been awesome. I have met a bunch of new great guys and reconnected with a bunch of my old callers… I am having the most fun. Between the trip to Florida and all the love that was shown to me after I came back, March has totally rocked! I have been super, duper busy and loving every minute of it. Between training tons of new girls and phone boning in my every spare minute, I fall into bed exhausted each night. I LOVE IT!

Make sure you sign up for my newsletter, if you haven’t already. A lot of info went out in the one for March and my April newsletter is in the works. To sign up, simply go to the first page of The Wonder Whoreand enter in a valid email address. Those of you using yahoo, make sure your email is still active, just because you sign in to messenger, doesn’t mean it’s keeping the email active.

In my newsletters I have been keeping you guys up to date with my life, as well as what is up and coming with my website and biz. You get to hear first all my awesome ideas and upcoming events first in the newsletter.

School is almost done. I want to play hookie most the time, but I force myself to go. It’s boring stuff right now, as I have already done all the reading I need to and have my last papers prepped and ready to go. I so want my six month summer. Already have my stuff in for BU, just keep your fingers crossed I get in. I should, knock on wood, but it’s still scary. I can’t wait to get my brain on campus and get to work.

I will be back in Seattle at the end of this month. I was trying to get out of school to go a little earlier, but one of my profs was a no go, saying I had missed too much already. GRRR… Im pulling an A out of his class, so he should kiss my buttage, I’m one of two that have an a in his class. Buttnuts. But I can’t wait to be back in the emerald city, Ive reconnected with a lot of my friends from high school and stuff, and we are all getting together for a bbq. I am actually going back for my nieces birthday tho, I can’t wait to hug that lil munchkin and play with out american girl dolls together. It’s all she can talk about.

June I should be back in Florida for a bit… woo hoo. It’s the wet season, so no river fossil hunting trips… but if I get my butt in gear and get certified… I can go to Venice Beach or the Bone Yard to fossil hunt… play with the manatees. Tickets are like 128 bucks for me to fly down there, and I get to stay with my fossil hunting friends who rock.(pun intended) I want to find a megalodon tooth… bad. I have one, one that was given to me as gift, and it’s beautiful… but I want to pull one from the earth with my own two hands. My friends say I can come back down as often as I like, but I am so gonna try not to wear out my welcome.

It’s been gorgeous around here lately… my summer dresses are already out and in full use. Today i got on a yellow strapless maxi dress, with burnt orange and blue dyed at the bottom. My skin, pink yesterday from soaking up the sun, is now tan, a lil darker than last week. My hair is up in a bun, pulled back, with a hawaiian flower behind my ear. I feel sexy, as I smell of coconut oil… hee hee. Aloha. I need to go to hawaii.

Well, I had better get my ass back to work. I took a little time out to get this done before I started training my newest girl. It takes me a couple of hours to train, then I get to play with you guys! Woo Hoo!

Make sure you check out my girlfriends at Phone Sex Sweet Heart and Hypnotic Pleasures My girls rock it hard core! I have another site ready to go, but it’s only in it’s soft launch right now, soon we will open it globally, we are looking into focusing on the market in India, seeing what we can and can’t do. I have a couple of callers from India and I simply adore them. I love being a global phone whore!!! Hee Hee

Talk to you soon
Brigitte
The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531

Kinky Phone Sex…. with your wife?

  • January 26, 2010 at 8:28 pm

Yeah… Im so hot, I’ll get your wifey off too… hee hee.

So this is an email I received today, and I have to admit… I am extremely curious to meet her. I mean, I have done calls with women, and I have had sex with women… but I have never… uh… felt like a woman wanted me as bad as she does. I know her ex husband, HOTTIE, and I am afraid to tell her that we still do calls on occasion.

I hope she doesn’t get mad that I post her email, I have actually taken all the personal info out…

“Hello Brigitte.

I’ve mulled for ages over how to write this email and now I have just decided to let it all flow. I hope that it all ends up making sense.

I was introduced to you by way of my husband (or I should say my ex-husband as we are recently divorced). At the time, I did not consider it to be a great introduction. I found out that he had been calling your for phone sex and I was very displeased by this. I was also extremely jealous. I felt that I should be the one that my husband gets off to, not some ‘wonder whore’. What can I voice on the phone do that I can’t?

As time went on, my husband and I started to drift apart, both emotionally and physically. I knew that he was still calling you, but I started to care about it less and less. One evening I found myself bored and restless and extremely sexually frustrated. I jumped in the jacuzzi and tried to get myself off, but this time, it wouldn’t work – I needed extra stimulation. I started to randomly search porn sites for inspiration and some were better than others. Then suddenly I remembered my husband’s calls to you. I started to search for your website and I found it!

After reading your website and seeing your pretty face, I suddenly wanted to call you so bad, but I was feeling coy and not quite up to talking. I was quite taken aback by my reaction too. I’ve never thought about women in that way before, but in that instant, I just had the urge to…touch you? I don’t know how to say it. I have never felt this way before.

Since that day I have fantasized over you so many times. I can’t get enough of your face, how I imagine your body to look, how I imagine your pussy to taste. I know how to be with a guy, but I’ve never been with a woman before and the anticipation of it is driving me insane.

Brigitte. I live in the Montreal area of Canada, but I would be willing to take the drive out to MA to meet with you. I would love to pay to take you out and spoil you and seduce you and to kiss and lick every part of you. I don’t want the fantasy anymore, I want to kiss and taste your sweet pussy and suck on your beautiful breasts and nipples. I feel so strongly about you, please say you will meet me.

Veronique xx ”

Hello, so want her in my panties. Not that I am gonna run out and meet here right away… but I have to admit… this gets me excited. Really, really excite. To fuck the ex wife of a client of mine. She gave me her phone number and I think I may call her… who knows, it may wind up to being some really hot, hot phone sex… hee hee. Then who knows, once I make sure she’s not out to get me for … uhh… getting her husband off.. lol. I may just meet her. What do you guys think?

Anyways, I just thought I would share that with you. By the way, she also sent a.. umm… explicit picture… and fuck me is he hot! Now there is a muffin that could use some.. uh… munchin!

Alright, I got some homework to get done… so I will yap at you latter!

kiss kiss kiss,
Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
877 281 1531

Phone Sex Cutie Rocks Her Hips Like… Yeah!

  • January 20, 2010 at 7:19 pm

Yes, I just quoted a Miley Cyrus song, lol. That song is so catchy… I rock my hips like yeah all the time… lol. Ok, Matt, too much? hee hee

So, I have accomplished A LOT since we last chatted. New merchant account in full effect and making my life so much more easy, and profitable. If you come through phone sex central, central will keep you in it’s frames, so you actually have to type my url into the browser then go to purchase, which is a HUGE pain in the ass and lost like four callers before I figured that little gem out. So, if you see phone sex central at the top of my purchase page, you know what to do. Or it gives you some bullshit bout frames or parameters. It’s some sort of fraud prevention.

Got two new girls hired for another site, in process of training them… my way. Not a carbon copy of me, but you know… to be personable and fun, let their real personalities shine through. So much fun!

Rebuilt an old site, hope to launch it this Saturday. Ill post the link when it’s all taken care of. If you do calls from there, even though they aren’t done by me, I still get paid… it’s my site! Woo Hoo! I encourage you to cheat on me, lol.

What else have I done? Ughh… butterflies. I said I would give a lecture on being a phone sex operator to some peeps, and they took me up on it, and right now, it looks to be like 30-40 people showing up for it. I did a run through yesterday with the head honcho, and I ran long like by 15 minutes, but they said it was cool, cause I have the hall for three hours, so I can not only run really long, but meet with peeps after wards. I am super nervous, but I know my shit.

It’s basically just women wanting to learn to be more erotic, how to tease, stuff like that. I am covering the bases though, from role plays to exploring fetishes. Telling women, if you indulge in a mans fantasy, not only will it put me out of business, but then men will be more willing to explore yours as well. Not rocket science, I know. But some women think sex is just laying there… and that’s not right.

Also am hoping to snag a few new hires for my sites… some hotties which a bad case of the naughties… oh yea!

School is in full swing, well, as full of swing when your classes aren’t booked so crazy like they were last quarter. College tried to say some credits didn’t transfer from my last college, after they said they would… and I put them in a beat down. So, as of right now, I am still on track for rockin the graduation ceremony in June.

I also got snoopy to get a twitter account so he could follow me, and I can torment him. I am patiently waiting for his first tweet… well, not so patiently.

Wonder if I can get Joe to get one too? hmmm I know he reads me all the time.. but is he following me?

Make sure you are checking my specials on my main page… and follow me on twitter.. I have surprise tweet specials starting today… Awesome savings so you can spend more time with your favorite Phone Sex Wonder Whore! We all know, I rock it like a hurricane!

I am getting ready for my annual Academy Awards Party… complete with all us girls in our formals, decked out from head to toe. I told the boys they could come if they rented tux’s and they laughed at me… hmpff… go figure. I need some cute snack foods, I call em whore derbs… hee hee. Plus, I want a red carpet and some awesome decorations. I want to make Bunny Bridget from Playboy and Sexiest beaches proud. She throws themed parties all the time, as well as dresses themed! Any suggestions?

Oh, and I need my Bitches, Sluts and Buttboys to send me pictures to thewonderwhore@gmail.com so I can put them on my next personal site. I got this awesome pink photo album that I am turning into a graphic and sticking your pictures into it. The cover is “My Bitches”… with a pink crystal dotting the i.

I also might be going to California in the next couple of months to see my niece. Depends on how well I am doing and how much I can earn between now and then… I miss my niece something fierce and I guess I will just have to work even harder!

Fun stuff… I told you I have been super productive. I have been also taking lots of calls and getting my homework done.. how’s that for being The Wonder Whore!

I have it scheduled in my CRS book Cant Remember Shit)to update my journal at least once a week. I started reading this self help book, they call it a CAN book, and it’s helping me stay positive and organized, and in just a week I have already changed my life. I am so offering up to my new hires.. as it rocks hard core.

For those who care… right now I am wearing a taupe cashmere sweater, Painted on dark denim levis, Light brown ugz. My hair is pulled up in my signature pony, no make up… and feeling super sexy. I call it my snowbunny look, it’s warm and practical. I smell like a princess too… Vera Wang Princess. (thanks soma)

Little known fact about me: Water is my best friend, not cause I swim once to twice a week, but I also have drinking water on me at all time. I carry my metal bottle of water, plus I normally have a bottled water in my bag incase my friends need one. My car normally has water in the trunk to. Right now it doesn’t, as it freezes and explodes… not cool.

Ok, I think I am done bending your guys ears..eyes… whatever … lol. I have to straighten my bedroom and get my homework done before I hop in bed. Phone lines are on! Call me!

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  • January 1, 2010 at 7:27 am

I come back to terrorize y’alls neighborhood. Ok, so I am probably still a little, smidge really, drunk from last night. I partied my ass off.Ended up wearing my pink silky dress I made to match my new Betsey Johnson Earrings. I looked damn hot, well, cause my nipples sported some major stiffness through the hole night… lol. Silk just does that to me.It feels like you are naked in a hole crowed of people… lol.

This past year was amazing. New callers, new friends, wonderful old friends and callers, all combined. I am truly, truly blessed. Not really blessed, as damn awesome… hee hee.I looove my job, and I so love the path my life is going down right now. I almost have my two year degree… for those keeping track, it only took me a year and a half, as I rule. With me taking one quarter off to have fun this summer. I am so gonna take BU by storm next fall, and then your little phone sex cutie… will be a SCIENTIST, well, after much money, studying and ass kissing …lol. I am going all the way, someday soon I will be Dr. Brigitte.

I am just so excited to be graduating in June. I know it’s dorky to walk at just a two year college, but fuck me, have I earned this diploma… hands down. Straight A student… thank you very much.

My voice was my ticket this year, getting me further along my dreams than I could have ever hoped for. I hope to get more work in the coming year and hope to expand to different languages as I go. Rossetta Stone anyone. I know, I’m cryptic, but most of you know what I am talking about anyways and why I keep things under raps.

This past year. I fell in love. Sigh… hee hee… with Betsey Johnson. She defines my style down to a t. Sadly, I do not have one of her dresses yet, as they are 300-500 dollars, and I have not perfected <b>Financial Domination Phone Sex</p> to a t yet. So no sugar daddy for me… boo. I didn’t have the time this past year, to put into a full fledged money slave. Maybe this year I will find the puppet to play with… hee hee.

My brother got married this past year, and as of today, it will be official in New Hampshire… yeah gay marriage. He’s so in love with the other, people need to realize that two people should marry if they are that in love. Yeah for them! Now they are off baby making with a surrogate. I will eventually have to give up my pink room for the pitter patter of lil feet, and move back into the ucky basement. But it’s only temp, as they will be getting a bigger house and I will buy this one. I already have a full remodel in store for it.. to include an in ground pool. This is all contingent on me raking in the big bucks this year in my continued quest to rule the world. Steps are in motion, but damn, who knew it would be this difficult.

If I work hard, and figure out a way to mix school and work, I should be heading to Italy this year. My friends already have hotels booked, I just have to come up with the spending money and airline ticket. It’s a full on assault on Italy with a side trip to Greece. A dream come true. Just got to sock some money away, cause goodness knows, I don’t want to even attempt it with little spending money. I want to shop!

I have big things planned this year. But instead of talking about them, I will just show you what this fully operation <b>phone sex<b> wonder whore is capable of. We are talking BIG! I have been working on things all winter break and can’t wait to show off my hard work.

I go back to school next week, but my class load is light. I’ll be heading to portsmouth over Valentine weekend for yet another wedding and then, cross your fingers… another wedding the first week of March. I get to be the MOH in that one. Small affair in Florida. Will be a heaven sent break from all this snow… blghh.

I have now become a morning person, thanks to my friends who have dragged my ass out of bed at the butt crack of dawn for the past six month. They are helping me train to become a marathon runner. I am not gonna qualify for this years Boston race, but I hope to hit some up this summer and then next year just take the marathons by storm. My body has never been this good in shape. It’s good, but it sucks… cause I have to eat good to maintain it. Oh chocolate, how I miss thee. Somebody smuggled me in some cookies and chocolate from Penn… that the diet patrol missed… hee hee. Or I am sure I would be boooooonkers by now without it. Kiss!

Send me your Birthdays so I can send Birthday cards party peeps. I know some of you can’t, but a good portion of you can get some Briggie lovin.

Ok, now I check my journal update off my to do list. I got a lot to do today, this year really, and as we all know… there is absolutely no rest for the wicked.

Have a “wicked” awesome new year!

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

Shark Week v. Phone Sex Girl

  • August 12, 2009 at 2:50 am

Shark week wins.

Those who know me, know that I am seriously scared of sharks. Like, pass out dead if I ever came across one in the wild. I get goosebumps when I watch shark stuff on tv, and every year, after shark week… I have nightmares of getting eatten by a great white. I can’t help myself, I have to watch… even though I know sometimes it takes me months to get back to normal.

So, this explains the reason why said perky phone sex girl is awake at 530 am, only after going to bed at 230 am.

Then, while laying awake trying not to think of sharks… I think I hear people in the house. Now, I know there are no people in the house, as we have security out the ass, but that does not keep my mind from thinking I am about to be attacked at any moment.

I would go jump in bed with my brother and the other, but they put a kabosh to that the last time I woke up thinking someone was in the house. Sneaky fuckers put a lock on their door.

So, I sit here, awake… eyes wide open, trying to calm myself by posting a journal entry…. not working, cause every creak of the house sounds like a foot step. Boo and Wills are right by my side, but they weigh a combined total of 21 lbs between the two of them… and the only damage I can they can do, is if I pick them up and throw them at the feared intruder or intruders.

I shall change the subject, maybe that might help me.

So, I only have two more quarters of my college before I graduate, two quarters ahead of everybody else. Then I will have six months to get my act together and save as much money as I can so I can go to Boston U. Its going to be fucking pricey as hell, as I am considered an out of state student… only living fourty miles away from the school. So, know this… not only are you getting off when you call me, you are putting your favorite fucktoy through college.

I know some of you are afraid that I will quit, once I get a career. Fear not, I may slow down, or be on leave from it from time to time, but we all know marine biologist make diddly squat, so your little princess isn’t going to be going anywhere anytime soon. I may put up a schedule, as I will be trying to accelerate through a four year university, like I did my two year… so my school loads will be heavy. But I promise I will make time for all you guys.

I missed Mr. Seattle today… haven’t talked to him in forever… and I missed him by like twenty minutes… fuck me. I have missed him. His voice is so dreamy… I almost called him back… but I never know if one of his many girlfriends might be around, or checking his call log or what not… so I played it safe. So, mr. seattle, call me back please.

Im still spending a fair amount of time at the beach… but haven’t gone since Saturday… was a little too busy for my sun bathing pleasure. Looks like this saturday, the boys and I are heading out on a twelve mile hike to the top of some mountain I can’t pronounce…and when I do try to say it, the boys snicker at me. I haven’t done a hike that long, so wish me luck… or wish the boys luck, as they may have to carry me back off the mountain. Not unlike when I have to carry willow when I take her too far on a trip, and she just quits on me, and I have to lug the often wet lil pooch back home.

Ok, Im tired again. No more wierd noises. I am tired, naked, and wanting at least some sleep.

Come snuggle me,

Brigitte

Kinky Phone Sex At The Beach

  • July 30, 2009 at 5:21 am

I have found Hampton Beach. That was probably a big mistake, as I have now lived out a good portion of the summer in itsy bitsy swimwear and am now as tan as tan can be… lol. I know, you are thinking… why is that a big mistake? Well, I can’t really work, laying in my beach chair, playing in the ocean… or shopping the typical new england boardwalk. It’s seriously heaven for me. The past week I even got a rental on the beach so I could just role out, and plop into the ocean. I think I may buy something out there, just to be closer.

Sorry for being MIA since like last feb, I can’t believe it’s been that long. I have done a couple calls here and there, with my Penn guy and a few others, and have made money with some recordings I have sold, but I really haven’t been full force at it, like I used to be. With my friends wedding, and my brothers wedding… it’s just been one busy, busy summer. Now, both of them are done done done… I make a great Maid of Honor… just fyi…. and I can breath… and spend more time on my beach. So, I think I may try to sneak in times for calls here an there for my regulars… but save the nights that I don’t go out for working for new callers and what not. If you need me, message or email me… and we can so work something out! lol

Now, back to my beach. All the girls are hot, in teeny tiny bikini’s and the men are ok… but most want to get you out of your swimwear and onto their jocks… which isn’t as fun as it sounds. Listen to me guys, pick up lines don’t work, and in fact… piss me the fuck off. If you want to get a girls attention, ask them questions… lots of questions… cause we all know… girls love talking about themselves. Compliment them, but don’t over compliment them… cause it just makes us feel awkward. I swear, if I get another pick up line this summer from some college hunk wanna be… I am so going brittney spears on his ass with my beach umbrella… lol.

http://www.hamptonbeach.org

Let’s see, what else have I been doing this summer? Well, I went to NYC again and took on the museum of modern art, like I did in Boston. I got to see all the greats and was so tickled pink by it… you have no idea. I’ve also gone back to Salem a couple of times and had a witches hat made especially for me with pink flowers, a white peacock and sparklies… it’s just beautiful. I have traveled more in New Hampshire and found more covered bridges and just basically gotten to know NH a little bit better. And Boston, my beloved Boston, so has taken over as the most awesome city. I used to think Seattle rocked, but I gotta give Boston it’s cred. There is so much to do… comedy clubs and theater, and just everything imaginable to do here. I love the aquarium, I love the lunch on the patio in the summer. This place just rules. I even found some Southie friends, that I really like… when I can understand them.

My brother and his boyfriend are still spoiling me rotten. I cook and clean and be the domestic pink goddess I am, and they let me shop on thier dime here and there as payment. I have so many of the maxi dresses, and beach cover ups, that they have become my uniform this summer. Even when I know I’m not going to swim, I pop in a bikini and cover up… just cause it keeps me cool. I feel like a princess in my maxi dress (the long dresses that go to the floor, kinda hippy dippy, but pull off easy with just a little tug… lol)

For those who care, right now I am wearing a black goddess bikini, and a black maxi dress with bronze flips on my feet. My sisters came up for a couple weeks for my bro’s wedding, and got me turned back onto manicures and pedicures… so my nails are all nicely done in the perfect shade of pink. My hair, sunkissed like I love it, is in a french twist, with a pink flower on a comb holding it in place. Like I said earlier, I am tan as can be and smell slightly of coconut oil… lol.

I seriously love that beach, I have dreams of it, I hear it when I am not there… all I need to do is find a way to diddle and do calls, and it would be the perfect place.

I feel like a princess right now, and I am so peaceful and happy. The best thing I ever did, is to move from Seattle to here. I feel like I belong here… Anyways, I hope you all are enjoying your summer… make sure you get out and have some fun. Remember, even if you don’t swim… you should go to the beaches and just girl watch… it’s what Im doing… hee hee.

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

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Phone Sex Cutie to kick Ground Hog Ass!

  • February 3, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Grrr. I am so done with snow… it’s not even funny. We got tons of it. It’s piled taller than I am at the end of the drive way… and for the next 48 hours… we are going to get dumped on again. I want to kick some groundhog ass right now! Please… just a lil hint of spring right about now would do me some serious good. Hee Hee. It’ wouldn’t be so bad if I could go play in the snow, but it’s like a solid brick of ice on the ground… and you would seriously be taking your life into your own hands if you tried. After this stuff freezes, I may go sculpt something into the large pile at the end of the drive way… just so I don’t go friggin bonkers. If I do, I shall take pictures.

Anyways, I’ve been asked what I want for Valentines by a couple of you guys and I told you I would update my wishlists and stuff… hee hee. Please don’t spend a crap load on me, specially in this day and age of people losing thier jobs. Make sure you take care of yourselves first, then you can spoil me… hee hee. Anyways… here is my Friends 2b Made wishlist… I am so addicted… I know, I will never grow up… but I don’t want to. They are going out of Buisiness this fall… so I really, really want these before they go… hee hee. You can either send me a gift certificate to my email address… and I will shop from my wishlist… or you can buy me one straight from it and send it to my address. Ill give you my mailing address, you just have to ask for it… hee hee. Phone Sex Cutie Still Plays With Dolls… The Wishlist!

Plus I am still on a build a bear kick… hee hee. The next time I get to go into a store wont be till my Birthday… it’s all Ive asked my Brother and the Other for my birthday… hee hee… They are so snuggable… it’s not even funny. The buildabears… not my brother and the other… lol… well, I guess they are too… Im sure. My Build A Bear Wishlist! What can I say? They make me happy… I like to snuggle with them at night, and they are all over the house… to drive my brother and the other bonkers… I now have more than my niece… hee hee.

Shipping is 5 dollars per bear/doll… which really isn’t that bad. If you can, request that they stuff them firm and not to send the box with them… cause I have tons of the boxes… hee hee. My sweetie in Penn got me one.. that I have been sleeping with every night… hee hee. It’s so soft and cuddley… I strip it naked.. so not to ruin wrinkle it’s pretty dress… then I strip naked to cuddle with it… It’s become a nightly ritual… hee hee. On most days, it’s dressed way before I am… hee hee.

I also have my Amazon wishlist updated, you can find that on my phone sex site.. The Wonder Whore under wishlists. And my stockroom wishlist too… hee hee. I put some valentine related items on there as well… hee hee.

As you can tell, I loooove shopping. You really need to see me shop to really appreciate me… I can hang with the pros, let me tell you.

Well, gosh… that put me in a better mood… hee hee. It’s a good thing, cause I was seriously gonna have to go after a ground hog for giving us six more weeks of winter… hee hee.

Now I am in an even better mood… cause Mr. Nailz called and he totally worked me over… holy fuck… I’m done for a bit. Seriously… done… I don’t think I can even stick my hands near my panties for at least an hour… hee hee.

I shall chat at you soon!

Kiss

Brigitte!