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Phone Sex Cutie Should Have, But Didn’t… sigh.

  • July 5, 2010 at 10:33 am

There was this beautiful woman on the boat yesterday. Dressed in a skin tight red dress that when the sun hit it just right, you could see her black thong and bra. There was a lot of sun yesterday. Not only could you see her undies, but the dress was so tight, you could see her mound. Her sweet little mound that I would have given anything to have gone down on. If you know me, you know, I love bald mounds… nothing like looking over a mound to see the pleasure you are giving someone, am I right guys?

Her body, was perfect. Toned and tall. Her breast, well they were smaller than mine. But it was her face that made me so intimidated by her. She looked seventeen, dark hair, blue eyes, perfect skin. Her face was probably one of the most breath taking faces I have ever seen. I could have stared at her all night, I probably did.

I wanted to talk to her so bad, sooo bad. I wanted to know if I, someone as plain as me, could have a chance with her. But I was scared. Every time she came near me, I would start to shake. When I finally heard her speak, she spoke what I thought was Russian, so maybe should wouldn’t have even have understood me if I had tried to talk to her.

It would have been fun to try.

I had my camera, I should have taken a picture, but every time she was near… I couldn’t think. Alas, she is gone forever and I will never know… sigh. But I will always have her in my head, my dreams.

Sorry, had to get that out. I know, most are probably thinking it’s BS, just normal “phonebot” journal spew, but cross my heart, I fell in love with a complete stranger last night. Love, lust, whatever… I can’t get her out of my head.

What was I doing on a boat you might ask? My friends and I went on a Dinner Cruise. We were suppose to go to Hampton Beach, but at last minute almost, our plans changed. Yesterday was extremely amazing, even if it got off on the wrong foot.

I went out to lunch with some people Im doing volunteer work with, they know what I do for a living, as I am open and honest with everyone. The peeps do that underhanded compliment and just are so fake. They are soccer moms who think volunteering give them street cred, as all they talk about is how burdensome volunteering can be to their busy lives. Sucks Ass. They treat me and a couple of the other girls the same. I got to talk to them a little bit more, found out ones a stripper and the other, well… lady of the night, tho you would never have guessed if you saw her.

They really don’t tell people what they do, because they get judged, and they don’t tell people they volunteer because they don’t need to. I tell some people, but it’s more of a, hey, I do it, we could use some help, so why don’t you do it too kinda thing. It was kinda cool, cause all three of us are in the same biz, they our personalities are completely different. People judge us, say we are doing harm to the world, and here we are helping. I wonder if it’s because maybe it’s our way to prove them wrong? huh?

After lunch, my friends and I drove up to this little craft fair about an hour and a half away. When we got there, it was at a ski lodge and they had the ski lift going! So we all got on and road to the top of the mountain, it was so amazing. So peaceful. I thought it would be a short ride, but it just kept going, and going. At the top, it gave us a great view of the lakes region. Now I want to take up skiiing cause it looks so fun.

After the ski lift, we walked through the crafts fair and foung… POTTERS WHEELS. I hadn’t played on one in forever. I made lil kids cry tho. Cause I got on and made a beautiful vase in like ten minutes. The 12 year olds had wabbly gunk. Moms were pretty ticked at me, I look like im 12, I guess. They were telling their children, “she probably been watching them teach for awhile.” I am really having a hard time liking most soccer moms. Blghh.

Post clay awesomeness, we ran across a covered bridge. Apparently they are everywhere, but I have only found two so far. Oddly enough, the last one was last 4th of July, lol. I was so excited, till I found out that this bridge was only built in 1995. Lame. Pretty, but lame none the less.

That brings us to the Dinner Cruise on the Mt. Washington. Retro ship, was awesome. Food was good, music was hokey, but I had fun. Chasing down the “lady in red”. I may have to paint her from memory, she’s haunting me. Met up with my Brother and the Other on the cruise and watched one of the most beautiful sunsets I have ever seen from the water, that was capped off by fireworks going off all around us. Simply Amazing.

It’s weird not being near a military area around here. With the military, the fourth of julys is spectacular. Here, it’s like, ok, an excuse to drink at best. I miss being near army bases, but was fun to see some people enjoying the fourth, making it wonderful.

I will just have to train New Hampshire how to throw an Awesome 4th of July Party. Lol.

Check out my website for new Phone Sex Specials I got specials for Cuckold Phone Sex and Sissy Phone Sex You also should be following me on Twitter if you aren’t, as I have twitter specials all the time.

Also, if you buy a call with Alexis or Alissa on Taboo Phone Sex Fantasy you get a free call with me to use at a later time. These are my newest girls and I want to show them off. Make sure you check them out.

Plus, on Fridays… we have Friday Night Chat nights in the Phonesex Chat Room from 11pm to 2 am EST. All previous callers that come in to play are eligible for a free 20 minute call!

I have to say, I am having soooo much fun running my own phone sex company. Don’t get me wrong, it’s A LOT of hard work, but it’s work I enjoy non the less. Yesterday was the first full day I had taken off in I don’t know how long. Felt really, really weird. My girlfriends kept teasing me that I could talk dirty to them if they liked, but I told them they couldn’t afford me… hee hee.

Anyways… I have probably chatted you up enough! You should probably call me now, so we can have some fun!

Kiss Kiss Kiss
Brigitte Kelly
The Wonder Whore

Phone Sex Nightmares

  • May 3, 2010 at 1:58 am

I rarely sleep and when I do, I wake up thinking there are men in the house. Not just one, but like several. It startles me awake and I can’t get back to sleep. I sleep naked, have since I was real small, and the first thing I do when I wake up is cover up and try to hide.

I woke up not to long ago, which is why I am writing a journal at 4 in the morning. Please tell me that these dreams mean I am coming into a LOT of money soon… hee hee. Then it would be worth all the sleepless nights.

So, for those of you who don’t follow my twitter… I have finished with my two year degree!!! I don’t actually get to walk till late June, but I am officially done. I feel free, least for six months. Then, cross your fingers, I will be studying my ass off again at BU, yeah baby! I am going to party this summer like it’s my last. I am already signed up for scuba classes to get certified, and I decided a few nights ago, that I would try and get my SAG card, or at least a couple vouchers towards getting it. Just something of a challenge to keep things lively… lol. Boston is a big stomping ground for new films, and it looks to be a busy summer.

Not to mention all the work I am putting into my own company. Jeez oh pete, I can’t wait to be able to afford managers, lol. I’m just kidding, it’s not that bad of a task, just a lot of talking with training new girls as well as being there for their beck and calls. I am pleasantly pleased with the progress, and I plan on taking more steps in the right direction… Phone Sex World Rulage will be the ultimate goal.

So… Im evil. Some of you might have caught hints of this in the past, but I always considered myself more spoiled brat than evil, but lately… I kinda like being really, really bad. My dominate side is coming out in full force, so much so that I am making grown men cry. Real Tears, whether it be anal violations, cbt, cuckold humiliation, or my freaking favorite… Financial Humiliation… I am just enjoying the crap out of hearing men whimper and beg.

Don’t worry for my sweet role play and lover men, I will not unleash this new side of me on you, infact, I will actually put my devilish side on a new, upcoming website(as soon as I get a new video card, I can finish it) so you will be safe from my inner meanie boom-ba-leanie. So much fun, I always loved being spoiled, now I force week minded peni (peni is the plural for penis, right?) into handing me their money,dignity, or control… lol!

I thought I would be a new auntie all over again by now, but the baby momma just doesn’t want to pop. She’s been in and out of the labor, driving my brother and the other insane, this past week. It’s not her fault, but man, squeeze my niece out already, lol. I wanna see her. For those that don’t know, I live with my gay brother and his husband and they are adopting a baby girl, as soon as she comes into this world.

I have to admit, I am really excited. It’s their child, so I get to play with it and hand it back. I don’t really want children, at least at this point in my life, but man… I love naughty phone sex role plays that involve the caller wanting to knock me up, put a baby in my tender, young belly. I am wet just thinking about it, is that normal? Im sucha dork.

My beloved four foot deep, 15 feet wide swim pool is dead… it will not be resurrected this summer. I found a new one on amazon that is four feet deep, and 18 feet wide, and hopefully I can get it soon. I am just scared to think of what the shipping costs will be. I already have a place for it, all leveled out… and hopefully will get the boys to help me set it up if I do get it. I don’t think I can live without being a water baby this year. Not to mention, right now it is still really warm, and I am craving a late night, early morning…uh… skinny dip… hee hee.

Just a reminder, I will be gone this Thursday/Friday… may be back really late on Friday, or you might try and see if I am in a place to do calls during those days, but getting me might be difficult. If you haven’t had a chance, check out my girl Barely Legal Phone Sex Girl Candie if you need a fix and I am not around. Or if you are looking for something different, try one of the girls at Hypnotic Pleasures Erotic Hypnosis. Taylor on that site kicked my ass in sales this weekend, I am not ashamed, as I trained her well. Now only if I could get all the girls to kick my butt… Id be mega rich!

I have about eight more girls on the new site that just soft opened, as soon as all the bugs are worked out, I will share that link with you. Nothing but the best for my callers… hee hee.

So much work to do, so little time… hee hee. I think I will sign off for now, as I am finally feeling sleepy again. I will have a newsletter out as soon as the things I am working on are done, you guys are so gonna like em, as well as update the specials on my page. Hee Hee I know you all are waiting with baited breath.

So tired now… someone wanna snuggle?

Brigitte
The Wonder Whore

Phone Sex Birthday Party!

  • April 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Thursday was my birthday… woo hoo. I started to party, I did as soon as the first gift was in my hands… hee hee. I planned a very special day for myself, a day with my favorite peeps… you guys silly. Thursday night, I went out for a couple of hours, dinner with my friends… but other than that, I was all yours!

I got totally spoiled… let me do the spoiled dance… “Im-so-freakin-spoil-ed… Im-so-freakin-spoiled!” I still have presents coming in… hee hee. My brother and the other got me more gift certificates so I could get not one, but TWO Juicy Couture purses, plus they got gift certificates to like a comic book store and a craft store… ahhh… the gift of shopping. Sunday I had my birthday celebration, my friends through me a pink themed birthday party… it totally rocked. So many presents, I couldn’t believe it… a really cool present I got… ROLLER SKATES… white with pink wheels.

You guys made me feel sooooooo special this year. I was seiously touched by the thought that went into your presents, as well as your time and money. I thank you sooo very much from the bottom of my heart. Those of you I know I can send cards to, I will get your written thank you’s out this week!

The past couple of months have been awesome. I have met a bunch of new great guys and reconnected with a bunch of my old callers… I am having the most fun. Between the trip to Florida and all the love that was shown to me after I came back, March has totally rocked! I have been super, duper busy and loving every minute of it. Between training tons of new girls and phone boning in my every spare minute, I fall into bed exhausted each night. I LOVE IT!

Make sure you sign up for my newsletter, if you haven’t already. A lot of info went out in the one for March and my April newsletter is in the works. To sign up, simply go to the first page of The Wonder Whoreand enter in a valid email address. Those of you using yahoo, make sure your email is still active, just because you sign in to messenger, doesn’t mean it’s keeping the email active.

In my newsletters I have been keeping you guys up to date with my life, as well as what is up and coming with my website and biz. You get to hear first all my awesome ideas and upcoming events first in the newsletter.

School is almost done. I want to play hookie most the time, but I force myself to go. It’s boring stuff right now, as I have already done all the reading I need to and have my last papers prepped and ready to go. I so want my six month summer. Already have my stuff in for BU, just keep your fingers crossed I get in. I should, knock on wood, but it’s still scary. I can’t wait to get my brain on campus and get to work.

I will be back in Seattle at the end of this month. I was trying to get out of school to go a little earlier, but one of my profs was a no go, saying I had missed too much already. GRRR… Im pulling an A out of his class, so he should kiss my buttage, I’m one of two that have an a in his class. Buttnuts. But I can’t wait to be back in the emerald city, Ive reconnected with a lot of my friends from high school and stuff, and we are all getting together for a bbq. I am actually going back for my nieces birthday tho, I can’t wait to hug that lil munchkin and play with out american girl dolls together. It’s all she can talk about.

June I should be back in Florida for a bit… woo hoo. It’s the wet season, so no river fossil hunting trips… but if I get my butt in gear and get certified… I can go to Venice Beach or the Bone Yard to fossil hunt… play with the manatees. Tickets are like 128 bucks for me to fly down there, and I get to stay with my fossil hunting friends who rock.(pun intended) I want to find a megalodon tooth… bad. I have one, one that was given to me as gift, and it’s beautiful… but I want to pull one from the earth with my own two hands. My friends say I can come back down as often as I like, but I am so gonna try not to wear out my welcome.

It’s been gorgeous around here lately… my summer dresses are already out and in full use. Today i got on a yellow strapless maxi dress, with burnt orange and blue dyed at the bottom. My skin, pink yesterday from soaking up the sun, is now tan, a lil darker than last week. My hair is up in a bun, pulled back, with a hawaiian flower behind my ear. I feel sexy, as I smell of coconut oil… hee hee. Aloha. I need to go to hawaii.

Well, I had better get my ass back to work. I took a little time out to get this done before I started training my newest girl. It takes me a couple of hours to train, then I get to play with you guys! Woo Hoo!

Make sure you check out my girlfriends at Phone Sex Sweet Heart and Hypnotic Pleasures My girls rock it hard core! I have another site ready to go, but it’s only in it’s soft launch right now, soon we will open it globally, we are looking into focusing on the market in India, seeing what we can and can’t do. I have a couple of callers from India and I simply adore them. I love being a global phone whore!!! Hee Hee

Talk to you soon
Brigitte
The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531

Bi Phone Sex

  • August 23, 2008 at 6:48 pm

 Bi Phone Sex

I have to have sex with this woman. Do you see her hiney… granted that is all I have given you is her hiney, but ohhh… what a nice hiney it is…Why am I saying hiney? I wanna tap that ass. It’s like two muffin tops, huddle together under her shorts… and I wanna bite it… ohhh hubba hubba. Yes, I am thinking bout fucking her when I am on calls doing bi phone sex fantasies with you guys. I want to see her naked, something fierce… I bet she is hot hot hot.

Yes, she is from the movie your phone sex princess went to last night, you might recognize her from scary movie… if I showed a picture of her front… hee hee… let’s see what I can dig up…
 Bi Phone Sex

I loved the movie… it’s suppose to be one of those, so stupid it’s hilarious movies… but I thought it rocked, I loved the music in it and I got to see Sarah, last years Play Mate of The Year… another girl, I would so desperately like to fuck. Maybe someone will help me in a phone sex role play as well as Hef, and the girls next door… woo hoo. I want Anna’s wardrobe from the film too… almost everything pink… or hot… like me… neener neener. I had a blast last night, the girls and I got pretty tipsy, save our designated driver… and got hit on by guys coming out of the movie death race… so lame. They couldn’t come up with a descent pick up line… asked if they could come back to our place… like we lived together… looking at us like we were lamb chops… blghh. Treat me like a girl, not something you want to deep dick and I am all yours… it’s really that simple… lol.

I got home, got right into calls… whoah… was up till Six am my time with calls cause you all were just to hot and too horny for my kind of cuteness. I had one guy cum and tell me I was a mighty fine lil entrepreneur … holy shit, I spelled that word right on the first try… what was I typing about? I am shocked, I can’t type the difference between idle and idol… but I get that fucker out right on the first go… go me.. Maybe I am a phone sex entrepreneur after all. You guys are really digging all the work I put into this… makes me feel totally appreciated! (yes, I spelled it wrong the second time… the first time was just luck, had to fix it.)

I have had a ton of new callers…. so much fun… which is odd… I think you all book marked me from last week and called me this week, let me tell ya… cause traffics down a little on the sites… I figured cause we weren’t voting… but I guess a lot of you stick my in your bookmark folders and pull me out when you need me… hee hee. I kinda like that. I wonder how many computers my lil phone sex web site is on. This lil Wonder Whore could be stuck in computers all across the world, hundreds and hundreds… hee hee.

I got up, round noon today and started back in on the calls… I tell you… I wish I could stay up 24/7 sometimes and just phone bone… why do I need to sleep? Sheesh… you guys really do rock it hard core… I know I say it all the time, but I LOVE MY JOB! Being a phone sex operator rocks.

For those who care, your lil phone sex hottie is wearing a super girl tshirt… kinda looks like a tatoo, and rather girly, and white shorty short shots… hee hee. Thats whay my brother’s other calls them… he says I might as well not wear shorts they are so short… I told him he needs to not look at my hiney. I know, I have an awesome hiney huh, gee wiz… again with the hiney’s… what gives? Did I run into pg land again? Sheesh… ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS CUNT… through in the pussy just for good measure… hee hee.

Well, it took me quite some time to write this entry, had a couple quick calls, in between… two sluts of mine that just wanted me to giggle at them… one called for small penis phone sex and the other cause he wanted loser phone sex…. I love my sluts, they make me laugh… hee hee.

I got to get back to work… I’ll talk to you all later!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
Phone Sex With The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531
“The Best Damn Phone Sex on the planet!”

A Phone Sex Comic Strip

  • August 11, 2008 at 3:45 pm

I know, I said July, and here it is… almost mid August… but here it is… it’s finally launching…. The Wonder Whore: A Comic Strip!!! Yeah, I know… I rock… how many other phone sex operators are going to give you a comic strip on top of get you off? Not to mention as well as a radio show, interesting blogs, a sexy dictionary…. and all this personality??? Not many, more than likely… probably just this one… he he he… I rule.

I know my drawing is a lil on the crappy side or right, I never said I was good at it… hopefully I can win you over with the humor of it… please let it be funny, once I start to really get it going. I won’t have an update for it till friday… still wounded. (Mind you, I inked this bad boy with my left hand, as righty is still in a cast) I have lots sketched out, so much to choose from, and hopefully, I will get five or six more inked tonight.It’s so much fun tho… and who knows where this may lead… maybe someday you could meet me in a comic book convention… yikes! I highly reccomend on not meeting me, Im just a girl, nothing special… keep it moving, keep it moving… hee hee.

I still have so many more wonderful phone sex ideas… it’s not even funny. I can’t share them… cause you know how it is…. a girls gotta keep her mouth shut or ideas get snapped up as someone elses… hee hee. I am really proud of my lil piece of the internet, my Phone Sex Site Rocks!

I am so full of myself, huh? hee hee It’s why you love me… all this and an ego to match… what more could you want?

Well, I just found out I was a doofus… my gmail was downfor a bit while I was sending out the newsletter, I kept sending it and it kept giving me an error… saying it hadn’t sent… apparently… it sent… like many times…. now you know what I do when I get frustrated… I HIT SEND TILL IT SENDS… hee hee… just do it over and over and over till it works…

Anyways, guys that got my newsletter got to know first that my comic strip was up… aren’t you jealous?

They are also part of my fan club, to support me, they click these three top sites to get me on the front page of each, possibly in the top ten.
Phone Sex Leader Board
Sizzling Phone Sex
Phone Sex Central

Man… if you were on my newsletter list… you could get this… I am also forming a fan club of sorts. If you love me, and want to help me, then no more than three times a day you can click on the topsites listed before to help me get higher and get more clientelle. I have tried not to rely on topsites that much for traffic, but truth be told, it’s the best form of free traffic. The higher I get on the lists, the more people call me. The topsites reset once a week, so it’s vicious cycle, but with your help, I can conquer them… lol. Don’t worry, I am not going to make you work without a reward… If you get my listing on all three front pages, then I will give you any length phone sex call for 50 percent off while my listing is on the front page of ALL THREE. If you get me in the top ten spot on phone sex central, I will give you a free five minute call while I am in the top ten… a quickie call… with no purchase necessary. If you get me in the top ten on ALL THREE, then it’s a free ten minute call while I am in the top ten. Please no cheating, because they will ban me, you can’t vote more than once every four hours, and no more than 4 times a day… Any help I can get, will greatly be appreciated. If you email me and tell me you are voting, or I know you are trying hard, I will also every couple of months send out a little, itty bitty gift as a thank you. My click club will be my fan club, and I will treat you as such… hint hint… hee hee

But only if you were on my newsletter mailing list… hee hee. Don’t worry, I am not going to email you constantly, nor sale your information, or do spam or anything hideous if you are on my list… just give you special deals and let you in on my news first!

Again… I rule… and that’s right, I said…

FREE PHONE SEX

… no purchase necessary if you belong on my list and I am in the top ten of Phone Sex Central or All Three… see me for details!

I did another radio show on Saturday… it ruled, they are getting easier, but I still do get nervous… here is the link to the show…

Many of you know, I have this thing called google analytics on my site… it really does rock. Not only does it tell me where on the internet my phone sex traffic is coming from, but it also tells me exactly where in the world it comes from… and over the past few months I have noticed something that irks me… The Dakota’s Hate Me… up until recently… No one from North or South Dakota had clicked on my cute lil phone sex site. A couple days ago, North Dakota checked in, and the checked out equally as fast… what gives? I think I may have to visit the Dakotas, and give them a piece of my mind… not to mention a kick in the butt! Sheeesh… Visit my sight you naughty Dakotians! Or you will have one pissed lil PSO to deal with.

Whew… got that off my chest.

Now it’s back to the phones for me. I have been at the computer for almost eight hours straight today… Im gonna go relax, curl up with my new books on spanking stories that the wonderful Bogie sent me… and take calls in between reading… Ahhh… now that’s the life!

For those who care, I am in a black, white and blue dress that is form fitting and goes down to just above my knees… flares out just a little… it’s got his odd, nature v. the music patter going on in it… giving it a bit of a late seventies retro feel… I aint got on panites… nor a bra… and my hair is wild in curls right now…. messy… yet sexy!

Call Me!
Kiss,
Brigitte
TheWonderwhore@gmail.com

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

http://www.rufflebuttpanties.com

Sissy Phone Sex Radio Show

  • July 26, 2008 at 4:29 pm

I should have reminded people that it was going to be early, but I had my phone sex radio show at 6 pm tonight instead of eleven… It was an awesome show, with only a few little snafus… my music which didn’t want to play a couple weeks ago, wanted to play over and over and over again… bastards.. and then I had waaay to much info on my topic of Sissy Phone Sex so I didn’t get to my other two topics. I really should get me a clock in my lil pink room so I know how much Ive talked… you know me, once you get me started, I just keep going and going.

I wasn’t going to be able to do a show next week, but I think I might can one or something and play it, to go over the stuff I missed this week. I really put a lot of heart what I do, and want to share it with you. So I may have a phone sex radio show, just a short one, maybe ready by like next Friday. I will go over the top ten things you need to do to have an awesome phone sex call with any phone sex princess, not jut me.

Anyways… here is this weeks show…

Oh man, lots of calls today before I went to the wedding cake tasting… it was like you guys wanted me to stay home and have kinky phone sex all day… or something. I wish i would have. I think I ate too much cake… but boy it was good cake. She has two other places to test cake before she decides… I told her I would go to one other one… but if I went to all three I might go a lil biserko and dive into one of their wedding cakes in a fit of sugar passion. In two weeks, I get to go pick out my maid of honor dress… woo hoo! I get to chose it… that rules!

I love sleeping in my pink Phone Sex Princess … it’s perfect…absolutely perfect. Move over disneyworld, because it’s quickly becoming my happiest place on earth! I love doing calls in it… it just totally rocks!

Well, I am off to go work on some html for my pink dungeon page. I got something huge planned for sissy phone sex… hee hee. HUGE… like event huge, like you will squeal with girlish delight huge. It’s just taking a lot to do… oh man oh man, very extensive. And don’t worry you other BDSM callers… I got lots planned for you, oh yes I do… we are going to have so much fun! Soon you will have your own place to play and have fetish phone sex in pinkish delight.

I am having one of the best summers ever… largely do to you guys… you really do rock. I know that some of you will be my friends for years to come… and I like that. I like that a lot.

For those who care… right now I am wearing a white eyelet sundress and pink panties… the white looks totally hot next to my tan… Im so cute, I want to fuck me.

Take care pookies!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

877 281 1531
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Want Awesome Phone Sex? Call your PINK Phonesex Princess!

  • July 25, 2008 at 3:42 pm

Pink Princess Phone Sex… oh yeah, that’s me. I have the most awesome bedroom to do phone sex in, it’s completely finished, I got a Pink Princess Bed in Bag, Pink Chandelier Light in the Corner, Pink Chandelier Table lamp, Pink Rug, Pink Princess items all through out the room, A Pink Office Chair in Transit to my Pinkdom, Build a Bears in Pink… and today… from Bogie… I recieved a PINK build a bear in a pink hat and pink sketchers. All I need is a pink desk, for my pink laptop, a pink phone, and a pink alarm clock and I am in business. I think I might be a little tooo obsessed with Pink? You think? Nahhh… The best part is, it’s Air Conditioned and smells like pink straw berries. So next time you do a Phone Sex call with me, you will know my naked lil body is in her bedroom fit for the a pink phone sex princess… lol!

So, this entry will be my 418 entry into Live journal, 418 phone sex blogs so far in my lifetime… I think I shall start keeping track at the bottom of my journals, I still need to move them over to my webblog journal… just gonna take me quite some time!

Tonight, I am going to the park for a bbq… oh yeah… I am all dressed up super cute… tank top with the words football princess and 00 as my numbers… white uber short shorts… super tight as well. No panties… didn’t want the lines… tan as can be, with my hair up in a pony tail. Ill slip on my keds… which I am famous for by the way… lol. I want to get a tink that has PSO Diva on it, I wanted to get vanity plates that said it, but didn’t… maybe next year… if I can. PSO… Phone Sex site Operator… lol.

I love this park, its a beautiful park, live concerts at night, lots of trails… just so relaxing… I might have some spring pictures of it, but nothing that will do it justice for this time of year… just breath takingly beautiful! To many people, or you know I would get you guys that like to make me masturbate out doors and have phone sex with you under the willow tree… ohh yeah… hubba hubba.

Well, I am off… I shall be back later on tonight for taboo and fetish phone sex fun… I may be a lil drunk… don’t worry, I’m not driving to the park… Im taking my bike, Ill get a life home… I wonder if you can get a BUI… Biking Under The Influence… huh… we shall see!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
www.thewonderwhore.com
877 281 1531
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Fetish Phone Sex Live Blog Radio Show

  • July 13, 2008 at 9:34 am

Hiya my Snooky Pooks! I just wanted to let you all know that tonight’s Live Blog Radio Show will be at 11:30pm est instead of 11:00 because somebody didn’t reserve her spot in time. Sheesh… who knew Sundays would be such a hot day for Blog Talk Radio? Certainly not I? So it’s pushed back till 11:30 tonight and I will be focusing on Fetish Phone Sex and not just because it is a key phone sex word for search engines… lol. I will actually be discussing what exactly is a fetish and how it can be used via one of our kinky Phone Sex calls! Make sure you listen tonight at my blog talk radio show Notice my new Amazon product placing… yes, I do rule don’t I? I figured out how to do that… now all I need to know is how to pretty up my profile!

I am actually on my way out the door, after I pop off a couple of recordings, to go have a pic nic in the park with my friends kitten and joe, apparently they have some news for me… I think it’s a bun in the oven… but Im not sure… so Ill act surprised whatever it is they want to tell me.

It’s a beautiful day here, a lil warm, but just the perfect breeze… so I may wear actual clothes to go out in and not just my bikini and cut off shorts… All I got on right now are my white and black and pink hello kitty undies. But I am thinking of putting on my new lilac sun dress that my dear friend charlotte purchased for me. It’s been calling my name since it got here… and I have the perfect pair of wedge cork and white sandals to wear with it. I bet that dress will totally rock my hot lil body… hee hee.

I am having dinner with May and her sister who is coming from out of town. May is a friend from dance class… she’s a bit peculiar… just like me. So we get a long just famously! I wonder what her sister is like?

Had another wonderful night with the Funny Man, the last for a lil bit… sigh… what will I do with myself at night? Guess Ill just have to think of my last call with him with fond memories… sniff. Hee Hee We will actually be playing next week… cause he partook in the dildo for a call special I have going on. I am going to make my dildos cute lil name cards to go in the containers I put them in… that say your nick names that I have given you.

Doing the comic strip layout for ruffle butt panties is a lil more difficult than I had planned… so it may be a few more days… but don’t you worry, I will launch it soon… I need to just rip off the bandaid and promote promote promote… so i can get to work on www.thepinkdungeon.com so I can have it ready for an August 1st launch. I then have tons of other site redesigns to do as well, to include utopia… it’s time for a change, is it not?

I am so having a blast since coming back from my lil mini phone sex break… no drama, no worries… just fun fun fun! The way phone sex was meant to be. If something doesn’t go my way, then I just brush it off and move right a long. I used to get so upset, worrying bout what others thought of me… but now, I don’t relly care, cause let’s be honest here… I am the best! No seriously… I am so damn good, I turn myself on… hee hee. I rock and you guys know it, and love me, and adore me… and ok, so now my ego has grown so big I can’t even control it! I rule I rule I rule… hee hee.

Will someone please sign my guest book… sheesh… it’s at the bottom of every single one of my pages and yet… no one’s signed it. If you could sneak in the words phone sex, I would love you even more for it! lol And I would really like some more reviews… I know… Imma pain in the butt, I want you to pay me for phone sex on top of work for me too… hee hee… Ill be extra special nice to you if you do… neener neener!

Does this outfit not have my name all over it… hee hee… It’s on my Amazon wishlist and I think I might be spoiling myself with it this week… take a peak…

Phone Sex Princess Outfit

Well, I best go get my recordings done then go make my lunch date… I’ve already had such a busy morning already… been swimming for a bit, getting my sun, worked on the pink room for a bit… hopefully that will be done soon so I can share pictures, if I get my camera working … grr grrr. Apparently sand is one of the worst things for a camera… I should know this already, having killed one camera with the sand in San Francisco while visiting my sisters. They so need to make camera’s sand proof. I have another one, that is smaller pixels I used to use… I just have to find it. I am pretty sure it’s not in storage cause I used it in colorado, I just hope it didn’t stay in colorado.

Kiss,
Your Phone Sex Princess

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

thewonderwhore@gmail.com
1-877-281-1531

My Awesome Phone Sex Site Is Getting Reviewed… yikes!

  • June 22, 2008 at 11:42 pm

One of, if not the top authority (butt kissing never hurt) in adult sites is reviewing my not to shabby lil phone sex site, well, cause I submitted to it. So everybody, be on your best behavior, hee hee. I get so nervous, like waiting for someone at a surprise party. I know they are going to like it, but it’s nerve wracking waiting for them to come through the door so you can jump out and yell surprise… I’m not a cookie cutter phone sex site… neener neener. My site will never be finished, after I submitted it, I found a new … uh… surprise… Ill write about it later on in this post… for you guys.

I did a handful of new recordings to put on my recording page, and started making ring tones and what not for your cell phones. I just uploaded it all to phone sex site, and they are ready to go for your listening pleasure.

I am hoping within the next month I will have my chat room up with scheduled times to chat and interact, and NOT solicit you for calls… not to mention the domme site finished and… the eagerly awaited web comic bout my phone sex life. I haven’t decided on a launch date, but I can tell you this, my fingers are all covered in markers cause I work on it whenever I can.

This is just the tip of the ice berg. I never said ruling the phone sex world was going to be easy, but I am not of afraid of hard things… hee hee… as you all know very well… I search and destroy/allievate … uh… difficult tasks.

Oh crap, am I talking bout erections again, or my future plans… I have a one track mind… and you guys dig it so!

Here is the next step on my route to ruling the phone sex world… who knows… maybe even the universe…

Listen to The Life and Time of Brigitte Kelly on internet talk radio

My first live show is scheduled next Sunday, 6/29/08 at 11:00pm, est. It will be a thirty minute show and the topic will be … drum role please… Me and My Life as a Phone Sex Operator. I really want my own real radio program, so who knows… maybe this will be the start! My first show I will answer your emails, hint hint, answering your questions bout who I am and what I do… then after that, once I get my feet wet, you can call into my show live… ohhh yeah… hubba hubba… I rock it hard core!

Anyways, for those who care… I am wearing lilac panties and that is it… I am getting ready to take them off cause I have a really hot call coming in in about five minutes… ohhh yeah… hubba hubba… this phone sex cutie is gone get phone boned hard core… jealous?

Think I’d better rub now!

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

thewonderwhore@gmail.com
8772811531

Sing it! My phone sex brings all the boys to the yard… shake your butt!

  • June 22, 2008 at 3:24 pm

I have had the most wonderful weekend ever! I feel like it’s been a whirlwind, with being in Cambridge and Boston the past two days and then going to a BBQ this afternoon, followed by a street party, and then capped off by doing a champaign testing at a friends house tonight, with totally awesome conversation… it just was perfect. Not to mention the hot steamy phone sex I had last night with one of my favorite callers… hubba hubba… it hurt so good! You know what, we didn’t even get to our Taboo Role Play Phone Sex Scenerio we had talked about… guess we are so gonna have to do it next time.

Sparkling wine does me in… I am sitting here trying to write in my naughty blog, and I can’t stop giggling… or staring at the screen… I am a lil tipsy… not much, but just enough that I feel no pain. I found a really nice sparkling wine that I like that is really cheap… balatorie… you guys might know about it, but I didn’t. I like it a lot. I was over at Kitten’s and my dance instructors house… they had me and a few friends over to their most awesome house… perfectly decorated, with a beautifuly landscaped lawn… just awesome… I am so moving in. I laughed all night long, and drank a lil too much. I tried to act like a cool drunk, instead of the fall down giggly drunk… and I am not sure if I pulled it off. Your phone sex princess enjoys champagne a little toooo much. Next time we go over, we are having a martini night… awesome!

I will be home for most of tomorrow… cept to pick up some pink paint for my room upstairs and maybe to go see a movie later on in the evening… haven’t made my mind up. I have been gone all weekend and need to work, because taking over the phone sex world is a difficult task, but even more difficult when you spend your time doing everything but working on taking over the phone sex world.. lol.

Oh man, am I looking forward to laying back and rubbing out massive orgasms to your calls tomorrow… I mean, I have had fun and all this weekend… but come one, I get paid to masturbate… it’s not like my job is high strees. Just the opposite. I get to play out taboo phone sex fantasies, I get to dress up and pimp in sissy phone sex fantasies… and pretty much the sky is the limit in anything goes phone sex. I mean, who know’s what your deviant desires hold for me? Everyday is exciting and new… let me tell you, if you knew how awesome my job was… you would so try to get it.

For those who care, right now I am halfway undressed. I work my red bikini with the gold circle clasp in the middle of my lil breasts, and gold chains on the sides of the bikini bottoms. Over I word dark denim jean shorts, which are now undone… and I had one, but now have taken off a white cotton top that tied at my waist…. White wedge flip flops with read finger nails and toe nails. My hair was lose, but at times today, I had it up in a twist with those claw hair holders… just to get it out of my face. I got A LOT of sun today… not too much that I am red or orange… but just enough to make me feel a shade darker.

Well, I had better take my lil phone sex ass to bed as I am extremely pooped! I would stay up and do calls tonight, but I would be afraid I would suck if I did, cause all my body and mind are doing is screaming out for sleep…

Call me soon,

Brigitte
Your phone sex Wonder Whore
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

8772811531