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Phone Sex Nightmares

  • May 3, 2010 at 1:58 am

I rarely sleep and when I do, I wake up thinking there are men in the house. Not just one, but like several. It startles me awake and I can’t get back to sleep. I sleep naked, have since I was real small, and the first thing I do when I wake up is cover up and try to hide.

I woke up not to long ago, which is why I am writing a journal at 4 in the morning. Please tell me that these dreams mean I am coming into a LOT of money soon… hee hee. Then it would be worth all the sleepless nights.

So, for those of you who don’t follow my twitter… I have finished with my two year degree!!! I don’t actually get to walk till late June, but I am officially done. I feel free, least for six months. Then, cross your fingers, I will be studying my ass off again at BU, yeah baby! I am going to party this summer like it’s my last. I am already signed up for scuba classes to get certified, and I decided a few nights ago, that I would try and get my SAG card, or at least a couple vouchers towards getting it. Just something of a challenge to keep things lively… lol. Boston is a big stomping ground for new films, and it looks to be a busy summer.

Not to mention all the work I am putting into my own company. Jeez oh pete, I can’t wait to be able to afford managers, lol. I’m just kidding, it’s not that bad of a task, just a lot of talking with training new girls as well as being there for their beck and calls. I am pleasantly pleased with the progress, and I plan on taking more steps in the right direction… Phone Sex World Rulage will be the ultimate goal.

So… Im evil. Some of you might have caught hints of this in the past, but I always considered myself more spoiled brat than evil, but lately… I kinda like being really, really bad. My dominate side is coming out in full force, so much so that I am making grown men cry. Real Tears, whether it be anal violations, cbt, cuckold humiliation, or my freaking favorite… Financial Humiliation… I am just enjoying the crap out of hearing men whimper and beg.

Don’t worry for my sweet role play and lover men, I will not unleash this new side of me on you, infact, I will actually put my devilish side on a new, upcoming website(as soon as I get a new video card, I can finish it) so you will be safe from my inner meanie boom-ba-leanie. So much fun, I always loved being spoiled, now I force week minded peni (peni is the plural for penis, right?) into handing me their money,dignity, or control… lol!

I thought I would be a new auntie all over again by now, but the baby momma just doesn’t want to pop. She’s been in and out of the labor, driving my brother and the other insane, this past week. It’s not her fault, but man, squeeze my niece out already, lol. I wanna see her. For those that don’t know, I live with my gay brother and his husband and they are adopting a baby girl, as soon as she comes into this world.

I have to admit, I am really excited. It’s their child, so I get to play with it and hand it back. I don’t really want children, at least at this point in my life, but man… I love naughty phone sex role plays that involve the caller wanting to knock me up, put a baby in my tender, young belly. I am wet just thinking about it, is that normal? Im sucha dork.

My beloved four foot deep, 15 feet wide swim pool is dead… it will not be resurrected this summer. I found a new one on amazon that is four feet deep, and 18 feet wide, and hopefully I can get it soon. I am just scared to think of what the shipping costs will be. I already have a place for it, all leveled out… and hopefully will get the boys to help me set it up if I do get it. I don’t think I can live without being a water baby this year. Not to mention, right now it is still really warm, and I am craving a late night, early morning…uh… skinny dip… hee hee.

Just a reminder, I will be gone this Thursday/Friday… may be back really late on Friday, or you might try and see if I am in a place to do calls during those days, but getting me might be difficult. If you haven’t had a chance, check out my girl Barely Legal Phone Sex Girl Candie if you need a fix and I am not around. Or if you are looking for something different, try one of the girls at Hypnotic Pleasures Erotic Hypnosis. Taylor on that site kicked my ass in sales this weekend, I am not ashamed, as I trained her well. Now only if I could get all the girls to kick my butt… Id be mega rich!

I have about eight more girls on the new site that just soft opened, as soon as all the bugs are worked out, I will share that link with you. Nothing but the best for my callers… hee hee.

So much work to do, so little time… hee hee. I think I will sign off for now, as I am finally feeling sleepy again. I will have a newsletter out as soon as the things I am working on are done, you guys are so gonna like em, as well as update the specials on my page. Hee Hee I know you all are waiting with baited breath.

So tired now… someone wanna snuggle?

Brigitte
The Wonder Whore

Phone Sex Birthday Party!

  • April 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Thursday was my birthday… woo hoo. I started to party, I did as soon as the first gift was in my hands… hee hee. I planned a very special day for myself, a day with my favorite peeps… you guys silly. Thursday night, I went out for a couple of hours, dinner with my friends… but other than that, I was all yours!

I got totally spoiled… let me do the spoiled dance… “Im-so-freakin-spoil-ed… Im-so-freakin-spoiled!” I still have presents coming in… hee hee. My brother and the other got me more gift certificates so I could get not one, but TWO Juicy Couture purses, plus they got gift certificates to like a comic book store and a craft store… ahhh… the gift of shopping. Sunday I had my birthday celebration, my friends through me a pink themed birthday party… it totally rocked. So many presents, I couldn’t believe it… a really cool present I got… ROLLER SKATES… white with pink wheels.

You guys made me feel sooooooo special this year. I was seiously touched by the thought that went into your presents, as well as your time and money. I thank you sooo very much from the bottom of my heart. Those of you I know I can send cards to, I will get your written thank you’s out this week!

The past couple of months have been awesome. I have met a bunch of new great guys and reconnected with a bunch of my old callers… I am having the most fun. Between the trip to Florida and all the love that was shown to me after I came back, March has totally rocked! I have been super, duper busy and loving every minute of it. Between training tons of new girls and phone boning in my every spare minute, I fall into bed exhausted each night. I LOVE IT!

Make sure you sign up for my newsletter, if you haven’t already. A lot of info went out in the one for March and my April newsletter is in the works. To sign up, simply go to the first page of The Wonder Whoreand enter in a valid email address. Those of you using yahoo, make sure your email is still active, just because you sign in to messenger, doesn’t mean it’s keeping the email active.

In my newsletters I have been keeping you guys up to date with my life, as well as what is up and coming with my website and biz. You get to hear first all my awesome ideas and upcoming events first in the newsletter.

School is almost done. I want to play hookie most the time, but I force myself to go. It’s boring stuff right now, as I have already done all the reading I need to and have my last papers prepped and ready to go. I so want my six month summer. Already have my stuff in for BU, just keep your fingers crossed I get in. I should, knock on wood, but it’s still scary. I can’t wait to get my brain on campus and get to work.

I will be back in Seattle at the end of this month. I was trying to get out of school to go a little earlier, but one of my profs was a no go, saying I had missed too much already. GRRR… Im pulling an A out of his class, so he should kiss my buttage, I’m one of two that have an a in his class. Buttnuts. But I can’t wait to be back in the emerald city, Ive reconnected with a lot of my friends from high school and stuff, and we are all getting together for a bbq. I am actually going back for my nieces birthday tho, I can’t wait to hug that lil munchkin and play with out american girl dolls together. It’s all she can talk about.

June I should be back in Florida for a bit… woo hoo. It’s the wet season, so no river fossil hunting trips… but if I get my butt in gear and get certified… I can go to Venice Beach or the Bone Yard to fossil hunt… play with the manatees. Tickets are like 128 bucks for me to fly down there, and I get to stay with my fossil hunting friends who rock.(pun intended) I want to find a megalodon tooth… bad. I have one, one that was given to me as gift, and it’s beautiful… but I want to pull one from the earth with my own two hands. My friends say I can come back down as often as I like, but I am so gonna try not to wear out my welcome.

It’s been gorgeous around here lately… my summer dresses are already out and in full use. Today i got on a yellow strapless maxi dress, with burnt orange and blue dyed at the bottom. My skin, pink yesterday from soaking up the sun, is now tan, a lil darker than last week. My hair is up in a bun, pulled back, with a hawaiian flower behind my ear. I feel sexy, as I smell of coconut oil… hee hee. Aloha. I need to go to hawaii.

Well, I had better get my ass back to work. I took a little time out to get this done before I started training my newest girl. It takes me a couple of hours to train, then I get to play with you guys! Woo Hoo!

Make sure you check out my girlfriends at Phone Sex Sweet Heart and Hypnotic Pleasures My girls rock it hard core! I have another site ready to go, but it’s only in it’s soft launch right now, soon we will open it globally, we are looking into focusing on the market in India, seeing what we can and can’t do. I have a couple of callers from India and I simply adore them. I love being a global phone whore!!! Hee Hee

Talk to you soon
Brigitte
The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531

Viva Las Phone Sex Vegas

  • November 24, 2008 at 5:12 pm

I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion’s on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly… hee hee. That’s cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE… insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did… which I think is illegal to have a block on it… but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means… I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny… like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can’t yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I’m doing the right thing and who know’s how long it’s going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light… more cause they don’t want people to lose interest in me… which is cool. I have lots of work to get done… lots and lots… I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself… and nothing would get done… also the reason I don’t have a real doll of me… if I did, you guys probably wouldn’t hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago… and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls… woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas… I could have used their wallets hard core… lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from… but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens… I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls…man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there… and yes… I got the white tiger… you can only get it on the strip… and dressed it up as a show girl… pink and black… The build a bear is awesome there… love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad… as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando… that I don’t have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando… and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink… I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously… I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear… panties and shoes too… I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state… you have to ask… like mass is a lobster that I don’t have yet. I know, Ill never grow up… but you know what? I don’t have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special… lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was “Crazy Girls” which was way hot… and Im in love with Brenda… I’ve had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business… oh man. She’s got long blonde hair… I think, and a waist… seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online… that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again… oh brenda… sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now… but the show… way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats… mine was at the end of the catwalk… best seats in the house… hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done… lil things here and there… and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving… so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know… I won’t send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I’ll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren’t already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don’t want to wrap it… Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in… and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures… hee hee… and post them in my blog… Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send… hee hee. I know, I know… I’m bribing for presents… but actually, it will be my gift back to you… hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues… Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys… way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates… VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me…
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live… like hershy penn, chocolate… Miami… beach related stuff… etc.
6. Pay my bills… hee hee…
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket… have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It’s horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up… and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before… but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm… it’s like in the twenties right now… but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it’s taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal… woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I’m gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can’t get a hold of me now. I haven’t talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is… she sure sounds cute to me… but you can call… http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don’t feel like going. I think Im to… uh… excited… wet… horny… to concentrate on class… so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me… fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

Your Phone Sex Cutie Does HARVARD!

  • June 20, 2008 at 9:44 pm

Today I went to Harvard. Took lots of pictures… found out that when I play with my “Boston Accent” and say… Park the Car In Harvard Yard… that there really is a place called Harvard Yard… like it’s really named that. I just thought it meant like front yard of Harvard… hence the main reason I am not a Harvard Graduate… hee hee. Ahh… the brainiacs can have Harvard any ol time, this lil phone sex operator is just happy as a clam being who she is. I tell you one thing, the I want to have hot taboo phone sex on the steps to the library… it’s freakin huge… oh man, what I wouldn’t give to take one of you fellows up into the stacks… hubba hubba! Who knew the sight of that building would turn me on so much.

I hear a new phone sex role play coming out of harvard now… meet me in the stacks… I got something I want to … uh… show you.

My friends and I took the subway… or “t” as it is called here. Was fun, my very first time on one… I took some pictures…lol. I took lots of pictures of Harvard… and then we took the subway to the Boston Public Garden where Romeo and Juliet live. They are two swans that are so beautiful, I took lots of pictures of them and all the eggs they are sitting on. We went on the swan boats… http://www.swanboats.com/ where were awesome and I took pictures of the park… in the rain… was awesome… till this slick moving phone sex princess took a spill on the pavement… landing face first in a puddle… Oh yeah, very embarrassing… wasn’t my fault tho, and everybody got a laugh out of it, including myself… lol. Let’s just say, I sported the “wet look” quite well around Boston, thank goodness I wore a bra today, and that is all I have to say about that. Anyways, here is a picture of the swan boats I found online… Ill post mine when I download them off the camera.

My friend took first place in most of his dances… woo hoo. He rocked it hard core.. placed only second in two of them… I am really itching to compete now, I don’t know when the next competition is, probably November, but I really, really want to do it… I want a pretty ball gown… hee hee. I went back there today to watch more dancing and to pick up two very pretty sparkly bracelets that rock hard core… maybe I will take a picture of them too. And to see some more of the dancing. I caught some senior citizens ballroom dancing and took pictures of them… they were so cute… one couple was so obviously in love… was awesome. I am so gonna need to find some more financial domination phone sex guys to pay for my ball room competitions. The dresses they had for sale there were running up to 2000 dollars… but they sparkled and we all know what happens if you sparkle something … I am so drawn to it. (Please don’t bedazzle your cocks… I don’t want to open up my email and find a handful of bedazzed franks and beans… that would just frighten me so.)

Both days, I drove by you Snoopy and thought about you… wondered if you were at work tonight… hee hee.

For those who care, today I am wearing a pink and white jersey dress with white bra and panty set that have pink bows on them. I have a pair of white keds on cause I knew I would be doing a whole bunch of walking. My hair is pulled back into a pony tail, held in place by a white ribbon and hair band. I looked super cute today. I picked up a pink note book from MIT… that’s all girlie and what not… figured I could fake it till I make it… woo hoo.

Saturday will be the last day you will be without your phone sex cutie… sorry bout it… this weekend was just the perfect storm for events… I have a bbq early in the afternoon, then I have a block party at six and will go to a friends house at eight and have mojitos. I super duper love mojitos… they are so my favorite drink. I get dipsy drunk off of two… maybe one night I can have a couple, and you guys can take advantage of me… wonder if I am as good at phone sex drunk as I am sober? Could be something we could find out together. I know I giggle a lot drunk, but then again, I giggle a lot sober..

Sunday I will be back for all your phone sex pleasure… you can bet on it. I need to rub one out something fierce… wish I could get a caller to call me before I pass out… maybe while Im soaking in the hot tub? We could do a dirty phone sex role play where you are a burglar who doesn’t know anyones home? You find me and figure… heck… might as well, right? Or maybe I could do a sissy phone sex call, where you have to pamper my every need and wash my every part while dressed in my favorite pair of panties… oh… the possiblilities are endless.

I will talk to you all soon…. miss me much!

You Phone Sex Princess…

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

8772821531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Princess Phone Sex

  • May 31, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Today we went to The Butterfly Place in Mass. It was pretty cool, couple hundred butterfly running around, landing on you, fornicating. Got to see cocoons and everything. I took plenty of pictures. I should be downloading them right now so I can share, but it takes forever! I need one of those sd readers for my camera. I just looked, they are only like eight bucks on Amazon, put it on my wish list, I will try and get it this week or something.

Went to the mall afterwords, ahh… the mall, we just got a sephora shop… but I kinda like my mac makeup better… wish they would put a mac store in.. that would be awesome. Went to Macy’s and got two new pairs of Sandals. You can’t really wear a lot of sandals in Washington, cause of the rain, but here… my toes are all pedicured and begging to be showed off…

I got these, I got two dresses that these would be awesome with, figured they would be cute with my white denim skirts too..
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=298570&CategoryID=26873t Princess Phone Sex
And these to go with my white gene shorts and white cotton top… as well as a few more outfits…
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=291846&CategoryID=26873t Princess Phone Sex

Also went to the Disney store… sniff… I wish I could live at Disney World… I picked up this lil number… which was actually on clearance.. http://disneyshopping.go.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/DSIProductDisplay?catalogId=10002&storeId=10051&productId=1220142&langId=-1&categoryId=11873t Princess Phone Sex I think I am going to need a bigger closet… hee hee. The one from sex in the city got me a lil wet… is that a bad thing?

Tonight I just went out to Shorty’s with my friend Kitten, her husband is my dance teacher and she and I have become really good friends. I call her kitten, cause she is platinum blonde and purrs like a kitten whe talks. She’s so fucking sexy it’s not even funny. I got me a sour apple margarita… ohh hubba hubba… and we just had a really nice time. She loves that I am a phone sex operator, thinks it’s the coolest thing since the invention of the vibrator… and I was telling her bout some of my embarassing moments… where I goofed up on calls… and she was just dying laughing…

We then hit up the Barnes and Noble, I showed her a couple of my favorite sex books there… which she got, she said they were probably really good, cause I should know… lol! I just got me another sketch pad, I fill them up like crazy. Good thing they are only seven bucks a piece… Im gonna have a really big credit card bill because of my lil shopping spree earlier today.

My brother’s boyfriends sister is visiting, and she is driving me bonkers. She came last week and I swear she sticks to me like crazy glue. I keep giving her my car, just to get her out of my hair… blghh. I know, I should be more patient, but I kinda like having the whole house to myself to work… I can have phone sex in any room of the house… naked… but not when we have company!

Well, I should get some stuff done on http://www.thewonderwhore.comt Princess Phone Sex Nothing fun, just some stuff to get my site out there a little bit more. Also need to get some graphics done for other projects before I go to bed. Tomorrow I have dance class and a dinner to go to, other than that, I should be home most the day.