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Phone Sex Nightmares

  • May 3, 2010 at 1:58 am

I rarely sleep and when I do, I wake up thinking there are men in the house. Not just one, but like several. It startles me awake and I can’t get back to sleep. I sleep naked, have since I was real small, and the first thing I do when I wake up is cover up and try to hide.

I woke up not to long ago, which is why I am writing a journal at 4 in the morning. Please tell me that these dreams mean I am coming into a LOT of money soon… hee hee. Then it would be worth all the sleepless nights.

So, for those of you who don’t follow my twitter… I have finished with my two year degree!!! I don’t actually get to walk till late June, but I am officially done. I feel free, least for six months. Then, cross your fingers, I will be studying my ass off again at BU, yeah baby! I am going to party this summer like it’s my last. I am already signed up for scuba classes to get certified, and I decided a few nights ago, that I would try and get my SAG card, or at least a couple vouchers towards getting it. Just something of a challenge to keep things lively… lol. Boston is a big stomping ground for new films, and it looks to be a busy summer.

Not to mention all the work I am putting into my own company. Jeez oh pete, I can’t wait to be able to afford managers, lol. I’m just kidding, it’s not that bad of a task, just a lot of talking with training new girls as well as being there for their beck and calls. I am pleasantly pleased with the progress, and I plan on taking more steps in the right direction… Phone Sex World Rulage will be the ultimate goal.

So… Im evil. Some of you might have caught hints of this in the past, but I always considered myself more spoiled brat than evil, but lately… I kinda like being really, really bad. My dominate side is coming out in full force, so much so that I am making grown men cry. Real Tears, whether it be anal violations, cbt, cuckold humiliation, or my freaking favorite… Financial Humiliation… I am just enjoying the crap out of hearing men whimper and beg.

Don’t worry for my sweet role play and lover men, I will not unleash this new side of me on you, infact, I will actually put my devilish side on a new, upcoming website(as soon as I get a new video card, I can finish it) so you will be safe from my inner meanie boom-ba-leanie. So much fun, I always loved being spoiled, now I force week minded peni (peni is the plural for penis, right?) into handing me their money,dignity, or control… lol!

I thought I would be a new auntie all over again by now, but the baby momma just doesn’t want to pop. She’s been in and out of the labor, driving my brother and the other insane, this past week. It’s not her fault, but man, squeeze my niece out already, lol. I wanna see her. For those that don’t know, I live with my gay brother and his husband and they are adopting a baby girl, as soon as she comes into this world.

I have to admit, I am really excited. It’s their child, so I get to play with it and hand it back. I don’t really want children, at least at this point in my life, but man… I love naughty phone sex role plays that involve the caller wanting to knock me up, put a baby in my tender, young belly. I am wet just thinking about it, is that normal? Im sucha dork.

My beloved four foot deep, 15 feet wide swim pool is dead… it will not be resurrected this summer. I found a new one on amazon that is four feet deep, and 18 feet wide, and hopefully I can get it soon. I am just scared to think of what the shipping costs will be. I already have a place for it, all leveled out… and hopefully will get the boys to help me set it up if I do get it. I don’t think I can live without being a water baby this year. Not to mention, right now it is still really warm, and I am craving a late night, early morning…uh… skinny dip… hee hee.

Just a reminder, I will be gone this Thursday/Friday… may be back really late on Friday, or you might try and see if I am in a place to do calls during those days, but getting me might be difficult. If you haven’t had a chance, check out my girl Barely Legal Phone Sex Girl Candie if you need a fix and I am not around. Or if you are looking for something different, try one of the girls at Hypnotic Pleasures Erotic Hypnosis. Taylor on that site kicked my ass in sales this weekend, I am not ashamed, as I trained her well. Now only if I could get all the girls to kick my butt… Id be mega rich!

I have about eight more girls on the new site that just soft opened, as soon as all the bugs are worked out, I will share that link with you. Nothing but the best for my callers… hee hee.

So much work to do, so little time… hee hee. I think I will sign off for now, as I am finally feeling sleepy again. I will have a newsletter out as soon as the things I am working on are done, you guys are so gonna like em, as well as update the specials on my page. Hee Hee I know you all are waiting with baited breath.

So tired now… someone wanna snuggle?

Brigitte
The Wonder Whore

Viva Las Phone Sex Vegas

  • November 24, 2008 at 5:12 pm

I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion’s on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly… hee hee. That’s cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE… insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did… which I think is illegal to have a block on it… but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means… I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny… like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can’t yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I’m doing the right thing and who know’s how long it’s going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light… more cause they don’t want people to lose interest in me… which is cool. I have lots of work to get done… lots and lots… I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself… and nothing would get done… also the reason I don’t have a real doll of me… if I did, you guys probably wouldn’t hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago… and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls… woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas… I could have used their wallets hard core… lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from… but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens… I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls…man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there… and yes… I got the white tiger… you can only get it on the strip… and dressed it up as a show girl… pink and black… The build a bear is awesome there… love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad… as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando… that I don’t have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando… and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink… I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously… I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear… panties and shoes too… I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state… you have to ask… like mass is a lobster that I don’t have yet. I know, Ill never grow up… but you know what? I don’t have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special… lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was “Crazy Girls” which was way hot… and Im in love with Brenda… I’ve had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business… oh man. She’s got long blonde hair… I think, and a waist… seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online… that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again… oh brenda… sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now… but the show… way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats… mine was at the end of the catwalk… best seats in the house… hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done… lil things here and there… and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving… so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know… I won’t send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I’ll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren’t already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don’t want to wrap it… Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in… and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures… hee hee… and post them in my blog… Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send… hee hee. I know, I know… I’m bribing for presents… but actually, it will be my gift back to you… hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues… Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys… way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates… VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me…
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live… like hershy penn, chocolate… Miami… beach related stuff… etc.
6. Pay my bills… hee hee…
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket… have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It’s horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up… and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before… but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm… it’s like in the twenties right now… but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it’s taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal… woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I’m gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can’t get a hold of me now. I haven’t talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is… she sure sounds cute to me… but you can call… http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don’t feel like going. I think Im to… uh… excited… wet… horny… to concentrate on class… so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me… fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

Your Phone Sex Cutie Does HARVARD!

  • June 20, 2008 at 9:44 pm

Today I went to Harvard. Took lots of pictures… found out that when I play with my “Boston Accent” and say… Park the Car In Harvard Yard… that there really is a place called Harvard Yard… like it’s really named that. I just thought it meant like front yard of Harvard… hence the main reason I am not a Harvard Graduate… hee hee. Ahh… the brainiacs can have Harvard any ol time, this lil phone sex operator is just happy as a clam being who she is. I tell you one thing, the I want to have hot taboo phone sex on the steps to the library… it’s freakin huge… oh man, what I wouldn’t give to take one of you fellows up into the stacks… hubba hubba! Who knew the sight of that building would turn me on so much.

I hear a new phone sex role play coming out of harvard now… meet me in the stacks… I got something I want to … uh… show you.

My friends and I took the subway… or “t” as it is called here. Was fun, my very first time on one… I took some pictures…lol. I took lots of pictures of Harvard… and then we took the subway to the Boston Public Garden where Romeo and Juliet live. They are two swans that are so beautiful, I took lots of pictures of them and all the eggs they are sitting on. We went on the swan boats… http://www.swanboats.com/ where were awesome and I took pictures of the park… in the rain… was awesome… till this slick moving phone sex princess took a spill on the pavement… landing face first in a puddle… Oh yeah, very embarrassing… wasn’t my fault tho, and everybody got a laugh out of it, including myself… lol. Let’s just say, I sported the “wet look” quite well around Boston, thank goodness I wore a bra today, and that is all I have to say about that. Anyways, here is a picture of the swan boats I found online… Ill post mine when I download them off the camera.

My friend took first place in most of his dances… woo hoo. He rocked it hard core.. placed only second in two of them… I am really itching to compete now, I don’t know when the next competition is, probably November, but I really, really want to do it… I want a pretty ball gown… hee hee. I went back there today to watch more dancing and to pick up two very pretty sparkly bracelets that rock hard core… maybe I will take a picture of them too. And to see some more of the dancing. I caught some senior citizens ballroom dancing and took pictures of them… they were so cute… one couple was so obviously in love… was awesome. I am so gonna need to find some more financial domination phone sex guys to pay for my ball room competitions. The dresses they had for sale there were running up to 2000 dollars… but they sparkled and we all know what happens if you sparkle something … I am so drawn to it. (Please don’t bedazzle your cocks… I don’t want to open up my email and find a handful of bedazzed franks and beans… that would just frighten me so.)

Both days, I drove by you Snoopy and thought about you… wondered if you were at work tonight… hee hee.

For those who care, today I am wearing a pink and white jersey dress with white bra and panty set that have pink bows on them. I have a pair of white keds on cause I knew I would be doing a whole bunch of walking. My hair is pulled back into a pony tail, held in place by a white ribbon and hair band. I looked super cute today. I picked up a pink note book from MIT… that’s all girlie and what not… figured I could fake it till I make it… woo hoo.

Saturday will be the last day you will be without your phone sex cutie… sorry bout it… this weekend was just the perfect storm for events… I have a bbq early in the afternoon, then I have a block party at six and will go to a friends house at eight and have mojitos. I super duper love mojitos… they are so my favorite drink. I get dipsy drunk off of two… maybe one night I can have a couple, and you guys can take advantage of me… wonder if I am as good at phone sex drunk as I am sober? Could be something we could find out together. I know I giggle a lot drunk, but then again, I giggle a lot sober..

Sunday I will be back for all your phone sex pleasure… you can bet on it. I need to rub one out something fierce… wish I could get a caller to call me before I pass out… maybe while Im soaking in the hot tub? We could do a dirty phone sex role play where you are a burglar who doesn’t know anyones home? You find me and figure… heck… might as well, right? Or maybe I could do a sissy phone sex call, where you have to pamper my every need and wash my every part while dressed in my favorite pair of panties… oh… the possiblilities are endless.

I will talk to you all soon…. miss me much!

You Phone Sex Princess…

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

8772821531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Butterflies from The Butterfly Place

  • June 4, 2008 at 12:18 am

I took these pics at The Butterfly Place, in Westford, MA.

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Americas Stonehenge and Searles Castle

  • May 26, 2008 at 7:30 pm

That is where we went today… http://www.stonehengeusa.com/t Americas Stonehenge and Searles Castle It was pretty awesome. These structures date back 4000 years and they think either they were done by pre historic indians or by the same people who did the original stone henge. Ill post pics in the next couple of days so you can see what I am talking bout. These didn’t look like stonehenge, but they had the lines for the paths of the sun… with a dozen or so monoliths and what not. They also had alpacas… those smaller looking llamas. I want an alpaca… hee hee. So cute. I picked up some more stones for my wicca bag, I just like collecting em… one of them is opal to look at, but turns blue when you put it in the palm of your hand… totally wierd.

Then we went to Searles Castle… it was pretty, but you couldn’t see much… To many trees surrounding it… and a full stone high fence. We didn’t go in cause there was a wedding going on… we saw the photographer taking pictures. Im so jealous… we all know I wanna get married for the Tiffany ring and tiarra! I wanna be a pretty pretty princess!

We went driving around, picking up brochures of all the stuff we can do this summer… I am so excited… next weekend we are going to “The Butterfly Place” which is one of those  butterfly gardens… then next month all three of us are going whale watching/ light house searching… we may go do a hot air balloon ride… or what water raft. For the fourth of July all my friends and I are going into Boston and doing the whole boston thing. We are renting a hotel room near the action and partying for a couple days. Plus… with the  brochures we picked up today… we have to squeeze in an amusement park… as well as a water ride park… all here in this little itty bitty state… woo hoo!

I am home now for the night, and other than my gym trip tomorrow, I will be home all day. I didn’t really get a lot of work done… I will have www.thewonderwhore.com  updates done tonight… so check back tomorrow on the site, see what I added. I just have to doink around a bit and see how it all looks… thanks for all the feedback on it… I love it too!

Im gonna go get into my night gown… so I can get a bowl of wheeties and come back downstairs to get my work done… I got a smidge of a burn today… but it wil turn into tan by morning…

I can’t believe how awesome this weekend was… I am truly having a blast! Wish you were here!

Brigitte!

On my way out the door…. again…

  • May 26, 2008 at 10:07 am

I know… groan groan… but I will be back in just a few short hours. We are on our way out to a secret Wiccan Location, I have not been told what we are doing… as they like to surprise me for some strange on location. All I know is that it is wiccan in nature and not Salem, MA.

It’s 80 and beautiful today… I am so enjoying life right now!

For those who care, right now I am wearing a white denim mini skirt and a moss green top that is light and breezy… white bra with a lil extra padding, and white care bare panties… My hair is still wet from the shower and my skin is freshly baby lotioned… which is making it a little difficult to type right now… hee hee.

I will be back later!

Kiss

Brigitte