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Phone Sex Cutie Should Have, But Didn’t… sigh.

  • July 5, 2010 at 10:33 am

There was this beautiful woman on the boat yesterday. Dressed in a skin tight red dress that when the sun hit it just right, you could see her black thong and bra. There was a lot of sun yesterday. Not only could you see her undies, but the dress was so tight, you could see her mound. Her sweet little mound that I would have given anything to have gone down on. If you know me, you know, I love bald mounds… nothing like looking over a mound to see the pleasure you are giving someone, am I right guys?

Her body, was perfect. Toned and tall. Her breast, well they were smaller than mine. But it was her face that made me so intimidated by her. She looked seventeen, dark hair, blue eyes, perfect skin. Her face was probably one of the most breath taking faces I have ever seen. I could have stared at her all night, I probably did.

I wanted to talk to her so bad, sooo bad. I wanted to know if I, someone as plain as me, could have a chance with her. But I was scared. Every time she came near me, I would start to shake. When I finally heard her speak, she spoke what I thought was Russian, so maybe should wouldn’t have even have understood me if I had tried to talk to her.

It would have been fun to try.

I had my camera, I should have taken a picture, but every time she was near… I couldn’t think. Alas, she is gone forever and I will never know… sigh. But I will always have her in my head, my dreams.

Sorry, had to get that out. I know, most are probably thinking it’s BS, just normal “phonebot” journal spew, but cross my heart, I fell in love with a complete stranger last night. Love, lust, whatever… I can’t get her out of my head.

What was I doing on a boat you might ask? My friends and I went on a Dinner Cruise. We were suppose to go to Hampton Beach, but at last minute almost, our plans changed. Yesterday was extremely amazing, even if it got off on the wrong foot.

I went out to lunch with some people Im doing volunteer work with, they know what I do for a living, as I am open and honest with everyone. The peeps do that underhanded compliment and just are so fake. They are soccer moms who think volunteering give them street cred, as all they talk about is how burdensome volunteering can be to their busy lives. Sucks Ass. They treat me and a couple of the other girls the same. I got to talk to them a little bit more, found out ones a stripper and the other, well… lady of the night, tho you would never have guessed if you saw her.

They really don’t tell people what they do, because they get judged, and they don’t tell people they volunteer because they don’t need to. I tell some people, but it’s more of a, hey, I do it, we could use some help, so why don’t you do it too kinda thing. It was kinda cool, cause all three of us are in the same biz, they our personalities are completely different. People judge us, say we are doing harm to the world, and here we are helping. I wonder if it’s because maybe it’s our way to prove them wrong? huh?

After lunch, my friends and I drove up to this little craft fair about an hour and a half away. When we got there, it was at a ski lodge and they had the ski lift going! So we all got on and road to the top of the mountain, it was so amazing. So peaceful. I thought it would be a short ride, but it just kept going, and going. At the top, it gave us a great view of the lakes region. Now I want to take up skiiing cause it looks so fun.

After the ski lift, we walked through the crafts fair and foung… POTTERS WHEELS. I hadn’t played on one in forever. I made lil kids cry tho. Cause I got on and made a beautiful vase in like ten minutes. The 12 year olds had wabbly gunk. Moms were pretty ticked at me, I look like im 12, I guess. They were telling their children, “she probably been watching them teach for awhile.” I am really having a hard time liking most soccer moms. Blghh.

Post clay awesomeness, we ran across a covered bridge. Apparently they are everywhere, but I have only found two so far. Oddly enough, the last one was last 4th of July, lol. I was so excited, till I found out that this bridge was only built in 1995. Lame. Pretty, but lame none the less.

That brings us to the Dinner Cruise on the Mt. Washington. Retro ship, was awesome. Food was good, music was hokey, but I had fun. Chasing down the “lady in red”. I may have to paint her from memory, she’s haunting me. Met up with my Brother and the Other on the cruise and watched one of the most beautiful sunsets I have ever seen from the water, that was capped off by fireworks going off all around us. Simply Amazing.

It’s weird not being near a military area around here. With the military, the fourth of julys is spectacular. Here, it’s like, ok, an excuse to drink at best. I miss being near army bases, but was fun to see some people enjoying the fourth, making it wonderful.

I will just have to train New Hampshire how to throw an Awesome 4th of July Party. Lol.

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Plus, on Fridays… we have Friday Night Chat nights in the Phonesex Chat Room from 11pm to 2 am EST. All previous callers that come in to play are eligible for a free 20 minute call!

I have to say, I am having soooo much fun running my own phone sex company. Don’t get me wrong, it’s A LOT of hard work, but it’s work I enjoy non the less. Yesterday was the first full day I had taken off in I don’t know how long. Felt really, really weird. My girlfriends kept teasing me that I could talk dirty to them if they liked, but I told them they couldn’t afford me… hee hee.

Anyways… I have probably chatted you up enough! You should probably call me now, so we can have some fun!

Kiss Kiss Kiss
Brigitte Kelly
The Wonder Whore

Phone Sex Birthday Party!

  • April 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Thursday was my birthday… woo hoo. I started to party, I did as soon as the first gift was in my hands… hee hee. I planned a very special day for myself, a day with my favorite peeps… you guys silly. Thursday night, I went out for a couple of hours, dinner with my friends… but other than that, I was all yours!

I got totally spoiled… let me do the spoiled dance… “Im-so-freakin-spoil-ed… Im-so-freakin-spoiled!” I still have presents coming in… hee hee. My brother and the other got me more gift certificates so I could get not one, but TWO Juicy Couture purses, plus they got gift certificates to like a comic book store and a craft store… ahhh… the gift of shopping. Sunday I had my birthday celebration, my friends through me a pink themed birthday party… it totally rocked. So many presents, I couldn’t believe it… a really cool present I got… ROLLER SKATES… white with pink wheels.

You guys made me feel sooooooo special this year. I was seiously touched by the thought that went into your presents, as well as your time and money. I thank you sooo very much from the bottom of my heart. Those of you I know I can send cards to, I will get your written thank you’s out this week!

The past couple of months have been awesome. I have met a bunch of new great guys and reconnected with a bunch of my old callers… I am having the most fun. Between the trip to Florida and all the love that was shown to me after I came back, March has totally rocked! I have been super, duper busy and loving every minute of it. Between training tons of new girls and phone boning in my every spare minute, I fall into bed exhausted each night. I LOVE IT!

Make sure you sign up for my newsletter, if you haven’t already. A lot of info went out in the one for March and my April newsletter is in the works. To sign up, simply go to the first page of The Wonder Whoreand enter in a valid email address. Those of you using yahoo, make sure your email is still active, just because you sign in to messenger, doesn’t mean it’s keeping the email active.

In my newsletters I have been keeping you guys up to date with my life, as well as what is up and coming with my website and biz. You get to hear first all my awesome ideas and upcoming events first in the newsletter.

School is almost done. I want to play hookie most the time, but I force myself to go. It’s boring stuff right now, as I have already done all the reading I need to and have my last papers prepped and ready to go. I so want my six month summer. Already have my stuff in for BU, just keep your fingers crossed I get in. I should, knock on wood, but it’s still scary. I can’t wait to get my brain on campus and get to work.

I will be back in Seattle at the end of this month. I was trying to get out of school to go a little earlier, but one of my profs was a no go, saying I had missed too much already. GRRR… Im pulling an A out of his class, so he should kiss my buttage, I’m one of two that have an a in his class. Buttnuts. But I can’t wait to be back in the emerald city, Ive reconnected with a lot of my friends from high school and stuff, and we are all getting together for a bbq. I am actually going back for my nieces birthday tho, I can’t wait to hug that lil munchkin and play with out american girl dolls together. It’s all she can talk about.

June I should be back in Florida for a bit… woo hoo. It’s the wet season, so no river fossil hunting trips… but if I get my butt in gear and get certified… I can go to Venice Beach or the Bone Yard to fossil hunt… play with the manatees. Tickets are like 128 bucks for me to fly down there, and I get to stay with my fossil hunting friends who rock.(pun intended) I want to find a megalodon tooth… bad. I have one, one that was given to me as gift, and it’s beautiful… but I want to pull one from the earth with my own two hands. My friends say I can come back down as often as I like, but I am so gonna try not to wear out my welcome.

It’s been gorgeous around here lately… my summer dresses are already out and in full use. Today i got on a yellow strapless maxi dress, with burnt orange and blue dyed at the bottom. My skin, pink yesterday from soaking up the sun, is now tan, a lil darker than last week. My hair is up in a bun, pulled back, with a hawaiian flower behind my ear. I feel sexy, as I smell of coconut oil… hee hee. Aloha. I need to go to hawaii.

Well, I had better get my ass back to work. I took a little time out to get this done before I started training my newest girl. It takes me a couple of hours to train, then I get to play with you guys! Woo Hoo!

Make sure you check out my girlfriends at Phone Sex Sweet Heart and Hypnotic Pleasures My girls rock it hard core! I have another site ready to go, but it’s only in it’s soft launch right now, soon we will open it globally, we are looking into focusing on the market in India, seeing what we can and can’t do. I have a couple of callers from India and I simply adore them. I love being a global phone whore!!! Hee Hee

Talk to you soon
Brigitte
The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531

Fetish Phone Sex Live Blog Radio Show

  • July 13, 2008 at 9:34 am

Hiya my Snooky Pooks! I just wanted to let you all know that tonight’s Live Blog Radio Show will be at 11:30pm est instead of 11:00 because somebody didn’t reserve her spot in time. Sheesh… who knew Sundays would be such a hot day for Blog Talk Radio? Certainly not I? So it’s pushed back till 11:30 tonight and I will be focusing on Fetish Phone Sex and not just because it is a key phone sex word for search engines… lol. I will actually be discussing what exactly is a fetish and how it can be used via one of our kinky Phone Sex calls! Make sure you listen tonight at my blog talk radio show Notice my new Amazon product placing… yes, I do rule don’t I? I figured out how to do that… now all I need to know is how to pretty up my profile!

I am actually on my way out the door, after I pop off a couple of recordings, to go have a pic nic in the park with my friends kitten and joe, apparently they have some news for me… I think it’s a bun in the oven… but Im not sure… so Ill act surprised whatever it is they want to tell me.

It’s a beautiful day here, a lil warm, but just the perfect breeze… so I may wear actual clothes to go out in and not just my bikini and cut off shorts… All I got on right now are my white and black and pink hello kitty undies. But I am thinking of putting on my new lilac sun dress that my dear friend charlotte purchased for me. It’s been calling my name since it got here… and I have the perfect pair of wedge cork and white sandals to wear with it. I bet that dress will totally rock my hot lil body… hee hee.

I am having dinner with May and her sister who is coming from out of town. May is a friend from dance class… she’s a bit peculiar… just like me. So we get a long just famously! I wonder what her sister is like?

Had another wonderful night with the Funny Man, the last for a lil bit… sigh… what will I do with myself at night? Guess Ill just have to think of my last call with him with fond memories… sniff. Hee Hee We will actually be playing next week… cause he partook in the dildo for a call special I have going on. I am going to make my dildos cute lil name cards to go in the containers I put them in… that say your nick names that I have given you.

Doing the comic strip layout for ruffle butt panties is a lil more difficult than I had planned… so it may be a few more days… but don’t you worry, I will launch it soon… I need to just rip off the bandaid and promote promote promote… so i can get to work on www.thepinkdungeon.com so I can have it ready for an August 1st launch. I then have tons of other site redesigns to do as well, to include utopia… it’s time for a change, is it not?

I am so having a blast since coming back from my lil mini phone sex break… no drama, no worries… just fun fun fun! The way phone sex was meant to be. If something doesn’t go my way, then I just brush it off and move right a long. I used to get so upset, worrying bout what others thought of me… but now, I don’t relly care, cause let’s be honest here… I am the best! No seriously… I am so damn good, I turn myself on… hee hee. I rock and you guys know it, and love me, and adore me… and ok, so now my ego has grown so big I can’t even control it! I rule I rule I rule… hee hee.

Will someone please sign my guest book… sheesh… it’s at the bottom of every single one of my pages and yet… no one’s signed it. If you could sneak in the words phone sex, I would love you even more for it! lol And I would really like some more reviews… I know… Imma pain in the butt, I want you to pay me for phone sex on top of work for me too… hee hee… Ill be extra special nice to you if you do… neener neener!

Does this outfit not have my name all over it… hee hee… It’s on my Amazon wishlist and I think I might be spoiling myself with it this week… take a peak…

Phone Sex Princess Outfit

Well, I best go get my recordings done then go make my lunch date… I’ve already had such a busy morning already… been swimming for a bit, getting my sun, worked on the pink room for a bit… hopefully that will be done soon so I can share pictures, if I get my camera working … grr grrr. Apparently sand is one of the worst things for a camera… I should know this already, having killed one camera with the sand in San Francisco while visiting my sisters. They so need to make camera’s sand proof. I have another one, that is smaller pixels I used to use… I just have to find it. I am pretty sure it’s not in storage cause I used it in colorado, I just hope it didn’t stay in colorado.

Kiss,
Your Phone Sex Princess

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

thewonderwhore@gmail.com
1-877-281-1531

Your Phone Sex Cutie Does HARVARD!

  • June 20, 2008 at 9:44 pm

Today I went to Harvard. Took lots of pictures… found out that when I play with my “Boston Accent” and say… Park the Car In Harvard Yard… that there really is a place called Harvard Yard… like it’s really named that. I just thought it meant like front yard of Harvard… hence the main reason I am not a Harvard Graduate… hee hee. Ahh… the brainiacs can have Harvard any ol time, this lil phone sex operator is just happy as a clam being who she is. I tell you one thing, the I want to have hot taboo phone sex on the steps to the library… it’s freakin huge… oh man, what I wouldn’t give to take one of you fellows up into the stacks… hubba hubba! Who knew the sight of that building would turn me on so much.

I hear a new phone sex role play coming out of harvard now… meet me in the stacks… I got something I want to … uh… show you.

My friends and I took the subway… or “t” as it is called here. Was fun, my very first time on one… I took some pictures…lol. I took lots of pictures of Harvard… and then we took the subway to the Boston Public Garden where Romeo and Juliet live. They are two swans that are so beautiful, I took lots of pictures of them and all the eggs they are sitting on. We went on the swan boats… http://www.swanboats.com/ where were awesome and I took pictures of the park… in the rain… was awesome… till this slick moving phone sex princess took a spill on the pavement… landing face first in a puddle… Oh yeah, very embarrassing… wasn’t my fault tho, and everybody got a laugh out of it, including myself… lol. Let’s just say, I sported the “wet look” quite well around Boston, thank goodness I wore a bra today, and that is all I have to say about that. Anyways, here is a picture of the swan boats I found online… Ill post mine when I download them off the camera.

My friend took first place in most of his dances… woo hoo. He rocked it hard core.. placed only second in two of them… I am really itching to compete now, I don’t know when the next competition is, probably November, but I really, really want to do it… I want a pretty ball gown… hee hee. I went back there today to watch more dancing and to pick up two very pretty sparkly bracelets that rock hard core… maybe I will take a picture of them too. And to see some more of the dancing. I caught some senior citizens ballroom dancing and took pictures of them… they were so cute… one couple was so obviously in love… was awesome. I am so gonna need to find some more financial domination phone sex guys to pay for my ball room competitions. The dresses they had for sale there were running up to 2000 dollars… but they sparkled and we all know what happens if you sparkle something … I am so drawn to it. (Please don’t bedazzle your cocks… I don’t want to open up my email and find a handful of bedazzed franks and beans… that would just frighten me so.)

Both days, I drove by you Snoopy and thought about you… wondered if you were at work tonight… hee hee.

For those who care, today I am wearing a pink and white jersey dress with white bra and panty set that have pink bows on them. I have a pair of white keds on cause I knew I would be doing a whole bunch of walking. My hair is pulled back into a pony tail, held in place by a white ribbon and hair band. I looked super cute today. I picked up a pink note book from MIT… that’s all girlie and what not… figured I could fake it till I make it… woo hoo.

Saturday will be the last day you will be without your phone sex cutie… sorry bout it… this weekend was just the perfect storm for events… I have a bbq early in the afternoon, then I have a block party at six and will go to a friends house at eight and have mojitos. I super duper love mojitos… they are so my favorite drink. I get dipsy drunk off of two… maybe one night I can have a couple, and you guys can take advantage of me… wonder if I am as good at phone sex drunk as I am sober? Could be something we could find out together. I know I giggle a lot drunk, but then again, I giggle a lot sober..

Sunday I will be back for all your phone sex pleasure… you can bet on it. I need to rub one out something fierce… wish I could get a caller to call me before I pass out… maybe while Im soaking in the hot tub? We could do a dirty phone sex role play where you are a burglar who doesn’t know anyones home? You find me and figure… heck… might as well, right? Or maybe I could do a sissy phone sex call, where you have to pamper my every need and wash my every part while dressed in my favorite pair of panties… oh… the possiblilities are endless.

I will talk to you all soon…. miss me much!

You Phone Sex Princess…

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

8772821531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Go Celtics!

  • June 18, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Goodness gracious, everybody is just slap happy that the Boston Celtics won… so we might as well make it an occasion to offer up some free phone sex… get five free minutes with your purchase! Woo Hoo. You lil phone sex princess rocks hard core huh? You must mention that you found my special in my phone sex blog in order to get it! I don’t really pay attention to basketball, Imma girlie girl, Ill shoot some hoops every now and then. Still, new england is all happy and vindicated since their football team choked.. did I say that out loud? lol So hurry up and call me, and get your free five minutes of phone sex with every call until midnight tomorrow night, pacific standard time.

I do have some bad news. Tomorrow night I have to got to Cambridge for a couple hours… but I will be home around ten pm pst for role play palooza… lol. I will be taking calls all day, I just have something to do in Cambridge. Hee Hee… oh harvard boys, you better look out.. cause this lil phone sex princess is gonna rock your city! Then Friday I will probably go visit Boston early and spend all day there… hee hee… how cool is that?

Lots of new callers yesterday… pretty awesome. One that came as soon as I giggled, good thing I didn’t giggle while running the charge… huh. I know, I have a very powerful giggle! But holy moly, who new it was that powerful. Did some taboo phone sex… the kind I am famous for, the kind my body and voice were meant for… ohhh year. Also a new sissy… called me all in his deep masculine voice, which we all know gets me wet.. asked me if I was wearing panties… and I told him I was wearing panties I got in the lil kids department, cause that’s what fits me best… and he said… so am I! His panties were cuter, I am so gonna have to get me a pair…lol.

Today… Mass is running in the lead with the most points… is that you snoopy? Hee Hee… where you hiding? Followed by California. All in the hits are coming from around the LA area, which sparks me with dreams some big executive finding me, whisking me away, makes mad passionate love to me… then begs me to pen a script about my life as a phone sex operator, offering up to personally edit my spelling and grammar mistakes… hee hee. Man, I got some good day dreams… George Clooney is a big exec now, isn’t he? What that man does to me, if I ever got him on the phone… hubba hubba… How silly am I? You love me and you know it! I just want to have phone sex with him… he can keep on banging the cookie cutters all he wants… I want his voice and his dirty mind to be all mine!

I have dance class tonight and then after I will be fixing a healthy dinner for the boys tonight… just something simple… grilled chicken, corn on the cob… spinach salad…. just something light. The corn is so good, it doesn’t need butter… oh yeah. I had some for lunch! Class tonight is the Samba, it’s my favorite, but definitely the hardest… love, love, love it.

For those who care… I have on white cotton panties with … ok, they were on sale, so don’t laugh… with hot pink hannah montana on it… just like the outline of her face and shoulders and then her name. Hey, as soon as she’s legal… Im going all Harry Potter on her hiney… we all know what I wanted when all three of those hotties turned 18… peanut butter and jelly baby! Give me a lil harry potter sandwich any day! What? It’s legal now to fantasize about them… and some day my pretty, some day… it will be legal to fantasize bout her… I should start a counter down, but isn’t it like years? I swear she looks like 17 anyways, but none the less… her 18th birthday will inspire nottyness! Anyways, I haven’t put on the rest of my ensemble… which will be a canary yellow tshirt from hot topic that is blazed in gold that says… I rock! all guitar hero style and blue jean shorts. I can’t find my favorite bra, so I am not going to wear one… so there so. Ill put on my white wedge sandals and go get me some coffee before I go to dance class. My hair is in braids, one on each side of my head, with lil white daisys on lil scrunchies holding them in place at the top of the braid and at the bottom. I look yummy today, if I do say so myself.

Google blog search has picked up my other blogs, as soon as I think I can get the word press blog high up, Ill turn the live journal back to no search… so all my new traffic will go there… Probably will be easier for new callers to find a way to contact me anyways. I will still keep posting in my life journal, just because I get so many new calls from here, not to mention my old callers as well. They always know where to find me… hee hee. I have almost 400 posts on live journal now… if not four hundred, I should go back and count again… lol. It’s gonna take me awhile to move them all over to the other journals. Least I have them backed up just in case. And if I am ever not on live journal, I always come up when you search for wonder whore… hee hee.

I best be going… I will talk to you all soon!

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

18772811531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

I’ll get your my phone sex pretty… and your lil dogs too.

  • June 17, 2008 at 11:27 am

Whoah, gonna have to get creative to get phone sex in the titles without boring the crap out of you guys. For those who don’t know, I try to get phone sex or phonesex in my blogs as much as possible, so when you search for them I come up! which means my cult following just grows and grows… hee hee… I should have tshirts made… lol. Something like… Shhhh… I have phone sex with the Wonder Whore! I need other key word phrases to show up like taboo phone sex or phone a whore, stuff like that. So bare with me if it seems to get a lil crowded at times with the word phone sex… lol. Let’s just say, least my journal entries aren’t one paragraph with phone sex typed over and over again.

Hee Hee

I so wanted to end the journal with just that one paragraph to be a smart ass… but I love you all too much to do that… actually, I like that this journal is more than just a way to promote my site. I know most of you get a kick out of seeing your name in here… or I should say your kinky call… hee hee. I am getting a kick out of all the feedback I am getting. It really does stroke my ego!

I rolled out of bed and went for a swim today… almost quite literally. I still had sleepy eyes when my body hit the pool… nothing like cold water to wake you up right! I was up before everyone else, so they actually brang me my breakfast to the pool. Was wonderful… as soon as it gets hot again, you will be hard pressed to find me, cause that pool will be my best friend. I need a floating cooler… hee hee. Waterproof books… already lost one to the demon of the deep… grr grr.

I have been reading more and more, my roommates read a lot… so it’s kinda rubbed off on me. They read that sci fi stuff, that I know A LOT of you guys read as well…but I just can’t get into. I guess my imagination just isnt that great. I am almost caught up on all the James Patterson Books, well his Cross books… but they just don’t seem as exciting as his Kiss the Girls books… I don’t know… maybe it’s me. I like serial killer thrillers… I know, it’s pretty morbid of me, and I also like paranormal stories… true or fiction… I like to be scared a little I guess. So, if anyone has any out there that you think I might like, let me know… Ill pick them up and tell you what I think… hee hee.

Right now I am reading a Earth Science Text book. I know… riveting! But hey, I like to learn things.

Things are so awesome not that I am back pretty much full time doing phone sex… got boinked hard core in the pool yesterday on a call, while the neighbors were outside… just got layed out on my floatie with my legs spread wide… my little body getting ravaged by one sexy stud muffin! hee hee (Glad you are back to work and everythings ok… make sure you take a vacation this summer!)

Then I finally got my aim to work and low and behold… another favorite from a while back see’s me and snaps me up! Came in my room, while the other was asleep in hers, and made his perfect lil fucktoy. I teased and taunted him with my itty bitty lil outfit till he couldn’t take it anymore and just had to have me. Of course, I was as willing as ever to let him have his way with me, and even suggest he make it a nightly ritual! lol I am so bad!

I truly do love my job, being a phone sex operator is the best job in the world. I know you can tell it, especially now when you call me, I get so excited to hear my phone ring. As my snookie said last night, “you can’t fake that”… oh yeah. Each and everyone of you are a treasure…you truly are. The fact that some of you have been with me since the beginning and others for several years… just tickles me pink.

I got rid of the drama that tends to sometimes go along with this job, and that made all the difference. I am not getting back into it, at all, and hope that the novelty of me coming back full time will where off soon for those who would like to stir it back up. I advise all to do the same, it makes this job so much more fun! And like forrest gump said, “and that’s all I am gonna say bout that.”

Tonight this lil chica is going out to her dance class then to dinner afterwords with some friends, it’s quickly becoming my tuesday night routine! My voice needs a break, last night I was so busy, I barely got to eat dinner… lol. I took a couple bites then ran for the phone. Which is why I took my time getting set up this morning, spending as much time in the pool so I could rest it. Drinking hot tea and lemon… not I sound cute… and not like a kindergartner with a a pack a day habit… lol.

Well, I think I might go get starbucks… hee hee. I wanted it all day yesterday and couldn’t get it… so I think since I was able to write this whole journal without interruption, it means I am free for the afternoon… at least a little. I will be back around five pm est, but only available for a short few hours.

For those who care, right now I am in a pair of denim dark shorts and a very red sleeveless cotton top, it buttons down the front, but Ive skipped the last three buttons and just tied it. I don’t have a bra on, which I probably should put one on, because my pert lil nipples are just shining through hard core… ahh… I don’t need one. I have on my red panties… and we all know, I get into lots of trouble in my red panties. I have one my white wedge sandals, but I should be wearing a pair of red ones… I feel a bit country in this outfit… need a cowboy hat too… lol. My hair is twisted up in a bun, but some of the hair has fallen out around my face. I smell of chlorine and sun tan lotion.

Call me later
Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

18772811531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Phone Sex Specials and Events

  • June 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm

I updated my phone sex specials and events section on my webpage last night… so now you can see what I have planned for the next month. You know, it just tickles me pink that you guys love these specials. I should have been doing them all along! Thursdays truly are my favorite day of the week. I need to update my calender on Google, it’s just a bit of a pain, wish I could create my own calendar that was easier… maybe someday. Anyways, here are my new specials…

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June 19th – Role–Play–A–Palooza

On June 13th, I will post a list of role plays in my journals, just check for the entry on that date, some new ones as well as old favorites. Let’s see how many we can mark off the list! Calls will be discounted down to $1.50 a minute!!
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June 26th – All Calls $1.50 a minute!

See how much this little phone sex princess looooves you guys! Starting at 12:01 am est and ending at midnight pst. That’s right, 27 hours of discounted calls! Get your cheap phone sex right here!
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July 3rd – Bedtime Stories with Brigitte

Let me put you to bed with my favorite erotic bedtime stories. A ten minute tuck in call is only ten dollars. I’ll bring the books, you bring the pj’s. Schedule your in advance to make sure this hot little phone sex temptress is available.
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July 4th-10th -Show Me Your American Pride

Send me a picture of you decked out all patriotic and you will get any call length of your choice 50 percent off! Anything from you wearing nothing but an American flag and a grin, to your favorite USA pride shirt, or even just your willy painted red, white and blue will get you this highly coveted discount! (Please no sparklers shoved in… uh… creative places. I like you too much for you to endanger your sensitive parts.)

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Apparently not having my information in my journals on how to contact me, made me miss a new client… a submissive no less… but you know what… he’s gonna be back. I emailed him… and I will work on making sure at least all the blogs, cept my myspace one will have all my contact info at the bottom of each entry… how bout that? Till I get this whole wordpress blog thing down pat, things might be a lil disorganized. I am learning lots with the new domme site.

I got lots of new things going on. I don’t know if it was because my mailbox was always filled with spam that I didn’t notice, but I’ve been contacted by so many new places, it’s not even funny. Some of the things I am considering I can’t go into right now, because I don’t want to jinx, or I can’t until things are sealed… but it’s kinda cool. Everything will be revealed in due time, of course, but know this… lots of exciting things are going to be happening. So, stick with me…hee hee… the fun awaits us!

Oh gosh, last night and this morning, rocked hard core! Let’s just say, lots of naughty and taboo phonesex was had by all. I met a new guy last night that loves bisexual sex just as much as I do. We spent over an hour on the phone together having kinky phone sex where I ended up being… get this… a Tranny! Woo Hoo… that was a first for me. Get your Tranny phone sex here? lol Was kinda empowering having a dick, kinda like how it would feel to have bigger boobs I suppose! I truly am… the wonder whore! lol

How cool would it be to call my number and if I am busy, for it to tell you how long till I will be available? Have a way to purchase recordings easily? Well, look for it in the near future. I want my own call platform, one that is personally mine.. an nooo body elses… hee hee. Oh yeah… it won’t be for awhile, cause the stuff for it’s a bit on the expensive side… but it may show up in the near future… depending on how hard this phone sex princess works her hiney off.

Yeah… the sun just came out! I am going to go hop in the pool… I have been hanging around in a red lil bikini for the past two hours just waiting for the rain to stop long enough for me to go dive on in! The past couple of days I have been hard pressed to find good enough weather to hop into the pool… sheesh. This whole week is kinda a bust, Ill have to swim for a couple hours at a time here or there. I am told, to enjoy this weather tho, because it will be last of the really cool days for awhile.

Think I had better swim now… lol

Brigitte
1-877-281-1531
www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

I party hard!

  • June 15, 2008 at 11:30 am

I partied like it was 1999… err… wait a minute, we so need a new party anthem… lol! Anyways… I boogied my butt off… seriously… if you see a girl on the east coast with no butt… that would be me! I danced till the cows came home… wtf? I must have danced till my brain went into full cheese mode… cows come home? What am I, your country phone sex princess? Heeee Haaaw? Oh man, I am cornering the market on corny today.

Who’s in West Hollywood that is clicking on my site and not calling? Or close to West Hollywood… cause google analytical, although fun, isn’t a hundred percent accurate… it has what I suspect is snoopy clicking from west medford… and we all know.. that’s not the case… well, I know it’s not the case… hee hee… Anyways… give a girl a call or an email or something … we all know I am nosey and want to be in your business… lol!

I am seriously gonna have to unplug my phones to get this journal entry done… Sundays are normally dead, but the past couple of them have just… well… ROCKED!

I got me a new play toy to add to my collection… poor pookie, just doesn’t know what hit him. He has another Princess, but she wasn’t on early enough to play with him… bad luck on her part… huh? There is a trick us true princesses have learned… be awesome at all times and keep your pookies busy thinking about you… tsk tsk. This guy hadn’t even heard my voice, hasn’t even peeked at my nude lil body, but I can already tell he’s totally smitten with this lil phone sex princess! Look at what he got me before he even picked up the phone…

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Sigh… I love presents… I love presents from poor pookies like him… it’s so much fun to taunt and tease. Who knew this whole Domination stuff could be so much fun. Well, I did, but just didn’t think it really fell into the category of being a domme… just being a girl! lol I am so bad. I am so not a bitch mistress, the only thing hard core about me is the way I… uhh… well… fuck! I have an ease to how I Control a pookie… soft, sensual… you probably wouldn’t even know it was happening if it weren’t for the fact that you are excited beyond all belief.

What he got me is going to start off my collection of bdsm and sex toys… surprisingly, besides a few restrains and a rubber flogger, I don’t have a lot of sex toys. I have a handful of dildos and vibrators… not nearly enough for a collection and figure it’s time that I start. I want to know what a whip feels like to wield it through the air… I want to have one of those paddles that leaves a mark… I think it would make me a overall better phone sex operator… you know?

Don’t worry guys, I am not turning into a mega domme or anything… and infact, I think I will start a site up just for my domination… I have the perfect name for it already, but won’t let you know till it is securely purchased and up on its way… woo hoo. That way, those who aren’t into the whole Domme scene and my sissies will have their own special place to go!

It’s ok, you can tell me again… just how much I rock! I mean, I am the WONDER WHORE! woo hoo!

See…told you it was busy today, I just got off the phone with a new caller who wanted to get on cam for me, but damnit, Im on pidgen and I don’t know how to get the came thing going on that… grrr… we all know what a lil voyeur I am, and how egotistical I can be….I like seeing the effects that I have on you! Grumble Grumble… I need to figure this all out…

Well, I should go. I got to go get groceries and do all the unsexy things in life… like wash the puppies… hmmm… if I wear my white sundress to wash the puppies… that could make it sexy… its white gauze… that goes sheer when wet. I might just have to make a big ol bubble bath mess to get those lil devils clean! Man, sometimes I even amaze myself at how awesome I am… I just got some of you aroused at the thought of me washing my pups… lol!

Off to put my white gauze sundress on… as I am merely in pair of rainbow bright panties… white with a red strawberry located just below my left hipbone… hee hee. I will slip into a pair of my white sandles with the wedge heal, smear some lip gloss on my lush lil lips, and flip my hair up into a roll… that should get me all ready for grocery shopping… Hopefully there are a lot of men I can leave quivering in my wake while I shop…that’s always fun… Just kidding! hee hee

I just made grocery shopping sexy too, huh? What can I say? I am just that good…

Brigitte!

Role Play Phone Sex Event!

  • June 13, 2008 at 9:20 pm

As per what my sight says in the even section I was going to throw out some role play ideas for phone sex, so you can mull them over all week long, pick one out, and let us have some fun with it on next Tuesday when calls are discounted! I am so excited, Thursday is soon becoming my favorite day of the week!

So here they are… ideas for Role Play Phone Sex Extravaganza!

Taboo Phone Sex
Baby Sitter/Nanny
Teacher/Student
Sleeper/Intruder
Naughty Next Door Neighbor
Pool boy/bikini girl
Locked in the store with the manager
Shoplifter/Security Gaurd
Police Officer/Speeder
Movie Theater Sex
Dungeon Sex

And any other role play you can dream up… I am game! Taboo phone sex is fun!

Sissy Phone Sex

Got caught wearing panties.
Sissy Hair Salon
Teaching a Sissy to Suck
Sissy School 101
Sissy as my pet
Kidnapped and forced to be a Sissy
Kidnapped and forced to suck

Humiliation and Domme phone sex

Submit to my panties
Submit to my feet
Drugged and used
Meet My Dungeon
Meet My lil friend, Mr. Big
Seduced into being Dominated
Caught masturbating
Bait and Switch
Masturbation Mistress

Email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com if you have any questions… maybe we can pre set up your role play for Thursday so all I do is answer the phone and step into character!

Woke up late today, as I knew I was… you guys kept me up way to late. I put on my white swimsuit and headed straight for the pool. Fell back asleep a little on my floaty… whoopsy… swam around a bit… then headed out for dinner with some friends. Tomorrow I wont be available most the day because I am going out shopping with Kitten during the day and then there is a birthday party at night… which I probably wont be home till really late. I have a date to the party… he’s sweet, handsome, and almost 80… lol. He says he’s my date anyways…lol.

Oh yeah… and my sugar daddy strikes again. I don’t have it yet, because the stores around here didnt have it, and it will probably take awhile for it to get here… but it’s missing off my wishlist…

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Oh yeah… you know you can see me sporting this bad boy… hubba hubba!

Anyways… I will chat at you later peeps… call me tonight, Ill be takng calls till bout two am.. est!

Brigitte

Phone Sex Blogging!

  • June 12, 2008 at 3:21 pm

Google blogs have picked up my live journal… I just opened and checked… then bam… there it was… now only if they would pick up the word press one… I would be in some serious business! I will rule the world of phone sex, oh yes, I will rule it!

The Twin wanna be called today… trying to imitate me… lol… such a goofy sissy… he even tried doing my voice… I mean, seriously… hee hee… he must really like me laughing at him! The was his show and tell for today anyways… showing me how he’d practice. He even tried to imitate my orgasm… which we all know is my signature… and since he hasn’t even heard it… and he’s a he and not me… he failed miserably… more giggling ensued…

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