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Kinky Phone Sex…. with your wife?

  • January 26, 2010 at 8:28 pm

Yeah… Im so hot, I’ll get your wifey off too… hee hee.

So this is an email I received today, and I have to admit… I am extremely curious to meet her. I mean, I have done calls with women, and I have had sex with women… but I have never… uh… felt like a woman wanted me as bad as she does. I know her ex husband, HOTTIE, and I am afraid to tell her that we still do calls on occasion.

I hope she doesn’t get mad that I post her email, I have actually taken all the personal info out…

“Hello Brigitte.

I’ve mulled for ages over how to write this email and now I have just decided to let it all flow. I hope that it all ends up making sense.

I was introduced to you by way of my husband (or I should say my ex-husband as we are recently divorced). At the time, I did not consider it to be a great introduction. I found out that he had been calling your for phone sex and I was very displeased by this. I was also extremely jealous. I felt that I should be the one that my husband gets off to, not some ‘wonder whore’. What can I voice on the phone do that I can’t?

As time went on, my husband and I started to drift apart, both emotionally and physically. I knew that he was still calling you, but I started to care about it less and less. One evening I found myself bored and restless and extremely sexually frustrated. I jumped in the jacuzzi and tried to get myself off, but this time, it wouldn’t work – I needed extra stimulation. I started to randomly search porn sites for inspiration and some were better than others. Then suddenly I remembered my husband’s calls to you. I started to search for your website and I found it!

After reading your website and seeing your pretty face, I suddenly wanted to call you so bad, but I was feeling coy and not quite up to talking. I was quite taken aback by my reaction too. I’ve never thought about women in that way before, but in that instant, I just had the urge to…touch you? I don’t know how to say it. I have never felt this way before.

Since that day I have fantasized over you so many times. I can’t get enough of your face, how I imagine your body to look, how I imagine your pussy to taste. I know how to be with a guy, but I’ve never been with a woman before and the anticipation of it is driving me insane.

Brigitte. I live in the Montreal area of Canada, but I would be willing to take the drive out to MA to meet with you. I would love to pay to take you out and spoil you and seduce you and to kiss and lick every part of you. I don’t want the fantasy anymore, I want to kiss and taste your sweet pussy and suck on your beautiful breasts and nipples. I feel so strongly about you, please say you will meet me.

Veronique xx ”

Hello, so want her in my panties. Not that I am gonna run out and meet here right away… but I have to admit… this gets me excited. Really, really excite. To fuck the ex wife of a client of mine. She gave me her phone number and I think I may call her… who knows, it may wind up to being some really hot, hot phone sex… hee hee. Then who knows, once I make sure she’s not out to get me for … uhh… getting her husband off.. lol. I may just meet her. What do you guys think?

Anyways, I just thought I would share that with you. By the way, she also sent a.. umm… explicit picture… and fuck me is he hot! Now there is a muffin that could use some.. uh… munchin!

Alright, I got some homework to get done… so I will yap at you latter!

kiss kiss kiss,
Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
877 281 1531

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  • June 8, 2008 at 6:56 pm

Cause this lil hooker got her pool… and it is filling up as we speak! It will fill up probably by morning or so… but I will do 50 percent off all calls till midnight pst Wednesday! I will even let your pre purchase time at 1.00 a minute if you would like over the next three days… Buy a hundred minutes, for a hundred dollars… and use them in ten minute blocks all month long if you like! Who’s your favorite taboo phone sex operator? I am! I am!

How did I get it so quickly? I got me a Sugar Daddy! A Financial Domination finatic who lives… get this… in the next town over. He paid for it online and we picked it up at the store… and get this… his princess… (me) deserved a bigger pool than what she wanted… so she got it… I got an 18 foot pool… that goes five feet high… with 4 and a half feet of water deep! Oh yeah… it’s like totally awesome and huge. So all day…we were out back leveling the ground… getting the rocks out… and that’s a lot of work on a twenty foot, by twenty foot section… This pookie is sore… holy moly!

My sugar daddy can now call for his reward… be a good sugar daddy… you know what you need to do!

I did almost get enough gift certificates to buy the pool, thank you guys… and they won’t be going to waste… I feel kinda bad for getting them now that they aren’t going to the pool… but I am going to get pool toys and stuff… and my pink schwinn bike so I can cruise main street on it! I have been looking forward to doing that in the evenings!

Does anyone know how to get rid of mosquitos? They were coming at us tonight while filling up the pool… and i just would rather not deal with them… if you have any ideas… I would greatly appreciate it!

I am missing a totally awesome black dress and shoes off my wishlist… um… yeah… and I think I know who did it… didn’t think I check that sort of thing… now did you Charlotte… I admit it… I didn’t think of those shoes and that dress together, but as soon as i saw them both missing.. as well as your cryptic message on my answering machine… I knew what you had done…. but yes, you are right… I am the ultimate barbie doll… arent I? Well, maybe more like skipper in the chest department!

For those who care, I am wearing a white summer dress… with an empire waste and white cotton panties… with an itty bitty satin bow at the waistband in the front… No bra, cause the straps would show. We, my brother and C, took a shower after working all day, not together, and got dressed in summer evening ware and went to shortys for dinner… ate outside… drank margaritas… just had a really nice time. My hair is up in a ponytail… in a white scrunchy that came with the dress… it’s made out of the same material even… My skin has a bit of a pink tint to it… I might have got a lil too much sun today… but it was just a sample of days to come… as I AM NEVER LEAVING MY POOL once I get in it… lol!

Well, I got some website work to do… so I better get on it. Then Im off to go check on my pool… maybe sneak in for a midnight skinny dip! Woo Hoo!

Brigitte The Merry Mermaid!

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  • June 6, 2008 at 11:47 am

I think I broke it… JUST KIDDING!

Oh man, oh man, oh man… did I have a blast last night! Watched Asia Porn all night long, holy moly was that fun masturbating with you guys… getting to actually see what turns you on, and you getting to see what makes me tick! We are so doing that again… I don’t know how many times I came last night, but holy fuck a noli… I wanna do it again! Probably one of the most erotic nights I have ever had! And no, I will not be getting my poor lil hoo haw pierced, no matter how hot it looks in porn… the thought of piercing that… makes me want to pass out… and not in the good way!

Sorry Pookie Wookie Snookie… whom this lil whore tried to wake up for this morning… but failed miserably… sigh… I really did want to play today, and was all excited bout it… but alas my body dictated when I was to wake up… I need to realize my own limits, least listen to what my body is telling me.

It’s raining today, so my gardening plans are put on hold. I am going to take a few calls today, but boys… please be gently… let’s just say, masturbating with such zest last night… was a little over zealous and it actually kinda hurts to sit down… hee hee. I’m so bad… probably why you all like me so much!

I think you guys need to email me with your favorite porn stars for the next round… anybody but Jenna, sorry… if she happens to be in something, I tend to fast forward… blghh. But email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I will pick the most popular and put her up for our next porn a thon!

I’ve already got 100 dollars towards my dream! My swim pool! Woo Hoo! Two hundred more and it is so mine! You guys rock hard core!!! I remember from being a little girl… that it takes FOREVER to fill a pool up… and then you have to wait forever for the chemicals to set… so… as soon as I get my pool and we get the hose in it to start filling it… ALL CALLS WILL BE 50 PERCENT OFF till my pool is filled and ready for me to dive in! How cool is that??? Ohhh yeah, we gonna have a pool party!!! hee hee.

My recordings page is up and ready, you can buy the only recording I have done so far… hee hee… on niteflirt right now at 2.25 a minute… Im masturbating… lol… I am working on the wav ones that you can just buy from me. So you can download them to your computer if you want, or visit the link as many times as your hearts desire… those will be done by Monday, plus a whole bunch more recordings! Go me! I rule huh? It’s ok, you can tell me.. I know I rock hard core!

Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte… I keep forgetting Charlotte… but I will announce it today! I created him a myspace page… decorated it myself to what I thought of him.. hee hee… He is my first friend on my myspace page… A Check it out .. I just pulled a layout from the internet, it wasn’t my design, but Charlotte loves it and agrees it’s so her! Hee Hee… if you want me to do you one, specifically for being my phone sex budy, let me know. I can even hook you up with your own wonder whore email address to sign into it with! There are a couple of pics from disney world and seaworld on there in my pics… on my account, that you can check out… I haven’t uploaded them all, as my computer hates me.

Oh yeah… and if you haven’t noticed… My butterfly in the tab is PERFECT now! It doesn’t look like someone smooshed it with a news paper anymore… woo hoo! That was just driving me ape shit! sheesh I am pretty proud of myself.. I have been working like a hooker in heat this past month. Every page on my website is operational… I work on it a little everyday… now all I need to do is get it to the top of the Search Engines and I will be happy! I have some tweaking to do, get on some top sites, fix my index page, then link it to more sites… plus beg my brother to research SEO for adult sites… and then give me the cliff notes so I CAN RULE THE WORLD… muah ha ha ha ha hee hee.

Anyways… I will always update new things on there, plus, I have a plan for a new site to go along with my wonder whore site… since google doesn’t like the word whore.. sigh… lol… anyways… the new site will be a more HARD CORE Brigitte… lol.. whatever that means!!!

For those who care, right now I am in a black and white mod sleevless dress. The kind you would find in the early sixties… no waist, white thick line ddown the front of the dress that splits and lines the bottom of the dress… I need some mod white sun glassess to go with it.. and knee high white boots. I am just wearing a pair of white mules with em… they look modish enough! My hair is straight… I went and took my flat iron to it… so it is like rod stright down around my face… including my bangs. I look hot… just trust me on it. I have on… ok, don’t laugh at me… but it was a set I got in the kids department… a pink and blue care bre training bra and panty set on underneath… I said it… training bra… so there so!

Think I’d better dance now…

Brigitte

I like doinking around on myspace!

  • May 21, 2008 at 4:33 pm

I got me a birthday counter and a drawing I did that sparkles… hee hee. I know, I am an addict. Maybe tonight I will start adding pictures to my account from the vacation and all my travels…

Speaking of travel, there might be a slight possibility of me going to Sweden in the next year or so. How cool would that be? On top of my trip to Italy, that which is going to happen next fall… a lil birdie told me… hee hee. I also want to go back to Vegas and back to Disney World… so it looks like if I play my cards right… this lil chickie might be a word travelor! Oh yeah… Im sucha dork.

Im thinking of learning how to geo cache… and if learn to do it, I might start, with my travels… setting up my own for you guys to find… maybe like stick free call passwords in the lil thingy you find… hee hee. I don’t know, Im still mulling over the idea… I just kinda like the fact that we can be in the same spot at one point… kinda sexy… hee hee.

Anyways, I am off to dance class… just thought I would check in…

Oh yeah… and for those who care, right I am wearing black velour dance pants that are bootleg cut and ride low on my hips, a very tight dance shirt that say “pink is for the princess” and the matching hoodie that goes to my pants. I wear dance heals at class, but i go to class in my ballet slipper like shoes.

Talk to you all soon…

Brigitte