23.08.08 / Phone Sex, phone sex brat, phonesex, Role Play Phone Sex, Sissy Phone Sex, taboo phone sex / Author: admin / Comments Off
Tags: bi phone sex, fetish phone sex, Phone Sex, taboo phone sex
I have to have sex with this woman. Do you see her hiney… granted that is all I have given you is her hiney, but ohhh… what a nice hiney it is…Why am I saying hiney? I wanna tap that ass. It’s like two muffin tops, huddle together under her shorts… and I wanna bite it… ohhh hubba hubba. Yes, I am thinking bout fucking her when I am on calls doing bi phone sex fantasies with you guys. I want to see her naked, something fierce… I bet she is hot hot hot.
Yes, she is from the movie your phone sex princess went to last night, you might recognize her from scary movie… if I showed a picture of her front… hee hee… let’s see what I can dig up…
I loved the movie… it’s suppose to be one of those, so stupid it’s hilarious movies… but I thought it rocked, I loved the music in it and I got to see Sarah, last years Play Mate of The Year… another girl, I would so desperately like to fuck. Maybe someone will help me in a phone sex role play as well as Hef, and the girls next door… woo hoo. I want Anna’s wardrobe from the film too… almost everything pink… or hot… like me… neener neener. I had a blast last night, the girls and I got pretty tipsy, save our designated driver… and got hit on by guys coming out of the movie death race… so lame. They couldn’t come up with a descent pick up line… asked if they could come back to our place… like we lived together… looking at us like we were lamb chops… blghh. Treat me like a girl, not something you want to deep dick and I am all yours… it’s really that simple… lol.
I got home, got right into calls… whoah… was up till Six am my time with calls cause you all were just to hot and too horny for my kind of cuteness. I had one guy cum and tell me I was a mighty fine lil entrepreneur … holy shit, I spelled that word right on the first try… what was I typing about? I am shocked, I can’t type the difference between idle and idol… but I get that fucker out right on the first go… go me.. Maybe I am a phone sex entrepreneur after all. You guys are really digging all the work I put into this… makes me feel totally appreciated! (yes, I spelled it wrong the second time… the first time was just luck, had to fix it.)
I have had a ton of new callers…. so much fun… which is odd… I think you all book marked me from last week and called me this week, let me tell ya… cause traffics down a little on the sites… I figured cause we weren’t voting… but I guess a lot of you stick my in your bookmark folders and pull me out when you need me… hee hee. I kinda like that. I wonder how many computers my lil phone sex web site is on. This lil Wonder Whore could be stuck in computers all across the world, hundreds and hundreds… hee hee.
I got up, round noon today and started back in on the calls… I tell you… I wish I could stay up 24/7 sometimes and just phone bone… why do I need to sleep? Sheesh… you guys really do rock it hard core… I know I say it all the time, but I LOVE MY JOB! Being a phone sex operator rocks.
For those who care, your lil phone sex hottie is wearing a super girl tshirt… kinda looks like a tatoo, and rather girly, and white shorty short shots… hee hee. Thats whay my brother’s other calls them… he says I might as well not wear shorts they are so short… I told him he needs to not look at my hiney. I know, I have an awesome hiney huh, gee wiz… again with the hiney’s… what gives? Did I run into pg land again? Sheesh… ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS CUNT… through in the pussy just for good measure… hee hee.
Well, it took me quite some time to write this entry, had a couple quick calls, in between… two sluts of mine that just wanted me to giggle at them… one called for small penis phone sex and the other cause he wanted loser phone sex…. I love my sluts, they make me laugh… hee hee.
I got to get back to work… I’ll talk to you all later!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
Phone Sex With The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531
“The Best Damn Phone Sex on the planet!”
26.07.08 / phonesex / Author: admin / Comments Off
Tags: bdsm phone sex, fetish phone sex, Phone Sex, Sissy Phone Sex, taboo phone sex
I should have reminded people that it was going to be early, but I had my phone sex radio show at 6 pm tonight instead of eleven… It was an awesome show, with only a few little snafus… my music which didn’t want to play a couple weeks ago, wanted to play over and over and over again… bastards.. and then I had waaay to much info on my topic of Sissy Phone Sex so I didn’t get to my other two topics. I really should get me a clock in my lil pink room so I know how much Ive talked… you know me, once you get me started, I just keep going and going.
I wasn’t going to be able to do a show next week, but I think I might can one or something and play it, to go over the stuff I missed this week. I really put a lot of heart what I do, and want to share it with you. So I may have a phone sex radio show, just a short one, maybe ready by like next Friday. I will go over the top ten things you need to do to have an awesome phone sex call with any phone sex princess, not jut me.
Anyways… here is this weeks show…
Oh man, lots of calls today before I went to the wedding cake tasting… it was like you guys wanted me to stay home and have kinky phone sex all day… or something. I wish i would have. I think I ate too much cake… but boy it was good cake. She has two other places to test cake before she decides… I told her I would go to one other one… but if I went to all three I might go a lil biserko and dive into one of their wedding cakes in a fit of sugar passion. In two weeks, I get to go pick out my maid of honor dress… woo hoo! I get to chose it… that rules!
I love sleeping in my pink Phone Sex Princess … it’s perfect…absolutely perfect. Move over disneyworld, because it’s quickly becoming my happiest place on earth! I love doing calls in it… it just totally rocks!
Well, I am off to go work on some html for my pink dungeon page. I got something huge planned for sissy phone sex… hee hee. HUGE… like event huge, like you will squeal with girlish delight huge. It’s just taking a lot to do… oh man oh man, very extensive. And don’t worry you other BDSM callers… I got lots planned for you, oh yes I do… we are going to have so much fun! Soon you will have your own place to play and have fetish phone sex in pinkish delight.
I am having one of the best summers ever… largely do to you guys… you really do rock. I know that some of you will be my friends for years to come… and I like that. I like that a lot.
For those who care… right now I am wearing a white eyelet sundress and pink panties… the white looks totally hot next to my tan… Im so cute, I want to fuck me.
Take care pookies!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
877 281 1531
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25.07.08 / Phone Sex, phonesex, taboo phone sex / Author: admin / Comments Off
Tags: fetish phone sex, masturbation mistress, phone sex princess, taboo phone sex
Pink Princess Phone Sex… oh yeah, that’s me. I have the most awesome bedroom to do phone sex in, it’s completely finished, I got a Pink Princess Bed in Bag, Pink Chandelier Light in the Corner, Pink Chandelier Table lamp, Pink Rug, Pink Princess items all through out the room, A Pink Office Chair in Transit to my Pinkdom, Build a Bears in Pink… and today… from Bogie… I recieved a PINK build a bear in a pink hat and pink sketchers. All I need is a pink desk, for my pink laptop, a pink phone, and a pink alarm clock and I am in business. I think I might be a little tooo obsessed with Pink? You think? Nahhh… The best part is, it’s Air Conditioned and smells like pink straw berries. So next time you do a Phone Sex call with me, you will know my naked lil body is in her bedroom fit for the a pink phone sex princess… lol!
So, this entry will be my 418 entry into Live journal, 418 phone sex blogs so far in my lifetime… I think I shall start keeping track at the bottom of my journals, I still need to move them over to my webblog journal… just gonna take me quite some time!
Tonight, I am going to the park for a bbq… oh yeah… I am all dressed up super cute… tank top with the words football princess and 00 as my numbers… white uber short shorts… super tight as well. No panties… didn’t want the lines… tan as can be, with my hair up in a pony tail. Ill slip on my keds… which I am famous for by the way… lol. I want to get a tink that has PSO Diva on it, I wanted to get vanity plates that said it, but didn’t… maybe next year… if I can. PSO… Phone Sex site Operator… lol.
I love this park, its a beautiful park, live concerts at night, lots of trails… just so relaxing… I might have some spring pictures of it, but nothing that will do it justice for this time of year… just breath takingly beautiful! To many people, or you know I would get you guys that like to make me masturbate out doors and have phone sex with you under the willow tree… ohh yeah… hubba hubba.
Well, I am off… I shall be back later on tonight for taboo and fetish phone sex fun… I may be a lil drunk… don’t worry, I’m not driving to the park… Im taking my bike, Ill get a life home… I wonder if you can get a BUI… Biking Under The Influence… huh… we shall see!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
www.thewonderwhore.com
877 281 1531
418
23.07.08 / Phone Sex / Author: admin / Comments Off
Tags: fetish phone sex, phone sex princess, taboo phone sex
“The internet goods took the lead in the smack down on Brigitte Kelly, your fetish phone sex princess late last week, spanking her like the spoiled child she was, bringing down her internet for hours on end. Yes, even bringing tears to the eyes of the masturbation mistress, but she soon rebounded, came up swinging and took her lil pink laptop to Panera bread where she thought she had the internet gods on the ropes. Swinging left, answering emails, swinging right… starting to up date her journal… then the poor punkin took an upper cut to the jaw when Panera Bread’s internet went out… it looked like the Princess of Pink was down and out… Count … One… no movement… signal going up and down… Count two… has she died…. barely a noise coming from The Wonder Whore camp… Count… Three… oh oh… she pops up swinging… jabs with her cell phone service to take phone sex calls, crosses with begging her brother to fix what’s wrong… and gives the old donkey punch… and the internet gods are back on their knees… bowing down to the Taboo Phone Sex mistress… cowering in her wake.
Probably a good reason Im not a sports writer, but I did my best… lol. Did you guys miss me or what? I am so connected to the internet it’s not even funny… I had to actually go do other things besides hanging out by my computer… I actually got a butt load done while I was M.I.A. The pink room… DONE… painted the prettiest color of pussy pink you ever did see. I got my new bedspread on the bed and I giggle every time I walk in… I gotta pink room. It’s a room any 12 year old girl would be proud of. Hey, I don’t have to grow up… you all my have to, or want to… but give me my pink room, my build a bear kitty… and my dildos… and I am one happy camper. Oh… and chocolate… lots and lots of chocolate..uh… but I will get to that later… lol.
I love, love Build a Bear, have for quite some time now… as many of you know. I have been to the one here twice now… and I have been here for 10 months… I should be going more often… no? It’s one of the happiest places on earth. I need to go again… they have so much good stuff… well, good stuff for me… not good stuff for you. Just remember, if it pleases your phone sex princess, then it should please you… oh..yeah..Ive got a good foot hold in reality… hee hee. I got me an orange tabby cat and stuffed it extra firm and put it’s cute lil body in a pink, what other color is there, balerina outfit. It now sits proudly on my pink princess bed, in my pink princess room… in sheer pink happiness.
What else have I been doing, lets see… oh yeah, like a gazillion recordings… cause I could. I just have to get them online, my file zilla went missing of my computer, go figure… probably the same gremlin that steals my panties… so now I have to either re download it or find a new way to upload. Once I do, I will be offering the deal of the life time from the time I upload till the end of August…. you get a lifetime Phone Sexmembership to all my recordings in my upcoming membership page for only… drumroll please… $30.00′s. Did I mention that these are MP3s that you can download and listen to over and over… you can have a lil piece of me forever. After August, memeberships go to $50.00, so take advantage of it now! Or when I get the phone sex membership page up… I’ll send out a newletter when I have more details!
Yes, even when I am down for the count, your dirty lil phone sex angel keeps going and going. Screw the energizer bunny… I should be their mascot! lol!
This weekend I will be gone for the first part of Saturday, I am going with my friend Kitten wedding cake tasting… cake… icing… I am so there. Her big news last week was that her and her man are getting married. Funny thing was, I thought they were already married… hee hee. Anyways, I get to be her maid of honor, and get to wear a pretty lilac dress… hopefully it’s pretty… goodness knows that last red atrocity I had to wear… holy moly did I look like a twizzler. Red shouldn’t be allowed to be a wedding color, no one looks good in red… least not red with a satiny sheen… blghh. So, lilac, I can pull off… hee hee. I am so excited for her, she looks so flippin happy. Someday… it will be my turn… and I will get to look that happy…
I think I just lost half my guys… you all closed out cause of the wedding talk, such a shame… cause I was getting to the good parts of my phone sex blog… hee hee.
I got in a handful of totally awesome Phone Sexcalls… Bogie… who was so patient with me, let me use his penis… the one he sent me… to pleasure myself on a call a couple nights ago. He’s lucky, he caught me on the downside of a chocolate sugar high that I had been on for four days. He sent me five lbs of pink m&ms… five lbs… and so I have enough chocolate to last me at least till Christmas of 2020… and but yet, he sends me more chocolate yesterday… he knows whats good for him… most of you know… chocolate not only gives me a sugar high… but it makes me wanna fuck like a rabbit… I move from room to room masturbating in my sugar highness… I think I masturbated myself into a smaller dress size… it’s a good thing I have more chocolate… so I don’t get scary skinny… hee hee. Vicious circle. Gosh, I love life.
I got to phone bone the ups man…well, bronco man made a special delivery… straight to my hoo haw.. hee hee. Man, ups is gooooooood… I can’t wait to play with him again…
My funnyman, whom I am very worried bout and shouldn’t be doing bad things tomorrow so I won’t worry bout him more, and I have been playing on and off. He sent me a rather large pink penis of his… holy moly, there is no way it will fit… wonder if I wash it in cold water if it will shrink? hmmm Just kidding… Ill do my best… to conquer all cocks, but this fucker is mammoth… talk about the size of my arm… sheesh. It smells like strawberries though… so if worst comes to worst… Ill have a chew toy… err… I mean a suck toy…lol.
I should be around all day tomorrow and Friday… Im going ot head out to the Christmas tree shop right now, so I can go get me something sweet for my pink room… hee hee… maybe hit up home depot.
For those who care, I am wearing a purple cinderell tshirt from the disney store that says… I think it’s fairy godmother time… and cut off jean shorts, Im gonna throw on a pair of flip flops and head out the door. I shall talk to you all soon!
Brigitte
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531
13.07.08 / BDSM, Beauty, fashion, Phone Sex, phone sex brat, phonesex, Role Play Phone Sex, Sissy Phone Sex, taboo phone sex, The Wonder Whore, wonder whore, www.thewonderwhore.com, young phone sex voice / Author: admin / Comments Off
Tags: fetish phone sex, masturbation mistress, Phone Sex, phone sex princess, The Wonder Whore
Hiya my Snooky Pooks! I just wanted to let you all know that tonight’s Live Blog Radio Show will be at 11:30pm est instead of 11:00 because somebody didn’t reserve her spot in time. Sheesh… who knew Sundays would be such a hot day for Blog Talk Radio? Certainly not I? So it’s pushed back till 11:30 tonight and I will be focusing on Fetish Phone Sex and not just because it is a key phone sex word for search engines… lol. I will actually be discussing what exactly is a fetish and how it can be used via one of our kinky Phone Sex calls! Make sure you listen tonight at my blog talk radio show Notice my new Amazon product placing… yes, I do rule don’t I? I figured out how to do that… now all I need to know is how to pretty up my profile!
I am actually on my way out the door, after I pop off a couple of recordings, to go have a pic nic in the park with my friends kitten and joe, apparently they have some news for me… I think it’s a bun in the oven… but Im not sure… so Ill act surprised whatever it is they want to tell me.
It’s a beautiful day here, a lil warm, but just the perfect breeze… so I may wear actual clothes to go out in and not just my bikini and cut off shorts… All I got on right now are my white and black and pink hello kitty undies. But I am thinking of putting on my new lilac sun dress that my dear friend charlotte purchased for me. It’s been calling my name since it got here… and I have the perfect pair of wedge cork and white sandals to wear with it. I bet that dress will totally rock my hot lil body… hee hee.
I am having dinner with May and her sister who is coming from out of town. May is a friend from dance class… she’s a bit peculiar… just like me. So we get a long just famously! I wonder what her sister is like?
Had another wonderful night with the Funny Man, the last for a lil bit… sigh… what will I do with myself at night? Guess Ill just have to think of my last call with him with fond memories… sniff. Hee Hee We will actually be playing next week… cause he partook in the dildo for a call special I have going on. I am going to make my dildos cute lil name cards to go in the containers I put them in… that say your nick names that I have given you.
Doing the comic strip layout for ruffle butt panties is a lil more difficult than I had planned… so it may be a few more days… but don’t you worry, I will launch it soon… I need to just rip off the bandaid and promote promote promote… so i can get to work on www.thepinkdungeon.com so I can have it ready for an August 1st launch. I then have tons of other site redesigns to do as well, to include utopia… it’s time for a change, is it not?
I am so having a blast since coming back from my lil mini phone sex break… no drama, no worries… just fun fun fun! The way phone sex was meant to be. If something doesn’t go my way, then I just brush it off and move right a long. I used to get so upset, worrying bout what others thought of me… but now, I don’t relly care, cause let’s be honest here… I am the best! No seriously… I am so damn good, I turn myself on… hee hee. I rock and you guys know it, and love me, and adore me… and ok, so now my ego has grown so big I can’t even control it! I rule I rule I rule… hee hee.
Will someone please sign my guest book… sheesh… it’s at the bottom of every single one of my pages and yet… no one’s signed it. If you could sneak in the words phone sex, I would love you even more for it! lol And I would really like some more reviews… I know… Imma pain in the butt, I want you to pay me for phone sex on top of work for me too… hee hee… Ill be extra special nice to you if you do… neener neener!
Does this outfit not have my name all over it… hee hee… It’s on my Amazon wishlist and I think I might be spoiling myself with it this week… take a peak…
Well, I best go get my recordings done then go make my lunch date… I’ve already had such a busy morning already… been swimming for a bit, getting my sun, worked on the pink room for a bit… hopefully that will be done soon so I can share pictures, if I get my camera working … grr grrr. Apparently sand is one of the worst things for a camera… I should know this already, having killed one camera with the sand in San Francisco while visiting my sisters. They so need to make camera’s sand proof. I have another one, that is smaller pixels I used to use… I just have to find it. I am pretty sure it’s not in storage cause I used it in colorado, I just hope it didn’t stay in colorado.
Kiss,
Your Phone Sex Princess
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
1-877-281-1531