Yeah… Im so hot, I’ll get your wifey off too… hee hee.

So this is an email I received today, and I have to admit… I am extremely curious to meet her. I mean, I have done calls with women, and I have had sex with women… but I have never… uh… felt like a woman wanted me as bad as she does. I know her ex husband, HOTTIE, and I am afraid to tell her that we still do calls on occasion.

I hope she doesn’t get mad that I post her email, I have actually taken all the personal info out…

“Hello Brigitte.

I’ve mulled for ages over how to write this email and now I have just decided to let it all flow. I hope that it all ends up making sense.

I was introduced to you by way of my husband (or I should say my ex-husband as we are recently divorced). At the time, I did not consider it to be a great introduction. I found out that he had been calling your for phone sex and I was very displeased by this. I was also extremely jealous. I felt that I should be the one that my husband gets off to, not some ‘wonder whore’. What can I voice on the phone do that I can’t?

As time went on, my husband and I started to drift apart, both emotionally and physically. I knew that he was still calling you, but I started to care about it less and less. One evening I found myself bored and restless and extremely sexually frustrated. I jumped in the jacuzzi and tried to get myself off, but this time, it wouldn’t work – I needed extra stimulation. I started to randomly search porn sites for inspiration and some were better than others. Then suddenly I remembered my husband’s calls to you. I started to search for your website and I found it!

After reading your website and seeing your pretty face, I suddenly wanted to call you so bad, but I was feeling coy and not quite up to talking. I was quite taken aback by my reaction too. I’ve never thought about women in that way before, but in that instant, I just had the urge to…touch you? I don’t know how to say it. I have never felt this way before.

Since that day I have fantasized over you so many times. I can’t get enough of your face, how I imagine your body to look, how I imagine your pussy to taste. I know how to be with a guy, but I’ve never been with a woman before and the anticipation of it is driving me insane.

Brigitte. I live in the Montreal area of Canada, but I would be willing to take the drive out to MA to meet with you. I would love to pay to take you out and spoil you and seduce you and to kiss and lick every part of you. I don’t want the fantasy anymore, I want to kiss and taste your sweet pussy and suck on your beautiful breasts and nipples. I feel so strongly about you, please say you will meet me.

Veronique xx ”

Hello, so want her in my panties. Not that I am gonna run out and meet here right away… but I have to admit… this gets me excited. Really, really excite. To fuck the ex wife of a client of mine. She gave me her phone number and I think I may call her… who knows, it may wind up to being some really hot, hot phone sex… hee hee. Then who knows, once I make sure she’s not out to get me for … uhh… getting her husband off.. lol. I may just meet her. What do you guys think?

Anyways, I just thought I would share that with you. By the way, she also sent a.. umm… explicit picture… and fuck me is he hot! Now there is a muffin that could use some.. uh… munchin!

Alright, I got some homework to get done… so I will yap at you latter!

kiss kiss kiss,
Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
877 281 1531

I know, I know… it’s been forever since I have posted a taboo phone sex blog… well forever for me now, I used to go a month without an entry for those of you who remember my lazy days. It really doesn’t take much to post an entry I must admit, but I have actually been busy with life and not just lazy. I am also typing one handed… I’m wounded. Brigitte V. Roller Skates and the skates one… This time! I jacked up my wrist, elbow and cracked my thumb… Imma clutz, I know it. What really sucks is I still don’t have medical insurance and I went all weekend long with my owie… before going to the docs on Monday after my family left. To proud to go when they were here, they would have tried to pay… but the doctor gave me a good chewing over… let me tell you. Yes, I got an ugly dr who was probably gay anyways… not a hottie… and he put me in a plastic arm thingy with some stuff that will disengrate.. lots of fun.

So, I had a blast on my mini vacation from Phone Sex …even with my big owie… We got to do some site seeing… a nice lil picknic in Boston Commons and a whole bunch of shopping… I got me a three cornered hat… woo hoo. Then I found a three cornered hat with feathers on it for the same price… grrr. Sucky… I also got a pink hat that has this in pink stitching on it with some hearts… do you guys know what it says?

Hee Hee… I shall wear it everywhere! Makes me feel smart…My aunt got one too… and we were in Starbucks and the girl helping us asked us if we were all math majors… lol. Thought it was so cute…

Anways, I have been working my tail off as much as I can so I can get lots more done for you guys… got some updates on the site coming up as well as other stuff in the air… woo hoo… I rock the phone sex world… I already do…hee hee. I got some a naughty dictionary coming up so we can do some awesome role playing phone sex with some new topics… hee hee. I got memberships and clubs to form. What the world needs now is not love… but a Wonder Whore Fan Club… wouldn’t you agree? With Wonder Whore For President buttons, no? I think a phone sex operator would make an awesome president… I could get the men off of any country who wanted to go to war with us… sheesh… we all know Know that kimmy guy in North Korea is a total panty slut… get him on his knees in a pair of pink sateens and there goes that threat… I got him pegged!

I got more items from Bogie for my pink room… it’s the pinkest room ever! A pink Princess Phone that is so clear it’s not even funny and a Pink Clock to keep track of my radio shows on… woo hoo… they fit right in! Bogie makes me feel so special!

I also got to be wild with my wild man… grrrr grrr… finally. I swear our times just don’t match up… I guess Ill just have to go to Japan.

For those who care, right now I am wearing blue jeans and a pink MIT sweatshirt… it’s flippin cold here right now… we have had rain all day long… so Im cuddling down in my big ol pink hoodie… no bra, no panties… no shoes… hair in a pony… is it sexy?

Well, I have so much to do so I can enhance our phone sex world that I should probably go. I shall update more tomorrow… it’s the first thing on my todo list! Call me, I bet you have missed me!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
www.thewonderwhore.com
877-281-1531

As per what my sight says in the even section I was going to throw out some role play ideas for phone sex, so you can mull them over all week long, pick one out, and let us have some fun with it on next Tuesday when calls are discounted! I am so excited, Thursday is soon becoming my favorite day of the week!

So here they are… ideas for Role Play Phone Sex Extravaganza!

Taboo Phone Sex
Baby Sitter/Nanny
Teacher/Student
Sleeper/Intruder
Naughty Next Door Neighbor
Pool boy/bikini girl
Locked in the store with the manager
Shoplifter/Security Gaurd
Police Officer/Speeder
Movie Theater Sex
Dungeon Sex

And any other role play you can dream up… I am game! Taboo phone sex is fun!

Sissy Phone Sex

Got caught wearing panties.
Sissy Hair Salon
Teaching a Sissy to Suck
Sissy School 101
Sissy as my pet
Kidnapped and forced to be a Sissy
Kidnapped and forced to suck

Humiliation and Domme phone sex

Submit to my panties
Submit to my feet
Drugged and used
Meet My Dungeon
Meet My lil friend, Mr. Big
Seduced into being Dominated
Caught masturbating
Bait and Switch
Masturbation Mistress

Email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com if you have any questions… maybe we can pre set up your role play for Thursday so all I do is answer the phone and step into character!

Woke up late today, as I knew I was… you guys kept me up way to late. I put on my white swimsuit and headed straight for the pool. Fell back asleep a little on my floaty… whoopsy… swam around a bit… then headed out for dinner with some friends. Tomorrow I wont be available most the day because I am going out shopping with Kitten during the day and then there is a birthday party at night… which I probably wont be home till really late. I have a date to the party… he’s sweet, handsome, and almost 80… lol. He says he’s my date anyways…lol.

Oh yeah… and my sugar daddy strikes again. I don’t have it yet, because the stores around here didnt have it, and it will probably take awhile for it to get here… but it’s missing off my wishlist…

Oh yeah… you know you can see me sporting this bad boy… hubba hubba!

Anyways… I will chat at you later peeps… call me tonight, Ill be takng calls till bout two am.. est!

Brigitte

Yes, I have been in the pool ALL DAY LONG. I was in it last night… masturbating, I got up bright and early, climbed in… swam… rubbed a lil… swam some more, got out to get GIANT bowl of strawberries… put bowl on floaty near me along with bottled water and stayed there till just about five minutes ago. I am dripping wet typing to you… here, Ill shake a lil off… hee hee.

It’s good that pool is up and going today cause… let me tell you it is hot… I came in to see just how hot is is… let me just check… drum roll please…

HOLY FUCK BUNNIES its 101 degrees! It didn’t even get this hot in Colorado last summer… someone snow me… please… ok, I just didn’t ask for snow…nope, nope, nope, but fuck it’s hot outside!

I am thinking it is time for an ice cream cone… big one… but I will have to wait till I am not full of strawberries… hee hee. They were good strawberries… I didn’t eat them all, but I sure enough wanted to. Nothing like laying back, floating on the water, splashing it on your tummy and watching those water beads form and roll down. Picking up almost frozen strawberries on a very hot day… rubbing them on your lips before savoring every last bit… I guess I really didn’t need to type all that to turn you on all I had to say is… I am wearing and itsy bitsy teeny weeny pale pink bikini… yup, wet one… that is clinging to me very tightly. You so can see the outline of my special place through my bikini… neener neener.

Got to be a naughty pool bunny who teased the pool boy a lil to much this morning… and when you tease pool boys too much, they tend to take care of business pretty swiftly, lets just say my bottom was bobbin more than the pool floaties!!! I am so bad!

I am off to jump back in the pool… if I don’t pick up the phone the first time you ring, just try it again… cause I just didn’t get out of the pool and inside in time… hee hee.

Think Id better dance now!

Brigitte

PS Visitors to my site were way high yesterday, the highest they had been in a long time… I don’t know what our highest is, but I am going to start from yesterdays totals… cause they were pretty good. Make sure you click through the site when you read my journal, you never know what might pop up and pretty much, it helps me too!

Cause this lil hooker got her pool… and it is filling up as we speak! It will fill up probably by morning or so… but I will do 50 percent off all calls till midnight pst Wednesday! I will even let your pre purchase time at 1.00 a minute if you would like over the next three days… Buy a hundred minutes, for a hundred dollars… and use them in ten minute blocks all month long if you like! Who’s your favorite taboo phone sex operator? I am! I am!

How did I get it so quickly? I got me a Sugar Daddy! A Financial Domination finatic who lives… get this… in the next town over. He paid for it online and we picked it up at the store… and get this… his princess… (me) deserved a bigger pool than what she wanted… so she got it… I got an 18 foot pool… that goes five feet high… with 4 and a half feet of water deep! Oh yeah… it’s like totally awesome and huge. So all day…we were out back leveling the ground… getting the rocks out… and that’s a lot of work on a twenty foot, by twenty foot section… This pookie is sore… holy moly!

My sugar daddy can now call for his reward… be a good sugar daddy… you know what you need to do!

I did almost get enough gift certificates to buy the pool, thank you guys… and they won’t be going to waste… I feel kinda bad for getting them now that they aren’t going to the pool… but I am going to get pool toys and stuff… and my pink schwinn bike so I can cruise main street on it! I have been looking forward to doing that in the evenings!

Does anyone know how to get rid of mosquitos? They were coming at us tonight while filling up the pool… and i just would rather not deal with them… if you have any ideas… I would greatly appreciate it!

I am missing a totally awesome black dress and shoes off my wishlist… um… yeah… and I think I know who did it… didn’t think I check that sort of thing… now did you Charlotte… I admit it… I didn’t think of those shoes and that dress together, but as soon as i saw them both missing.. as well as your cryptic message on my answering machine… I knew what you had done…. but yes, you are right… I am the ultimate barbie doll… arent I? Well, maybe more like skipper in the chest department!

For those who care, I am wearing a white summer dress… with an empire waste and white cotton panties… with an itty bitty satin bow at the waistband in the front… No bra, cause the straps would show. We, my brother and C, took a shower after working all day, not together, and got dressed in summer evening ware and went to shortys for dinner… ate outside… drank margaritas… just had a really nice time. My hair is up in a ponytail… in a white scrunchy that came with the dress… it’s made out of the same material even… My skin has a bit of a pink tint to it… I might have got a lil too much sun today… but it was just a sample of days to come… as I AM NEVER LEAVING MY POOL once I get in it… lol!

Well, I got some website work to do… so I better get on it. Then Im off to go check on my pool… maybe sneak in for a midnight skinny dip! Woo Hoo!

Brigitte The Merry Mermaid!

My missed appointment yesterday, got me… and boy did we have some fun. I have been so… uh… easily excitable lately… oh man! The thought of boinking a caller real time is enough to get my panties a little more than just damp… hubba hubba. This time we played like I staled him… hee hee… found his home, snuck in… and while he was sleeping… handcuffed him and had my way with him. Him waking up only to feel me under the covers doing whatever I wanted… and boy did I want!!! I am so glad we FINALLY got together… hee hee!

Ninety more dollars and the pool is mine! I can almost feel the water now! I can’t wait… it’s gonna be a hot one today and I have a lot of activities planned for outdoors… starting with a 5k race, ending with helping my friend plant her garden and get her lawn mowed. I should be home later on tonight to take calls… in the air conditioning… lol! So, if you want me, you know what you need to do!

Sad to see Hillary give up her campaign, but it was way past time… and of course I am all for an Obama/Clinton ticket. I always said I would vote for him if he was put up, just really, really liked Clinton. Ahh well… can’t win them all, just would like to win one!

Here’s a pic of the Clintons when I saw them back in January… good times… so very glad I went and donated…

I don’t really think Obama can win against the old man without her… with the polls saying almost half of clintons supporters would vote for him… ughh! How could they?

Well, I have to take off… I am in racing form today…

For those who care, right now I am wearing my brand new racing outfit… pink bike shorts… pale pink, with matching running tank… white stripes down the side… and pink socks and white runners… I look damn cute… will look even cuter with my number on my back… talk to you soon!

Brigitte

I think I broke it… JUST KIDDING!

Oh man, oh man, oh man… did I have a blast last night! Watched Asia Porn all night long, holy moly was that fun masturbating with you guys… getting to actually see what turns you on, and you getting to see what makes me tick! We are so doing that again… I don’t know how many times I came last night, but holy fuck a noli… I wanna do it again! Probably one of the most erotic nights I have ever had! And no, I will not be getting my poor lil hoo haw pierced, no matter how hot it looks in porn… the thought of piercing that… makes me want to pass out… and not in the good way!

Sorry Pookie Wookie Snookie… whom this lil whore tried to wake up for this morning… but failed miserably… sigh… I really did want to play today, and was all excited bout it… but alas my body dictated when I was to wake up… I need to realize my own limits, least listen to what my body is telling me.

It’s raining today, so my gardening plans are put on hold. I am going to take a few calls today, but boys… please be gently… let’s just say, masturbating with such zest last night… was a little over zealous and it actually kinda hurts to sit down… hee hee. I’m so bad… probably why you all like me so much!

I think you guys need to email me with your favorite porn stars for the next round… anybody but Jenna, sorry… if she happens to be in something, I tend to fast forward… blghh. But email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I will pick the most popular and put her up for our next porn a thon!

I’ve already got 100 dollars towards my dream! My swim pool! Woo Hoo! Two hundred more and it is so mine! You guys rock hard core!!! I remember from being a little girl… that it takes FOREVER to fill a pool up… and then you have to wait forever for the chemicals to set… so… as soon as I get my pool and we get the hose in it to start filling it… ALL CALLS WILL BE 50 PERCENT OFF till my pool is filled and ready for me to dive in! How cool is that??? Ohhh yeah, we gonna have a pool party!!! hee hee.

My recordings page is up and ready, you can buy the only recording I have done so far… hee hee… on niteflirt right now at 2.25 a minute… Im masturbating… lol… I am working on the wav ones that you can just buy from me. So you can download them to your computer if you want, or visit the link as many times as your hearts desire… those will be done by Monday, plus a whole bunch more recordings! Go me! I rule huh? It’s ok, you can tell me.. I know I rock hard core!

Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte… I keep forgetting Charlotte… but I will announce it today! I created him a myspace page… decorated it myself to what I thought of him.. hee hee… He is my first friend on my myspace page… A Check it out .. I just pulled a layout from the internet, it wasn’t my design, but Charlotte loves it and agrees it’s so her! Hee Hee… if you want me to do you one, specifically for being my phone sex budy, let me know. I can even hook you up with your own wonder whore email address to sign into it with! There are a couple of pics from disney world and seaworld on there in my pics… on my account, that you can check out… I haven’t uploaded them all, as my computer hates me.

Oh yeah… and if you haven’t noticed… My butterfly in the tab is PERFECT now! It doesn’t look like someone smooshed it with a news paper anymore… woo hoo! That was just driving me ape shit! sheesh I am pretty proud of myself.. I have been working like a hooker in heat this past month. Every page on my website is operational… I work on it a little everyday… now all I need to do is get it to the top of the Search Engines and I will be happy! I have some tweaking to do, get on some top sites, fix my index page, then link it to more sites… plus beg my brother to research SEO for adult sites… and then give me the cliff notes so I CAN RULE THE WORLD… muah ha ha ha ha hee hee.

Anyways… I will always update new things on there, plus, I have a plan for a new site to go along with my wonder whore site… since google doesn’t like the word whore.. sigh… lol… anyways… the new site will be a more HARD CORE Brigitte… lol.. whatever that means!!!

For those who care, right now I am in a black and white mod sleevless dress. The kind you would find in the early sixties… no waist, white thick line ddown the front of the dress that splits and lines the bottom of the dress… I need some mod white sun glassess to go with it.. and knee high white boots. I am just wearing a pair of white mules with em… they look modish enough! My hair is straight… I went and took my flat iron to it… so it is like rod stright down around my face… including my bangs. I look hot… just trust me on it. I have on… ok, don’t laugh at me… but it was a set I got in the kids department… a pink and blue care bre training bra and panty set on underneath… I said it… training bra… so there so!

Think I’d better dance now…

Brigitte

I want a swim pool! I think I may through a tantrum if I don’t get one… lol. It’s times like these where I need to get me a couple of sugar daddies… you know, to share the wealth! I have one on my amazon wishlist … that I want to get. I want an in ground pool, but I can wait a couple years for that. Maybe when I get married and have a husband and a pool boy on the side… lol!

Here’s a pic of the pool…

it’s the kind I used to swim in at Lily’s house, the old kbw site owner, and it was pretty cool. It did the job, I remember her’s being pretty small, and her paying way more for it.. I don’t know how big 15 feet is, but since Im just over five feet… I think it will do…lol. If I get this, you will be hard pressed to get me out of it. I ll just have to take calls from the pool… lol. The neighbors already think Imma lil hooker… with all the moaning coming from the basement… we can just let them think Imma sex fiend with all the masturbation I will do in my pool.

Im gonna try to be around a bit more… so I can do more calls and get my pool before the heat really sets in. Saturday is going to be 90… blghh… so I am going to need a place to swim. The only place I can go right now is the boys and girls club, and that’s an indoor pool… there are no outdoor ones nearby… which sucks hard core. My brother and his boyfriend don’t swim, but said I could put a pool in the backyard and they would donate a 100′s to my pool fund for leveling the back yard. I need 200 for the pool and 105 for shipping… so it’s pretty expensive… blghh.

If you want to spoil me rotten like the lil princess I am, you can contribute to my pool fund…lol… just send me a gift certificate from this link here… Gift Certificates and email it to thewonderwhore@gmail.com I am more than willing to trade phone sex for gift certificates… lol. Im such a lil whore…hee hee. That’s why you love me.

This is why I need to be into financial domination… I could just tell a sugar daddy… I want… and pout… and it would be all mine… sniffles… I want… pout pout pout… lol!

MR SEATTLE CALLED! I swear his voice gets my panties all wet… we talked for like forever… cause it had been awhile. I came to the realization while talking to him, that I just absolutely love perverts and that if I ever settle down and get married… hee hee… it’s gonna have to be to a pervert. Someone who’s not afraid to explore… try new things… a man after my own heart. MR SEATTLE is single… but in Seattle… sigh… didn’t know a good thing when I had it… lol. He’s one of the only customers to catch a glimpse of the wonder whore live… he told me last night… he saw me and my dented lil saturn near where I used to live in seattle. I think it was me too… how many hot little chics drive a dented brand new gold saturn? He waited till almost a year to tell me, cause he knew I would get a lil freaked out… lol… not that he would hurt me or anything… MR SEATTLE is most awesome, he just knows “the rules”… so to say! I think there should be more MR SEATTLES, he’s so fucking hot, I think there will be more masturbation tonight before my Asia-a-thon… as warm up… thinking about him, that deep voice, and what he should have done to me in seattle… lol!

Anyways, I have to run to pick out paint samples at home depot, pick up some soil for more plants for my garden… and get my fruit leathers at Hanafords the grocery store… Those are my snacks… they replaced chocolate… fruit leathers… purried fruits dried like a roll up… awesome!

For those who care, I just threw on cut off jean shorts and a pale pink wife beater to go to the store, my hair is pushed back with a head band, white, and I have no undies on… hee hee… gonna slip into my pink flip flops and head out the door! I will be back at five pm for my first call… i have a couple of openings, so email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com if you just want to watch porn with me, if you don’t have your Asia porn ready!

I took these pics at The Butterfly Place, in Westford, MA.

Oh brother, you boys are horny today… least I know a handful of you are satisfied now… lol! I think it’s hot when you guys call me on your lunch breaks, or even while you are at work… if your co-workers only knew what you guys did in your offices… hee hee. I know, I’ll never tell!

I worked out a little too hard at the gym yesterday. My arms are so sore, so if you here… ow ow ow… as I rub rub rub, pay no attention to it… a lil pain with my pleasure never hurt… ok, so who’s the kinky one now? ME ME ME! I worked my muscles to exhaustion yesterday… to where you start quivering as you try to get that last rep in… I was moanin and groanin like a pro… oh… wait… I am a pro… well, I was moanin and groanin like the rest of the hard bodies in there… go me!

So, I have loaded up my camera again with over a thousand images, and these were takin since I have been back from Florida. I am downloading them right now, and hope to get a couple uploaded so you can see what I have been up to. It looks like it might take a bit, it’s frozen up my computer. I am on my brothers computer right now. Grr Grr Grr.

I have dance class tonight… oh man, that’s going to hurt… I should take a epson salt bath before hand… to relax my muscles and get me ready for more torture. I didn’t go for my run today and I should have..

After my dance class, it’s my normal night out with the girls… gonna get my drink on… I am leaving my car at a friends house… so that way I can drink…woo hoo… I will get it in the morning.

I have four people signed up to watch porn with me on Thusday… I won’t be available from 7-8 pm est, 8-9 est, 10-11 est and 3-4 am est. I still have openings at 9-10, 11-12, 12-1, 1-2, 3-4 … hee hee… Masturbation Marathon here I come! Needless to say, Friday I will be taking the morning off to recoop… I think I have plans on Friday night, but I am not sure yet. I may be home, I will let you know.

For those who care, right now I have on a purple thong… and that’s it… I think Im gonna take a bath… with bubbles and everything… wanna join me?

Brigitte

ps… Ill post pictures later!