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Brigitte's Phone Sex Dictionary

Who knew a dictionary could be so sexy? Please read down to find new and exciting ways to spice up your phone sex calls with me. Each entry is written by me, Brigitte Kelly. I have painstakingly gone through as many terms as I could possibly find and learn about, giving you not only a definition of each word, but several phone sex role plays or sessions you could do with each.

These mark a tip to help you enjoy your call a little better, as well as how to ask for a certain kind of session or phone sex role play.

These provide helpful hints as to how to ask me for what you want

These mark important warnings you should consider while playing

If I have missed anything, or if there is something you would like me to learn about, please send it to me in an email to thewonderwhore@gmail.com.

Because I have spent so much time writing these, please let me know if you see them on other sites other than www.thewonderwhore.com or www.thepinkdungeon.com so I can inform them, or their host to have them removed.

A-Spot, n

The equal to a woman's G-spot, located in the anus, near the prostate.

Role Play Phone Sex

We can set up a role play where you teach this sweet young thing to use a strap on, and how exactly to find your A-spot with it.

Simply tell me that you want to teach me how to use a strap on you.

Anal Exploration Phone Sex

Let me send you on a guided tour of your own ass, using lube, fingers, anal beads, dildos or anything else we like.

Simply tell me you want to find your A-spot.

Never insert anything entirely into your ass, you will lose it, and have to retrieve it in an emergency room. Always use items on a string or leave the last two inches of the object out.

Ablutophilia, n

A fetish for showers or baths, being turned on by taking one yourself or watching someone else bathe.

Role Play Phone Sex

You can watch me shower, helping me if you like, stroking your cock to the same rhythm I use to wash my petite li'l.

Simply tell me you get turned on by showers or baths and you would like a role play surrounding this phone sex fetish.

Real Time Phone Sex Play

Listen to me bathe, I can take a shower for you, or I can take the phone into the tub with me and you can listen to me splash the water as I wash.

Simply tell me you have a bathing fetish and ask me if I would like to take a bath/shower.

Domme Phone Sex

I can use your weakness against you, making you worship me, telling you about my bath that morning, not letting you stroke. Or I can turn you onto this fetish, only allowing you to orgasm while you are in a shower, as a form of cum control.

Simply tell me you have, or would like a Bathing Fetish and you would like me to use it against you.

AC/DC, slang

Bisexual

Phone Sex Role Play
Threesome role play is a great AC/DC role play, either another woman for both of us to fantasize about or another gentleman for you to explore.
Forced Bi Role Play
You are my slut and I choose with whom I want you to play for my entertainment, some days it will be women, some days it will be other men. Whether you like it or not.
Real Time Phone Sex

I can help you put an ad on the internet to help you find a partner to fool around with and prepare you for what you are about to do.

Always meet people from adult dating sites or Craigslist.com in a public place. Tell your date that someone knows where you are at and you are to check in at a specific time. You can use me as that person to check back in with if you leave me a contact number of someone I can reach incase something does happen.

AC/DC Dildo, n

A sex toy with two heads, one larger than the other, the smaller end for a female's anus and the larger end normally ment for her pussy.

Real Time Phone Sex
Listen to me play with my AC/DC dildo, plugging both holes at one time, double penetrating me.
Role Play Phone Sex
We can use my AC/DC dildo and role play a threesome where I am being double penetrated by you and one of your friends.
Acmegenesis, n

A fancy way to say orgasm.

Role Play Phone Sex
Let's role play where I am your doctor and you have a problem with your Acmegenesis, and I try to help you out in any way I know how to. Maybe get my naughty nurse in on the project as well.
Acrophilia, n

Being sexually turned on by being in high places.

Role Play Phone Sex
I don't know I have Acrophilia and I go on my very first plane ride. You are the lucky fucker who sits next to me on a nearly empty plane. I can't help it, I have to fuck you and will do anything to get your cock in me.
Acrorthosis, n

Medical condition that is basically defined by too many erections.

Role Play Phone Sex
You hire me as your personal fuck toy because you have Acrorthosis, I have to deal with your erections so you can get your work done. Every time you have an erection, I have to use my body to take care of it.
Altoids: (n)

Altoids are the popular breath mints that are extremely strong. When getting oral, your partner can chew altoids before sucking your cock, giving you extra stimulation. The more altoids your partner chews, the bigger the sensation.

Phone Sex Oral Sex Role Play

Right before our phone sex call, crush several altoids and mix with water or oil, making a paste... the thicker the paste, the more intense the sensation will be. Tell me you want the Altoid job, and when I go down to suck you off, start stroking your cock with the paste.

Less is more sometimes... if you want pain... make a thicker paste to coat your cock, if you want a tingle sensation... water it down so it feels tingly.

BDSM/Pain Play/CBT via phone sex

Lots of altoids crushed and used on your cock and balls with produce a sense of burning that can be used in a Dominate/CBT session with me. If you call asking for cbt, it will be one of the items I ask you for.

It is always best to email or message me for a list of items you might need for a cbt phone sex session with me as to be prepared. Please note, if you email me several times and do not call, you will be put on an ignore list, as many men use the messaging as a form or getting off for free.

Anal Beads

Beads , plastic, glass, or metal, of various sizes on a string that you insert into mine or your ass. Most often they are pulled out slowly to increase orgasm, or during orgasm for a more intense sensation.

Phone Sex Role Play with Anal Beads
Beads can be inserted into me while I am on all fours and you are fucking me from behind slowly pulling them out of me, you can feel them slip from inside, increasing my orgasm. When you feel me cum, you pull them all the way out.
Hot Phone Sex Session
Buy a pair of beads of your choice and we can lube them up and push them inside you, you pushing them in or pulling them out at my instruction, using my voice and the excitement of something knew to get you hard and eventually off.
Phone Sex Domination
Let me tease and torment you with Anal Beads, instead of using a strap on, I'll force you to stuff and pull them in and out of you, all the while denying you orgasm. Just one of many scenerios we can use with this underrated toy.

Never stuff the final ring inside you, as you may have to find your way to the ER to have the Anal Beads removed.

Anal Sex

Inserting, a penis, toys, or other items in mine or your ass to reach sexual gratification.

Phone Sex Role Play Anal Sex

Most girls won't, but I will, let you pound my back door. Hold me down and violate my tiny whole or put me on my back and look me in the face as you plunge in and out.

Maybe you want me to take a turn on your sweet ass. I have a strap on and I know how to use it.

It's a real turn on if you tell me straight forward... "I want to fuck your ass."

Phone Sex Anal Exploration

Grab your favorite toy and listen to me sensually instruct you how to play with it. Dildos or Vibrators or something similar can be a lot of fun on you to.

Please have a dildo or something like it if you would like me to role play fucking your ass, it's no fun if you don't. I highly recommend lube, any lube of your choice, you will enjoy the phone sex session much more if you have it ready.

Simply tell me you have a toy and you want to learn how to play with it.

Never push the dildo or whatever all the way inside you, always leave two inches out, so you don't lose the dildo and are forced to the emergency room to retrieve it.

Analingus
Anilingus

Using your tongue to stimulate, rim, or fuck an ass.

Phone Sex Role Play Anal Sex

We can set up a scenario where you want to lick my ass to lube it, then stuffing your cock in me till you explode... or while I am going down on you, my tongue could slip past your balls, rim and tongue fuck your back door.

Simply tell me you would love to feel my tongue on your ass, or that you would love to eat my ass.

Phone Sex Mistress Worship

I put you on your hands an knees, making your hold your tongue out. You hold perfectly still as I place your tongue wherever I want, whenever I want.

Simply tell me you want to worship my ass.

Angry Dragon

Someone cuming into your mouth, then having them hit you so hard on the back of the head that the semen comes out your nose.

Role Play Fuck Toy Phone Sex

Grab me, yank my hair back and grudge fuck my face and throat, shoot your load into my mouth then give me an Angry Dragon.

Simply tell me you want to give me an Angry Dragon, whether I like it or not.

Phone Sex Forced Bi Fantasy

We can do a role play where I have you gang banged and the last participant violently cums in your throat and gives you one of these cum mustaches.

Tell me you want to be forced to be your cock whore and beg me not to let them give you an Angry Dragon.

Anorgasmic, adj

A person who can't orgasm

Domination Phone Sex

I can belittle you till you are so depressed and down on yourself that you are not able to have orgasms. I can use cum control, abuse the power that goes with it, and break you of your naughty climax behaviors.

I do not role play cum control phone sex, this is real for me, and it turns me on greatly. The ultimate power, to deny a man his orgasm... hee hee.

Simply tell me you want cum control to the fullest.

Role Play Phone Sex

We can role play that you are anorgasmic, and that you have come to me to see if I can help you. I have to try everything in the book just to make you cum. I am the cure for the Anorgasmic male.

Anus, n

A poop shoot

See Anal Sex for phone sex role plays

Autofellatio, n

Giving yourself head

Role Play Phone Sex
If you are flexible enough, we can role play me teaching you how to suck your own cock.
Phone Sex Domination
Serve me by entertaining me. Let me hear you suck your own penis. It will give me great joy tormenting you while you do it. We can also control your life so much, that you take up yoga in efforts to please me, learning to become flexible enough to suck your own dick.

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